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Try this at your unix login :
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> % rm meese-ethics
> rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
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> % ar m God
> ar: God does not exist
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> % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
> Unmatched ".
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> % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
> Modifier failed.
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> % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
> Too many ('s.
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> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
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> % sleep with me
> bad character
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> % got a light?
> No match.
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> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.
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> % ^What is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
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> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.
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> % \(-
> (-: Command not found.
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> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
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> $ drink <bottle; opener
> bottle: cannot open
> opener: not found
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> $ mkdir matter; cat >matter
> matter: cannot create
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