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T E X T F I L E S

Groups: Neon Knights / Metal Communications

Based around New Jersey but quickly spreading nationwide, Metal Communications

was one of the odder blends of Textfile Writing Geeks and Metalheads. Heavy

Metal music comprises a major theme in the textfiles, as well as a very strong

bent of generally messing up the planet with a crowbar, one mailbox at a time.

Metal Communications lasted about three years, from 1983 to 1986.

The influence of Metal Communications (both the strong influx of anarchy

files and a general satanic bent) is evident in a lot of freelance anarchy

files and the work of such groups as the Cult of the Dead Cow, who had members

in Metal Communications before cDc really became a strong voice of its own.

A smaller group of members of Metal Communications started calling themselves

The Neon Knights, which included the leaders of Metal Communications and a

few chosen minions. Their files tended to be of a higher quality than the

rest, or at least longer. Generally, the Neon Knights also ran the Metal

Communications distribution BBSs and AE lines.

1stsermo.hum

The First Sermon, by the Macster

achohol.txt

Alcohol Manufacture by the Shadow Lord of Metal Communications

anarcman.met

The Anarchy Manual, Volume 1, by Black Hand Society

asshole1.txt

What Assholes Do, by the Blade of the Neon Knights/Metal Communications

asshole2.txt

What Assholes Do ][, by The Blade and the Metallian of Neon Knights/Metal Communications

asshole3.txt

What Assholes Do III: AE Assholes, by The Master of Reality and Zandar Zan of Neon Knights/Metal Communications

assholes

What Assholes Do II by The Metallian of Metal Communications

autoweap

Full-Auto: an Introduction by the Angel of Destiny by Metal Communications

autoweap.ana

Full Auto: An Introduction by the Angel of Destiny

barbs.fun

Barbituates from the Book The Anarchist Cookbook, typed by Zandar Zan of Neon Knights/Metal Communications

beer.txt

Alcohol Manufacture by The Shadow Lord of Metal Communications

belhel1.txt

Bell Hell Volume #1 by the Dutchman of Neon Knights/Metal Communications

belhel2.txt

Bell Hell Volume #2, by The Dutchman of Metal Communications

carding.hum

The Basics of Carding, by The Metallian

carding2.txt

Carding Volume II by The Metallian of Metal Communications

carding3.txt

Carding III, Higher Learning by The Metallian of Metal Communications Inc./ Neon Knights

carpare.ana

How to Card Shit When You Still Live With Your Parents

chrisfun.ana

Christmas Fun with The Outland

co2.txt

The CO2 Canister Bomb by The Shadow Lord of Neon Knights/Metal Communications

country.ana

This country sucks, because... by The Outland

deadfuck.txt

How to Fuck the Dead, by The Necrophiliac of the Neon Knights

devil.txt

The Devil Files by The Blade of Neon Knights

dirtfigh.ana

Fighting Dirty, by Jolly*Roger

dr00gs.txt

How to Be a Real Drug User, by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications

drive1.txt

Driving Fun I by The Blade and the High Lord Sata of the Neon Knights/Metal Communications

driving.ana

Driving Fun I, by The Blade and High Lord Satan

drugs.fun

How to Be a Real Drugster by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications

dryice.txt

A Step by Step Guide to Making a Dry Ice Gun by the Voice Over of Metal Communications

easter.txt

How to kill the Easter Bunny Dead! By The Outland of The Neon Knights

fraud!!.ana

"Mail/Telephone Fraud" Volume I by The Outland

fucked.txt

Get Fucked Up Fast, by The Blade of Neon Knights

fuckfast.fun

How to Get Fucked Up Fast, by the Blade (December 16, 1984)

fuckfast.txt

How to Get Fucked Up Fast, by the Blade

fullases.hum

The Complete Guide to Assholes, by The Blade

golf.txt

Golf Cart Fun, by The Shadow Lord and the Metallian of Metal Communications

golfcart.ana

Fun With Golfing Carts, by Shadow Lord

goterror.ana

The Anarchy Manual, Volume #1 (Alternate Version)

gtemsgs.phk

GTE Recordings by Baby Demon

hooka.txt

The Hooka, by The Blade of Neon Knights

hypno.txt

A Guide to Hypnotism by The Jester of Metal Communications

hypnosis.txt

A Guide to Hypnotism by The Jester of Metal Communications

icegun.ana

A Step By Step Guide to making a Dry Ice Gun

idiots.hum

What Assholes Do II, by The Blade and The Metallian

idiots.txt

What Idiots Do, by The Blade, of the Neon Knights

index.txt

The Official List of Neon Knights and Metal Communications Releases by The Metallian

jewfile.txt

"The Jew File", Racist Rant by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications

joespc.hum

Joe's PC Instructions

killsant.hum

How to Kill Santa Claus Dead! by the Outland

lettgeek.hum

A Letter from a Confirmed Geek

metalw4.hum

The Metallian's Indepth Disscussions! #4

mknk.hum

Official List of MC/NK Releases as of 1986

mormons.hum

How to Bother, Disturb, Kill, Perturb, and Upset your local Mormons, by the Prophet of Metal Communications and Neon Knights (80 Column Version)

mormons.txt

How to Bother, Disturb, Kill, Pertrub, and Upset your Local Mormons, by the Prophet of Metal Communications and Neon Knights (40 Column Version)

neon09.txt

A Guide to Hypnotism by The Jester of Metal Communications (Uppercase)

neon10.txt

The Birth of a Rodent by The Warlock Lord of Neon Knights / Metal Communications

neon13.txt

How to Construct a ZOOM Tube by The Metallian and Rat Salade of Metal Communications/Neon Knights

neon15.txt

Raising Hell Volume 3: I'm Fucked Up Who Gives a Shit, by The Blade of Neon Knights

neon23.txt

Picking Combination Locks, by The Byte Byter of Metal Communications

neon51.txt

Amphetamenes from The Anarchist Cookbook, typed in by Zandar Zan of Metal Communications

neon56.txt

How to Kill Santa Claus Dead! By the Outland of Metal Communications/Neon Knights

neon_kni.rl

Official Neon Knights/Metal Communications File List (March 27, 1986)

nighfun!.ana

Shit, Here Goes the Neighborhood, by The Dark Wizard

picking.fun

Picking Master Combination Locks, by Byte Byter

procond.hum

The Pros and Cons of DEATH! By the Blade

r0dent.hum

The Birth of a Rodent, by Warlock Lord

raishel2.txt

Raising Hell Volume II: Insane as Satan on a Sunday by the Blade

raishell.ana

Raising Hell, Volume One, by The Blade

rodent.txt

The Birth of a Rodent, by The Warlock Lord of Neon Knights/Metal Communications

sabotage.txt

Sabotage on Mischeif Night, by the Neon Knights

sadist.ana

Sadistic Ideas by The Outland

samhain.txt

Samhain III: November Coming Fire Lyrics, by The Rapist of Neon Knights

sister.txt

Making Your Sister's Life a Living Hell, by The Metallian of Metal Communications/Neon Knights

slaytnic.ana

A Rogue's Gallery of Demons That Will Conquer the Earth, by Blade

smokepot.txt

The Art of Smoking Pot, by the Byte Byter of Metal Communications

speaker.txt

How to Make Stereo Threw The Fone, by The Necrophiliac of Neon Knights (July 27, 1986)

sterepho.hum

"How to Make Stereo threw the Fone", by Necrophiliac

suicide.txt

Getting Others to Commit Suicide by the Blade of Neon Knights

this.country.su

This Country Sucks, Because: By The Outland of Neon Knights

thiscou.txt

This Country Sucks, Because... by the Outland of Metal Communications

thrashbr.ana

How to Thrash in Your Neighbor's Bathroom, by The Blade

videotap.ana

How to Get Free Videotapes, by The Duke of Metal Communications

zoomtube.txt

How to Construct a Zoom Tube by The Metallian and Rat Salade of Metal Communications / Neon Knights