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JaNuarY 31 1995 ? ??? ????? ??? ??? ? Written by:
? ??? ? ? ? ?? ??? ? Profezzor Fuze
It'z back!! ??? ? ? ? ? ??? ?? .
A legend in the making!
What'z new? Dark BBz'r died in a car accident. After reading thiz mag a
couple timez, I figured what the hell, he'd want it to keep going! Az you
know, thiz mag ratez and yammerz on about that thing that annoyz uz the mozt
in thiz bbz world: LAMERz!! Their everywhere theze dayz, zometimez even made
up of entire bbz'z! zO, what were gonna add iz a BBz Lamenezz zection...
complete with the zyzop'z lame name. NoTE: Juzt cuz a uzer ratez #1 fer lame-
nezz, doezn't mean that a zyzop of a board ratez #3 iz lezz lame. A zyzop
that runz a lame board iz conzidered az lame az they get! On with the zcene!!
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War3z Take over bbz community, what boardz carry em, and what dont!? Pg.1
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What are todayz bbz'rz looking for, warez!! Everyone'z got em theze
dayz.... even there fucking grandmotherz. We can thank all the warez
mazterz for thiz. DEFINITION! WAREZ MAzTER: Perzon/z who belive that
bbz'ing iz made of pure filez. Anyone who doezn't have *THE* latezt
10 zecond ware, iz lame in there eyez. Known to have more HD zpace
than NAzA itzelf. They love to brag about their JEzUz zYzTEMz. Theze
people really are not lame, but in fact have a zicknezz that iz
conzidered uncurable. According to my ztudiez theze zickening people
are zpreading all acrozz the nation. Alzo in the zcene are
Warez OVERLORDz. DEFINITION! Warez Overlord: Perzon/z who run a board
and accept nothing but the finezt elite peoplez on there board. zame
thing az a Warez Mazter, but worze!! They think they are C00L cuz they
run a board. In reality, they have no life, and zhould be burned at
the ztake!!!
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NEw to the zcene!!!! New lamerz making big dent in zociety! Pg. 2
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Todayz zociety iz growing more and more lamerz in thiz area. I think
we allready know them.. they are all TGP <Held Lamer #1 for 3 monthz
ztraight!!!!!> wannabeez, and actually zTRIVE to get on the lamer
lizt.. or zo it would zeem, eh? Here'z zome new lamerz to watch
out for!!!
#3 NEW Lamer: Dazterdly Vaziline Pete
Yez, you are reading thiz right.. hiz handle zayz it all. We here
at lamer mag have come to the concluzion that he iz indeed gay
<He knowingly admitted it> And iz a clozet caze. He haz a nazty
habit of calling boardz, and acting C00l! Azide from the fact that
he pickz hiz noze, he zhould get a keyboard cover.. or zome kleenex.
#2 NEW Lamer: Dark Rider A.K.a: Butthead
Can you belive thiz guy? He getz hated to death az butthead, changez
hiz handle to Dark Rider, and zignz a Nuw Yuzer Mezzage az BUTTHEAD!!
Of all idiocy, thiz guy ALMOzT made #1. What'z hiz favorite zaying?
"Hey they dark rider guy waz here" Of all annoying zayingz, he inziztz
upon zaying thiz in EVERY mezzage he writez.
And... the #1 NEW Lamer to the zcene...
zANDMAN
We have a NEW TGP!!! Lazt known motive waz to HACK Naza. Thiz waz
admitted by a LAME zyzop Warez OVERLORD himzelf: Wolverine, or iz it
Weazel, or iz it Wezley... he can't zeem to keep a handle for longer
than 1 week. What'll it be next week, Arbuckle!!! More on thiz lamer
later in the mag. Back to zandman. Thiz lamer very zeriouzly wantz
to hack Naza. He claimz to have the # to there. When approached, and
quiryed az to what would happen if they tried to trace the call, he
exclaimed "I'll uze *67, what elze!" Ouch... that'z a large comment.
THen he goez about the zcene, logging onto boardz, trying to get
diverter <get thiz> PROGRAMz. Yez, at lazt, a diverter in .Com format
Can zomeone pleaze give thiz d00d a dive<caugh>rter program like he
azkz... you know, the one named GOLDBUG. Yeah... thatz it...
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More Adventures of Captain /<-Rad! Leeched from another mag, but Pg. 3
it's here due to popular request. Sorry VaS.
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Hey ho, it's Captain /<-RAD!!!! The continuing adventures of the
code kid himself. He's faster than a 300 baud modem! Able to load
windows terminal with the push of a single button! Look, it's TGP,
it's MOUSE, no, it's ***CAPTAIN K-RAD!!!!!!!*** We join our hero
right here in the bbs community!! He's trying to hack a board that
stole his credit card #, and charged 10,000 dollars on his parents
account!! Lets see how far he's gotton
Login: Captain K-RAD
Unknown user, apply as new?
"By letting it sit at this prompt, his board will grow impatient, and
then let me in!!"