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Article 28479 of alt.folklore.computers:
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From: Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca (Charlie Gibbs)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Story-telling in computer languages (was Re: Add One to COBO
Message-ID: <16006@mindlink.bc.ca>
Date: 5 Oct 92 06:23:42 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
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In article <6311@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> mshute@cs.man.ac.uk (Malcolm Shute)
writes:
>About 9 years ago (sorry) I posted a translation of "I'm dreaming of a white
>Christmas" into Pascal. It was a bit clumsy... but it triggered someone
into
>responding with an absolute masterpiece of "Santa Claus is coming to town"
>translated into Unix Shell Script. Unfortunately, I inadvertently deleted
>it some years ago.
>
>If anyone can remember it... and even better, if they can supply a copy
>to me, or to this group... I would be enormously grateful.
It goes a lot like this:
better watchout
better !cry
better !pout
lpr why
santaclaus <northpole >town
cat >list /etc/passwd
ncheck list
ncheck list
grep >nogiftlist naughty list
grep >giftlist nice list
santaclaus <northpole >town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad|good
for (goodness sake) {be good}
Now if you could repost your Pascal version of "I'm Dreaming
of a White Christmas" I'd be very grateful; I wasn't on the net then.
Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca
"I'm cursed with hair from HELL!" -- Night Court