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The Neon Knights have been known to make peoples lives miserable just for
calling there houses when they were sleeping and letting the fone ring till
we've answered it. Well just how we get even is going to be showed in this
file. I'm not talking about doing a half assed CN/A or setting the modem for
auto-dial, I'm talking kicking ass and laying up people in the hospital.
When fighting face to face with someone, I could never understand why one
asshole says either," Meet me after school in the parking lot!", or," Put up
your dukes!" This is notorious with dumb jocks. They actually think that your
gonna have a set time for fighting?! Man, most of us are headbangers, we don't
go for that shit! When you fight with a joke and he says that just get out A)
Your trusty knife or B) Your big old aluminum bat you stole from the school gym
(Right Kurt!). B-E-A-T theeee living shit outta the bastard! Fuck that after
school bullshit!! If you wanna win the fight, then fight dirty!! My friend
once got in a fight with this big motherfuckin 250 pound Linebacker, he did this
and sent the bastard to the hospital. I tell ya, those jocks mess don't with
him anymore (ofcourse, he got caught for stealing at a Stop 'n' Rob and is in
Juvy for 8 months).
Next type of fighting is when bastard ass college dumbfucks flip you off on a
street corner. This always seems to happen to me, being that I live 5 miles
from the U of M campus. When this does occur, you may handle it two ways. The
first way is that you promptly slam the brakes on and get outta the car and tell
his ass to come on over so you can kick his ass. If this is a big jock type
college dude don't worry they ALL have there weak spot. Right in the Nuts!!
Some people may tell you this is panzy assed to do, but there also usually the
ones that have a busted nose that whistles when they eat cereal. If its a
little geek type fuckin Jew, then they will probly keep sucking on there slurpee
and ignore you. This is where the second way comes in. Pull around the block
and follow him at a close distance from behind in your car. I guarantee he will
either walk up to the closest house in site and sit on the porch pretending its
his house. Well all you have to do to flush the little weasel-faced big nose
off the porch is to blow the horn until someone comes to the door. The he'll
either get off the porch, or you can scream at him something like," Come on
Abe(Good Jewish name) mommy says that she isn't mad at you anymore, you can come
home now!" This'll usually either get him walking or the person who lives at the
house talking the bastard to get the fuck home. When he does get off the porch
he'll probly think your some kinda psychopath because you been trying like hell
to get him, now you can do what you like to him, either kick his ass or take all
his money.
This next one is a personal favorite of mine, I call it "The paperboy needs
his ass kicked for kicking my favorite dog". Early in the morning when he goes
to deliver his papers find a place where you can ambush him. Then when he comes
flying by on his bike, take a stick or metal pipe and stick it in his front
wheel, it'll catch in and when it hits the forks he'll go head over heels onto
the ground in a blaze of newspaper all over. The fun isn't over yet, now grab
his newspaper bag and tie it around his head so he can't see before he figures
out what is happening. Now beat the shit outta him. Don't say ANYTHING. This
will make him pretty scared when he doesn't know who is or why he is getting
beat up. He might even quit and now you can have a summer job!
Some pointers on fighting dirty:
When the assholes starts cutting you down, hit. Don't talk back.
Don't make threats you can't keep.(I.E.: Your dead, man!)
Always carry your 6 inch blade around.(I prefer scuba knives because there
stainless steel, and have a metal knob on the handle end so you can knock the
dude out).
If you start losing the fight, go for the nuts. Like I said it sounds gay,
but who gets the last laugh when Biff turns out sterile?
When you fight niggers, try to stay away from there Fro's cause it'll make
your hands greasy and you won't be able wrestle them down. Come to think about
it, even there skin is greasy and they smell like piss! Better take my first
hand experience and use a bat on the bastard. Its less of a hassle.
If you get a chance, break the motherfuckers neck( Its sweet as hell when the
dude goes into convulsions, pretty impressive with the bitches too!)
If you really want someone dead, buy a gun. They ALWAYS work. .44's or
.357's are best, thats cause they usually don't give the guy a chance to hear
his last rites.
Thats the way the Neon Knights do it!! Also, We've been called DemiGod's, and
we are. Thanks for all the support!
Hope this file was interesting and informative! Go out and kick some ass!!!
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After you waste the bastard call these sweet boards:
The MetalWorks.........................313/663-8103..3/12....PW:Rape....
The Metal AE...........................201/879-(666)8..3/12..4drives..PW:Kill
Metalland West.........................503/538-0761..10meg/AE/BBS/CF....
Milliways..............................609/921-1994..10meg/AE/BBS/CF/3/12
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Thanks to:
The Blade, The /Outland/, Zandar, Metallian, and all Metal Commers. Also to
the folowing for support: Harry's army surplus for the fine selection of
knives, The nigger who ripped me of a Quarter Ounce, and Aerosmith!
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Written April 1st, 1986
<K>1986 Neon Knights--any printing of this file in any publication is
punishable by the law of the Neon Knights(He he he).We rule the world, get used
to it.