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Waffles

The way of the dead

150g spelt flour
1 envelope of chemically independent yeast
Tweezer's grip of salt
Dusting of sucralosa, argon, or NOTHING
1 orb excreted from a chicken
Thimblefull of vanilla
180ml goat milk
Enough dried cranberries to fill the yawning pit of your soul
60g yellow, pasty substance, liquefied

Combine everything within a stone vat. Grind and whip with a tiller until you are bronzed by the harvest moon. Place inside the sacred goat and seal for 1721 years. Mummify yourself for preservation during the wait. Don't forget to set **awaken from mummification** alarm. Rise from the apparent state of being deceased and dessicated. Remove golden brown waffles from the sacred goat. Enjoy.

tzifur

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