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??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??30 Mar 90????????????????????_ROR_-_ALUCARD_?????????????????????????? ?? ? ? A ?? ? SHROOM08.DOC A Trip To The Land Of Else part 8 ? ??? ? The Meaning Of A ?????? ? Tfile ?? ? RoR - Alcucard Distribution ?? ????? Centere ?? ?? ? ??? - RoR - ?? ? A ?_____________________________________________________________________?? ? ?? Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???The Pirates' Hollow - 415/236/2371??The Electric Pub - 415/236/4380???? ?Primary Drop Sites??????Rat Head - 415/524/3649?????Primary Drop Sites??? This is a test of the Emergency Shifting Relief! Are you ready for a Test? Have you studied? You haven't put THIS one off have you? Well, whether you're ready or not.....here goes! I finally decided to write this file about what about the definition of RoR - Alucard is. After so many years talking about this subject, I think we should just get it all out in the open.... It means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! .........and It means ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! I told you this would be simple and straight forward, now didn't I? You see.....Everything and Nothing are the same thing. It's all the little stuff in between that makes the difference. {this is a subliminal message} It's the BIG secret....which really isn't so big 10,000 years later. It has to do with the kiwi fruit. I makes no sense, yet at the same time, makes you wiser. It tastes like an orange...but smells like a telephone. It's SMALL and BIG! It's WIDE and THIN! It's DIRTY and CLEAN! It's EVIL and it's GOOD. It isn't blue and it might be purple......but then again....I lie. You can see it but it will blind you. You can fight it, but it would kill you. You couldn't catch it on fire, and it's couldn't burn you.....but it carries a knife! It's HERE and THERE and EVERYWHERE! It's a DESTINATION, it's a STARTING POINT! It's a space. It's the FORCE, it's with you........ {subliminal message here} It's loves you and it hates you. It's like, "Excuse me Sir, can you answer a few questions?" "Why, sure......" "What is the qautrip factor of nil? Or Zil, Phil, or Quil...same equation." "Uh...........................<ZONE! ZONE! ZONE! ZONE!>.............. "As I thought........" It's like the following classic joke; [ And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?" They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed." And Jesus replied, "What?" ] See? It's just like that. Catch-22. Damned iF Ya Do and Damned If Ya Don't! Just no way around it.....you might as well stick a piece of 14 gauge brass wire into your brain and press the ~Button~! And then I assume, YOU yourself become the Mind Snatcher.......but it hardly matters. It's like picking up two potions....but not knowing whether to drink the Red or the Green. Up or Down? It's......Just. It enlighten's your brain....it kills brain cells. It fights dirty, but will give you a proper burial. It wouldn't lie to you....but it wouldn't talk to you either. You can say it backwards....and then it doesn't mean a thing. You could erase it....but then you'd forget about it. Dogs like it. If you write it with chalk, you might see something. If you write in with blood.....I wanna see.... It knows more about it than you..... You know more about planting cactus.... Everything has a purpose. Even this. But it's shadow doesn't.... Even YOU have a purpose....the GODS told me so.... ...and they're the ONLY people that know! <smirk> <chuckle> So do you know? Know what? I asked you first. Are you enlightened? No? Geez....haven't you ever read Alice in WOnderland?? Well.....if you have then Hail O-traveller of Else! If not....then you are severely lacking what it takes to get through your existence. I suggest you make a run to your nearest literature store and get the oldest copy they have!!!! Be enlightened or do not Be. I am, therefore I shall follow my shadow. {reproduce.........be social....} Beware of the puce coloured fnords! They cause your amour to fall off!! Problem: Phone ringing. Situation: Hangover/DT's/3 days/speed/head/hurt/can't move/vomit/ouch Solution: Heavy object....smash...make stop....destory....terminate. Religion: Discordian! God/Goddess: Isabeau (Goddess!) Relation Between Birthstar and Current Zenith: 12/4.45^9063-1.A Radiation Level: Yellow Brain Wave Sine: All hyped out. Marital Status: Married to inanimate object. Sanity Check: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Good..) {obey the law. vote prop 23.} It's like sardines. They put it in a real fancy can...with it's OWN key opener and all.....but the sardines taste like shit. Who likes 'em? NOBODY! THEY SMELL! THEY HAVE MORE BONES THAN FISH! QUITE FRANKLY.....THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <ahem..> Ummm..anyways...as I was saying.... it's just like Oreo cookies. They've been around since day one. Creamy white filling and dark chocolate on the outside! Both great stuff! But somedays you feel like just one of them. Like, say the creamy white filling...so you pry it off one of the cookie parts and then lick it off the other......or the chocolate cookie, where you scrape all the creamy white filling off with a butter knife and flick it into the sink....then chow down the cookie halves. It's like on a Saturday when you've almost killed yourself the night before on some chemical, and you can't move or you'll puke all over yourself...and you finally find a hap e on a Saturday when you've almost killed yourself the night before on some chemical, and you can't move or you'll puke all over yourself...and you finally find a hap