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Transmissions from the UNIX Alliance...(Score:5, Funny)

2007-06-06 10:52:40

by Digital_Mercenary (136288) on Thursday February 08, @09:00PM (#17943166)

-Episode 1

Y0d4- to >g4+35

Windows is the path to the dark side. Windows leads to anger. Anger leads to

hate. Hate leads to suffering.

-Episode 4

06iw4n- to >1uk3

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you

were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow

old 06iw4n on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your

father's OSX. This is the weapon of a Computer User. Not as clumsy or as random

as a Windows OS, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a

thousand generations, the Computer Users were the guardians of # and / in the

Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.