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10 Date: Mar 18/86  Time: 5:22 Pm
Subject: having disc drive problems?
   From: JASON HARLOW

There are many ways to get rid of any problems you may have with your disc
drive. Here are a few:

  - Throw it off a cliff

  - Hit it with a sledgehammer

  - Send it up in the Space Shuttle

  - Insert dynamite in drive 1

  - Run it over with a bus

  - Feed it a can of Cherry Pepsi daily

  - Put it in front of a herd of stampeding buffalo

  - Put it in a barrel and send over Niagra falls

  - Send it in the mail to the looney bin

  - Stick it in the oven at 500 degrees for 10 minutes, or until it is well
    done

  - Rub it with a dead fish and feed it to your dog

  - Send it to "Time Magazine" and have them give it away with your next paid
    subscription

  - Feed it Starkist tuna

  - Make it eat at McDonalds 43 times in 
    a month





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