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Here are all files dealing with that most universal of concepts: Sex. This
was obviously at the foremost of many a young mind using BBSes. Perhaps
surprising (or not at all), sexual activity was kind of ancilliary to the
whole online experience, since what impressed people was what you could
accomplish online, not in bed. But the longings of adolescents everywhere
is evident in all sorts of files written during this period.
Probably the most humorous files were the "Sex Guides", purporting to be
tracts that would guarantee sexual activity for all those who read them,
and obviously written by people who had never or seldom experienced
any activity themselves.
Besides the erotic stories, dirty jokes, and the Purity Tests (which are
an event in themselves), you can find articles and information about
sexually transmitted diseases, and other health issues, which are
informative about living a good life after you get over this "have sex
with anything that says yes" phase.
A small site note:
Obviously, with any web site mentioning sex and sexual activites, you're
guaranteed hit upon hit as people looking for some sort of "dirty pictures"
or erotic enlightment stumble upon your poor text-only page. To those people,
I take their time to say <A HREF="http://www.textfiles.com/support">"Buy a
T-shirt"</A>. Thank you.
Erotic Writings, Stories, Narratives, and Just Plain Smut
Who, Really, is At Risk of Acquiring AIDS? By Maggie Gallagher (May 24, 1996)
The Unisex, Omnisexual PURITY TEST, Version 4.0, Final Release
Cassandra's Adventure, by 808 State (1991)
How to Get Laid on the First Date by 808 State (1991)
Lust in the Chapel by 808 State (1991)
The Next Door Neighbour, by 808 State (1991)
Partytown Pro, by 808 State (1991)
Rebellion, by 808 State (1991)
The Spoilt Brat, by 808 State (1991)
The 9 Types of Boyfriends and Girlfriends, from Matt Groening
A Friend in Need, by Phil Phantom
A Guide to Love and Sex for Today's Young Women
A Ride, by Anonymous (Threesome)
A Swap, by Anonymous (Threesome)
An American Airlines Cockpit, by M.A. Mohanraj (Threesome)
Aaden's Revenge by Elf Mathieu (1994)
Aaden's Dance, by Elf Mathieu Sternberg (1994)
Norman Brown's Consolidated List of AIDS/HIV Bulletin Boards 1 February 1993
Bibliography for Adult Survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse and Their Allies
The Pirate's Cove Erotic Poem "Adam and Eve"
Cultivating Affection in Your Marriage, by Willard F. Harley Jr., Ph. D. 1987
AIDS as a Weapon of War by Dr. William Campbell Douglas, M.D.
The AIDS Mary Urban Legend, and a Variation
Understanding AIDS, a message from the Surgeon General
Who's Making Money Out of AIDS? by Steve Painter
Conspiracy Theories regarding Government Creation of the AIDS Virus
Extremely Large AIDS "Facts" File. Conclusion: We're Doomed
AIDS as a Weapon of War, by Dr. William Campbell Douglas, M.D. (August 16, 1990)
Massive Rant about how AIDS will destroy the world in 1995. Oops!
Getting All You Want, by Roger Victor
Massive Incest Story with Weird Explanatory Text Beforehand
Incentual Sex File with Large Explanation Beforehand
Amanda Takes on Dad, Poker Buddies, and Now an Entire Barroom! She must be tired.
The Dungeon Master presents "American Sportswoman"
Designer Diseases: AIDS As Biological and Psychological Warfare
Ed and Rose's Adventures in Swinging
As it says "Wife is tied, fucked, and used by three horny men"
One of the Worst: The Art of Sex, by The Cloaked Warrior
Another One of the Worst: The Art of Sex II, by Cloaked Warrior
Amy, the Thai Tease by Gerry Kanne, Part 2
Humorous perspective on having a baby. (Man's Perspective)
A Newly Revised Guide to the Bases
The Natural Bears Classification System, by Bob Donahue, 3/24/1991
The Complete Guide to Beastiality and Necro-Beastiality by Nuclear Deth
The only Beef Porno Story I have.
Billie and her adventures in the Winnebago
More than Fifty Ways to Get Rid of Blind Dates and Other Social Catastophies
Sex Princess Sort of Writes Out Some Amount of Eroticism
Heidi's Stories of Bondage and Discipline
One Mammogram Please: Well Done, Hold the Onions, by Del Freeman
The Fun Never Stops, by Del Freeman (Mammogram Column)
Homestyle Boobs, by Del Freeman (Mammogram)
The Brady Bunch by Dick Cheese and Stu!
STORY: An Experience at Camp, by The Storyteller
Carlinisms: Result of a Human Sexuality Survey of Sexual Slang
Chester the Molester's Guide to Picking Up Little Girls
Cindy Does Her Best Friend's Dad, by Steve Jensen
Circumcision by the Associated Press
CIRCUMCISION: What It Does, by Billy Ray Boyd;
Our British Heritage and the Sword of Islam
Large list of Celebrities and who is Circumcised and Who is Not
Circumcision, an Overview, by Geoffrey Francis
Everything You Ever Want to Know about Clothespins as a Sexual Device
Your Favorite Color is the Key to your Sexual Life
List of Possible Slogans for National Condom Week
Condoms Stop AIDS Virus, by Bob K.
List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
The Contract of Love (To be signed by the Guy)
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is Better than Men
The UnOfficial Chicken Ranch FAQ Version 0.10 by Blake Wilfong (1994)
Cucumbers are better than men!
The "Why Cucumbers are Better than Men" List
A Man's Guide to Self-Amusement, by David Segall
Men and women are NOT alike: The Proof! By Optimist Prime
NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike
A Women's Guide to Canine-Human Sex by Susie
How to Kill a South Dakota Eel
The Sex Life of the Electron, by D.C. Current
The Erotic Buffett, from the Erotc Baker Cookbook
Evil Bondage: Phucks Phrom the Third Dimension by The Occultist (1987) (Badly Formatted)
Evil Bondage: Phucks From the Third Dimension by The Occultist (1987)
Exotic Torture Techniques: A Guide for the Beginner by Cyberpunk
My Uncle's Farm, by Emily Wescott
Your Favorite Colour is The Key To Your Sexual Life
Sexual Preferences of Users That We All Know Well by Teeny Bopper and Surf Rat
How to Suck Cock: A 14 Lesson Tutorial With Techniques from Some of the Experts
JOKES: A Collection of Tastleless Jokes about Women
The Official Minnesota Finlander's Sex Quiz
Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World's Literature
Information on a Case of Scrotum Self-Repair
How to Fuck the Dead (All Caps, Satire)
The 9 Types of Girlfriends, from Matt Groening's "Life in Hell"
Lesbian and Gay Rights Law Enters New Stage (April 27, 1989)
Appeals Court Orders Reinstatment of Gay Soldier (May 5, 1989)
Rules for the Gay and Lesbian Pagans chat list
List of Gay Women from history
Sexual Identity and Gender Identity Glossary
Gerbil Stuffing, from the Straight Dope, typed by Ali Kent (May 26, 1989)
Can AIDS Threaten You? By Phoebe Courtney
Sources say: A Girl's Guide To Condoms by Mimi Coucher
Las Vegas Singles Expose - November 1985
Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Historical and Celebrity Figures (January 1993)
The Rules for Indoor Golf, with Additional Comments from a Course Owner
Little Oral Annie's Guide to Gourmet Sex
The Little Oral Annie's Guide to Gourmet Sex
AIDS: A Man Made Monster? by The Geheim Magazine
The Complete Guide to Beastiality and Necro-Beastiality by Nuclear Deth
Guilt Without Sex: A Quick Guideline
The Orange County Register reports on Dates From Hell
An Ode to John Holmes, Porno Star Extrardinaire
PRACTICING FOR THEIR HONEYMOON by Jan Harold Brunvand (An Urban Legend)
The Foremost How To on Having Sex with Horses
How to Fuck the Dead by The Necrophiliac and the Blade of Neon Knights
How the Pussy Was Built (You go, fellas)
High School Girls discover the infinite realm of naughty bits
The Official Rules of Indoor Golf
Keeping Insanity in the Closet! By The Weatherman of Metallica Mafia (April 13th, 1988)
Results of an Interracial Relationship Survey
The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra by Vatasyayana
The Love Teachings of the Kama Sutra
Letter: Karen Fucks Her Little Brother: Is This Right?
A Girl's Guide to Condoms by Mimi Coucher
Latrine Duty, by Mark E. Dassad (1993)
Latrine Duty: It's Not About Violence, it's not about Sex, it's about Violent Sex by Mark E. Dassad
The Complete Guide of Laying a Girl V1.1
The LesBiGay and Transgender Glossary
They Got the Sexual Deviances Right in Order!
Lorry the Babysitter (Erotic Fiction)
Love Bytes, or Sex and the Single operator
A Guide to Las Vegas Brothels, by George Tews
The Road to Manhood, a List by Matt Groening
ALT.SEX.WIZARDS Chimes in with Suggested Erotic Massage
Masturbation Techniques and Info (1986)
Masturbation Techniques and Information (1986)
The Marauding Cock of Lubbock Presents: I Fucked the South-Plains Maid of Cotton
Mortified Matchmakers Love Questionairre III (The Collegate Version)
From a Guide to Mormon Youth: Guide to Self-Control: Overcoming Masturbation
Some Steps in Overcoming Masturbation by Mark E. Petersen of the Council of the 12 Apostles
More Rude Stuff from Nikolai and Kelanie: Welcome to the Team
The Night I became a Woman, by Joseph Wilson
Polished Nipples, or the DeKlein of Western Civilization
A Guide to Oral Sex, by Anonymous
A Guide to Oral Sex, by Anonymous (Part II)
Orson Scott Card on "The Hypocrites of Homosexuality"
The Fax Message That Has Sex With You
You can be a peeping Tom without getting caught! By Brutus Maccabee (July 11, 1988)
Thorough Insight on how to be a successful peeping tom.
Joining the Penthouse Petline Network
A Couple Personals from the HorseFeathers BBS
The Perverts of Doom Present Whore Story, by Funky Fish Vagina (July 5, 1989)
The Perverts of Doom Present Jism Baptism by Leper Penis (July 5, 1989)
The Perverts of Doom Present Loading Zone by Leper Penis (September 15, 1991)
The Pervert's Library #2: Whore Story by Funky Fish Vagina (July 5, 1989)
The Pervert's Library #3: Jism Baptism by Leper Penis (July 5, 1989)
The Pervert's Library #4: Loading Zone by Leper Penis (September 15, 1991)
The Canonical List of Male Pickup Lines
The 1984 Collection of Killer Pickup Lines
Filmography of Porn Star P.J. Sparkx
Large List of Playboy Playmates from 1960-1991
Disheartening PLAYGIRL Rejection Letter
Very Large File on Just How Rockin' Polyamory is
A little fun by the Pool by The Sex Princess
The 1993 Survey for All Time Best XXX Actress
The Princeton Naked Run a Big Success
Prudes and Virgins Digest (1988)
The List of Purebred Domestic Cats
The Unisex, Omnisexual Purity Test Version 3.5A 1985
The Unisex, Omnisexual Purity Test Version 4.0 (500) 1988
The Omnisex Unisexual Purity Test Version 5.2 Final Release (September 15, 1992)
Looking for Love In all The Wrong Places...
Rest In Pieces, from the Carrion AE
Filmography of Samantha Fox, Porn Star
Three Places to Easily Seduce Your Girlfriend
Seminars Offered for the Female Staff
MORE Seminars for the Female Staff
Dekhyr Dragon's Guide to Sex with Cars (for males)
Sexual Consent Form for Two Individuals, Version 1.0.2
The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex
Your Favorite Color is the Key to your Sexual Life
Pointdexter Smallpecker's Guide to Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll
Sex Education Not Linked to promiscuity, December 16, 1993
The Sexual Harassment Consent Form
Cock of Flame: Sex with Satan part II
The Unisex Omnisexual Purity Test Version 3.5A (400) (April 13, 1985)
The Sexual Tension Quiz (Two Answers, Sexual and Not)
The Official Alt.Sex.Wizards FAQ File with Answers
ALL YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX!!!11!!!!
All You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex!!
A Dog Named "Sex". Massively morphed file of the original (old) joke.
The Pleasures of Shaving, by GunErekt
Snagging Chicks by Darkside 444 and White Shark
Snagging Chicks from the Flaming Toilet BBS
The Song of Solomon - Erotic poetry at its finest
The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
The Official, Sanctioned DoD Squid Purity Test(tm), February 1993
Ovulation Versus Cretinism: The Debate Rages On
Very Large List of Nationwide Strip Clubs
Syphillis: Effects and General Information by Suicidal Maniac
Syphilis: Effects of and General Information by Suicidal Maniac of Dirty Bird's Nest BBS
27 Reasons Why Tacos Are Better Than Women
THE RULES: Respect the Female!
Head Honcho Presents Tits For Free
Barney Badass's Tits On The Tardis
A Few Cruel and Unusual Tortures That Women Perpetrate on Men
Tough love For Singles, by Dr. James Dobson
A Complete List of All of Traci Lords' Adult Films
The Trojan Condom Company Writes a Helpful Letter
The Unisex Experience Test (Seems to be a precursour to a Purity Test)
To My Loving Wife, The Seductions of the Past Year
The Wife Slut Program: A Course For Candidates To Discover Who They Are Sexually
The Road to Womanhood, by Matt Groening
Chemical Analysis of the Woman Element (WO)