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NUMBER OF LINES: 999 001=Usr:0 Null User 06/30/87 20:34 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19 1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask... 2$************************* INSTALLED: 31 AUG 88 *************************** 3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator 4$************************************************************************** 5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION 6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM. 7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately 8$owned and operated system which is currently open for use by the general 9$public. No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the 10$system is privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all 11$messages which I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the 12$system, it will be periodically purged of messages (only 999 lines of data 13$can be saved). To leave a message, type 'ENTER'. Use ctrl/C to get out 14$the ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering 15$the message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to 16$replace the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up. 17$Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system. 18$************************************************************************** 19$ 002=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 08/31/88 23:23 Msg:2207 Call:10004049 Lines:4 20 Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those 21 they sacrifice. - Elizabeth Bowen 22 ************************************************************************* 23 003=Usr:562 Blank Doe 08/31/88 23:40 Msg:2208 Call:10004050 Lines:44 24 Wow! The cub reporter gets to be first! 25 26 THIS IS WORLD WATCH THREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 27 This is a testof the Network Zero Pre-Programmed message editor 28 This is only a test. 29 30 The quick brown fox jumped over the lazzy pigs.......................... 31 32 This has been a test of the Network Zero Pre-Programmed Message Editor 33 If the message you have ust recieved was followed by swearing then it 34 didn't work 35 NZPPME>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wwiii 36 37 Doe, this is controll, we got the feed. 38 Que Phill.... 39 40 41 THIS IS WORLD WATCH THREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 42 43 It has been mentioned that by some one that they miss the old regulars 44 that once apeared on BWII. The Banzai Instute was mentioned as WWII, 45 not as WWIII...). Well, Netwok Zero has returned. Unfortunatly the 46 first order of buisness is to announce the death of ace reporterPhoenix 47 Polymorph. Phoenix did not die t hes computer terminal, or on 48 assignment. He ws troubled deeply by personal problems and felt it was 49 time for metimophisys. Unfortunatly, the problems were much deeper than 50 he had antisipated,the Phoenix shan't rise from his ashes ever again. 51 52 Replacing him is cub reprter Blank Doe. Doe was Phoenix's controlle 53 and close friend. Ladies and gentlemen, Blank Doe. 54 55 Hello. Poenix was a good man, an ok friend and, occasionally, an honest 56 man. Indeed, the only redeeming qualities he had were honour and love. 57 The latter as his undoing, 'tho he'd never accept it. 58 59 To show our respects to the lae Mr. Polymorph we are retiring his remote 60 terminal, round rimed shades and Blue Oyster Culs compilation tape. We 61 shall all miss the Great Sun Jeser. 62 63 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wwiii 64 65 The message was previously recorded due to limited disk space on the Back 66 Water Message System II 67 004=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 09/01/88 00:01 Msg:2209 Call:10004051 Lines:13 68 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@User 283########################### 69 Sorry for the misquote, I meant wwiii, no doubt. 70 71 Hmmm, I am interester in joining the Banzai institute... 72 73 Camp Director: Nice chattin with ya on DTS. 74 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@early thursday######################## 75 ^C (sorry phoenix) 76 yo! 283283283283283283! I am setting up a bbs.... when it's up, leave me 77 a message -User 283 78 79 Yo! slug! Rassilon is time traveller! -Kev C. 80 005=Usr:71 David Shult 09/01/88 01:03 Msg:2210 Call:10004056 Lines:46 81 696969696969 82 Nomination for the "Ten Best Censored Stories of 1987" 83 84 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: INTERNATIONAL OUTLAW 85 86 On June 27, 1986, the International Court of Justice, under the 87 auspices of the United Nations, handed down a decision that found the 88 United States in violation of international law. The decision called 89 for the United States to cease its international illegal activities 90 against Nicaragua. The Court's decision, 12-3, held that the U.S. 91 support of the contras was illegal. A further decision, 14-1, held 92 that U.S. mining of Nicaragua's harbors and distribution of a CIA 93 assassination manual also violated international law. 94 In 1987, while President Reagan was defending his contra policy, 95 while Oliver North was telling contra stories to Congress, and while 96 Secretary of State George Schultz was asking Congress for $270 million 97 in contra aid, the U.S. media failed to inform the American public 98 that the Reagan administration's efforts were illegal. 99 In fact, the International Court of Justice decision against the 100 U.S. was, for all intents and purposes, a non-event in the U.S. media 101 in 1987. 102 This non-event status was never more evident that in the media's 103 failure to cover the November 12, 1987, U.N. General Assembly vote, 104 94-2, that called for "full and immediate compliance" with the World 105 Court's June 1986 decision. In particular, the General Assembly called 106 on the U.S. to cease funding its military activities against 107 Nicaragua. 108 The question of whether the U.S. government rejects international 109 adjudication as having a part in aiding peace, or whether the rule of 110 international law is valid, void, or only reserved for minor matters 111 was never really explored by the U.S. media in light of the World 112 Court and General Asesembly decisions in the United Nations. 113 The American public has been kept ignorant of this international 114 issue and its implications on U.S. policy toward Nicaragua largely 115 because of media indifference. 116 117 SOURCES: HUMAN RIGHTS, American Bar Association Press, Winter 118 1987/88, "The World Court: Let's Not Forget This Anniversary," by 119 Howard N. Meyer; ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH, 8/7/86, "In Contempt of 120 Court," (op/ed article), by Richard B. Bilder. 121 122 696969696969696969 123 A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, 124 he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.--- 125 ---Sidney Harris 126 006=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/01/88 01:32 Msg:2211 Call:10004058 Lines:9 127 &*&*&*&*'s 128 Well, Things seem to be getting lively around here. Would somebody post the 129 location of the Backwater meeting that is happening tommorow? Milchar 130 mentioned it last month, and I couldn't make . Since I've forgoten this 131 time... 132 133 An Astral Dreamer. 134 &*&*&*&*'s 135 007=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 09/01/88 09:59 Msg:2212 Call:10004064 Lines:15 136 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Hi humans (and twits))))))))))))))))))))) 137 138 Contrary to popular belief, I am still here, but I am not writing, as a 139 protest against the forces of evil and censorship. I have entered here 140 though because of something that was said on disk B: 141 142 Take Kurfer for example. Started here, went to JD's, then 143 to Somewhere Else, then gawd knows where! 144 145 I would just like to say that I've never been to JD's or Somewhere Else, 146 and if someone there is using my name, I'm going to be truly irritated. 147 A name is something which belongs to them and them alone, and the piracy 148 thereof is the most vile form of Twitliness I can imagine. 149 150 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | %^%$^%$#%$ call waitingggggggggggggggggg 008=Usr:71 David Shult 09/01/88 10:51 Msg:2213 Call:10004066 Lines:17 151 Oh say can you see... 152 To the Editor: While George Bush is wrapping himself in the flag, 153 his advance staff's knowledge of flag etiquette is sorely lacking. The flag 154 used as a backdrop for Bush's speech Aug. 23 at Pioneer Courthouse Square 155 was set up the day before with the bottom two stripes dragging on the ground. 156 It was left that way even though the advance staff was notified by the 157 director of the Square. Not only was it left that way overnight, it was not 158 illuminated. 159 I suggest Bush's campaign spend 20 cents for the American Legion' pamphlet, 160 "Flag Etiquette", or look in the Boy Scout Handbook for the proper and 161 respectful way to fly and display the flag. 162 Grant E. Remington/S.E. Portland 163 (writing to the Oregonian 9/1/88) 164 165 (After they read about the flag, maybe someone ought to get Bush to glance at 166 The Constitution) 167 009=Usr:21 Fable Master 09/01/88 11:44 Msg:2214 Call:10004068 Lines:2 168 169 Oh, come on. Let's not expect the impossible, shall we? :-/ 010=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/01/88 11:58 Msg:2215 Call:10004070 Lines:4 170 171 172 Two birds in the Bush are bound to be disgusted! 173 011=Usr:563 James Calhoun 09/01/88 12:27 Msg:2216 Call:10004071 Lines:7 174 Hello - We have nothing to fear but Evil! Elvis is alive, in fact I saw him 175 the other day when I went shopping(I'm dead serious!) He was buying some cool 176 pants and some funny looking tied. I went up to him and said "Hey! I thought 177 you were dead!" elvis is very evil in deed. He was so evil infact He was the 178 devil himself. Thank you for reading this most stupid story that has nothing 179 to do with anything. Feed back is more than welcome. it is encrouaged. 180 from SWIGAKEG! 012=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 09/01/88 14:07 Msg:2217 Call:10004075 Lines:16 181 182 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 183 I have returned! 184 185 So Kurfur protests the Censorship. This is good. I would like to say 186 that the elimination of twits does not bother me, It is the fact that no 187 comment is inserted in the message base to that effect. 188 189 O grand and powerfull sysop, could you please atleast note that you 190 are eliminating lines because of Twitleness? 191 192 Please? 193 194 James of Cassandra 195 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 196 013=Usr:428 Mercury X 09/01/88 16:36 Msg:2218 Call:10004082 Lines:12 197 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 198 199 I don't have the number to JD's. Does anyone know where it is??? 200 201 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 202 The gods looked down upon all of the Multiverse(all planes, demensions, etc.) 203 On one particular plane, they noticed a small party trying to confront the 204 Lords of Darkness. The party apparently contained a Berserker, Guru, and 205 a Policeman among others. How strange, they mused. But there were other 206 things that demanded their attention at the moment, and the Gods left the scene 207 and soon forgot about it. 208 ((((((((((((SEP 1((((((((((Mercury)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 014=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 09/01/88 17:03 Msg:2219 Call:10004083 Lines:9 209 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 210 211 The brownie looked upon the assembled group. "Ok, I'm in charge from now 212 on, any objections?" he said looking around at the adveturers. 213 214 John Eddison just groaned, as for the rest... 215 216 James of Cassandra. 217 015=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 09/01/88 19:28 Msg:2220 Call:10004087 Lines:8 218 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 219 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 220 221 Trine's pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the 222 pessimists. 223 224 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 225 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 016=Usr:121 Hamfred Gammidge 09/01/88 19:35 Msg:2221 Call:10004088 Lines:3 226 Hamfred here. 227 Do I detect some Deletions in some of the previous entries? 228 017=Usr:82 SWORDSMITH 09/02/88 00:25 Msg:2222 Call:10004097 Lines:8 229 Well, looks like not much has been happning lately, I know I don't get here 230 too often to write, but there hasn't been too much to read, so thought I'ed put 231 in my two cents worth. 232 Hay Ripple, are you out there???? call again one of these days and say HI. 233 234 Swordsmith 235 236 ss.ss.ss.ss.ss.ss.ss.ss.ss.ss.ss.ss.ss. 018=Usr:563 James Calhoun 09/02/88 12:38 Msg:2223 Call:10004108 Lines:9 237 One day Fred the frog was hopping along the highway, when he spraned an ankle 238 so he stopped in the middle of the road and this big HUGE truck was racing 239 for him(poor freddie) soon he was to meet his fate. BANG! the truck ran over 240 his flat green body which lies dead on the street. Then Jimmy(this kid who 241 lived in the neighboorhood ran out in the street saw freddie and peeled him off 242 the street took him inside. Jimmy was hungry so he got him self a can of pepsi 243 and made him self a sandwhich. He put freddie in a blender. Took a knife and 244 spread him on the sandwhich. Much better. Jimmy was a very perverted and sick 245 little boy! - Mr. Bald Tongue 019=Usr:428 Mercury X 09/02/88 17:01 Msg:2224 Call:10004117 Lines:5 246 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 247 248 I don't know the number to JD's. Could someone tell me the number??d 249 250 ((((((SEP 2((((((((((((((((((((((Mercury)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 020=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 09/02/88 20:03 Msg:2225 Call:10004121 Lines:3 251 252 Time is money. Peaple are not spending enough around here. 253 021=Usr:245 Doug King 09/02/88 20:35 Msg:2226 Call:10004122 Lines:6 254 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 255 Kev C.! Where are you? I gave you back control at the Tomb and there has not 256 been a message posted since! The system is floundering with out my help! hehehe 257 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Bartender Slug >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 258 259 022=Usr:121 Hamfred Gammidge 09/02/88 20:40 Msg:2227 Call:10004123 Lines:2 260 Hamfast again. 261 Time is money, and inflation is up. 023=Usr:428 Mercury X 09/03/88 08:29 Msg:2228 Call:10004135 Lines:11 262 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 263 264 What's the number to JD's and the Tomb?? 265 266 ------- 267 MACMILLAN'S SURVIVAL TIP(of the day) 268 269 Don't ever assume the obvious--who you are, for instance--when ever playing 270 (working?) with your modem. 271 272 ((((((((((((SEP 3((((((((((((((Mercury))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 024=Usr:322 Stray Cat 09/03/88 10:15 Msg:2229 Call:10004136 Lines:10 273 274 #$*&%#$^(#$_)(#$%^)*@%#$(#*&)(+_#{body}amp;^%(%(*&!#@&_&%$%!$*@#&^&#$@$%*&(@#$)^ 275 276 wish to *ell you'd be more specific . . . for example ???? 277 @#*&$^%#$@$+@(#&$^%#$)(@^#$%^*)#($^@#@* . . yours is always so much prettier 278 ? 279 .a 280 (trying to add a blank line is @#)($. I need HELP) 281 done 282 025=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 09/03/88 12:58 Msg:2230 Call:10004140 Lines:35 283 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 284 285 James of Cassandra sat on a stool in the inn at the crossroads. 286 287 He had a very tired look about him and stooped over the drink that 288 sat in front of him. An elderly brownie suddenly appeared on the stool 289 beside him. 290 291 "Officer Eddison, Why havnt you reported in?" he said. 292 293 John jumped and then noticed the elderly brownie. "Chief, good to 294 see you. I had some problems with the Tub, the Turbo Dimensional drive 295 burnt out getting me here." 296 297 "Where's Arthur?" 298 300 "Thats all on the report cube. I don't whant to talk about it." john 301 said shivering. 302 303 "It was that bad?" The Chief asked him. 304 305 "Worse, I think I'll take that vacation time I have coming" 306 307 "I understand, We'll have a crew out here to fix your Tub soon. Enjoy 308 your vacation." 309 310 "Thank you Sir." 311 312 The Chief dissapeared and John Eddison continued to drink and at times 313 shiver uncontrolably. 314 315 James of Cassandra. 316 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 317 026=Usr:428 Mercury X 09/03/88 14:00 Msg:2231 Call:10004142 Lines:5 318 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 319 320 Who ya gonna call?? 321 322 ((((((SEP 3(((((((((((((((((((((Mercury)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 027=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 09/03/88 16:20 Msg:2232 Call:10004147 Lines:10 323 324 **************************** *************************************** 325 OOOOOOOOOOOO 326 327 This is the POWER ........................................... 328 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 329 We are the LEGO masters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you laugh, you 330 will find yourself saying "Leggo!" 331 332 ******************************************************************************* 028=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 09/03/88 22:11 Msg:2233 Call:10004156 Lines:10 333 334 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 335 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 336 Are we being watched? Is he sitting there at his terminal watching and 337 reing and chuckling and gasping and gurgling? Does he enter -- 338 so to speak? What are his motives? HE KNOWS WHO WE ARE. HE KNOWS 339 WHERE WE LIVE. HE KNOWS WHAT WE FEAR MOST. 340 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 341 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 342 029=Usr:245 Doug King 09/04/88 00:41 Msg:2234 Call:10004159 Lines:10 343 344 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 345 A T T E N T I O N ! 346 347 This is Bartender Slug here and I am personally inviting you ALL to a party at 348 the Tomb of the Unknown Modem! I have taken controll of the Intersteller Bar 349 there and we are having a PARTY! Everyone is invited! The drinks are on me! 350 Be there or be square! That's the Tomb of the Unknown Modem phone # 236-6567! 351 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Bartender Slug >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 352 030=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 09/04/88 12:33 Msg:2235 Call:10004169 Lines:6 353 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 354 And now a word from our sponser. "Eat BB's, the Cereal with a real bite. 355 BB's are for peaple who like to fight their breakfast. Your Dentest will 356 love your teath will ach, so go out and buy a big worthless box of BB's 357 today!" 358 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 031=Usr:71 David Shult 09/04/88 20:03 Msg:2236 Call:10004176 Lines:58 359 Try a new BBS in the area...Random Access Information Network 761-8100 360 an over abundance of IBM software, high quality stuff. Nine lines going 24 361 hours a day with conferencing. There are many other features and is run by 362 Jan Stevens, who offers as one of the services UGOTIT(tm) which will locate 363 virtually any file ever written for the PC, including files for "orphaned" 364 clones. Give it a try. 761-8100 24/12 8/n/1 365 366 696969696969 367 Nomination for the "Ten Best Censored Stories of 1987" 368 369 THE TRAGEDY OF GRENADA SINCE OCTOBER 25, 1983 370 371 While the media permit Ronald Reagan to cite Grenada as an 372 American success story, the people of Grenada aren't buying it. The 373 following description of what has happened in Grenada since the 1983 374 U.S. invasion was published last year by the Committee for Human 375 Rights in Grenada. 376 377 1. Removal of price controls on food, cement, housing, and other 378 essentials of life. 379 2. Summary firings of Grenadian workers without notice, compensation, 380 or legal redress. 381 3. Unemployment now well over 50%. 382 4. Internationalist workers who previously provided free health 383 services deported. 384 5. Uncontrolled escalation of land, rent, and all prices. 385 6. Free medical, dental, optical care, and medicines, formerly 386 accessible to all Grenadians, now eliminated. 387 7. Grenadian graduates of Cuban and other socialist-nation 388 universities not allowed to practice in Grenada. 389 8. Open prostitution since arrival of U.S. troops. 390 9. Use of cocaine, heroin, and crack since invasion. 391 10. National Women's Organization, National Youth Organization, and the 392 Grenada Human Rights Organization eliminated. 393 11. Former institutions now diminished to point of uselessness include 394 independent, progressive union movement; free judiciary; and free and 395 independent media. 396 12. Severe devaluation of Grenadian dollar. 397 13. Grenada, whose economy was praised by the World Bank and the IMF in 398 Spring, 1983, had a $168 million debt as of March 28, 1986. 399 400 Finally, the Committee reported in April, 1987, that the O.E.C.S. 401 (Organization of Eastern Caribbean States) occupying troops, trained 402 by the U.S. have returned in force to Grenada and that they are 403 directed by U.S. military officers, usually in civilian dress. 404 Ominously, the Committee adds "Their abuses are well known." 405 406 The extent and inflammatory nature of the charges by the 407 Committee for Human Rights in Grenada surely deserve investigation by 408 the U.S. media. 409 410 SOURCE: BULLETIN OF THE COMMITTEE FOR HUMAN RIGHTS IN GRENADA, 411 No. 1, April/May 1987, by the Committee for Human Rights in Grenada, 412 Cathedral Finance Station, New York, NY 10025, pp 1-8. 413 414 696969696969696969 415 416 032=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/04/88 23:08 Msg:2237 Call:10004181 Lines:1 417 033=Usr:4 Milchar 09/05/88 01:41 Msg:2239 Call:10004184 Lines:6 418 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 419 Mikey: I can't find that CH bug you were complaining about, but I 420 found a doozy in the FI command (probably FA too, I haven't checked). 421 It's a line off. Do a FI 8100 on this disk and it deposits you on line 422 360, 1 line below the line with the text "8100" in it. 423 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milch ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 034=Usr:322 Stray Cat 09/05/88 14:35 Msg:2240 Call:10004190 Lines:4 424 425 im6ur9 426 427 done 035=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 09/05/88 14:47 Msg:2241 Call:10004191 Lines:13 428 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@U+s+e+r 2#8#3################################ 429 Slug: I went camping, waterskiing, female watching ( :-) ) 430 and sun burning. Ahhhhhrrrrrrrrhhhhhhggggggghhhhhhhsssssd! 431 School starts tomorrow. 432 433 A T T E N T I O N A L L ! 434 435 To all planning to attend the party at 236-xxxx please 436 make sure you all yell at slug and tell him to get BareTender 437 back in control! 438 439 @@@@@@@@@@@@@Have a day (sept 6)############################# 440 ^C 036=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/05/88 17:44 Msg:2242 Call:10004193 Lines:7 441 &*&*&*&*'s 442 443 Is anyone going to finish the story? 444 445 An Astral Dreamer. 446 &*&*&*&*'s 447 037=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/05/88 21:10 Msg:2243 Call:10004201 Lines:7 448 &*&*&*&*'s 449 Ok, Just thought that since this seems to be my own private BBS that I;d enter 450 a few lines. Hum de dum de dum dum dum.... Oh well, looks like I really 451 don't have that much to say anyway. 452 453 An Astral Dreamer. 454 &*&*&*&*'s 038=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/06/88 05:21 Msg:2244 Call:10004209 Lines:9 455 &*&*&*&*'s 456 Gee, maybe I'll fill up the whole disk! Yeah, All I have to do is call 457 once or twice a day and enter four or so lines and since I'm the only 458 one who calls this board it will be full in a week or two. 459 460 An Astral Dreamer. 461 &*&*&*&*'s 462 463 039=Usr:562 Blank Doe 09/06/88 09:38 Msg:2245 Call:10004213 Lines:2 464 I doubt it...... 465 ^b 040=Usr:507 todd rogers 09/06/88 11:52 Msg:2246 Call:10004218 Lines:5 466 ------- The phone # for JD's place is 256-xxxx 467 ------- Just observing..... 468 ------- The Watchfull Observer O O 469 - 470 o 041=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 09/06/88 17:12 Msg:2247 Call:10004227 Lines:14 471 ------------==============-=-------------------=-=-============-=-======-=-= 472 Hmmm. I thought I had something to say but I see once again, that I was 473 wrong. Oh well. I think there's just to much time during summer. As near 474 as I can tell, as soon as school starts, the'll be something besides 475 modeming that I should be doing, so I'll rapidly become more inspired in 476 order to avoid doing homework. Mixed blessing... 477 478 Lord of the 7 abernackys 479 480 \__/ 481 oo 482 483 Beaker 484 ---=-==---{-==-======-=-=-==-=-=======-=-=------=-=-=======-=-=-=---=======- 042=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/06/88 22:08 Msg:2248 Call:10004237 Lines:7 485 &*&*&*&*'s 486 I have to agree with that assesment. When you don't have much to do it is hard 487 to think of somthing to say... 488 489 An Astral Dreamer. 490 &*&*&*&*'s 491 043=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 09/06/88 23:19 Msg:2249 Call:10004239 Lines:7 492 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 493 "Time is a stream that floats down hill. May it never hit a dam!" (Me I 494 think.) 495 496 James of Cassandra. 497 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 498 044=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/07/88 03:00 Msg:2250 Call:10004242 Lines:5 499 &*&*&*&*'s 500 Hmm, maybe I'm not alone. 501 An Astral Dreamer. 502 &*&*&*&*'s 503 045=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 09/07/88 11:20 Msg:2251 Call:10004248 Lines:8 504 -----=-=-==============-=-----------=-================----------=-=========- 505 No actualy you are alone. All of these last statements, this one included 506 have created through random line noise. Scary conscept isn't it? 507 508 LB\__/ 509 oo 510 7abernacky 511 -=--{------======-=----------==-============-=-=-----------=-========-=----- 046=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/07/88 16:52 Msg:2252 Call:10004261 Lines:5 512 513 This is the twilight time. Darkness raigns upon the boardKnobody knows 514 wether the light will return. Somtimes it seems knowbody cares. 515 516 047=Usr:562 Blank Doe 09/07/88 17:41 Msg:2253 Call:10004263 Lines:3 517 BEWARE THE DEATH BUNNIES! 518 519 048=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 09/07/88 18:55 Msg:2254 Call:10004265 Lines:10 520 ----=-=----------=-============-=------------------=-============-=--------= 521 Do 'DEATH BUNNIES' sweat from the palms of there feet? I just read an 522 article that explained why we humans sweat from the palms of our hands and 523 the soles of our feet. But I suppose none of you care. Anyway it mentioned 524 that rabbits didn't sweat. Jees I must be bored (board?). Oy... 525 526 LB\__/ 527 oo 528 8th member of the 7 abernackys. 529 =--{------=-========-=-----------=-==============--=-==------=-=------=-=-== 049=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 09/07/88 19:43 Msg:2255 Call:10004267 Lines:17 530 531 532 ^^^^^^^^^^ 666 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^666 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 666 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 533 Trine is looking to identify one good pilgrim on this planet (not including 534 Astral Creamer, who is already known as such). Qualifications include: 535 1. Not worrying about being silly. 536 2. Writing what you damn well please, not what you happened to read in 537 The New Republican or the Grenadan Weekly Review. 538 3. Have great borders, or great legs, take your pick. 539 4. Never make lists with numbers, as in this one. 540 Trine 541 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 542 543 544 bye 545 for 546 now 050=Usr:322 Stray Cat 09/08/88 06:58 Msg:2256 Call:10004278 Lines:11 547 548 $%*@$#*&^@#$%*&^@#$^&*)@#$%^&*@ 549 551 552 LB - People who care are now labelled "enablers". "enablers" allow other 553 people to continue in addicting behaviors. they are busybodies who stick 554 their nose into everybody's business and make themselves sick worrying 555 about other people's problems. It's all very sick. Best nobody cares. 556 557 @$(*&^$+_@&*$#^)^)(@*$#+|)(*@^$@)#&$!*&^$)(*@^#$%)(*@^$#% 051=Usr:82 SWORDSMITH 09/08/88 11:50 Msg:2257 Call:10004315 Lines:10 558 SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS. 559 Well looks like there hasn't been too much going on here since the last time 560 I logged on, Thanks for the info. Ripple, will ttyl. 561 as fall come upon us this bbs should pick up a bit, it will be interesting to 562 see how the storys that have been on here progress, am looking forward to more 563 enjouable reading. 564 565 Swordsmith 566 567 SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS.SS. 052=Usr:121 Hamfred Gammidge 09/08/88 16:06 Msg:2258 Call:10004326 Lines:4 568 569 This is all line noise? Then just who is the SysOp? (an infinite number of 570 monkeys maybe?) Hamfred Gammidge 571 053=Usr:428 Mercury X 09/08/88 18:23 Msg:2259 Call:10004329 Lines:5 572 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 573 574 Shuffling off to school... 575 576 ((((((((SEP 8((((((((((((((((((((Mercury))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 054=Usr:570 andy kellam 09/09/88 00:21 Msg:2260 Call:10004342 Lines:7 577 September 7 1988 578 "oa o l eebri er abrdy 579 Iwne ow many others remember." 580 W uhi okng more and more like Reagan lately. 581 Prasi's just a campiagn ploy to get the "media's mind" (oxymoron??) off 582 o h ahing he took in PDX from the blue collar wores at the shipyards. 583 055=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 09/09/88 03:13 Msg:2261 Call:10004345 Lines:9 584 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 585 586 Hmm, not much happeing here lately. Does anyone here know what Color 587 C=64 boards are good for? They all seem to be filled with right wing 588 bozos blindly following Reagan. 589 590 James of Cassandra. 591 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 592 056=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/09/88 05:23 Msg:2262 Call:10004347 Lines:44 593 &*&*&*&*'s 594 Ok, I'm not going to write the end of the multi-verse story, I'm just going 595 to outline what happened to my charecter. 596 597 We make the final assault, there is a great deal of fighting. Somehow the 598 wanderer is thrown thru space time. 599 600 "Seerve me!" The vieled one said in my mind. (But I knew it could not be the 601 vieled one, It did not do things this way.) 602 603 "You have no power left, you are nothing. Only the sphere holds you together, 604 and soon it too will die because of lack of power!" 605 606 "You are not the veiled one!" I screamed through the Astral wind. 607 608 "You are right, I did not think that my ruse would fool you, But chaos must 609 try many methods. Order is not good." 610 611 "Chaos, I know of the force by that name, though I know nothing of you." 612 613 "I am the force, I am chaos." 614 615 "Why do you taunt me?" 616 617 "That is my secret. Chaos is not without some wisdom." 618 619 I could feel the last vestages of my being fadding. 620 621 "You could give the orb to the vieled one, that would relieve you of your 622 burden." Chaos said. 623 624 "NOoooooo!" I screamed in my final defiance. 625 626 "Very well, you force me to act!" 627 628 And as he said this I found myself on the lawn outside the Inn at the 629 crossroads. I knew that the orb and I had gained a propor binding. But why 630 had the lord of Chaos done this? 631 632 Pondering I entered the Inn and found a place to meditate. 633 634 An Astral Dreamer. 635 &*&*&*&*'s 636 057=Usr:562 Blank Doe 09/09/88 13:12 Msg:2263 Call:10004352 Lines:6 637 THIS IS WORLD WATCH THREE>>>>>>>>>>>> 638 It was bound to happen! Three furnature stores are going out of buisness this 639 week-end and two of them have been going out of buisness for the past eight 640 months! 641 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wwiii 642 ^b 058=Usr:53 prince dragon 09/09/88 23:59 Msg:2264 Call:10004369 Lines:5 643 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.dragon.-=-.-=-.-=-. 644 645 new bbs at 287-xxxx 300 baud 24 hours ,starting sun the 11th 646 647 .-=-.-=-.-=-.dragon.-=-.-=-.-=-. 059=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 09/10/88 00:07 Msg:2265 Call:10004370 Lines:4 648 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@User twoeightthree!################## 649 Ugh school sucks. 650 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Very early saturday################ 651 ^C 060=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 09/10/88 04:28 Msg:2266 Call:10004373 Lines:25 652 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 653 654 John Eddison sat in the Inn at the crossroads. His last mission had been 655 the worst of his life. Behind him sat his interdimensional Tub. (How a good 656 interdimensional Police officer ended up with a tub as a vehicle is another 657 story. See 3 or 4 disks ago.) 658 659 He had sat for many hours drowning his sorrows. And now he felt the need 660 to go to the bathroom. In his inebriated state he did not realize that 661 The tub was not really sitting next to a waste recepticle. As he relieved his 662 bladder his foggilly realized that there was a growling sound behind him. 663 664 "Juzt a minute, I'm amost done" he said. 665 666 A hand reached out a grabbed for him. 667 668 "Hay,take yur hants off me" he said stumbling into the tub. His hand 669 brushed the drain lever and the tub was launched into the ether. 670 671 The Innkeeper looked at the wetspot on the floor, the spot were the 672 tub had been and grimaced. 673 674 James of Cassandra. 675 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 676 061=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/10/88 06:47 Msg:2267 Call:10004374 Lines:9 677 &*&*&*&*'s 678 Hello! 679 680 Milchar, where are you? how about an entry in that story you started five or 681 so disk's ago? :-) 682 683 &*&*&*&*'s 684 685 062=Usr:428 Mercury X 09/10/88 13:53 Msg:2268 Call:10004383 Lines:11 686 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 687 688 "I'm sorry, you have been connected with a random amount of thoughts, 689 forms, and reasons that you weren't supposed to ever see. The 690 thoughts, forms, and reasons on this BBS telephone line are above your 691 level. Please hang up and dial again." 692 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 693 694 Think of time travel as opposed to space travel. Which seams more 695 realistic? 696 (((((((((SEP 10(((((((((((((((Mercury))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 063=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 09/10/88 14:46 Msg:2269 Call:10004385 Lines:7 697 698 699 It's all in how you envision it... 700 701 702 702 703 703 064=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/10/88 15:08 Msg:2270 Call:10004386 Lines:8 704 &*&*&*&*'s 705 Time is wasted on those who try, to think of visions but dont learn to fly. 706 707 All is wasted by sitting back. Find the future escape the stack. 708 709 An Astral Dreamer. 710 &*&*&*&*'s 711 065=Usr:121 Hamfred Gammidge 09/10/88 21:26 Msg:2271 Call:10004396 Lines:4 712 Actually, time travel is quite easy. I've done about 18 years of time travel 713 by now (all in one direction though). 714 Hamfred 715 066=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/10/88 21:38 Msg:2272 Call:10004397 Lines:3 716 717 Eat the Disk, Eat the Disk, Eat the Disk! 718 067=Usr:539 Renee Holmes 09/11/88 07:08 Msg:2273 Call:10004403 Lines:6 719 **************************************************************************** 720@Hi, I am new here, and a little confused. Is this a stream of conscienious 721 Hi, I am new here, and frankly I am a little confused. How does one find 722 messages etc? Oh anyway, I think I will watch for a little while. Bye... 723 -Renee- 724 068=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/11/88 08:00 Msg:2274 Call:10004404 Lines:18 725 &*&*&*&*'s 726 Well Renee, This system is Kind of Different. All messages are entered one 727 after the other. It can get confusing if peaple do not use proper borders. 728 729 Backwater II is a very interesting board. You can do anything here, other 730 then be a TWIT. (The sysop has some seriose problems with twits.) 731 732 Have you tryed looking at disk b? Disk b is the one that has the lines 733 entered on the last disk. You see it by typing 'db' (Ignore the ', and hit 734 return.) 735 736 Well, I guess thats all for now. I will be macking another story entry soon. 737 Hope to hear from some others while staying in the Inn at the Crossroads. 738 739 An Astral Dreamer. 740 &*&*&*&*'s 741 742 069=Usr:428 Mercury X 09/11/88 16:13 Msg:2275 Call:10004412 Lines:7 743 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 744 745 Inspiration comes to those who least expect it. But whenever you 746 are looking for it, it is gone. 747 748 Funny thing, isn't it? 749 ((((((((SEP 11((((((((((((Mercury))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 070=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/11/88 17:25 Msg:2276 Call:10004414 Lines:8 750 &*&*&*&*'s 751 Yes, I have noticed the same thing. It is to bad that most of the peaple who 752 used to be on this board have lost their inspiration. Oh well, I guess 753 they have their reasons. 754 755 An Astral Dreamer. 756 &*&*&*&*'s 757 071=Usr:575 JOEL BORCHERS 09/11/88 18:09 Msg:2277 Call:10004416 Lines:23 758 SINE OF LOVE 759 I SAW HER AS A MOST BEAUTIFUL CONGLOMERATION OF ELLIPSES, PARABOLAS, AND SINE 760 WAVES IN PERFECT SYMETRY AS SHE SLITHERED INTO THE LIVING ROOM. I SAT 761 CONFIDENTLY ON THE SOFA SKETCHING FREE BODY DIAGRAMS. I FELT THE FIRM PRESSURE 762 OF HER THIGH AGAINST MINE AS SHE SAT DOWN BESIDE ME. I WOULD JUDGE ITS 763 MODULUS OF RESILIENCE TO BE ABOUT 0.034 IN-LBS. I FELT HER WARM BREATH 764 (APPROX. 102.4 DEGREES) ON MY CHEEK AS SHE SAID, "HAVE I KEPT YOU LONG?" 765 "ONLY 34 MINITUTES AND 16.2 SECONDS", I REPLIED, AS I SUBCONCIOUSLY 766 ESTIMATED THE TENSILE STRENGTH OF HER SWEATER TO BE AT LEAST 4000PSI. 767 768 "ARE ALL ENGINEERS AS STRONG, CALM, AND ROMANTIC AS YOU ARE?" I WAS MENTALLY 769 COMPUTING THE ACCELERATION OF MY HEARBEAT TO BE 14.7 THUMPS PER SECOND. 770 "OF COURSE THEY ARE," I SAID, AS I THOUGHT, "ENGINEERS ROMANTIC?" 771 EVEN I HAD LEARNED IN GE711 THAT A WOMAN IS NOTHING BUT A SLOW- 772 MOVING MAN WITH A LOWER SPECIFIC CENTER OF GRAVITY. SHE MIGHT TEMPT 773 SOME MEN WITH HE4R CURVILINEAR ATTRACTION, BUT NOT ME- AN ENGINEER! 774 775 I OBSERVED HER COLDLY (114.7 DEGREES F.)/ SHE LEANED OVER ME AND KISSED ME 776 LIGHTLY. I GLANCED DOWN AT MY LAPEL ONLY TO SEE A MOLTEN MAS THAT HAD ONCE 777 BEEN MY TAU BETA PIN. SHE WATCHED IN ADMIRATION AS I CASUALLY PUT THE LIT 778 END OF MY CIGATETTE IN MY MOUTH AND BLEW SMOKE FROM MY TOES. I ROSE 779 WITH A MASCULINE AIR OF INDIFFERENCE AND STALKED FROM THE ROOM ON MY 780 HANDS. 072=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 09/11/88 19:17 Msg:2278 Call:10004417 Lines:16 781 -----=-========-=-----------=-=======-=------=-===========-=-------=-======= 782 Hmmmm...I certainly hope God(The one in the Bible) was not a women. He 783 seems to be typicaly regarded as the 'father' of Jesus. The mother role 784 reserved for Mary. If he resembled the female of our spieces things could 785 become unchurchlike. Of course one may argue that no act of creation was 786 involved (at least in human perception) and that a female was used as the 787 natural carrier of the fetus. Hmm..Is it possible that the origenol 788 consept of this God was both male and female? I noticed in the0firsd part 789 of the bible that man and woman were created at the SAME time'in his immage' 790 791 Ah well... 792 793 Lord of the 7 abernackys 794 795 Beaker 796 -=-==-=--{=-=-=======-=-=-=======-=-=-=-----=-=-========-=-=---=-=-======--- 073=Usr:121 Hamfred Gammidge 09/11/88 20:07 Msg:2279 Call:10004418 Lines:4 797 Beaker, 798 What exactly do you mean by the 7 abernackys? Is it Zabernacky, or 7 as 799 as in there are seven of them? 800 0 0 Hamfred 074=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/12/88 03:42 Msg:2280 Call:10004426 Lines:2 801 802 075=Usr:539 Renee Holmes 09/12/88 06:31 Msg:2281 Call:10004427 Lines:6 803 ********************** Se`012 :***************************************** 804 To Astral Dreamer 805 Thank you for taking the time to give me some directions... they helped, I read 806 disk a, and then found my way back her... I guess I am learning.. Bye... 807 -Renee- 808 **:***:******************************************************************* 076=Usr:4 Milchar 09/12/88 13:22 Msg:2282 Call:10004440 Lines:8 809 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 810 Astral Dreamer: These txings take time, you must be patient. So what if 811 it's been about 2 months since my last entry? :-) I hardly remember what 812 I was writing about. If it weren't for the fact that those entries are 813 in the Archives, I'd have lost them entirely when0Celene went down... 814 Oh, well, at least I haven't been as silent as SOME people I could name 815 (like L'homme, & Joshua, &....*YOU* know who you are). 816 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ milchar@celene +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 077=Usr:483 Lord0Bea{er 09/12/88 14:24 Msg:2283 Call:10004442 Lines:21 817 -------===-=--======-=------=-======-=----------=-=-====------=-========-=-- 818 Hamfred, 819 This just happens to one of those things were I get creativly inspired. 820 Actualy its0Dabubnacky. But the character I use to make the 'T' when 821 writting looks like a '7' with some dots and dashes; hence the word 822 7abernacky evovling to the 7 Abernackys wich is its current state. Most of 823 these things of course were brought qbout throoo typos and misreadings so 824 feel free to call it what you like. 825 826 Renee, 827 I hope we can make you feel at home or something...But to make things 828 easier and to help you fit in, you should start by worshiping me =). I (29 dn't ask much, just some ocasional words of faith, worship, and prais, and 830 the benefits are beyond beleife. 831 832 833 Lord G0d Beaker 834 8th of the 7 Abernackys 835 \__/ 836 oo 837 --=-==--{--==========------===================--=---=-=-==================== 078=Usr:121 Hamfred Gammidge 09/12/88 15:16 Msg:2284 Call:10004443 Lines:3 838 839 Whatever you do, don't worship Beaker. It makes him look like a Megalomaniac. 840 079=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/12/88 17:35 Msg:2"850Call:10004447 Lines:17 841 &*&*&*&*'s 842 Hello all, 843 Sorry I forgot how to mention how to get back to the new disk renee, I have thi 844 s habit of making my entries at 3 or 4 am. This ussually means I'm a bit 845 groggy :-). 846 848 It7c a good thing you have those archives Milchar, It means I can ask you 849 a favor. Would you mind looking up one snark. He used to be on this system 850 around 3 or so years ago. He keeps crashing my system and I need some 851 way of gaining revenge *=). 852 853 Well, I guess I'll sign off for now. 854 855 An Astral Dreamer. 856 857 080=Usr:577 George Raft 09/12/88 21:50 Msg:2286 Call:10004454 Lines:22 858@ 859 ..................................................................>.<< 860 "Yes, it's much clearer tonight than before... yes, yes, this will 861 do just fine!" 862 The still pool reflected the light from above only slightly, much 863 less than one would have expcted with the moon high and full in the 8&4 sbystalline night sky. Images formed slowly in the tranquil surface of 865 the water, but as the images took shape they seemed somehow... wrong. 866 No, not wrong, merely diffeent, strange, unexpected. "Things have 867 changed so much." A pausu, a breath a thought. "No, perhaps not, it 868 may be just another cycle. Even then there were cycles. Timing is of 869 paramount important in all things, and my timing has always been 870 something short of perfect." Then silence again, studiouc0sebunty as 871 this familiar world streams by. Occasionally the view is disturbed as 872 ripples dance across the surface, chased by a mischievous breeze, but 873 the disturbances are rare and are of little importance. 874@little importance. 875 0 Now all is seen. All that is vailable to this remote viewing has 876 been observed and noted. Hesitantly, a finger reaches out and gently 877 stirs the water, and another image is added. 878 ................................................>...>................< 879@ 081=Usr:539 Renee Holmes 09/13/88 06:20 Msg:2287 Call:10004463 Lines:12 880 *************************** 13 SEPTEMBER ********************************** 881 Thanks everybody for the welcome. Let's see, why would I wa~d to worship 882 Beaker? I think I would want to know what the benefits are first. 883 884 I just took a chance, when you told be "db" would put me on the other drive 885 I just guessed that "da" would bring me back... 886 887 So what does everyonu do here? Bye... 888 -Renee- 889 ******************************* THE END ********************************* 890 891 082=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 09/13/88 09:22 Msg:2288 Call:10004470 Lines:28 892 *%)_*%_)@*(%@#)+%(@_)+*%#_@%*$)_@!_%(*!)_#*)_#(%+()$#!_%*$)_#%*)_#%*)_#%*_)# 893 What does everyone do here? To that question you will get 12 answer from 10 894 respondents. Some are poets, some are scholars, some are wizards and some are 895 scum. It takes all kinds to make the world go around,0and thanks to Backwater 896 the world goes around oh so very fast. 897 *%()$#*%@)_#_%*@)_#%*@)_#*%@_)%* L'homme sans Parity *%@#)_*%@#)_%*@_)%*@)_%* 898 899 ______________________________________________________________ 900 The problem with those censored stories is that they are not 901 censored stories at all. Everyone of them has one or more 902 references. Just because the big networks and large 903 circulation papers don't pick up on some story about genetic 904 capitulation doesn't equate cunsorship. Where is your head, 905 man? 906 907 On top of that, the stories show an incredible slant towards 908 everyone's favorite harbinger of doom and despair - THE LEFT. 909 910 And does the poster of these canned stories respond to 91!0criticism? If they take the plunge and introduce the less- 912 read among us with stories of the end of the world, they 913 should also take the responsibility of responding to our 914 comments on those stories. One-shots are quite annoying 915 and cqbry0less credibility that a National Enquirer 916 Headline. 917 So come on poster, stand up and be heard. Think for youself 918 and share with us a little original thought! 919 -----------------------------------the editor---------------- 083=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 09/13/88 16:14 Msg:2289 Call:10004473 Lines:19 920 -----=-========-------=-==============-=------=-===-=-=-=========------====- 921 Hmmm...Perhaps they be afraid of the critisisissm they might recieve. 922 923 Benefits of worshi`yng \B. Well...Almost anything, you just have to sort of 924 wait a little while before most results become to tanjibll (sound it out). 925 But in about 97 years everything'l happen at once. Trust me O;). Its worth 926 it. Hmmm, what do I do here. Y suppose I let my ego run amuck, write an 927 occasional ununderstandabable comment, and enter a few intelligent remarks 928 to make sure I still can. 929 930 Hey somebody?! Whats a 'meglomaniac'? And if it sounds bad...lie! 931 932 Kansas, Y've0got to save Kansas! 933 934 Lord o' the 7 abernacks... 935 Beaker! 936 \__/ 937 oo 938 =--{-=-=---=-====-=-====-====-=----=-====-======-=-=-------=-=-=---=-=------209 084=Usr:96 Steve LaPlante 0 09/!3/88 17:20 Msg:2290 Call:10004475 Lines:10 939 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 940 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 941 Trine here. It seems that our nattering nabob0of ~egativism decided that 942 discretion was the better part of valor and opted out of further posting. 943 I'm acutely saddened. It isn't often we get to see a truly indoctrinated 944 mind in action. 945 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^N^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 946 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 947 post script: Why dn't the poster give us a name, or did he/it? 948 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^N^^^N^ 085=Usr:113 James Of Cassand 09/13/88 18:30 Msg:2291 Call:10004478 Lines:9 949 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 950 951 Hmm, What do I do? Well actually I am a machine intelagence that is unable 952 to spell above a High school level. I ca|l this board because I find the 953 peaple here to be some of the sanist around. 954 955 James of Cassandra. 956 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$+++++))))) 957 086=Usr:562 Blank Doe 09/13/88 20:54 Msg:2292 Call:10004483 Lines:5 958 Love reign o'ur mu, rain on me. 959 Loav reign o'er me. 960 LOVE 961 962 ^b 087=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 09/13/88 21:37 Msg:2293 Call:10004486 Lines:10 963 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@User 2-8-3!!################ 964 To Renee: This is, the one, the on|y, RareTender! 965 haha, I'm SURE you remember me, before the the bartender slug, 966 the molluskum took over the bar! Hahaa.. 967 Renee, you may find some of us weird, we're just your kindof 968 of peole who like to express our feelings here. Post sdoryes, 969 poems, articals, etc etc etc here. Have a week. 970 971 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@bed time on tues####################### 972 ^C 088=Usr:562 Blank Doe 09/13/88 23:30 Msg:2294 Call:10004490 Lines:20 973 THIS IS WORLD WATCH THREE>.>>>.>>>> 974 975 It has been noticed that people are 976 beginnig to complain about the lack 977 of entries from veteran BackWaterians 978 and the fear that the ol' BW shall 979 dry up. Fear not! Network 0 and 980 Wold Watch Three are working o~ more 981 points of ponder in our sector of 982 our space-time continuum. 983 984 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wwiii 985 986 This message has been brout to you 987 by Me d'Oaker product. Remember; 988 from me d'Oaker minds come me d'Oaker 989 products..... 990 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 991 ^b 992 ch/me/Me/ 089=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 09/14/88 02:07 Msg:2295 Call:10004495 Lines:7 993 &*&*&*&*'s 994 Well, Looks like I get to be at the bottom. I guess this means there is no 995 place to go but up! 996 997 An Astral Dreamer. 998 &*&*&*&*'s 999