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Lately, I've been enjoying playing around with
greasemonkey/tampermonkey scripts. Here are a couple for
those of you who sometimes want to surf using a modern
browser but without all the bling of the modern web.
Both remove images, video, etc., to a certain extent,
but you still need a decent ad-blocker.
This one makes websites look like they're rendered in a
terminal:
// ==UserScript==
// @name Terminalize
// @namespace http://userstyles.org
// @description The web, terminal style.
// @author Visiblink
// @include https://*
// @include http://*
// @run-at document-start
// @version 0.1
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {var css = [
"@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);",
// Remove Visual Media Elements
"img {display:none !important}",
"background-image {display:none !important}",
"video {display:none !important}",
// Monospace Font
"* {font-family: Courier, monospace !important; color: white !important; background-color: black !important}",
// Grayscale Everything
"body {filter:grayscale(100%)}"
].join("\n");
if (typeof GM_addStyle != "undefined") {
GM_addStyle(css);
} else if (typeof PRO_addStyle != "undefined") {
PRO_addStyle(css);
} else if (typeof addStyle != "undefined") {
addStyle(css);
} else {
var node = document.createElement("style");
node.type = "text/css";
node.appendChild(document.createTextNode(css));
var heads = document.getElementsByTagName("head");
if (heads.length > 0) {
heads[0].appendChild(node);
} else {
// no head yet, stick it whereever
document.documentElement.appendChild(node);
}
}
})();
This one makes sites look something like old newspapers:
// ==UserScript==
// @name Extra!
// @namespace http://userstyles.org
// @description Displays websites like old newspapers (grayscale with courier font)
// @author Visiblink
// @include https://*
// @include http://*
// @run-at document-start
// @version 0.1
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {var css = [
"@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);",
// Remove Visual Media Elements
"img {display:none !important}",
"background-image {display:none !important}",
"video {display:none !important}",
// Monospace Font
"* {font-family: Courier, monospace !important;}",
// Grayscale Everything
"body {filter:grayscale(100%)}"
].join("\n");
if (typeof GM_addStyle != "undefined") {
GM_addStyle(css);
} else if (typeof PRO_addStyle != "undefined") {
PRO_addStyle(css);
} else if (typeof addStyle != "undefined") {
addStyle(css);
} else {
var node = document.createElement("style");
node.type = "text/css";
node.appendChild(document.createTextNode(css));
var heads = document.getElementsByTagName("head");
if (heads.length > 0) {
heads[0].appendChild(node);
} else {
// no head yet, stick it whereever
document.documentElement.appendChild(node);
}
}
})();