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??13 Jul 90????????????????????_ROR_-_ALUCARD_?????????????????????????? ??
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? The Answers to the Fnordian Question ? ???
? of Existence! Part ][ A ??????
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? Do YOU remember the Question?! Well, guess what?? Distribution ??
????? YOU'RE ON SHAWN-DA-LAY TEE-VEE!!!!! Centere ??
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Remember logging onto that certain bbs....thinking that it was
probably another PD/CD rom drive Mega-BBS? And saying, "GOD...not ANOTHER
one of THOSE!!" And then to find yourself answering this extremely odd logon
questionnaire? Well, guess what? That questionnaire held a secret to
Existence and Life as only the Valgars know it! That questionnaire held the
question of YOUR Destiny! Your Existence! Your Acuality! Your VERY SELF-
HOOD REVEALING!! AND YOU ANSWERED IT!!!!!!
Subconsciously...........of course.
Let me continue.....you will now see the Answers to the Fnordian Question of
Existence! Some are odd, some are weird, and some are down right sicko! But
those that were stupid, and just a total waste of time, were deleted, and may
the souls of those who did, fry in the depth of hell until dementia rots
whatever is left of there reality into little fragments of maggot embryo
lying on some skunk carcass laying out in the middle of a road on
some planet way out in the backwaters of time and space, of your previous
existence!! THAT will teach them a lesson to be aware and decisive during
these tests of Life!! Fools.
For those who did answer.....thank you I'm sure you're better
off for it.
Here are their answers! Do with them what you will. May you learn by them!
We wish your reality a good one.................
The Question:
Froodblau Ickshaw flicken-floom Razzzzzzzzhump?
The Answers:
John Plum #407 10:33 pm Mon Apr 02, 1990
mazawak betaw legate del nippy Slasheeeezzzzz.
Psycho #408 11:50 pm Mon Apr 02, 1990
We are no longer the knights who say nigh!
Questor Thews #410 2:00 pm Wed Apr 04, 1990
Icken nophglymp, Shroooflick!!!
Microjam #415 7:00 pm Sat Apr 07, 1990
That might be so!
Berta #419 10:40 pm Sun Apr 15, 1990
IM NOT FROM NO CAL IM FROM OHIO I HAVE NO IDEA
Dcat #421 2:45 am Mon Apr 16, 1990
And a good day to you too!
Jon Lambert #422 6:27 pm Tue Apr 17, 1990
Don't pick up the soap!
Sir U #426 8:01 pm Thu Apr 26, 1990
ALOC-ISPEP
Nastyboy #427 8:12 pm Sat Apr 28, 1990
really. well, geebo gribbin slepkelin garbo schrizophreckmia glizo bazook.
Gundam #428 9:53 pm Sat Apr 28, 1990
rajiv dela mujajhaidin le bombay!!??
David #429 1:42 pm Sun Apr 29, 1990
Frick the Chic...Slack the prick.
God #430 6:51 pm Tue May 01, 1990
?????????
(and this guy calls himself God? How ironic....)
Koen #433 5:49 pm Wed May 02, 1990
i can't read this writing!!
Five Soon Six #437 1:23 am Tue May 08, 1990
HEUTE DIE WELT MORGENS DEN SONNEN SYSTEM!
Celestial Pun #440 11:47 pm Wed May 09, 1990
ickbau sandz er tistikompaf zzroum!
Skater #441 8:34 pm Thu May 10, 1990
sorry i don't know sir death's language
Grant Woody #445 1:41 am Mon May 14, 1990
infocom to the rescue
David Alexander #447 8:28 pm Tue May 15, 1990
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Crimsonite #448 8:46 pm Tue May 15, 1990
yea....same to you buddy......yo' momma
Rodd438 #450 5:27 am Thu May 17, 1990
I try to keep my feet out of it.
George Thomas #451 7:19 pm Thu May 17, 1990
Dei yu lei, loh mo haiya
Silver Bullet #454 3:06 pm Mon May 21, 1990
Fuck that Shit!
Crusher #455 10:40 pm Mon May 21, 1990
Bless you...
John Chipps #459 2:23 am Fri May 25, 1990
RAZZHUMP? SOUNDS A LITTLE GAY....
Avenger #463 9:03 pm Fri May 25, 1990
i can't understand
Rand #464 4:29 am Sat May 26, 1990
only in the privacy of my own home.
Sean Stevens #465 7:40 am Sat May 26, 1990
Flip the dram ibfatical entro did letry flungshy
Terrapin #469 2:11 pm Sun May 27, 1990
quadro bokalee humpda 2.
Crazy Train #470 7:48 pm Sun May 27, 1990
Himphen wickershtein Ungh-ungh-ungh woahhhhhhhhhhh uh!
Randy Zygot #471 11:29 pm Thu May 31, 1990
pmhzzzzzzzzzaR moolf-nekcilf wahskcI ualbdoorF
Metallica #473 2:24 pm Sat Jun 02, 1990
Does it hurt?
The Disk Changer #479 12:12 pm Fri Jun 08, 1990
Well FUCK YOU TOO!
Shegirl #485 9:24 pm Sun Jun 10, 1990
Flip-Flop Boingy
Mike #486 11:57 am Mon Jun 11, 1990
Fuck you asshole. WHat the hell is that. I'm no god damm drunk.
Jeff Risdon #488 7:13 am Wed Jun 13, 1990
YES ONLY IF I GET MY WAY
Mateo Carr #489 5:20 pm Wed Jun 13, 1990
Eeeerzagda orkalpaw ibishtibazoo OOOOBA ZOOBA
The Ambassador #490 7:58 pm Wed Jun 13, 1990
Quadalbom SCHNNNNNNNCK!
Profile... #493 3:20 am Sat Jun 16, 1990
Weeplon fleeckon, whatsan miyan doian inan thisan languazzzzzzan.
Black Avenger #496 6:56 pm Mon Jun 18, 1990
And the Fnords frolicked gaily in quilted meadows...
Xerxes #495 8:58 pm Tue Jun 19, 1990
Hey.. suck this bud!
Rodent Ooze #517 2:22 pm Fri Jun 08, 1990
well blau I know..Thats about it..So Nope
Dica Ekat #520 10:18 pm Fri Jun 08, 1990
may the fleas of a 1000 camels infest your arm-pits
The Dude #524 4:33 pm Sat Jun 09, 1990
sheezkinop, dulos snuvneah
Hacker #525 5:40 pm Sat Jun 09, 1990
Ufhsa Iasnwa ouai
Tilden #531 9:58 pm Sun Jun 10, 1990
Hikaualga Muggachuga slowgan.
Robert Arkin #534 2:58 am Tue Jun 12, 1990
Flicken-floorm razhump van dizharn Ichshaw. Voin Tootu asdef.
Techno-Rogue #539 6:53 pm Tue Jun 12, 1990
Sha, ich froodblau unk ickshaw flickn-floom Razzzzzzzzzhump, pump der hump.
Swamp Rat #541 2:17 am Wed Jun 13, 1990
$50.
Jeff #542 6:41 am Wed Jun 13, 1990
Exit to the right and lower your pants
Simpleman #546 7:59 am Fri Jun 15, 1990
Ick lieban doitch
Skanklord The Almighty #550 11:26 pm Fri Jun 15, 1990
Lizzen-milbrahoo with a little spoon of junk!!
Jamal Feldstein #553 3:21 am Sun Jun 17, 1990
That's an ancient dialect, but the answer is nevertheless a heartfelt YES.
Dorothy Denning #554 3:26 pm Sun Jun 17, 1990
!@#$@!%
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(Note: All users are recorded from both The Shawn-Da-Lay board and the
Electric Pub via the new user questionnaires. This accounts for
the user number fuck ups in this and previous files. )
This is ONLY the FIRST file! The other users are being
calculated and strategically placed in their perspective pods........soon to
be released.
You now know the Question. What would YOUR answer be? Call now,
The Headquarters of The Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, inc.
415/236/2371
Rat Head Systems - Free brain scans to ALL new users....
415/524/3649
The Electric Pub - Beauty is in the eye of the addict!
415/236/4380
You will be recorded and recognized by the goddess Isabeau! And
your answer may be on the next answer sheet! (Sheet? Of what, man?) Now you
know which of these above people are aware of their reality!
Are you?
RoR - Alucard
Signed,
Doctor Murdock
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? Of what, man?) Now you
know which of these above people are aware of their reality!
Are you?
RoR - Alucard
Signed,
Doctor Murdock
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