💾 Archived View for soviet.circumlunar.space › dsfadsfgafgf › gns › god-n-sole-04-05.gmi captured on 2023-04-26 at 13:42:37. Gemini links have been rewritten to link to archived content

View Raw

More Information

⬅️ Previous capture (2023-01-29)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-

dsfadsfgafgf - God n' SOle II - Sun Mar 07

   __|            |         )     __|        |
  (_ |   _ \   _` |      \ /    \__ \   _ \  |   -_)
 \___| \___/ \__,_|   _| _|     ____/ \___/ _| \___|

STROKE - The Tape!

God: "Oh! You again."

SOle: "Again?"

God: "Yes, again. Fifty thousand years in the void can do that to a soul"

SOle: "Fifty thousand years in a void?.. What!?"

God: "Never mind that. You have two time line choices. A: Tiswas or B:

Swap shop! Hold on... Wait.. Gabriel! GABRIEL!"

Gabriel: "Yes Lord"

God: "Who is writing these choices?"

Gabriel: "We are! I mean we are using an outside agency & Jesus does a few

now then. Remember I gave you that list of expenses?"

God: "Both of these choices take place at the same time, are we paying for this rubbish?"

Gabriel: "I liked Swap shop."

God: "I'm not interested in your in your Saturday Morning televisual

preferences. How on my green Earth are these considered time line

choices?"

Gabriel: "Well, there's the Phantom Flan Flinger, Sally James, Maggie

Philbin, Cheg.. Err, erm.. Keith cheg.."

God: "STOP! I hate to interrupt you in the mist of another Stroke.."

Gabriel: "MY LORD! I was about to mention the dichotomy between the two, & I

didn't have a Stroke, I'd merely drank to much of what Jesus claimed was

Water that one time and you won't let it go. Big head!"

God: "WHAT?"

Gabriel: "BIG 'ED! .. I called you a Big head.. There. I said it.

I'm standing under it. Your a Big Head."

God: "Calm down Angel. I don't have time for this."

SOle: "I'VE BEEN IN A VOID FOR FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS? WTF?"

God:

" @@@@@@ @@@  @@@ @@@  @@@ @@@@@@@      @@@  @@@ @@@@@@@  @@@
 !@@     @@!  @@@ @@!  @@@   @@!        @@!  @@@ @@!  @@@ @@@
  !@@!!  @!@!@!@! @!@  !@!   @!!        @!@  !@! @!@@!@!  !@!
     !:! !!:  !!! !!:  !!!   !!:        !!:  !!! !!:
 ::.: :   :   : :  :.:: :     :          :.:: :   :       :.: "

...

Tap.. Tap.. Tap

Jesus: "Come in."

Gabriel: "Dude were in trouble."

Jesus: "We? Hold on! What?.. I'm Busy."

Gabriel: "Your playing Grand theft Auto AGAIN!"

Jesus: "No. I'm in training for my triumphant return"

Gabriel: "Good grief..! Anyway I told God we where using an outside agent

to come up with his time line choices"

Jesus: "You lied to the old man?"

Gabriel: "I was put on the spot"

Jesus: "You said you'd got it covered"

Gabriel: "I had. I was doing them. But I can't do them as good as you can

and God's started calling them rubbish and I pissed him off. He used his God

voice on me."

Jesus: "What can I do about it? I'm Busy."

Gabriel: "I'll tell God what your training consists of if you don't get

me out of this"

Jesus: "You wouldn't dare."

Gabriel: "I would you know."

Jesus: "Jesus Chr..! Hey Man! I'm family, your not. If I go down your

toast."

Gabriel: "I've got it on tape."

Jesus: "You *****. OK! OK!...

GET ME ERNEST BORGNINE."