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record a 30-second commercial with this general script:
setting: a steamy bathroom. two people step out of the shower. one of them leans in and takes a deep sniff of the other's hair.
person 1: *deeply inhales the smell of person 2's hair* i love the way your hair smells
person 2: *leans in and deeply inhales the smell of person 1's hair* and i love the way YOUR hair smells. what is it?
person 1: it's the shampoo we were just using.
person 2: are you sure it's not the smell of the soap?
person 1: i'm sure *extends hand out for the other person to smell*
person 2: *inhales hand smell deeply* yeah, it's not the soap.
person 1: *deeply inhales the hair of the person 2 again*
persons 1 and 2: it's the shampoo
the commercial would end with more inhalation noises, edited so it cuts off in the middle of the sniffing
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closed captions for real tv advertisements, but instead of transcribing the spoken words, they describe the underlying manipulative messages and implications of the advertisement
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a world where everyone's job is to move the limbs of someone else, and then when you're off work, another human/worker comes over and moves your limbs for you
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Thin Skin
a partition dividing two areas: ————
Skin | Blood
Skin: on one side, sounds/images bounce off the skin (half-opaque flesh mirror)
Blood: on the other, the sounds/images are absorbed into the blood (dark red canvas)
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Esc, your newly sentient keyboard
Esc analyzes everything you type, considers the worst possible scenarios, then provides real-time criticism of your behavior in a voice that sounds just like you. And the best part? Esc is totally free