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Master Foo and the Hardware Designer

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Master Foo and the Hardware Designer

On one occasion, as Master Foo was traveling to a conference with a few of his senior disciples, he was accosted by a hardware designer.

The hardware designer said: β€œIt is rumored that you are a great programmer. How many lines of code do you write per year?”

Master Foo replied with a question: β€œHow many square inches of silicon do you lay out per year?”

β€œWhy...we hardware designers never measure our work in that way,” the man said.

β€œAnd why not?” Master Foo inquired.

β€œIf we did so,” the hardware designer replied, β€œwe would be tempted to design chips so large that they cannot be fabricated - and, if they were fabricated, their overwhelming complexity would make it be impossible to generate proper test vectors for them.”

Master Foo smiled, and bowed to the hardware designer.

In that moment, the hardware designer achieved enlightenment.

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