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These are textfiles that are attached to certain holidays. It's kind of
annoying to see files about subjects that don't represent year-round
types of subjects, so they're all lumped in here. The majority of the
files here are currently Christmas files.
An exception is the <A HREF="/occult"><B>Occult</B></A> section, which
is loaded with Halloween stuff but it doesn't seem as clear to split the
specific holiday stuff from and put here.
Interestingly enough, the most popular files are parodies of the
time-honored poem "A visit from Saint Nicholas". Something about that
particular poem (the idea that Santa's breaking into the house, the
glimpse you get of him before he cuts out of town) inspires generations
of geeks and self-styled humorists to make new, alternate versions.
The Twelve Letters of Christmas
The Day After the Twelve Days of Christmas
Anti-Valentine's Day Party Results
The Story of Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer
The Worm Before Christmas, by Clement C. Morris (December 12, 1988)
ANSI File Wishing You Happy Hanukkah
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Hatedeer (Parody)
The Modern American Guide to National Holidays
How to Kill Santa Claus Dead! By the Outland, of Neon Knights, Metal Communications
The MIT Night Before Christmas
Santa Claus is Weilding a Gun (To the Tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
A Collection of Merry Christmas Programs in Many Languages
A Visit from St. Nicolas, for Students in the 23rd Year of Schooling
Twas the Nocturnal Segment of the Diurnal Period
Twas the Night Before Installation
Large Collection of Night Before Christmas Parodies
Twas the Hippies Before Christmas
Jargon-Filled Night Before Christmas
'Twas the Night Before Christmas '89 in Panama
Twas the Cyber Night Before Christmas
A List of Pagan Christmas Carols
A Politicall Correct Christmas
The Politically Correct "Carole"
The SANctuary Night Before Christmas by Havok Halcyon
Santa Claus is Wielding a Gun (Parody)
The Imperceptibility of Santa Claus, 1984
Ho ho ho! The Origin of Santa!
Short Dissertation on Ice Nymphs
Why Santa gives lumps of coal!
A true story by Zeeker the elf!
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
The Imperceptibility of Santa Claus
The Night Before Christmas (Star Trek TNG Version)
A Christmas Tale, by Franchot Lewis (1993)
"The Worm Before Christmas" by Clement C. Morris
INEZ Wishes you Happy Holidays
An Electronic Chistmas/Chanukah Card to All, by Evan Leibovitch, code by Beverly Erlebacher
128 Column ASCII Art of Christmas Tree
The Twelve Thank You Notes of Christmas (November 18, 1990)
The Twelve Computerized Days of Christmas
Shedding true light on Christmas Day, by The Cruiser.
VT100 Terminal Coded Christmas Card
Christmas Poem: I Can Help the Next Person at This Register, Please
Christmas Poem: A Sacred Meditation by David Fox, 1990
The Night Before Christmas: The Liability Version
The Twelve Computerized Days of Christmas
REVIEW: XMASCARDS - Disk 1 and 2 - Send ANSI Xmas Cards
Tree Decoration Recommendations
ASCII ART: Christmas Tree and Fireplace
Collection of a Half-Dozen Night Before Christmas Parodies
The Worm Before Christmas, by Clement C. Morris