💾 Archived View for gem.saayaa.space › watching › bachelorette › bip-8-ep8and9.gmi captured on 2023-06-14 at 14:01:31. Gemini links have been rewritten to link to archived content
⬅️ Previous capture (2023-01-29)
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Let's pick right back up on the Lace/Rodney confrontation!
- It must be really tough breaking up with someone already so emotionally fragile.
- Rodney's doing the best he can honestly, just sucks for Lace.
- This is actually hard to watch, Lace's tears are real.
- I thought this would be firey, but it was just sad.
A consequence of Lace coming early is now the guys know there are new guys with the girls.
Brandon is having a really hard time. He's scared of falling in love and getting it ripped away. And that honestly makes sense considering how hard he fell from Michelle during her season of the bachelorette.
Jesse trying to push the girls to open up to the new guys.
And like that, Jesse is already cutting Olu and Rick loose. And they didn't even get to step foot on the beach! That's fucking cruel.
Logan is power-tripping and it's sickening. Stringing Shanae and Sarah along, just to hook up with Kate. He's the worst. #LoganIsTheWorst
Poor baby Jacob about to get his heart crushed by Kate. My sweet, sweet himbo.
Man, Jacob took it like a champ. #JacobForLyfe
Sarah isn't taking Logan's shittiness as well. I want her to slap his stupid face.
Genevieve and Shanae getting sloshed together. Finally enjoying this resort.
Jacob meditating to process his break-up is so nice. This dude has won me over big time.
In honour of Jacob, I'm fast-forwarding Logan and Kate's dumb date. #JacobAndSarahForLyfe
I like Victoria and Alex. Sorry Johnny.
I didn't realize how close Johnny and Victoria were. They're both really hurting and it feels like it came out of nowhere. The show gave them like no screen time and only now are we learning how into each other they are.
Shanae is losing it over Brittany and Tyler connecting. Shanae, the woman who is taking full advantage of the plethora of hunks on Bachelor in Paradise. Shanae, the one who went on multiple dates already. Shanae is the pissed one. Shanae. *Eye roll*
And now we reunite the tribes.
----
Jesse is just injecting these women with anxiety by dropping his hyperbole about paradise being "completely changed". My guy, take it easy on them.
I'm legit scared of how Jill will react to Jacob's rejection. I do want to see Shanae tear Logan a new one.
Couple Check:
- Genevieve & Aaron: Solid
- Jacob & Jill: Broken
- Logan & Shanae: Broken
- Michael & Danielle: Solid (Bleh)
- Brandon & Serene: Solid (Duh)
- Andrew & Brittany: Broken
- Johnny & Victoria: Shaky
New Couples:
- Logan & Kate
- Rodney & Eliza
- Andrew & Jassenia
- Tyler & Brittany
Singles:
- Shanae
- Jill (self-eliminated)
- Australian Guy
- Alex? Johnny?
Shanae is exploding. She's so fucking angry. I guess this is the Shanae I missed seeing from Clayton's season. #Shanaedo
Kate is loooooving breaking Shanae. She's straight-up using Logan to fuck with Shanae, I'm sure of it.
What I don't get is why Aaron hates Shanae so much.
Brandon and Serene breaking out the L word already. They should just leave now honestly.
Johnny is NOT taking Victoria's talk well. An can I just say, we really didn't get enough Victoria up until this point. She's really smart and well-spoken, and we didn't know anything about her. I like that we're now learning more and she's a pretty cool person.
- And ya, she deserves way better than Johnny. He's too much of a child for her. She deserves a real man. She deserves Alex.