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2023-03-14: Good luck finding an interpreter for that one, boys

I was bored today and away from my usual sources of entertainment, so I decided to futz around with my phone.

I ended up going into the Health app to see if thereā€™s anything I could usefully update in the Medical ID screen.

Age is automatically taken care of. Bumped my weight up a bit, since Iā€™m getting fatter. Noticed that thereā€™s a new-to-me ā€œadd primary languageā€ option that I hadnā€™t set yet.

Letā€™s see whatā€™s in here, shall we?

ā€œPreferred and regional languagesā€ include English and Spanish. I wonder if Iā€™d get the same things if I lived closer to Quebec.

Now then. Now for the ā€œAll spoken languagesā€ listā€¦

Iā€™ve heard of that one.

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Huh. Didnā€™t remember this one being written in a script that looks like katakana.

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Looks familiar.

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OK, now this is getting pretty indie. I wonder if we can go indier.

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Probably just about as indie.

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Perfect.

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This is a step back from indieness but I figured the only not-Mandarin dialect Iā€™d see in this list would be Cantonese. Not my best guess.

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I thought about setting the option to ā€œLojbanā€, but on second thought I donā€™t want to send paramedics on a snipe hunt for an interpreter when Iā€™m unconscious and can barely manage anything more than ā€œcoi rodoā€ anyway.

2023-03-06: Cupertino roulette

AirPods have an option on macOS, iOS, and iPadOS to automatically connect to playing devices. This means that if you stick your AirPods in, whatever gizmo youā€™re looking at will make your AirPods its default device, with other devices on standby. This sort of thing tends to work decently now that all my Apple gizmos seem to have an idea of which one Iā€™m looking at.

At any rate, I wanted to have something playing while I took a fifteen-minute break to farm dust bunnies from underneath my bed, so I just stuck a pair of AirPods in my ears and squeezed to play.

The winner ended up being my iPad, and it played Mobyā€™s ā€œAloneā€, on repeat-one, which was the last thing I was playing from Music on it.

Background information:

Apple Support, ā€œSwitch your AirPods to another deviceā€

2023-02-25: I save you from reading something boring

Iā€™ve been in the process of writing a Metroid Prime Remastered text-only Letā€™s Play, but decided to throw it into the round file. Really, the only interesting thing about it is that the default controls are:

My first reaction, of course, was

AAAAAAAAAA

as this is the opposite, twice over, of what Iā€™ve gotten myself used to playing Breath of the Wild and Splatoon. So I go into the gameā€™s settings and look for a way to swap these and

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

because thereā€™s no way to change this for the default controls (which I guess are tuned for modern-controller FPSs). After slowing down a bit and trying to use slow, deliberate movements to re-train my brain in not one, but two axes, and aim my get-info reticle, I

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and then I saw a pterodactyl-type thing overhead and wanted to get a better look at it and

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So yeah, hours of fun. Iā€™m a lot less awful at it now that Iā€™m fighting intact space pirates, but I went back to finish up Majoraā€™s Mask a couple days ago and the controls were superlatively intuitive, like Iā€™d been playing with controls like that for decades. Iā€™m worried that the next time I go back to Tallon IV, Iā€™m in for a lot more

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

because I was deacclimating to up-is-up-and-right-is-right while I was saving Termina from some annoying imp with a mask.

2023-02-02: A thought I just had

Itā€™s often quite easy to register oneā€™s displeasure with someone elseā€™s idea, but oftentimes orders of magnitude more difficult to craft something that might help him see the error of his ways.

2023-01-26: It wouldā€™ve taken fifteen minutes tops

I wanted to update my CV a bit.

From my laptop.

Itā€™s stored on my desktop.

Obviously, something I should be SSHing in for.

Whatā€™d I call that fzf alias? The one I use for changing directories?

Why are all these subdirectories of .git directories showing up in the list?

Finally here.

I already use vim.

I should use something fancier.

Kakoune is a thing.

The text is past the right side because tabs are eight columns in this thing.

Hmm. Argh.

This config file format is inscrutable even with the completion popping up.

I canā€™t figure out how to set the tab width.

Good thing I use Prettier on this thing anyway.

OK, this seems to help. I couldā€™ve used it fifteen minutes ago:

ā€œThe first two hours of Kakoune in two minutesā€

OK, this isnā€™t awful. Maybe.

Letā€™s try Helix.

Oh right, its themes pretty much all require 24-bit color, so I need to switch to iTerm2.

ā€¦Iā€™m already in iTerm2. But over SSH.

OK, ayu isnā€™t bad.

Right, this thing doesnā€™t support soft wrapping.

I canā€™t get it to automatically load the file after I run Prettier in the whole directory.

Whatever, I made the change I was going to make. `git commit -m`, baby.

Which post-Vim editor was the one that showed me lines that were changed in my working copy, again?

(This post was authored in Visual Studio Code.)

2023-01-22: Computers are still bicycles for the mind, even though people use them for pretty much everything else

Prior reading:

Solderpunk, ā€œDo you even compute, bro?ā€

Probably everyone in Geminispace has heard Sturgeonā€™s Law and most can probably recall most of it just from seeing the phrase ā€œSturgeonā€™s Lawā€. While ā€œ90% of everything is crapā€ is the part that everyone knows, whatā€™s lesser known is that heā€™s claimed, rightfully in my view, that the remaining 10% makes science fiction a genre worth the time and attention that it gets.

I think the same is true of computers and bicycle-for-the-mind computing. Most of the time, computers arenā€™t used for augmenting humans and instead are used for communication tasks of varying levels of importance. However, the times when I pull out the actual mind bicycle ā€” oftentimes Excel, but not infrequently Ulysses (many people swear by Obsidian instead) ā€” Iā€™m struck by how these sorts of tasks would break my brain with their difficulty if I were thrown back into the technology level of the early 80s before spreadsheets and āŒ˜F became common technologies.

So when I read the following in the above-linked article, I could only marvel by how utterly false it was:

But we have to realise and accept that when considering the destructive ecological footprint of the modern computing landscape, *that* kind of personal computing is a tiny fraction of a percent of the whole. To a first order approximation, nobody on Earth does that kind of computing.

Is most computing a distraction from more worthwhile hobbies? Almost certainly. On the other hand, I posit that all independent adults use their computers as bicycles for the mind at least some of the time, and that many independent adults (and more than a few dependents of varying ages) use their computers as bicycles for the mind for most of their workdays and a not-insignificant part of their non-work days where theyā€™re busy managing their households with tools that are way better than a desk calculator from 1985 and a paper double-entry ledger.

References:

Ulysses, a text editor

Obsidian, a personal wiki

2023-01-13: I am sent three CondƩ Nast Traveler issues

Somehow, I got three issues of CondĆ© Nast Traveler. The first issue is for December 2022, the second is for January/February 2023, and the third is ā€œAn Insiderā€™s Guide to Qatar 2023ā€. Not all at once, mind; they dribbled in over the course of months.

The two normal issues turn out to be roughly half ads, by page count. The Qatar issue is either all ad with extra ads, or mostly not-ads, depending on your point of view.

The Editorā€™s Letter for the December 2022 issue was nicely touching. Hereā€™s how it ended:

Wherever you choose to be, I hope you can find a party to your likingā€”and if thereā€™s none to be had, I encourage you to make your own.

All the normal articles manage to present travel as a flowing, effortless, dreamlike state. Even, to a limited degree, the one about skiing on liftless mountains in Norway (hike up, ski down).

80 pages in, I am struck by the second occurrence of a phrase ā€” ā€œwhere to see and be seenā€. ā€œWhere to go to be seenā€ is not something I think about much, if at all.

86 pages in, the circulation numbers are listed. Thereā€™s a column for the average number of copies of each issue during the preceding 12 months. In that column, it says there are 702,781 copies in total. 538,105 are paid, while 130,718 were given out free, like this one. On row (i) it says that 80% were paid for.

The January/February 2023 issue has ā€œadvertisementā€ on the front cover. Iā€™m quite sure how this differs from all the other issues, but I suppose weā€™ll see.

Oh. This front cover is actually fake. Itā€™s attached to the real cover with rubber cement. This underlying cover does not have ā€œadvertisementā€ on it, so I suppose the whole thing contains the normal amount of advertising in it.

I had thought that advertisements with lots of body copy were a dead art form, but advertorials still survive in magazines like this.

Page 46 describes a spa that specializes in fasting. The authoress is put on a diet consisting of vegetable broth only, with a rice cake to keep on her person at all times to keep her from passing out if she gets dizzy. In sharp contrast to my own experiences fasting, she spends three days, mostly sleeping, after which she is better than normal and goes on bike rides. Maybe I should consider using Epsom salts as a pre-fast laxative and back-engineer an alkaline powder to get the results that she did. Usually, a whole day of not eating wrecks my sleep and I wake up after a maximum of five hours even though my body needs at least 7Ā½ to function properly.

On page 94, another alien phrase waves to get my attention:

Sants-MontjuĆÆc, [ā€¦] which still feels like a genuine, un-Instagrammed community going about its daily business.

I can only wonder what a thoroughly Instagrammed community is like. Maybe itā€™s one where all the shops sell too-fancy-by-half milkshakes with half of a candy store mounted on top, or similar culinary visual spectacles.

Finally, the Qatar issue. I hear they had a bunch of soccer games there recently. This entire issue is sponsored by Visit Qatar.

They mention putting saffron and cardamom in your coffee. I suppose itā€™s worth trying once. The saffron probably doesnā€™t work all that well with the instant cold-brew crystals I keep in the pantry, though. At any rate, I only keep the cold-brew crystals around for when both microwaved tea and Starbucks drive-through are both too slow.

Eighty-eight pages later, they have managed to convince me that I would not be totally crazy to vacation in Qatar. Iā€™m not sure if that counts as mission accomplished, but itā€™s not nothing.

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