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File : INTRVIEW.TXT
Author : Iceman
BBS : The Banana Repbulic BBS
An Interview with El Presidente
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Reporter: Good evening LP.
LP: Good (hick) evening.
Reporter: Is it true that you have imported a special squad of Ecuadorean
bananas to join the Te Atatu South Banana Party on your behalf, on
the understanding that if they voted for you in the upcoming
elections they would recieve special treatment when it came to
applying for immigration visas and housing?
LP: No....shhhnot true...honesht!
Reporter: But we have reports of 4-week old bananas being signed up to
Banana Party membership by their parents, and reports of bananas
who were listed as Banana Party members who didn't even know they
were members. Is this true?
LP: gluglugluglugluglug...swish
Reporter: Er...yes. Well what do you think of these rumours?
LP: Bleeeuuurrgghhhh!!!!!
Reporter: I see. And is the rumour of legal action against yourself by
members of the right-wing Banana-bone Club faction of the Banana
Party true?
LP: Barri? Where'sh Barri? arrgghh..oh, there-ee-ish. Hi Barri.
Reporter: Thankyou for appearing in this interview.
LP: aaauuuhhhh...(clunk).
Voiceover: And that was the situation as of late last night. Further news
as it comes to hand. And in our next news item, a shocking
expose on the blowing up of letterboxes in the Te Atatu South
electorate. Who is responsible? More news after this break.....
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AUTHOR : Iceman
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