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"Getting High On Moose"
(that shit 4 your hair)
By: The DiGiTAL ANARCHiST
Ok poor boyz.. here's a phun, cheap way to get a bitchin' high!
Ok.. what you do is E-z.. go to a store.. one that sells
hair styling shit and buy some Suave moose in the maroon
can.. (the stuff in the blue can sux). Now, handle it
gently. Do NOT shake it up!!!! Now, in the privacy uf
your own home.. (don't do this in the middle of the store
man..) take off the plastic lid to expose the nozzle.
Put your mouth over that and push down on the button thing
that squirts the shit out. Now, if you didn't shake it up
then the only thing that comes out should be gas. Breath
that shit in as much as you can and HOLD it.. Get ready
4 one kick ass high. Note: It doesn't last very long..
about 30 seconds, but belive me.. it IS worth it. And
besides that, you CAN do it again off the same can. I'd
say there is about 7 or 8 'hits' per can.
PhunInfo-
I learned this shit at St. John's Military School in
Salina, Kansas.. my parents sent my ass there a
few years back and so like all these drug feinds were
there too.. I just learned it from some kid in my
barracks. Did the school 'change' me? PHUCK NO!!!!!
The DiGiTAL ANARCHiST
[PHAiT '94]