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%% THE TRUE LEECH HAZARD %%
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YES FOLKS, WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE ARE
DEALING WITH...THE TRUE LEECH'S OUT
THERE THAT WE REALLY HATE...YES WE VOTE
ON THEM,RAG ON THEM,SHIT ON THEM,POST
THEIR HOME FONE,CALL THEM AT THREE IN
THE MORNING,BUT WE CAN NEVER STOP THEM
FROM BEING LEECH'S...NOW THE ISSUE
COMES UP ON HOW TO STOP THEM...THAT IS
WHAT THIS ARTICLE IS ABOUT BUT IT ALSO
INCLUDES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN
ASSHOLE AND A TRUE 'LEECH'...
AN ASSHOLE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU HATE
INSIDE BUT CAN ALSO BE A LEECH...A FINE
EXAMPLE IS THE TRACKER...HE MAKES AN
ASSHOLE OUT OF HIMSELF BY MAKING LOSER
CATLINE PROGRAMS...BUT LETS CONTINUE
ONWARD...ALSO AN ASSHOLE MAYBE SOMEONE
WHO DECIDES TO RAG ON YOU FER NO REASON
LIKE A LOCAL NOT KNOWING THAT YOU ARE
ACTUALLY A BIG PIRATE THAT SHALL POST
HIS HOME FONE ON KARATEKA //
THOUGH THE DIFFERNCE IS THAT A TRUE
LEECH IS SOMEONE WHO WILL ONLY KALL A
CATSEND OR AE LINE AND TAKE ALL THE
WAREZ OF THE LINE...YOU CAN CATCH THESE
PEOPLE BY FINDING THEIR NAME 4 TIMES
FOR YOUR 4 DRIVES ON YOUR CATSEND BOARD
FOR WATCH THEM STAY ON YOUR AE LINE FOR
HALF THE FUCKING DAY...NOW THE QUESTION
COMES UP 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT
THEM?'
WELL...A TRUE 'LEECH' IS MOST LIKELY
A LOOSER AND WILL POST HIS HOME FONE
NUMBER TO TRADE ON HIS LOCAL BOARDS...
GET HIS NUMBER AND CONTINUE ONWARD BY
KALLING HIM THREE IN THE MORNING, BUT
MAKE IT FUN FOR YOU...USE YOUR HANDY
CAT'S MEOW VOICE DISTORTER AND GIVE
HIM/IT A FRIENDLY VAMPIRE CONVERSATION
AND HE WON'T BE THOROUGHLY AMUSED...
ALSO IF HE IS A LOCAL ASSHOLE LIKE
SNAKE MAN IS TO ME THEN GET INTO THE
DIRTY STUFF...RISING SUN SOFTWARE...
GARDEN OF EDEN COMPUTERS...GET WHAT
I AM SAYING...THE SHITBRAIN IS LIKELY
TO GIVE OUT HIS ADDRESS ON EITHER
HIS TRASH 80 OR CUMODORIAN 64 'PUTER
BBS...LIKE THIS
SEND ALL DONATIONS TO...
XXX STREET ....
THEN KALL YOUR FAVORITE HARDWARE
COMPANY AND GET THE LOSER THE REAL
KIND OF SET-UP HE REALLY NEEDS...AND
WHILE YOU ARE AT IT GET YOURSELF WHAT
YOU ALWAYS NEEDED...A FRANKLIN ACE 1000
OR AN APPLE //+ OR MAYBE A HARD DRIVE
ALSO ANOTHER NICE THING YOU COULD DO
TO YOUR LOVER IS SARINATE HIM OVER THE
FONE AT AN UNREASONABLE TIME...A FUN
ONE IS ROOTBERAG OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
ON THE ACCUMULATOR...I AM ALMOST SURE
HE WILL NOT BE AMUSED...BUT HE WILL
JAM WITH IT...ALSO CHERRY BOMBS ARE
FUN THINGS...THEY CAN BE USED FER
ALMOST ANY KIND OF DESTRUCTION WHICH
INCLUDES BLOWING DOWN HIS FENCE OR
GIVING HIM THE FEELING OF WHAT IT IS
LIKE TO BE WITH OUT A HOT WATER HEATER.
ANOTHER FUN THING IS TO CUT HIS FONE
LINES AND DESTROY HIS LOOSER BBS...
OF COURSE THE LONG DISTANCE ATTACK ON
LEECH'S IS SOMETIME HARDER BUT..IT CAN
ALWAYS BE DONE...CALL ONE OF YOUR
GOOD,BIG PIRATE FRIENDS AND GET YOUR
HATED LEECH HIS OWN 10 MEG CATSEND
WITH ALL THE NEW WAREZ PUT ON THE NEW
WARE KARATEKA //...THERE ARE ALSO THE
WAYS OF USING HIS FONE LINE TO MAKE
LONG DISTANCE KALLS AND HIS CREDIT
CARD NUMBERS ETC...BUT THAT IS FOR THE
OTHER TEXT FILES CONCERNING THOSE
FIELDS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION...
WELL I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR HATED LEECH
AND AT THE END OF THIS FILE I WILL
SHARE A FEW ASSHOLES AND LEECHS AT
THE END OF THIS FILE...PLUS AS A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR THE LOSERS AT THE
END OF THIS FILE THAT ARE POSTED...
CALL ME AT FRANKLIN'S TOWER CATSEND
AND WE CAN START A CONFERENCEN
THE TRACKER'S BILL AND VOTE ON WHO
SHOULD RUN THE HOTLINE FOR YOU GUYS
NAMED ASSHOLE'S ANONYMOUS...
SO GO NAIL YOUR TRUE LEECH'S!
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