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[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=] [-] The Ever Present Leech October 6, 1985 [-] [=] [=] [-] Scribed By => Storm Shadow [-] [=] [=] [-] Call: The Twilight Zone AE Line ... (415) 343-5337 No Password [-] [=] The Assassin's Guild ... (415) 592-9753 RUSH [=] [-] [-] [=] +> Coast to Coast <+ [=] [-] [-] [=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=]-[=] Ha, this is dedicated to all you little losers that happen to be reading this file now. I hate to tell some of you this, but you might be insulted by this file. And by no means is it meant for people who are not decent pirates. But I know that this will not dicourage you losers, so I suppose I will procede... This file is a truthful and fictuous, it compiles some certain things that many people just might say, and some that I have had the pleasure in being there with my Copy Buffer on... {AE Simulation} AE: Dial: 343-5337 Dialing: 343-5337 AE: Waiting for Connect AE: -> Term ENTER YOU NAME: ZAP [The password used to be ZAP, but now it just asks for their name] WELCOME TO AE V2.2A WELCOME TO ... [The welcome file] [+> AE: Chat ON AE: -> Term Hey dude, you were supposed to put your name in. Oh, I was?!??!@??#@????? Sshit I ef cant dkfjsede waht I sd am sd fd typingasdf!2847234!Q*I!#@@!@?!#?!#!@!#!# Try hitting Control Q, and then hit "K"... [A few minutes passes ... ] Hello? Yeah, what took so long? I duno, d00d, what is youra latest warez? Hmm, I think it is The Great American Cross Country Road Race... Gee, thats radez, can I get that from you? Sure, what is your latest? Not much... I have been out of it for a while... Went to Tahoe for a week!!!!!!!! Whatever dude... Oh, I just wanted to tell you that I love to leech things, and I dont upload... Fuck off loser... +>AE: Hang-up (def=n): Y AE: Connection Terminated -> Here is one when I was playing Ultima IV... Ring..... Ring..... SS: Twilight Zone... Loser: Wheres da AE? SS: It's down... Loser: Put it up... I want to use it... SS: I'm using the computer... Loser: So, put it up... I can upload too... SS: What can you upload {Shit what a loser} ? Loser: Karateka III, and Great American Cross Country Road Race II!!!!!! SS: Shut up loser... Click... Ring... SS: Twilight Zone... Loser: Fuck you asshole... SS: Ahh, go beat off with a spoon, that is if you have a dick! Click {Loser hung up this time...} {BBS Simulation} Welcome to Star Fleet Command... Enter Password or 'NONE': ~~~~ {NONE} Welcome to the Star Fleet Command... I would just like to say that if you phreak, hack or anything of the sort, I dont want you on here. My mommy doesn't like things like that. So if you are one of these Losers get lost.. Enter First Name: STORM Last Name: SHADOW Enter you voice phone Number (it will be checked) XXX-XXX-XXXX : 415-343-5337 Enter 4 letters to be used in your password : LOZE Your Password is: 3LOZE ... Announcements: Welcome.. The system has now been up for 6 months, we now have 6 users, lets get some messages... System is getting better every day! +>AE: Hang-up (def=n) : y AE: Connection Terminated {AE Simuation} Enter your name: Doctor Disks ... [+>Paging Sysop now 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 AE: Chat ON AE: -> Term Hello? Hi this is doctor disks, do you have Fireworks Construction Set for the Commodore? No, I have an apple... This isn't a Commodore line??? Get a commodore fool, they whip apples you loser! Get off it loze, go be Commie Bob! Whoze Commie Bob? You, fag! Your an asshole Oh yeah MR. Dannie Wu 579-7308... I am not Dannie Wu... Go fuck you little Brother Willie... I dont have a brother... Shut-up, say hi to bu-fu bro for me! Fuck you... [Click, he hung up!] {One day ...} God: Hey leech! Leech: Whoze that? God: It's me, God... You really should stop beating off in the shower, you know that every time it rains you get a hard on! Leech: No I dont! God: Dont argue with me loser, I'm God! Leech: So? God: That means... Use you dick for what it's for, fucking your girlfriend, but beating off! Leech: Yuk, I hate girls... God: Shit man! Leech: Girls have Cudiez! God: I have created a problem! ... Oh well, that is all I have for right now, as soon as I get more, I will write another file.. -Have you killed a leech today? Crank some of these Ever Present Leeches: Space Ace (Jason Sills) ... 348-8334 ... 348-3165 Doctor Disks (Dannie Wu) ... 579-7308 Pirates Disks (Willie Wu) ... 579-7308 The Minute Man (Tim Arthur) ... 574-3610 (>