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Some great pranks to pull at school!! For PHAiT 1. "Leave your Mark": This is perhaps one of my favorite pranks in history What you need to do is obtain some low octane gasoline (this burns longer) some grass on your school property, and something to light the gas with, preferably a long match so that you don't scortch yourself. Now, sneak into the school's property at night and write a nice message on the lawn. Ours was "Class of '94, don't fuck with us and we won't fuck with you AS bad". That took up the whole front area of our school. Then, simply light the gasoline on fire. Dont worry, it wont be an inferno. Its called a low level blaze, it only burns a flame a few inches off the ground and it's a blue flame so it's hardly even notice The reason you use gasoline instead of something milder is because the farmers almanac says that gasoline on your grass will kill it for 7 years. This will ensure that your class is noticed for 7 years, unless they plant new sod. The almanac didnt site this, just stated about gas spilling out of tractors ruins lawns for at least 5-7 years. IMAGINE THAT!! 2. "Mice o Roni": Another classic one for your school. Go down to where they keep the food for your cafeteria and place about 2 small mice in the dry food storage area. Mice in case you didnt know, LOVE rice. Any kind. For some reason, Im not sure why this is.. If there is any of these kinds of foods, the mice break through the bag just enough to fit inside. This isnt the real prank though What's funny is the shit they leave behind! The freshmen in our school had a nice mice shit flavored lunch that day because our cafeteria ladies were stupid and NEVER inspect the food they cook. As is the case Im sure at your school. Anyway thats enought explanation about that disgusting prank. 3. "Teacher's Car Fuck up!": Ok this is pretty cruel but FUN!! First, pick out three or four teachers who you absolutely HATE. Our prefect of discipline was one of these people. Unscrew their liscense plat from the back of their car (it helps to know where they live) and hide it on the roof of your main school building. Even hang them off the side to rub it in their face. This is nasty and the beauty of it is that they NEVER found out who did it. It's a real pain in the ass because any time a cop sees you with no liscense plate, you get pulled over with no questions asked! HA HA!! Part 2: Put ball bearings in the air outlets in (2) two of your teacher's tires. I say two because 1 flat can be replaced. The tires wont go flat until they are driven on for at least 5 miles. This ensures that they will have to walk to a gas station. Its better to do this one on a snowy or HOT HUMID day in May. I love this one and once again, they never find you unless someone sees you. This prank works with anyone. Not just teachers but teachers are the best culprits. Ok thats it for now. Check the next PHAiT pack for another set of anarchist style pranks!! Meathead BGR,PHAiT Sysop TWS 6io.544.5057 NUP: KILL*VASH