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- * **
- * A Real Rocker's Guide **
- * by **
- * The Rocker **
- * of Beautiful California **
- * (the Va. one sux!) **
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RE-WRITTEN ON SUNDAY, JULY 14, A REAL
HOT AND SUNNY DAY!
This text file is dedicated to all
the Bay Area rocker's. Keep rockin'
'till whiplash. Headbang forever.
SEE YOU AT PRIEST '85'-'86' -TRR
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Real Rocker's never make friends
with new waver's.
Real Rocker's always wear rock T's.
Real Rocker's don't go to Depeche
Mode concerts.
Real Rocker's don't like satan.
Real Rocker's never listened to
Michael Jackson when they were 10.
Real Rocker's don't wear studs, only
spikes.
Real Rocker's plaster their room with
pictures from Randy Rhoads to Maiden.
Real Rocker's never miss Circus,
Hit Parader, or Metal-rock&roll.
Real Rocker's have gone to hell of
concerts and always get drunk or
stoned.
Real Rocker's know that OZZY is and
always will be, KING OF HEAVY METAL.
Real Rocker's never turn down a good
fuck.
Real Rocker's don't buy pot, they
grow it.
Real Rocker's bought Accept's METAL
HEART when it first came out.
Real Rocker's love to trip on EDDIE
of IRON MAIDEN.
Real Rocker's know that TWISTED
SISTER kicks ass.
Real Rocker's are stong as hell.
Real Rocker's Headbang with Metallica.
Real Rocker's have always been a
Maiden fan.
Real Rocker's didn't miss the chance
TO SEE A METALFEST!
Real Rocker's hate the way punkers
look.
Real Rocker's are true thrashers.
Real Rocker's kick ass.
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Here's a dedication to new wavers..
May a loud HEAVY METAL be blown
u p y o u r a s s!
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TRR
HAO
EDC
IK
CE
AR
L KICKS ASS.......
(C) TRR