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A Poetry tDrop
by Wetdryvac
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Alternate History
November 14, 2020
the plan was to fit turbines �� jet ones �� to badgers
and release them behind enemy lines
on the theory that angry flying badgers
would spread terror and confusion
we were mildly horrified to discover
that the badgers enjoyed both the flying
and the comfortable warm scream behind
but terror and confusion came later
upon the discovery that the badgers
were homing
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With thanks to the good folks at Hackers.Town for answering the very
n00best of questions, with the following people politely [REDACTED].
May your time go in a manner you consent to.
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