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___________________________ | | *REAL PHREAKERS GUIDE VOL. 1* | | * typed and created by * | | * Taran King * | and | * Knight Lightning * | | * Written on 6/10/85 * |___________________________| This guide is written in the same stream as the Real Pirates Guides, but for the Real Phreak. This is basically what real phreaks do and don't do according to other real phreaks... "Written by Real Phreaks for Real Phreaks". This phile has been written with the compiled ideas of phreaks other than the two writers listed in the intro. Therefore, we have a wider view of what you should be like. Well...on with the show!!! _____________________________________________________________ Phone Phreak - (as defined by Forest Ranger) In the mid- 1970's, cheating the phone company became the great national pasttime among a select group known as "Phone Phreaks". These hearty young souls knew more about the phone network than many AT&T engineers, and they learned most of it by reading AT&T technical journals and by experimenting with their own phones. But today, the Phone Phreaks have been hurt by a mass group known as the "Rodents". These Rodents have caused much pain and sorrow to what we know today as phreaking. This phile will show the do's and don't's of a real Phone Phreak... _____________________________________________________________ Real phreaks don't just leech off of BBS messages for their codes. Corollary: Real phreaks know that codes posted on BBS's are the most used and are probably the closest to being unsafe. Also, it is a known fact that pheds occasionally plant trap codes (codes with traces) to catch the phreak at work. Real phreaks don't worry about spelling. If their preference of spelling cool (K00L) is different from someone elses, they don't worry about what they say. Real phreaks don't try to bluebox from their home if they have ESS. Corollary: Real phreaks know that almost anything on ESS besides phreaking from your home is unsafe! Real phreaks don't call out of state Atari boards (unless they of course are an <koff!> Atari looking for wares) unless it is a phreak board (a rare case!). Real phreaks don't even attempt to use 2400 baud on extenders. Corollary: Real phreaks hope for the day that MCI/Sprint/Metro/etc. make it safe for phreaks to do 2400 baud transmissions. Corollary 2: Real phreaks know that extenders are the same as phreak numbers as MCI and any other service. Real phreaks read the Basic Telecommunications philes by BIOC Agent 003 to find out what is safe and what is not. Real phreaks have been on a conference. Corollary: Real phreaks know how, and could at their will, any time, set up a conference. Real phreaks don't try to use pulse fones on an extender. Corollary: If they don't have a touch tone fone, they know to use Travelnet's voice verification (even though it's not the safest to use from your home). Real phreaks don't have problems obtaining numbers to their local long distance service. Corollary: Real phreaks don't post messages asking for the number to the local long distance service dial-up. Real phreaks don't spend hours redialing Diversi-Dials all over the country, knowing that they are basically the same, and it won't help to keep the code valid. Corollary: Real phreaks don't call Diversi-Dials to get recognition on their name because they know that other people call up Diversi-Dials under false handles of other phreaks to get attention. Real phreaks pirate. Real phreaks don't work for any government agency. Real phreaks don't bust other phreaks (for any reason). Real phreaks know that P-80 isn't a legal board for you to call and voice your opinion about tHe new P-80 model of the TRS computer. Corollary: Real phreaks don't call boards named "H.O.M.E.", "Family Circus", or anything else that indicates family outings on the BBS's. Real phreak boards aren't named "Phreak/Hack Centre USA" and have their number posted on the Compu-Serve national BBS listing. Real phreaks have better things to do with their time than have Compu-Sex through a Diversi-Dial, E-mail, or any Dial-Your-Match BBS. Corollary: Real phreaks get the real thing. Real phreaks don't listen to Duran Duran...ever! Corollary: Real phreaks change the channel with swiftness if they hear any gay group come onto the channel they are listening to. Real phreaks aren't named "Mr. Phreak" on boards like "H.O.M.E." or any legal board. Corollary: Real phreaks can think up a creative name unlike "Mr. Phreak" for their permanant name. Real phreaks don't watch Saturday morning cartoons. Real phreaks don't use their codes to call up sysops of boards all overthe country to bother them voice for hours. Real phreaks don't have to start G-philes disks by leeching off of other phreaks because they are original enough to realize that they are readily available on most phreak boards. Real phreaks can spot a rodent 10 miles away. Real phreaks don't watch the Bible Banger's shows on Sunday mornings. Real phreaks know how to separate phreak messages and hack messages. _____________________________________________________________ Well, that about wraps it up for Real Phreakers Guide Volume 1. If there is already a volume one for a Real Phreakers Guide, well, this is our volume one. If any of this is copied from your Real Phreakers Guide, we apologize, but this has all been original. This has been brought around with the help of the following phreaks: Forest Ranger, The Lone Ranger, Napoleon Solo, and other minor phreaks that I might have missed. 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