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Upload by Kevin Green.... [LUCIFER] on Apple/Boston BBS 617-275-9422 Re-created from Boston Univ. computer network I take no credit for creation I take no responsibilty for what does or doesn't offend I only provide this file for your perusal //CREATION JOB (0000,EARTH),'GOD',PRTY=13,RESTART=EDEN,TIME=1440 //* /*SETUP DISK=PRIMAL //* //JOBLIB DD DDN=UNIVERSE,DISP=(OLD,KEEP) //* //* FOR EXTENDED DOCUMENTATION ON THIS JOB REFER TO MEMBER //* BOOK.ONE,CHAPTER ONE OF SYSDOC FILE WORD.OF.GOD //* TAMPER WITH THIS JOB AT YOUR OWN EXTREME RISK! //* //DAYONE EXEC PGM=IEBGENER //VOID DD DSN=CHAOS //DAY DD DSN=LIGHT //NIGHT DD DSN=DARKNESS //SYSIN DD * LET THERE BE LIGHT, AND LET THERE DARKNESS BE A SEPERATE DATASET! /* //DAYTWO EXEC PGM=SORT //FIRM DD DSN=HEAVEN,DCB=DSORG=PO //WATERS1 DD DSN=HEAVEN(ABOVE) //WATERS2 DD DSN=HEAVEN(BELOW) //SYSIN DD * LET THE FIRMAMENT, CALLED HEAVEN, PARTITION THE WATERS! /* //DAYTHREE EXEC PGM=MERGE //MERGEIN DD DSN=BELOW //MERGEOUT DD DSN=DRY.LAND //EARTH DD DSN=DRY.LANE //BELOW DD DSN=SEAS //FLORA DD DSN=GRASSES.HERBES // DD DSN=FRUIT.TREES //SYSIN DD * SET THE EART CONCATENATE GRASS AND TREES /* //DAYFOUR EXEC PGM=IEBUPDTE //SUN DD DSN=LIGHT //MOON DD DSN=LIGHT //STARS DD DSN=LIGHT //SYSIN SS * LET THERE BE PANEL LIGHTS TO INDICATE THE STATUS OF THE UNIVERSE! /* //DAYFIVE EXEC PGM=IEHMOVE //WHALES DD DSN=MOVING.CREATURE //FOWL DD DSN=MOVING.CREATURE //SYSIN DD * BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY UNTIL OVERFLOW! /* //DAYSIX EXEC PGM=IEBCOPY //MAN DD DSN=GOD.IMAGE //MALE DD DSN=MAN(ADAM) //FEMALE DD DSN=MAN(EVE) //SYSABEND DD DSN=ETERNAL.HELL //SYSIN DD * ALL THE DATASETS NOW EXIST. LET MAN TEND THE CONSOLE AND REPLENISH THE LINE PRINTER AND KEEP HIS MITTS OUT OF THE MICROCODE! /* //DAYSEVEN EXEC PGM=ENTROPY,COND=((IT IS GOOD,DAYSIX),ONLY) //TIME DD DSN=ETERNITY //SYSIND DD * NOW LET THE SYSTEM RUN, THE PANEL LIGHTS TWINKLE, AND THE DISKS FILL WITH DATA! /* //