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? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0000 ?
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? Date Released : [06/18/92] Author: Blough Mi ?
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? More Useless Knowledge ?
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Since my first copy of "Interesting things you should know" was so
popular, I figured I would give you ever MORE useless things you should know.
? The bagpipe was not a Scottish Invention.
? London's Big Ben is neither a clock or a tower.
? Cleopatra was not Egyptian.
? Lizzie Borden was aquitted.
? Lots of people had flown nonstop across the Atlantic
before Lindburgh.
? No witches were burned at Salem.
? Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
? Thomas Edison did not invent the Light Bulb.
? Mark Twain was not born in Hannibal, Missouri.
? There is no such thing as an aphrodisiac.
? Bats do not have "Radar".
? Bears do not hibernate.
? The Battle of Bennington was not fought in Bennington.
? Black eyed peas aren't even peas.
? The Black Hills of South Dakota aren't hills, and they
aren't black.
? There is no such doccument as the British constitution.
? Caesar wasn't killed in the Capitol.
? Camel's hair brushes are actually made from squirrel hair.
? Catgut is not made from cats.
? Chop Suey is not a Chinese dish.
? In the real story of Cinderella, there is no glass slipper.
? Coffee beans aren't really beans at all.
? Copper bracelets don't cure arthritis.
? Daddy longlegs are not spiders.
? A cyclone is neither a tornado, a hurricane, or even a
wind.
? There is no law against mutilating or defacing coins.
? Dogs do not "Sweat through their tongues".
Anyhow that's enough for one sitting... Don't be deceived anymore by
the falsehoods spread by mankind! Revolt! Rape your mother <well maybe not>!
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? For All The Latest VAS Files, Be Sure To Call : ?
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? Persistence Of Time BBS ? 2400 baud ? (313)462-1906 ? NUP = T.MESS01 ?
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