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ATTENTION ALL SUBGENII, SEMI-NORMS, AND CASUAL OBSERVERS!
N O T A N A D V E R T I S E M E N T
O R I N D U C E M E N T T O B U Y
A N Y T H I N G ! ! !
DISCLAIMER: I neither advocate, nor endorse the information
that follows. I just thought you might like to know...
(excerpted from Stark Fist of Removal)
2nd Authorized FisTemple Lodge of the Church of the Subgenius
Dr. Philo Drummond, 01 and Cookie Drummond, F.G.O.T.R
P.O. Box 1572
Maryland Heights, MO 63043
Yes, "Bob" inexplicably transferred his right-brain man (the first
and only *true* OverMan) from Dallas to Dioxinland near St.
Louis. Those who dare can now contact Philo himself at this
only other fully-sanctioned P.O. Box. When Philo and Cookie
(and the UberBaby, Christinita) were Transported, Church
combo Drs. for Wotan split into WOTAN SOUTH (Dallas) and
Philo's new 2000 DOKTORS. Unless the music is directly
Dobbs-oriented, send your self-produced EPs to Philo, not
the Foundation. Philo knows Dobbs better than anyone -- so
all Church Bribes should be sent to him as well.
And Philo possesses the last known stash of the second STARK
FIST (tabloid sized issue). It's out of print and a sure-
fire collector's item. You can order these precious back
issues for $5 apiece FROM PHILO ONLY. We probably will
reprint it again, but it'll *LOOK* like a reprint. NHGH got
to the originals in the form of a fungus that attacks rubber
cement.
"The church of the SubGenius was founded in 1978 by DOBBS
and Doktor Philo Drummond, whose true identity remains a
secret lest his prominent family in Dallas be mortified by
his unorthodox religious activities."
(end of excerpt)
I personally spoke with Dr. Drummond and Rev. Stang recently
at the opening date for Drummond's latest Doktor Band, "The
Swinging Love Corpses". The MagicK of Mail Order Sales is
*STILL ALIVE*. Be sure and ask about the new video. And
tell'em "Some Damn Old Nobody" from SWBT sent ya'!
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