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% Tap.Interviews.VI %
% (Live After Death!) %
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% June 2nd, 1200 BC %
% Written By : The [loak of Se<recy %
% [TLOI] <The Legion of Infiltrators> %
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<Scratch> <Scratch> <Scratch>
<Tinkle> <Tinkle>
<Splinter!> <Splinter!>
<Claw> <Dig Dig> <Rip!> <Shred>
<Creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!>
[cough] [cough] [choke]
<Coffin splinters and bursts!!>
(Hmm...)
<Sputter>
<Woosh> <Woosh> [Blowing dust off ELITE garb]
<Shake> <Shake> [Dusting out ELITE cloak]
<Shine> <Shine> [Shining ELITE Commandments engraved in Platinum Plate]
<Click> <Click> [Connecting Apple-Cat to new //GS]
<Ka-chugga> <Ka-chugga> [Booting AppleWriter 2.01]
(Hmm...)
<Toss> [Throwing away AppleWriter 2.01]
<Mount> <Mount> [Installing //GS WordPerfect]
<ZooOooM> [Entering //GS WordPerfect]
<Whap> <Whap> [Maintaining hard drive maintenence schedule. Hitting it with a
rolled up copy of the NYC Yellow Pages. Its a Sider wouldn't
ya know? In order to keep it in good running condition, you
gotta whap it a few times each day so it stays QUIET! Say...
I could get used to this... Justify live onscreen even. Any-
where I want it to. Hmm!]
<Flip> <Flip> [Searching for ELITE wares to mount on new LOUD hard drive.]
<Grab> <Grab> [No SIDER UTILITIES for me! Phantom Access 5.7K goes on my boot
volume! <You don't think it arrived at revision K by accident
do you? "Always trust a program with a Kay in it!" Gonifs0ft>]
<Hmm.> <Hmm.> [Thinking]
<Yeah> <Yeah> [Converting Tap.Interviews to ProDOS and mounting them!]
<....> <....> [Finishing up by mounting every Stickybear ware.]
<Hmm.> <Hmm.> [Debating whether or not to install Pirate.Name generator!]
[Nah...]
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(Clearing throat...)
<PoP> <PoP> [Cracking knuckles. I know that annoys some people doesn't it?]
<Getting ready>
Hi dudez!
<Audience is swept off their feet, roars applause, screams compliments, hurls
money at the stage. I like it... I like it... I could live with this too!>
Tap.Interviews FOREVER!
<Audience roars approval!>
Since Infiltrator#5
<Boo> <Boo>
saw fit to kill the entire series. The least I can
do is bring it back! I don't think Tap.Interviews is up to one person to kill
off... Unless that one person is the REAL Infiltrator who started it. In
which case I would have enough class to get off his vehicle, if so asked. He
would of course have to PROVE to me that he is the ORIGINAL Infiltrator. Like
by playing me some of those funky tapes over the phone.
I have my doubts that he is around at this point. If he is, I have my
doubts that he cares. If he does, he's welcome to come forward and I will be
only too happy to start my own file format for this.
It could be debated that this isn't Tap.Interviews at all, or rather that
HIS Tap.Interviews is the one that doesn't "fit in" (being the ONLY real one).
But I could handle it. Really!
<Some Changes:>
(I REALLY like this onscreen center stuff. If there are any WordPerfect reps
out there reading this, I appreciate the free use of your program. Its worth
the price of admission.)