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In case you didn't know, the movie "You Got Served" was voted #1 for the 100 Worst Movies on IMDB.com. The comments on this movie are pretty much true ("it looks like a dance recital"), along with the obligatory "sucks" messages. You would think that such a terrible movie would just bury itself under Hollywood and never resurface, EVER AGAIN. Nope! A cash cow has to be milked dry in this country, apparently. So, in light of a sequel (yes, a SEQUEL, and it's REAL), here are some suggested titles: You Got Served: Again. You Got Served: Diet Coke You Got Served: Green Beans, PICK IT UP!! You Got Served: The Main Course. You Got Served 2: You Got Jipt You Got Served 2: You Got Hosed You Got Served 2: You Got What You Asked For You Got Served 2: Tickets Are Non-Refundable You Got Served 2: Yeah, you. You Got Served 2: What If We Said This One Comes With A Plot? You Got Served 2: The Documentary (The Day I Got Served) You Got Served 2: The Good Version You Got Served 2: Again? Why? You Got Served 2: That is- 2 Percent Better Than #1 You Got Served 2: Now Serving Number 2! You Got Served 2: Oh Come on Already You Got Served 2: Adventures in the Court Room ("served," get it?) You Got Served 2: Flat Out Lame You Got Served 2: The White and Hispanic Cut You Got Served 2: The Black Cut You Got Served 2: The Albino Cut You Got Served 2: The Eminem Cut You Got Served 2: The Pointless Cut You Got Served 2: The Vato Cut You Got Served 2: The ENDLESS Cut! MUAHAHAHAHA! You Got Served 2: You Are Possibly Going to be Served You Got Served 2: What? A Sequel? You're Kidding You Got Served 2: The Good Parts (runtime- 00:05) You Got Served 2: Dancin' For Ma Baby's College Fund You Got Served 2: Because Someone Will Watch It You Got Served 2: Hopefully Someone Will Watch It You Got Served 2: Hell You Got Served 2: A Sequel's Gotta Be Better, Right? You Got Served 2: The Sequel...I said THE SEQUEL!...THE SEQUEL! You Got Served 2: Starring Justim Timberake You Got Served 2: You've Been Served Again, Dammit You Got Served 2: Human Feces Smeared On Film You Got Served 2: Free Candy You Got Served 2: The Bible Edition You Got Served 2: For Children and White People You Got Served 2: Don't Bring Your Mother You Got Served 2: You Got Retarted You Got Served 2: You're Going Broke You Got Served 2: You're Going Home Early You Got Served 2: Give Me My Goddamn Refund You Got Served 2: Tits-a-plenty. Just Not The Kind You're Hoping For You Got Served 2: The Shittier Cut You Got Served 2: Take A Laxative First You Got Served 2: For The Fan Of The First You Got Served 2: Oh God, My Eyes You Got Served 2: Insert Subtitle Here You Got Served 2: Rappaz You Got Served 2: Sterotype You Got Served 2: More Quips You Got Served 2: Electric Boogaloo You Got Served 2: Twice as Bad You Got Served 2: The Prequel (You're gonna get served) You Got Served 2: Serving Some TIme You Got Served 2: May I Take Your Order? You Got Served 2: Happy Meal You Got Served 2: Damn it yo! Not again! You Got Served 2: I Already Served It! You Got Served 2: Your Order Will Be Up. You Got Served 2: Order Up! You Got Served 2: Texas Cajun Style You Got Served 2: God help us all. You Got Served 2: I'd like to be served, ma'am. You Got Served 2: Order Number 2: A quarter pounder with cheese. You Got Served 2: Homos In Da Hood. You Got Served 2: And You Though The First One Was Bad! You Got Served 2: Night of the Living Servers You Got Served 2: Serving the Lowest Common Denominator Since 2004 You Got Served 2: This time, it's gayer. You Got Served 2: We Hope You Are Not Too Attached to Your Brain You Got Served 2: No really. Stop laughing. You Got Served 2: There Is No God You Got Served 2: America Sucks You Got Served 2: More then just Tae-bo ...and now, the stinger, courtesy of MST3K fame: You Got Served 2: Hands of Fate