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                  ...:::///  CLASSIC COWS  \\\:::...

             Part 1 of the 2-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                  ________________________
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   ( A real COWlector's Item! )
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1990 ISSUE! *
 / |     ||

   ~~    ~~             Please send your submissions to:
     Cow                ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET

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  ______________
  |   E.T.'S   |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  |    USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
  |    COWS    |     /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
  |____________|   / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
        ||        *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
        ||           ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
  ______||_______
  | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
        ||           /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
        ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
        ||         *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
        ||            ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~

-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||

   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk     after milking      cow with milk

         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O

   ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~     ~
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull



         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||

\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
    on grass         on cow

          (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
          (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
 * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
 ooo~~    ~~    ooooooooooooooooo     ~~    ~~         ~~
  Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
    a shit            shit             kicked out of her


         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .

   ~~    ~~

Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/

   ~~    ~~                 vv    vv                (~~)

American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow



         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||

   ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~

Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||

   ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~

Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms


                                         /\                  __
                                        /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously
       to Ceasar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer


                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ~~    ~~                    ~~      ~~
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle


             (__)                   (__)
             [##]                   (@o)
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
       ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~                ~~    ~
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


                    (____)             (____)                           (____)
                    (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
         /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
        / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ~~~~     ~~~~
     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                           legs or eight

                         (__)
         (__)            (oo)         (__)
         (oo)            /\/          (oo)
  /-------\/         /--/--            \/-----
 / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.

   OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO

 Cow-vertible      .     .     .


                              (__)

  \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)
   \.----( oo____         \.-/----._____          \.( oo___\____
    ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \
    OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO

                    Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)


  *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)
   \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo)
    \-------\ /       \-------\ /          /-------\/        ________
     |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______
     ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --
     ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~             ~~    ~
               Twins                         Cow Catcher

                             (__)
         (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)
         (oo)              <=|~~|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)
  /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/
 / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||

   ~~    ~~      *  ||------||          ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~
                    ~~      ~~
 Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird
     Cow                Cow


         (~~) (              (oo)                        (__)
         (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)
  /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||
 / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/

   ~~    ~~            ~~    ~                    ~~    ~~
   Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's
     cow                  cow                        cow
                                          (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
                                               Use your imagination.)


               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty



                        (__)                        (__)
                ~~      (oo)                        (--)
            ~~~~ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
         ~~~~~  / |     ||                        /|    |\
       ~~~~~   *  ||----||                       ~ |    | ~
    ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====                     |    |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~/                                     /----\
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                /    \ \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~               ~      * ~
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)


               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Cow trying out for a part
              in the new JAWS movie

        *                                                 (__)
         \                                                (DD)
          \                                        /-------\/
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ~~    ~
         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
          ~~ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
           \\ ||
            \\||
             \||
              ~~                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||~_|
       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ~~    ~
     /--UU--\/        (____________)
    / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
   *  ||---||

   (New) Jersey Cow


                       O O                 O O
                        \ \               / /
                         \ \          (__) /
          (__)            \ \         (xx)/
          (DD)             \ +--------+\//
   /-------\/               \|        | /
  / |     ||                 +--------+
 *  ||----||
    ~~    ~~
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"


           o==+--
           |  |\ \
           |  | \ \    ____________________
           |   \ \ \   |                  |
           |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |
           |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |
           |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |
           |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |
           |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |
         /---\       \ |  +------------+  |
        /     \       \|                  |
        |     |        |                  |
        \     /        |                  |
         \---/         |                  |
                       |                  |
                    --------------------------
                   (                          )
                    --------------------------

                  Cow-struction worker.

                                               |
                                             /---\
                                             : = :
                                             :   :
                           :,','. '.         :   :---\
              ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :

            Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.


         o  o
         |__|             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||

   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
 male relative     cow              cow            cow
 cow
                       x
                   xxxx|xxxx
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                       |
                      //
                (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
         /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
        / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
          ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~       ~~    ~~
     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows


                            o        o             (__)    ~
                             \      /              (oo)   /
                              \    /           _____\/___/
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ~  /  * /
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
     ~~      ~~         ||-----||            /   /
                        ~~     ~~           ~    ~

    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

            o
            | [---]
            |   |
            |   |                              |------========|
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
    |               |        *  ||------||-----~
    -----------------           ||      |      |
      /    /  \   \             ~~      ~      |
     /     ----    \
      ~~         ~~           This cow jumped over the Moon


                (__)
               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
               __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
              /\    \__                                 ~  :..("")
             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
            /----~/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                 /======   \/            =======/==============//
              *_/ /    \   /~              //  /              \\
                 /      \ ~               //                   \\

                     Psycowlogist and patient


                                               (___)
          \~~~~~~~~\   (__)                    (o o)
           \~~~~~~~~\\ (oo)                     \ /
        *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
      ~_______/   ---  \______~              // -----\
     ~--------\   \S/  /\_____~              \\/_~{} /==V===[]
               \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                \__/
   It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
    It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                                //   //
                                                ~~    ~~


                                          ==================
 _____________________________            H                H
 |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
 |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
 |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
 |             | o           |            H~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H       ||
 |             | ~           |            H                H       ||
 |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
 |             |             |            H                H       ||
 |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ~~~~~~~
 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard


     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
 ( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
    ``'---------~~
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie


                   \  |  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |~~~~~~| |      | |  || | |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |~~~~~~| |      | |  || | |
~~~|    (~~~~~) |~~~~~#~| H  |_ |~|  | |||| | |~~~~~~|         |
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ~~~~~~    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
        `v'-                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~      | ||||||| |
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
             / |     ||        ||_______| \
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
               ~~    ~~        ~~      ~~

                        "Cow Town"


              \ (__)                       (__)
              \\(oo)                       (\/)
         /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
        / |    (##)                / |     ||
       *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
          ~~    ~~                   ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||

   ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~

Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love


         (__)                                              (__)
         (oo)                                              (oo)
  /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
 / |'''''||                            / |                 ||

   ~~    ~~                              ~~                ~~
 Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                         *
                      **   **
                 * **  * * *  **
                *   /  /   \ *  *
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ~~     ~~
         /  /     ~~    ~~    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                 Cow in Heat


           (___)
           (o o)
     /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
    /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
   |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  | ||   *||~-----||                  *  OO----OO
  *  ~~   ~~      ~~
    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow


         (__)                 \__\                 (__)
         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
 / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||

   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow


                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
 / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||

   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow


         ____
        (____)
                               .xxxx.
         (__)                  '(oo)`
         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  /-------\/            / |    |============>
 / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)

   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
   holy cow            armed and dangerous


         (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O

   ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~
    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull


           (---)
           (   )
          /-----\                          (___)
          |     |                          (o o)
          |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
          |  |  |                  /  / \    O
          |  *  |                 *  | O |
          ~~   ~~                    -----
          Coward                  Phone Bull


                  __________________________
         }__{    / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
         (00)   ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU )
  :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'
 : #     ##
   ##****##
   ""    ""


 |    |                              |    |           *
 |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
 |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
 |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
 |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
 |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
 |    \______~~____~~___             |    \_________________
 |     _________________             |     _________________
 |    /                              |    /
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
/      \                            /      \

Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.


 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    \_________________
 |     _________________
 |    /
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |                                (__)
 |    |                      *---------(..)
/      \                        ~~----~~\/

The attempt results in an udder disaster.


  .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
        .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
             /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
            /      \              *        :        * ||____||
            | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
     .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
          / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
      / USA | ~||~ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
     |______|  ~~  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
    .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
            !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                           :          ~~    ~~
  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow


                          ...---...
                       ../  / | \  \..
                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                   \          |          /
                    \         |         /
                     \        |        /
                      \       |       /
                       \      |      /
                        \     |     /
                         \    |    /
                          \   |   /
                           \  |  /
                            \ | /(__)
                             \|/ (oo)
                          /---++--\/
                         / |  || ||
                        *  ||-++-||
                           ~~    ~~

               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron


              ..---..                             (__)
             /       \                            (oo)
             |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
             |       |                    / |     ||
             |       |                   *  ||----||
             |       |                      ~~    ~~
             |       |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////

            Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???


                     (__)
                     (oo)
        /---+      +--\/
       / |  |      | ||
      *  ||-+      +-||
         ~~          ~~                             *

   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow



                                    (__)
                                    (oo)
                             /-------\/
                            / |     ||
                           *  ||----||
                              ~~    ~~
                             (__)  (__)
                             (oo)  (oo)
                      /-------\/    \/-------\
                     / |     || -~~- ||     | \
                    *  ||----   -~~-       ||  *
                       ~~                  ~~
                      (__)                (__)
                      (oo)                (oo)
               /-------\/                  \/-------\
              / |     ||                    ||     | \
             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                ~~    ~~                    ~~    ~~
                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows



                    (__)                       _--------_
                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
            / | 007 ||                         __________
           *  ||----||                        |_        _|
              ~~    ~~                          --------
       Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow


   The cow that didn't jump
   over the moon.
   ------------------------         !
                                    !
                                    ~
                                   / \              Hey diddle diddle
                                  /___\             The cat and the fiddle
                                 |=   =|            The cow blew up on the
                                 |     |                         launch pad...
                                 |     |
   ROCKET,                       |     |
   TAKING OFF                    |     |
   TOTALLY             \\        |     |
   OBLIVIOUS TO    ||||||>       |     |
   THE FACT THAT       //        |     |
   THERE IS A                    |     |
   COW ON THE                    |     |
   LAUNCH PAD                   /|##!##|\
                               / |##!##| \
                              /  |##!##|  \
                             |  / ~ | ~ \  |
                             | /  ( | )  \ |
                             |/   ( | )   \|
                                 ((   ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                 ((   ))
                                  (( ))
                                   ( )
                                    .                         *
                                    .
                                           _           _           *
                                     *     \\ *=      //
       COW BLOWING      \\                  \\    =* //
       UP,ON THE   ||||||>>       *     *                ( __ )
       LAUNCH PAD       //                     * * *  . _ (oo)          *
                                   // *= *=   * BOOM *     ()
                                  //   *=      * * *           ==* \\
               ________________________________________________ = * \\
                ==============================================
               //        //           !!           \\        \\
              //        //            ||            \\        \\


                                                     (__)
                                                     (oo)
                                                    /'~~~-m
            (__)                                   / '' ` )
            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
          /  _\===~   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
     *        ~ ~                                 *  ww ww

            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula


 ____             ____                                |+++++|
|++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
|++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
|++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
|    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
-----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
 o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
 |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
 |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  -|_  \_|-_|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 0     _|  *  \/  *
     \  |  __________________________________/
     |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
    / /  \ \
    ~~~   ~~~                                      Who you gonna call...?


        (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
        (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||


Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter



 \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
 //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
 ~ ~~    ~~ ~       ~        ~            ~  ~               ~     ~
Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking


          (__)
          (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
           \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
       ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
        //--------/            ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
       //__                      Cow             Cow pooing
       Cow marching            standing


   Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
   (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
   ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ~  _/\ /\_  ~
   /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(___)
(  OO
 \_ | - Add your cows to the official COWlection!
   \O   Send your cows to: ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU


(___)
(  --
 \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
   \O


                                    ______
         (__)                       |    |                   (__)
         (oo)                       |    |                   ($)
      ----\/                  /-----~~~~~~            /-------\/
         ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
      ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
         ~~                    ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
 Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Acowntant


          (___)            (___)             (___)
          (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
           \ /              \ /               \ /
        __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
       /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
       \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/

                        Cowed Forces
             \ _ /
            - ( ) -                          /\
             / " \                         /|  |   (__)
             (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
     ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
    /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
   / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
  *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
     ~~      ~~
 Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice


           )    (                         _
           (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
          / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
          (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
           (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
  /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
 / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I

   ~~    ~~
     Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo

      ______________________            _______________________
      |                    |            |                     |
      |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
      |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
      |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
      |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
      |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
      |      ~~    ~~      |            |  ~~             ~~  |
      |--------------------|            |---------------------|
            Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1

                  (__)                                   (__)
                  (oo)                                   (oo)
     ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
    /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
    |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
    |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|~~      ~/|___||
    |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/

    Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989


       ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
     /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
     |                \/                ||                       \/
    _|_                                _||                       ||
   /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
  (   )                              (   )|                      ||
   | |________________________________| | |                      ||
   \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
    []               []               []                / |     ||
                                                       *  ||----||
                    COW-CH                                ~~    ~~
                                                          Cowraffe

                                              *      *
                                               \    /
                                                \  /
       /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\                 \/
     /   (__)                   \           +----------+
    |    (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~\       |          |          |
   |~~~|  \/. \\       // \_* |~~~|         |          |
   |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
   |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
   |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
    ~||~                      ~||~           ||      ||

                         "COWCH POTATO"
                                                 +------------+         +
                                                 | B A T E S  |  (__)   o
                       |    (0x)   (       )     |C O R R A L |  (**)  /|
----------             |     \/    (       )     +------------+  \==/ / |
|\         \                        W------       |          |   (  )   v
|  ----------          *----   ====;                            (    )
|  |  (__)  |           \           /                           (    )
\  |  (oo)  |            \          |                           (    )
 \ |   \/   |              \+       |                           (    )
   ----------                       +                           (    )
    Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM!                             |  |
                                                                 o  o
                                                    Psycho Cow (with knife)
         (__)
         (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
  /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ~                ~  /|
 / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ~      ~     ~ / |

   ~~    ~~                                       |(oo\   ~           /oo)|
 The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ~  ~  / \/ |
                                                  |(__) \           / (__)|
                \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ~     ~ /_)(oo)|
                 \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
                 /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ~  / \/   /
      Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
      trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \~/  (oo)/
              / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
          ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
             \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
              \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
               \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
                \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
                 \/___________\/                             \:/
                 /             \
                /               \

          (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
          (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
  /--------\/         /~~~~~~~\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/
./ |        |       ./ {~)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
   |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
   | |    | |          ~~     ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
   ~~    ~~
cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
  loss program         the program            Cow               Cow


                              (___)
                              (  OO
  ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
 |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
 |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
 |                              |                  |                   |
 |                              |   (__)           |                   |
 |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
 |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
 |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
 |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
 |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
 |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
 |                                                                     |
 |                                                                     |
  (                                    ______                         )
   (                                  /      \                       )
     (                               /        \                    )
        (                            |        |                 )
           |                         |        |              |
           |                         |        |              |
           |_________________________|________|______________|
  \ \
   \ \
    \ \
     \ \   (__)
      \ \  (oo)                                                 /
   /---\----\/                                                 /
  / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
 *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
    ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
            ~~       ~~                       |        \===/>
             \\_____//                        | /______/  /
             ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________
             /\------\                          ~  ~    /
            (oo)      \                                /
            (--)       *                              /

Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking

          ______________________
         |                      |\
         |       (__)           | |
         |       (oo)           | |
         |        \/            | |
         |       / \ \          | |
        /////////   \_ \_///////  |
         |     |     /          | |                           (__)
         |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
         |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
         | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
   _______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____

                cow-lliope in the circus parade

      *
       \
    w   \    w                                        (__)
    \\  /\  //                                        (oo)
     \\/  \//                                          \/
      |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<
      |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \
      \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<
      //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v
      ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |
      ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(~~)/
     /~~  ~~\                  /----\                 |  |
   / ======== \               /      \                |  |
  /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \
 |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |
  \            /               ||  ||                ~  / ~
   \ ======== /                ~~  ~~                  *
     \ _____ /
Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus


             (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
             (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ~     mooing
      /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
     / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
    *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
       ~~    ~       ||                  ||              |    ||
       Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
                                                          |  |
                                                          ~  ~
         (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
         (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
  /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
 / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \

   ~~    ~~   -- ~  ~   ~  ~ --   ~~    ~~            (__)
          A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
                                                     / \/       ____________
                                                    /   \===~__|            |
                ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
          (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
          (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
   /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I~ ~   |            |
  / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
 *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
    ~~    ~~    ----------------------
           Just a humble cownoisseur


    (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
    (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
     \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
        \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
                     \/
                         a cownfluence

                                                  _______
            (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
            (oo)  |                              |___|___|
          ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
         |  |  |                                 |       |
         |  |  |                                 |_______|
       >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
        *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
            /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
           /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
           ~     ~                   ~~    ~~    |_______|   \/
        Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow

                 _
        ________|@|________
         |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
         |---------------|                   (~\/~)              \(:)/
         |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
         ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
         ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
         ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ~ ||----||
         |  ___  |    |  |               ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
         | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
         | _____ |     (__)
         ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
         ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
         ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
         ||_____||______\|
         |_______|_______|
                                                              ----------------
     a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
                                                 ( ----0      ----------------
                  (___)                          _\/_
                  |===|                         /oooo\---O
           ________\_/                         /oooooo\
          | |        |                        /oooooooo\
          # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\
            ||      ||                      /____________\
            ~~      ~~
             RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow

   __________________        ___________________        ___________________
  /ine McBovine McBov\      /McCow McCow McCow M\      /ttle McCattle McCat\
 /cBovine McBovine McB\    /Cow McCow McCow McCow\    /e McCattle McCattle M\
------------------------  -------------------------  -------------------------
 \ovine McBovine McBov/    \McCow McCow McCow McC/    \attle McCattle McCatt/
  \McBovine McBovine /      \w McCow McCow McCow/      \ McCattle McCattle /
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                            Ronald McDonald's Cows

                           @ @
                            @@@ @
                              @@ @
               Pffii           @@@@ @@
         ___________D           @@@@@@
        |________  |            _______
         (__)   | /             \     /
         ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
         /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
       _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
      |       ___/-----------------_| (__)
      |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)
      |     /     \     |     |       |\/
      |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
      |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
           \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
    ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____

                  Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow

                                              o         _____________
                                              /\       /             \
                                             [__]     ( take off, eh! )
     __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/
       \/----///\                     /-------\/
     */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|
              (  )                  *  ||----|   U
                                       ~~    ~
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow


     o          o               o              o             o       o
o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
    o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
	  O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
         (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
  /------$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     $$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||

   ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
   Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry

                                        ___
                                      _/...\  *==\        ________________
      __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
     /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
    / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
   *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
      |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
                                    || --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
                                   |  |_     |  |_
          /\                       |____|    |____|
         / O\                         Santa Cows
        / ,  \
       /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
       -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
       /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
      /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
     / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
     -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
     /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
    /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
   /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
  /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
  ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
          ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
          ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
  Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
                                 ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
                                      Christmas Cowols

                               O
                                   O  O  O
                                            O                    *
           Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
                        _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
                       /______________________________\       /|o|||\
     ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
      ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
         ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
   /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
  / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
 *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


  |----------------------|                         /\
  |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
  |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
  |                      |                /            \ \
  |                      |          ----------------------------
  |______________________|
                                              \/
  |----------------------|                  o-@@
  |______________________|
                                       Minimalist Dead Cow
   ----------------------
      Mark Rothko Cow
                                                     /=`=~~~#&@~@&)|||><<><><>
                                                     \|}}{}{}{() (&)  ~~~~#***
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |     #\**~~//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |     \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |     |@#)@(&*)($*I!?{body}gt;@$|$|$|$
------------------------------------------------
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |        Jackson Pollock cow
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         ____________________
------------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |
------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ~~    ~~     |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow       |
------------------------------------------------         --------------------
              Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow


            oo                    --
                                                           \/


       cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow


                     II
      ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
  ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
 |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
 | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
 | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
 |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
 | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
 \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
 (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
     (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
                              II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-

               What cows think when people MOO at them


           /\\   ~                 (__)                          (__)
          /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
     _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
    / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
      | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
      ~/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
      |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
      |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
      |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
          ~  *~                   ||_  ||_                         (_)

cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.


            (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
    !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
   !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
  !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
  *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
     ~~     ~~                   ~~     ~~                ~~       ~~
Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow


                            (__)                            (__)
                            (oo)                            (oo)
            /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
          / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
        /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
       *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
            ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
             (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ~---------~
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ~~        ~~                       ~~       ~~
              "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"

   /\
  /  \         __                           ________   ------
 DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
  MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
   \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |~~ *|
      / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
     *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
        ~~ ///~~     \===/              ~~    ~~
       Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege


         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/                           #         #
 / |     ||                            \\       //

   ~~    ~~ \                            \ --- /
             \                           |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          / \_/  \        (__)
              |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
              |                        //        \\       /\
  ___________\|/___________
        Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party


         ___--------___             ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        / .    .   .   \            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~
   || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
       \___ .    .  ___/            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
           ---------                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis


        ___________________________
       | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
       | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
_______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
|                                         |              |     ||
|   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
|___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
    |___|                        |___|
              Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow

                             __               o oo o
                            (__)               \||/
                            (__)               (__)              (___)
     (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
     (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$\ /
    ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$|O
     |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
     ~  ~             ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~
   Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow

                                                                      (       )
              (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
              (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
  /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
 / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||

   ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
   ~~         ~~           #  # ~#  #  #~~#  #              ~~           ~~
  Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows


           (__)                                     (__)
         /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______
        |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
        |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
        |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
     *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
      \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
       \|________|                         *____/|________|

             CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter



             (__)                                   (__)
           /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
          |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
          |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
          |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
          |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
          |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
    *____/|________|                            \|________|

    CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler


      \\                                    \\
       \\                                    \\
       / \                                   / \
      /   \                                 /   \
      \    \                                \    \
       \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
     *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
       /    / \/                           o /    / \/
      /    /                                /    /
      \   /                             o   \   /
       \ /                                   \ /
       //                                    //
      //                               o    //

  B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run


  ___
 /   \       (    )   Happy
|     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
|      |      \  /__                         (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
|Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
|   |        |   / /                   |     ~~            / |     ||
o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
                                       ~~                    ~~    ~~
 Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow


                      (__)                 +=============================+
                      (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
       ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
    __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
   /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
|[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
    |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
     \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
       ---                ---
             COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars

                 __ _________                           __ _________
                (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
                /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
               (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
                \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
                 (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
                  (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
                       o                                      o
                      o                                      o
                    o                                      o
                (__)                                   (__)
           /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
       *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
     |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//
            ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
       Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage


            (__)      o   o               *        (__)
            (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
     /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
    / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
   *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
      ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
  Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
                                     the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.

                __//     \__                                  |\__|\
        /~~~)~~/   )     (   \~~(~~~\                         | 00 |
       /(    _(  ~/       \~  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
      /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /
     /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/
    (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )
    /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |
   / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------
 *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||
      \_                           _//                        nn  nn
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~           Cow after learning that
                                                      the vice president has a
(__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does
(oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)
 \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,
                                                                (+o)
(__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'
(oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \
 \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o
                                                      ==        ==    --
           Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey


                                                               /.
                                                         moo  /`'\  .
             (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
             (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
      /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
     / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
    *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.
-------~~----~~-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
                    \                         /       /         /
                          Ech-cow   (echo)

                 ________________                  (__)
         ~__~   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
         (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//
  /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____
 / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW

   ~~    ~~                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \
Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/

      *             .                 .    ,
           .           .     *        .      .
                     .                                 *
          \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
        -   *   -                (       .      |
      .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
         .                       / \\        ,      |
        ,      *         *      /   /\\
                   .           /\\ /       .           .
          *           .       /   \\             .         .
    _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
     |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
       .    ,     .         .            .  *          .

                           The Milky Way


                      \  /         ________________________________
                       \/         /                                \
               (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
               (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
               _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
         *    (    ) //       O
          \  (\\    //       o
           \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
            (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
  ___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
 |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)
 \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/
     |||      || //||     |||
     |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /~~~~~\
      ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /
                 . .                                    (  ~  ) __/______/
                '.'.`                                    \_O_/
             COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow


   (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
          (           -                        -               |  =s
O                               |            *
                  |           O        \      \       -  |
             |                                   \               |
        -                    -                |

)
       Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.


                                      (__)                ---_
(__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \
(xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)
 \/ /-\___________\--\        / |     |                *  ||\     (oo)
                             *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/
       Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)


                                 (__)
                                 (oo)
                                  \/                             \___/
                           /     / \\                            (0 0)
                                /   /\\                           \ /
                               /\\ /                               v
                    /         /   \\                               |
                             /                             <-------|------->
                       /    *                                      |
                 |\                                                |
           /     |  \         /                                  __|__
                 \\   \                                          \/ \/
           /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
      /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
            /          \\                                        __|__
               /      \\                                         \   /
 /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
            /                \\                                  | V |
        /         /            \\                                |   |
              /                  \\                              |   |
                   /               \\                            W   W
                                     \\
       ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
       ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
        O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
                   The dreaded cowtapult


    (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
    (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
    (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
   | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
   |  |             ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
                                  (___)               ~~~    ~~~
Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
 FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake


          ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
         ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
   _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
  /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \
 / ||____| \/~   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *

   ~~    ~                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
     "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)


                       ______________________________________________________
                      |                                                      |
             _______  |                                                      |
            / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
           / /(__) || |                                                      |
  ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
 |         |-------|| |                                                      |
(|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
 |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
/| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
\|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
   | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
    \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/

                           "The Moo-vers are here!"


         -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
  *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)
  -   \------\/             \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/
---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
  -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
      oo    oo               ~~           ~~           ~~           ~~    ~~

     Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise


         -------------/
                     /
                    /
                   /
                 /
                /
               /                                 (__)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)

                                                     \    /          ____
         |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
         (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
  /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
 / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/

   ~~    ~               --     --             --    --            Milkael
Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev


                        (*)                  (*)
   (__)                  ~                    ~                (__)
   (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
   [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
\ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
 ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||
 ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
 ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
 |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
 |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
 =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
                   cows having candlelight dinner

                                         (___)
                                         (o o)
    ( ** )                              __\_/__
    |e  e|                             //~~*~~\                  \___/
     \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
      OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
        |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
       /****************    *          "|_____|"
      //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
     ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
     ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
     v|    v|     v| v|                   ~ ~
        Haute Cowture                    COWNT

                                        |\
                                        |[]         |\
                                   (__) |           |[]         |\
                                   (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\
  *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
  |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
  |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |
   \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|
  _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
  -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
   \_/     \_/                     o           |===========|                |
-----------------                              o           |================|
    Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o


      ______________________________
     /                              \
    (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
     \________________  ____________/
                      ) )                                            ()
               (__)   //                                            (  )
         (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
        /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
  /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
 / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||

   ~~    ~~                        ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
     Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi

                                                  (__)                  |====|
  /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \oo/
 / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\/

   ~~    ~~                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
                                           ___/  ___/              ~~    ~~
        Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
(with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)


           /\                                               __
          {__}                                            _[__]_
          (oo)                                            /(oo)\
   /-------\/                                       /------@\/@
  / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
 *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
    ~~    ~~                                         ~~    ~~
   Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow

  _____          _________________
 /     \        /                 \
( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
 \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)
   ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
    \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\
      \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\
           (oo)                 \/-------*               ~ (    ) ~
    /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )
   / |     ||                    ||----||   \              /----\
  *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \
     ~~    ~~                                            ~      * ~
  COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga

                                                         ~~    ~~
                                  O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
                                  |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||
            (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\
                                  |\/| O | ||                  (oo)
                                  |  |   | ||                  (  )
                                     / v-' ||                   ><
                                 /==========|                  (  )
                                //         ||                  (oo)
  ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/
 * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||
vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
                                                         ~~    ~~
                    COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule

                                 (__)                 (__)
        ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
         ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
         (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
  /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
 / |     ||                ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~

   ~~    ~~              as ghost            as Frankenstein
Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween


         (__)                                |\/|               (__)
         (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
   __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/
 / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||

   ~~    ~~                            ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
 Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
 (very handy)    portable COW