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< Why I don't teleport anymore
It's hard to switch it off when you're young -- there's a weird thrill to it, despite it being physiologically the same as just tightening your buttcheeks. As for our survival rates, I've never ran the numbers though I'd be surprised if there are any active teleporters past their 40s