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Disclaimer:
I am not always right. Don't believe everything I say.
Well, I FINALLY got around to writing this ZANphile. And well, I
should bitch about like a thousand things, so let's address each
subject one by one.
HST vs. 2400
Of course HSTs are fucking better than 2400s. What the hell do
you think I am? Well, contrary to poular belief almost all HST
owners think that 2400 baud people do not know that HSTs are
better. Look at it this way. Everybody with an HST is always
bitching about and acting as if HSTs are the key to the world
and they talk to 2400ers. "Bow down, you insolent slime. For I
can suck file of off boards faster than you ever imagined. I am
the ruler. You must kiss my ass. Why don't you get an HST?"
What the hell? Whaddaya mean get an HST? It's not as if every
2400 bauder in the world says "NO! NOT AN HST! ACK! I DON'T WANT
AN HST! OH NO!" Of course we want an HST! (Those who would
rather have it than a car or some other thing that's a different
story, but I on the other hand don't know how to drive, and am
perfectly happy with my Dad's car, which has the engine the size
of a refrigerator.. but hey..) So, in regard to people with
2400s. I mean, let's get more personal. On Game Parlor, I logged
on and was reading around (Eightball happens to be the coolest
HSTer in the biz) and suddenly found this guy posting, his
handle was "Tormentor", he was telling off people with a 2400,
swearing and make no sense.. It totally annoys me when people
who suddenly pop up and say "Hey, I have an HST and 2400s suck".
But the only 2400 abuse I accept is from known people, like
Canseco and the like. I mean people must earn the right to do
2400-bashing, you can't just do it spontaneously. So all you HST
peopl who just got them and are trying to put down 2400ers cause
they see other, more prestigious HSTers bashing 2400ers, all of
you new HST dudes, FUCK OFF!
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It rules. No doubt. Call a 312 area code board. Leave a message
to Snare. Join.
Note to all people who do not agree with the previous paragraph.
Go fuck yourself.
Things that piss me off
Lately, I've been calling around and up/downloading with Bimodem
and like suppose I uploaded a file yesterday.. And oops, my mom
has to use the phone.. So I hang up. I call back to resume the
file and I notice the message. "File Rejected" on the list. Why
do you think thiss happens? BECAUSE STUPID ASS SYSOPS KEEP
PUTTING THEIR NEW UPLOADS DIRECTORIES IN THEIR REJECT LIST. That
has got to be the stupidest thing that I've ever heard!
Various Statistics:
IQ of people who cache virtual memory: -100
Well, that's it for today folks.. Gotta upload it and get some response
from youze guys.. Stay tuned for part II. Where I go in to assholes that
utilize Call-back verification.
snAre