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Things the other child did wrong

2022-11-28

Things The Other Child Did Wrong That Lead To The Fight that I've heard so far today:

Clapped too loudly
Sang too loudly
Sang too quietly
Sang the wrong words
Put their feet too close to the dog
Ate the last grape
Ate the wrong grape (!?)
Finished brushing their teeth first
Clapped too loudly, again
Called somebody "buttocks"
Said somebody had buttocks
Expressed interest in going a different route to school
Put shoes on in wrong order