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[-]   The Ever Present Leech                              October 6, 1985   [-]

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[-]                        Scribed By => Storm Shadow                       [-]

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[-]  Call: The Twilight Zone AE Line       ... (415) 343-5337 No Password   [-]

[=]        The Assassin's Guild            ... (415) 592-9753 RUSH          [=]

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[=]                           +> Coast to Coast <+                          [=]

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Ha, this is dedicated to all you little losers that happen to be reading this file now.  I hate to tell some of you this, but you might be insulted by this file.  And by no means is it meant for people who are not decent pirates.  But I know that this will not dicourage you losers, so I suppose I will procede...



This file is a truthful and fictuous, it compiles some certain things that many people just might say, and some that I have had the pleasure in being there with my Copy Buffer on...



{AE Simulation}



AE: Dial: 343-5337

Dialing: 343-5337

AE: Waiting for Connect



AE: -> Term

ENTER YOU NAME: ZAP [The password used to be ZAP, but now it just asks for

                     their name]



        WELCOME TO AE V2.2A



 WELCOME TO ... [The welcome file]



[+>

AE: Chat ON

AE: -> Term



Hey dude, you were supposed to put your name in.



Oh, I was?!??!@??#@????? Sshit I ef cant dkfjsede waht I sd am sd fd typingasdf!2847234!Q*I!#@@!@?!#?!#!@!#!#



Try hitting Control Q, and then hit "K"...



[A few minutes passes ... ]



Hello?



Yeah, what took so long?



I duno, d00d, what is youra latest warez?



Hmm, I think it is The Great American Cross Country Road Race...



Gee, thats radez, can I get that from you?



Sure, what is your latest?



Not much... I have been out of it for a while... Went to Tahoe for a week!!!!!!!!



Whatever dude...



Oh, I just wanted to tell you that I love to leech things, and I dont upload...



Fuck off loser...



+>AE: Hang-up (def=n): Y

AE: Connection Terminated

->



Here is one when I was playing Ultima IV...



Ring..... Ring.....



SS: Twilight Zone...



Loser: Wheres da AE?



SS: It's down...



Loser: Put it up... I want to use it...



SS: I'm using the computer...



Loser: So, put it up... I can upload too...



SS: What can you upload {Shit what a loser} ?



Loser: Karateka III, and Great American Cross Country Road Race II!!!!!!



SS: Shut up loser...



Click...



Ring...



SS: Twilight Zone...



Loser: Fuck you asshole...



SS: Ahh, go beat off with a spoon, that is if you have a dick!



Click {Loser hung up this time...}



{BBS Simulation}



Welcome to Star Fleet Command...



Enter Password or 'NONE': ~~~~ {NONE}



Welcome to the Star Fleet Command... I would just like to say that if you phreak, hack or anything of the sort, I dont want you on here.  My mommy doesn't like things like that.  So if you are one of these Losers get lost..



Enter First Name: STORM

       Last Name: SHADOW



Enter you voice phone Number (it will be checked)

XXX-XXX-XXXX : 415-343-5337



Enter 4 letters to be used in your password : LOZE



Your Password is: 3LOZE



...



Announcements:



Welcome.. The system has now been up for 6 months, we now have 6 users, lets get some messages... System is getting better every day!



+>AE: Hang-up (def=n) : y

AE: Connection Terminated



{AE Simuation}



Enter your name: Doctor Disks



...



[+>Paging Sysop now 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9



AE: Chat ON

AE: -> Term



Hello?



Hi this is doctor disks, do you have Fireworks Construction Set for the Commodore?



No, I have an apple...



This isn't a Commodore line??? Get a commodore fool, they whip apples you loser!



Get off it loze, go be Commie Bob!



Whoze Commie Bob?



You, fag!



Your an asshole



Oh yeah MR. Dannie Wu 579-7308...



I am not Dannie Wu...



Go fuck you little Brother Willie...



I dont have a brother...



Shut-up, say hi to bu-fu bro for me!



Fuck you... [Click, he hung up!]



{One day ...}



God: Hey leech!



Leech: Whoze that?



God: It's me, God... You really should stop beating off in the shower, you know that every time it rains you get a hard on!



Leech: No I dont!



God: Dont argue with me loser, I'm God!



Leech: So?



God: That means... Use you dick for what it's for, fucking your girlfriend, but beating off!



Leech: Yuk, I hate girls...



God: Shit man!



Leech: Girls have Cudiez!



God: I have created a problem!



...



Oh well, that is all I have for right now, as soon as I get more, I will write another file..



-Have you killed a leech today?



Crank some of these Ever Present Leeches:



Space Ace (Jason Sills) ... 348-8334 ... 348-3165

Doctor Disks (Dannie Wu) ... 579-7308

Pirates Disks (Willie Wu) ... 579-7308

The Minute Man (Tim Arthur) ... 574-3610



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