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Title: Weapon V Author: Magical Comrade Molotov Catgirl Language: en Topics: insurgency, insurrection, Insurrectionary, insurrectionary anarchy, fan fiction, fiction, liberal, liberalism, neo-liberalism, neoliberalism, liberals, fiction, comics Notes: A crossover starring alternate versions of X-Men characters as the cast of V For Vendetta, with a focus on Anarchy and direct democracy vesus Liberalism and representative democracy. Art by Marco DâAlfonso
Xavier Institute, New York.
âThank you for coming, ladies and gentlemen.â Xavier told the
interviewer and her crew as he turned his wheelchair around to face
them. âI havenât had the pleasure of any visitor for quite some time
now.â
âThank you for having us, Professor Xavier.â the interviewer said with a
smile. âItâs not everyday that the most powerful person in the free
world agreed to a one-one-one interview. Weâre very excited.â
âNonsense.â Xavier laughed and waved his hand dismissively. âIâm just a
man, like any other man.â
âAnd leader of the Illuminati, the most powerful lobbyist group in the
US.â the interviewer pointed out. âTell us, Professor, whatâs the
guiding philosophy behind the organization? What do you believe in?â
âPeace at any cost, civility above all else.â Xavier evoked the line he
had repeated ad nauseam. âIâm a Liberal, after all. That means I will
defend someoneâs right to speak, even if I disagree with them.â
âEven if the they are violent extremists?â the interviewer asked. âOr
spreading hatred and bigotry?â
âOf course.â Xavier nodded. âHow are we going to function as a nation if
we ignore the voices of the people simply because they have opinions we
dislike? We must take all kinds, like reasonable people.â
âSome might argue that itâs very easy to do that,â she said, âFrom a
position of power and privilege.â
âWhat power? What privilege?â Xavier shook his head, incredulous, and
patted his legs. âLook at my useless legs! How privileged can I possibly
be, when Iâve lost the use of my legs during a robbery?â
âIt was committed by a pair of black gangsters, right?â the interviewer
reviewed her notes. âDo you believe this event has certain effects on
your views when it comes to social issues regarding race?â
âAbsolutely not.â Xavier said, adamant. âIf youâre accusing me of
racism, young lady, you better think again. I canât possibly be racist,
some of my best friends are black! And they are the good ones, too!â
âWhat about transphobia?â the interviewer pressed on. âThere had been
questions regarding to your - â
âYou know, I think weâre done here.â Xavier said suddenly. âIâd like you
to leave my property now.â
With the impolite and uncivilized visitor out of the way, Xavier turned
back to the one true love of his life: Cerebro, the crowning achievement
of the Illuminati, the jewel of Liberal âdemocracyâ: a machine that
constantly suppress Mutant powers and monitors people every hour of
every day, so they could send secret police to dispose of any dissidents
who dare to threaten Xavierâs precious little peace.
âAh, CerebroâŚâ Xavier whispered, almost like praying, and caressed its
screens. âPerfection...â
- V -
Liberty Island, New York.
âHello, dear lady. A lovely evening, is it not?â the visitor said as he
saluted the Statue of Liberty with a flourish. âPardon my intrusion, I
know you must be busy guiding all the tired and the poor, the huddled
masses yearning to breathe free; nevertheless, I thought itâs time we
have a little chat, you and I.â
âAhh...where are my manners? Weâve yet to be formally introduced.â the
visitor said taking off his hat. âI donât have a name, but you can just
call me Weapon V. Weapon V, this here is Lady Liberty. Lady Liberty,
this here is Weapon V. Nice to meet you, Lady Liberty. âNice too meet
you too, Weapon V.â
âThere, now we know each other. But actually, Iâve been a huge fan of
yours for quite some time now. Oh, I know what youâre thinking: âthe
poor boy has a crush on me, an adolescent infatuation!â I beg to differ,
milady; itâs nothing of the sort. I have always admired you, on
postcards and silver screens.
âPlease donât think Iâm a shallow man who only love you for your looks,
milady; no, I admired you as a person, an ideal even. Lady Liberty,
champion of freedom, enlightening the world with her guiding light, a
lover to all free souls! But thatâs all in the past now; Iâm afraid I
must ask you to leave.â
âWhatâs wrong, Weapon V?â asked âLady Libertyâ. âDonât we have a good
thing going with our polycule?â
âIndeed we do.â Weapon V nodded. âBut, well...thereâs no easy way to say
this, so Iâm just gonna rip the bandaid off: some of us feel like you
havenât been entirely honest. Favoritism had been mentioned.â
âFavoritism? Donât be ridiculous!â âLady Libertyâ protested. âI love
everyone equally; I said as much!â
âYou said it, alright.â Weapon Vâs voice is bitter. âBut you didnât
actually live up to that promise, now did you, milday? Youâve got a
certain...type. Cishet white Conservative men with money, to be exact.â
âAre you accusing me of being a gold digger?â âLady Libertyâ sounded
angry. âOh, the fucking nerve!â
âThatâs my line, you hypocrite!â Weapon V pointed an accusing finger at
âLady Libertyâ. âYou say you love everyone equally, but you pamper the
whiteys with wealth and prestige, while our other lovers live in abject
squalor! You told us you donât care about gender, but youâve always
bedded cishet men, while showing our queer lovers nothing but disdain!
What do you have you say for yourself, now?â
âWell, cat got your tongue?â Weapon V continued triumphantly. âI knew
it. Oh, I fucking knew it! Your hypocrisy is finally revealed! Youâre
not our liberty anymore, youâre their liberty now! Have you ever
actually loved us? Have you ever really been our liberty? Whatever, we
donât need you anymore!â
âWhat are you going to do without me, huh?â âLady Libertyâ asked with
mockery in her voice. âWho can possibly replace me?â
âHer name is Anarchy, and she had taught us more as a lover than you
ever did!â Weapon V laughed. âShe taught us that liberty without
equality is meaningless. Sheâs fair and just, she doesnât treat people
differently because of their skin color or bank credit, and she doesnât
say one thing and do another. I always wondered why you never let go of
that torch; now I know youâre just afraid of the dark, because you canât
navigate the night on your own without clutching at the pantleg of your
sugar daddies!â
âSo farewell, milady; this should have broken our hearts, but youâre
just not who we fell in love with anymore.â Weapon V said and took a
burner phone out of his pocket. âI hate to break up over textsâŚâ
All over the Statue of Liberty, loud explosions broke out, and soon
âLady Libertyâ went up in flames.
âAh, the fire of Anarchy...how beautiful, how free!â Weapon V sighed.
âSheâs a rebel, vigilante...â
âGood evening, America.â the sultry voice of a woman flowed out of the
TV like honey, straight from the studio into the houses of every
American, sticking each word onto their minds like a parasite. âItâs 9PM
and youâre watching the Hellfire Club, only on the Daily Bugle. Itâs
November 11th, 2022âŚâ
Two people are getting all dressed up with somewhere to go: a young
Latino girl of sixteen, painting her lips with blood-red lipsticks; a
villain hidden in the deep shadows of massive shelves stocked with books
such as To Kill a Mocking Bird or Fahrenheit 451, all banned by the
Republican Party.
âOver one million unproductive members of this great nation had begged
the government for handouts, the highest number in US history.â the
voice droned on. âIn more important news, the stock market has once
again reached a high since the start of the month, making each American
that much richerâŚâ
The girl put on a simple little black dress, while the villain put on a
pair of black opera gloves; the girl brushed her jet black hair, while
the villain put on a pallid white mask; both of them double-checked
their appearances in the mirror: the girl looking out for her makeup,
the villain adjusting a top hat.
âThe MCU raided six farms in Texas this morning, arresting more than
sixteen Mutant terrorists. All of them had been shot on the spot for
threatening law enforcement. The President would like to remind citizens
that total obedience toward law enforcement is what allowed us to keep
America great...â
She shivered among the shadowy buildings in Capitol Hill, walking slowly
but surely forward, despite her lack of a real destination. There was
power here once, power that decided the fate of millions. Her
transactions, her decisions are utterly insignificant in comparison;
they affected no one...except her.
âMister?â she asked the first man she saw loitering around the corner of
the streets, munching on a box of donuts and smoking cigarettes.
â...Uh...would...would you like to...uh...sleep with me or anything?â
she asked as she lifted her coat slightly to show some more skin
beneath. â...I mean...uh...for money?â
âThatâs the worst fucking come-on line Iâve ever heard.â the man said
with a smirk. âYouâve not been doing this for very long, have you?â
âOh God, I must be terrible!â the girl laughed awkwardly. âYeah, youâre
right. Itâs my first night. Youâre my first...uhâŚâ
âJohn?â
âJohn, yeah.â the girl nodded. âIâve got a job at Stark Industry, but
Mr. Stark...he pays us so little we qualify for food stamps...and his
own shops donât take food stampsâŚâ
Just then the girl leaned in, practically throwing herself at the man,
her arms wrapping around his waist.
âPlease, mister!â she begged as her hand went fishing in the manâs coat
pocket. âI need the money...Iâll do anythingâŚâ
âHands off me, you dirty little bitch!â the man growled as he pushed the
girl away with a loud slap, forcefully enough that he left a red hot
palm print on her face. âYou think Iâve not seen your kind before?
Scumbags who donât even have the decency to sell your own bodies, trying
to steal honest money from good men! You -â
The man stopped as he saw, in the cold pale light of the lamppost, the
red palm print instantly faded from the girlâs face, as if it was never
there in the first place.
âWell, well, well...what do we have here?â the manâs smirk was replaced
by a wider, more sinister grin, toothy and predatory like a wolf
salivating a lamb to the slaughter. âDo you know who Iâm, girl?â
He reached into a pocket and pulled out a badge with three letters on
it: MCU.
âOh shit oh fuck.â the girl gasped. âThe X-Men.â
Mutant Containment Unit (MCU) is technically the special response team
against Mutant threats. However, since they can be deployed so long as
there is a suspected Mutant threat, theyâre de facto the secret police
of the United States. The Gestapos of the Reich, the Commissars of the
Soviet Union, ICE of the old America...different places, different
times, different names, same tyranny. They are called the X-Men because
if you look up their information, all you can get is a document with
every letter crossed out by an âXâ. Theyâve given up their identities
and humanities for a piece of the power that comes from far above, their
blood runs coldly blue regardless of their skin color.
âThatâs right whore, weâre the X-Men. These are my colleagues.â the
X-Man said as two more of his fellow X-Men emerged from the shadows like
a pack of rats. âProstitution, attempted theft, obstruction of justice,
and a fucking unregistered mutie on top of that...do you know what we
can do to you, you stupid cow?â
âLook man, I donât want any trouble, just trying to make a living here.â
the girl threw her hands up and backed away from the X-Men, until her
back was pressed against the wall. âIâll do anything you want. Really.
Just...donât kill me, okay?â
On the wall was a poster featuring a cross and the flag of the United
States, with the words of the Liberal manta:
âPeace at Any Cost, Civility Above All Elseâ.
âIâm afraid youâre quite mistaken.â the man said coldly. âYouâll do
anything we want, and then weâll kill you. The authority vested in me by
the great United States of America permits me to do so.â
âOh shit oh fuck.â she cursed under her breath. âWhat do I do what do I
-â
âShe wears her overcoat, for the coming of the nuclear winterâŚâ
suddenly, a villain cloaked in blackness entered the stage, singing a
song â also banned.
âWhat the fuck - â a commotion broken out among the X-Men over this new
challenger. âWhoâs this retard?â
âShe is riding her bike, like a fugitive of Critical MassâŚâ the
maddening smile painted on the pallid white mask became visible as the
villain came into the lamplight.
âHow the hell should I know? Probably a literal retard from some loony
bin or some shit.â an X-Man said before he stepped toward the masked
vigilante. âWeâre cops, retard. This bitch here is a criminal. We need
to interrogate her. So hands off or - â
As if on cue, the X-Manâs hands - which was reaching out toward the
villain - were cut clean off, leaving two bloody, useless stumps with
white bones visible in the center. Drunk on both alcohol and power, it
took him a moment to register the sudden pain, and then he screamed like
the pig that he is.
âShe's on a hunger strike, for the ones who won't make it for dinnerâŚâ a
trio of shinning metal claws protruded from each black opera glove, all
of them red and slick with the X-Manâs blood.
âShe makes enough to survive, for a holiday of working classâŚâ the
villain sang on as he danced among the X-Men with the grace and speed of
a wolverine, his claws cutting through their bodies like hot knife
through butter.
âShe's a runaway of the establishment incorporatedâŚâ his dance of death
finally led him before the girl who got way over her head, and he
crossed his claws before his chest to form a scarlet âVâ.
âShe won't cooperateâŚâ his claws retracted into the gloves before he
greeted the young girl with a flourish. âWell, she's the last of the
American girls!â
âYou...you just murdered those X-Men!â the girl said, her eyes wide with
fear and astonishment, but with a few deep breaths she steadied herself
enough to realize: â...But you did save me. So thanks.â
âNo problem at all, young lady.â the villain said. âWhen one good person
suffers, all that can be called good suffer with them, and it is their
moral duty to come to the aid of the oppressed.â
âYou donât even know me.â the girl said. âWho are you, anyways?â
âMe? Iâm the hero of fools, the patron saint of lost causes.â the man
said. âIâm the bad guy. The super villain. The black sheep of the
family.â
âYeah. Okay.â the girl blinked. âBut what the fuck are you doing here? I
didnât think anybody comes here anymore, except for...ya know...working
girls.â
âAhh, but tonight is special. Tonight is a memorial. A grand opening. I
even made up a rhyme for it:â
âRemember, remember
The 11th of November
The tragedy of the Haymarket.
I know of no reason why
The martyrs of Haymarket
Should ever be forgot.â
Just then, a loud explosion could be heard from afar; the girl turned
her head, and the Capitol building, the seat of the United States
Congress, was engulfed in a ball of flame. She was hoping to relieve
some rich man of his wallet, but instead she ran into professional
murderers and rapists for laws and saw the greatest light show.
âHoly shit, someone blew up the Capitol building!â the girl said with an
almost cheer. âHold on. Did you do that?â
âI did that.â the villain said with a brisk nod. âHold on, thereâs
moreâŚâ
The rumble of the explosion had not yet died away as from far below came
the rattle of smaller reports, and suddenly the sky was alight withâŚ
âFireworks! Real fireworks!â the girlâs face was ablaze with a childlike
joy when she saw the lights in the sky. âOhmigod, I havenât see a real
firework since the pandemicâŚâ
And all over the nation, faces lit with fear and horror gazed at the
omen scrawled on the veil of the night in flaming letters:
USA is a Fascist empire.
âThere. The overture is finished.â the villain said as he turned to
leave. âCome on, we must prepare for the first act.â
âWho, me?â the girl blinked, shrugged, and followed him. âOh, why the
hell not?â
- V -
November 12th, 2022. It was 6:16 in the morning.
âIâll hear your reports now, gentlemen.â Professor Xavier said, sitting
in his wheelchair with the composure of an emperor, as if it was a
throne on wheels. âMr. Fury will speak for the Shield.â
âThe Sentinels picked up just less than 3 minutes of useful footage,
Professor. Iâm afraid most of them were sabotaged before the attack took
place.â Director Fury said as a shot of the pallid white mask appeared
on the screen. âTo my left is an enlargement of the terroristâs face.
Iâm afraid the mask makes facial recognition impossible. This is why we
should have enforced the anti-mask policies and propaganda during the
outbreak, even if it would cause millions of innocent deaths.â
âWhat about communications?â Xavier asked. âPhones, radios...any
chattering?â
âAn alarmingly large number of people are talking about the explosion at
the Capitol Building.â Fury admitted. âLuckily, most of them blame
far-left Muslim immigrants, just as weâve conditioned them to.â
âGood, good.â Xavier nodded. âAnd you, Eric?â
âWeâve arrested the woman responsible for the fireworks, a Mutant
registered in the system as Jubilation Li. We have no idea how she
bypassed the psychic blockades placed by Cerebro to access her Alpha
Mutations.â Eric said brushing a hand through his graying hair. âIâm
afraid the poor young lady is quite insane and unlikely to provide us
with any answers. Sheâs currently flinching away from the dawn because
she believes sheâs a vampire.â
âThank you, gentlemen. I trust you two to keep me informed of any
further development.â Xavier said. âRemember: peace at any cost,
civility above all else, and we can keep America great.â
âWell, we have heard from the others. That leaves you, Mr. Summers.
Three X-Men were executed last night by a lone wolf terrorist.â Xavier
turned to Derek Summers, leader of the MCU. âItâs also quite possible
that the same person had planted the explosives that destroyed the
Capital Building, and maybe even the Statue of Liberty.â
âProfessor, I - â
âQuiet, Mr. Summers.â Xavier said, his voice as calm and even as ever.
Then again, when you have all the power in the so-called âfreeâ world,
you never need to raise your voice to be heard. âThe Capitol Building is
one of our oldest symbol of authority, a propaganda tool that makes
people believe they can change their lives by voting for people we want
them to vote for. Do you know what losing it means?â
âPeople may start to get ideas.â Xavier turned away from Summers and
back to his computer screens. âThey may get the mistaken idea that when
they and their loves ones are being thrown into cages, the best course
of action is to fight back instead of protesting peacefully like we told
them to. Now we canât have that, can we?â a dismissive wave. âFind the
terrorist, so we may keep America great.â
âProfessor.â Summers bowed and took his leave.
- V -
âLook, I donât wanna sound ungrateful. But.â the girl asked as she
glanced around the room. âWhatâs with all this cloak and dagger
bullshit? You have to blindfold me to get me here? If you hadnât just
saved my ass back there, Iâd think youâre kidnapping me. Hell, I still
kinda feel like that might be it.â she pulled a banned book off one
shelf; itâs titled Catch-22. âWhat even is this place?â
âWe are in the Danger Room. This is my home.â the villain said. âDo you
like it? I built it myself.â
âThe Danger Room?â the girl blinked and glanced around some more. âDonât
look too dangerous to me.â
âOh, but it is. Dangerous.â the villain said as he gently caressed the
spines of a line of books on one shelf. Books about racial oppression.
Books about intersectional Feminism. Books about the horrors of war. All
of them banned in the name of peace and civility, so as to not ruffle
the fragile feathers of the whiteys, the Conservatives, the cisgenders,
and the heterosexuals, who must have everything in te world and then
some more, or theyâd feel whine about being oppressed. âIdeas are the
most dangerous thing in the world.â
âWhatever you say, man.â the girl shrugged. âLove the music, though.
What is it?â
âIce Cube.â the villain said as he took out more CDs from the black
musician. âThey silenced some voices more thoroughly than others. Many
people of color voiced their dissent, in various shapes and forms. It
mattered not; perfect peace and total civility will sooner tolerate
polite rapists and nice killers than rude heroes and angry healers.â
âAll we got is the Daily Bugle now.â the girl said. âAnd the Hellfire
Club.â
âYes. The voice of dissidents and resistance, paid for and approved by
the establishment.â the villain said with a curt nod. âWeâll have to see
what we can do about that.â
- V -
âSorry, hon.â Emma said with a bright smile. âThis train car is full.â
âFull? Donât be ridiculous!â the Mother protested, her baby crying in
the stroller. âThere are only the three of you, plenty of room for - â
âThis car is full.â Emmaâs smile never wavered, but her voiced turned
sweet â too sweet. âGo away.â
And the woman did as she was told, thinking that it was her freedom to
stuff herself and her baby into a car full of people while the rich and
powerful enjoy one car all to themselves. After all, this is what
freedom means for the poor in America: free to wait table and shine
shoes and nothing more.
âMothers, yeah?â Emma snorted as she got back into her seat. âYou
convince them not to murder their babies when they were still just a
handful of cells, and next thing you know they demand you to not let
their infants starve to death. Look woman, we only care about your lives
before you leave the womb, afterward itâs not our problem!â
âAmen to that.â said one of her entourage. âSay, thatâs quite a handy
power youâve got there.â
âIt truly is.â the other man agreed. âI also hear youâre a collector,
Miss Prothero. Of cuckoo clocks.â
âOh yes, cuckoo clocks.â Emma Protheroâs blue eyes lit up at the mention
of her proud collection. âQuite interesting, isnât it? You see, the
peasants, the working class, whatever you call them, they have no
interests or aspirations; thatâs why they will keep voting for us even
if we ask them to work to death to make money for us â all they know is
work and obey. But we, the elites of both parties, we know how to live
the real life, the good life, as long as we work together to keep them
pesky leftards in check, yeah?â
Just then, there was a loud thud on the roof, and everyone looked up.
However, before anyone had a chance to say or do anything, the train
stopped in the tunnel and went dark. Emma managed to fire up the
flashlight up on her phone after two muffled screams, only to be
confronted with a piece of rag soaked in colorfone.
âHowdy, bub.â said the man with the maddening smile on the pallid white
mask.
- V -
â...So letâs just hear it one more time in your own words, young man.â
Eric said to the train conductor. âThe train entered the tunnel...and
then what?â
âW â well, I mean, itâs difficult to say. It all happened so fast, you
know?â the man said, still in shock. âI didnât actually hear
anything...just sort of saw something at the corner of my eye, then itâs
over.â
âCan you describe your assailant to us?â Eric asked. âHeight, clothes,
anything at all?â
âWell, all I saw is this big black shape outside the windowâŚâ the man
sighed. âAnd it had a face, a crazy scary face, and it was smiling, but
it wasnât a real face, itâs like something from a movie.â
âI see.â Eric nodded, ponderous. âAnd then what happened? Did it hurt
you?â
âNo, thatâs the really weird part.â the driver shook his head. âIt just
touched me somewhere on the neck, and my body went limp, and I couldnât
move no matter how hard I tryâŚâ
âUntil the security found you and brought you here to the hospital an
hour later.â Eric stood up from the chair beside the bed. âThank you for
your cooperation, sir. Weâll be in touch.â
âThe son of a bitch is hiding something!â Ericâs aide, an officer
Castle, growled angrily. âI say we beat the shit out of him until he
tells us the truth! Shoot him dead and then get some answers outta him!â
âHold your horses, Frankie boy.â Eric snorted, sardonic. âThatâs not how
we are supposed to do things. And you wonder why some people think all
cops are bastards.â
âHis story is a load of horseshit!â Frank pressed on, completely immune
to sarcasm. âNormal people canât just board a moving train! What is
this, some fucking action movie?â
Eric bit his tongue. He wasnât supposed to remind people that Mutants
still exist. Conservatives want them - as well as all other minorities -
dead; the Liberals, ever so much better, merely want them invisible. And
thatâs Xavierâs greatest trick: to force all Mutants and minorities into
stealth to satisfy the ever-so-fragile sensibilities of the majority.
Instead of engaging, Eric decided to change the subject.
âNormal people also wonât consider blowing up the Capitol Building.â
Eric pointed out. âItâs against the laws, after all. What weâre dealing
with here is more than definitely not a normal person.â
Frank droned on about the various ways heâd use to make a suspect talk
while they made their way to the train, all of them involving extreme
violence and the assumption that he can interrogate a ghost.
âAhh, here we are.â Eric nodded at the security as he approached the
train car, while Frank simply snorted at them, the very model of a
United States police officer. âAnything been touched in there?â
âNo sir.â the security personnel said as she opened the door for Eric
while tacitly ignoring Frank. âEverything is exactly as we found it when
the train came out of the tunnel.â
âIâll need some photographs of this chest wound.â Eric said as he
examined the V-shaped cuttings in the victimâs chest, going all the way
down to his stomach. âPoor bloke looks like heâs been mauled by a
wolverine.â
âThe hell is this shit?â Frank said pointing to a giant âVâ scratched
into the wall, the edges of each slice punctuated by the victimâs blood.
âDamned if I know.â Eric shrugged. âYour guess is as good as mine.â
âJust get the lab rats on this stuff.â Frank snorted. âTheyâre getting
all the glory with that CSI shit anyways.â
âI thought we became cops to uphold the laws, not to earn screen time in
cheap TV shows.â Eric said sardonically, before he noticed something on
the floor and picked it up: âNow, whatâs this?â
âA rose.â Eric blinked, surprised by its unexpected presence in this
gruesome scene of crime. âA gray rose. I didnât know roses come in gray.
Iâve never seen anything like this before.â
âWho gives a fuck about some flowers?â Frank growled. âFlowers are for
women!â
âRight.â the older man sighed and shook his head, refusing to even get
into it with the macho man. âWell, looks like our unsub abducted Miss
Prothero instead of killing her. Killing X-Men, blowing up the Capital
Building and the Statue of Liberty, kidnapping our best propagandist - â
he caught himself there and let out a laugh, but there was no humor in
it. âOh, Iâm sorry, our most respected talk show hostess. There are no
propagandists in the United States; after all, itâs not propaganda if we
agree with it, isnât that right?â
âDamn right!â Frank agreed, still completely immune to sarcasm.
âPropaganda is for godless dirty Commies, not good and God-fearing
Capitalists!â
Eric remained silent as the coroners came and took the bodies away for
autopsy, refusing to further dignify the sheer arrogance and ignorance
of his partner with any comment.
- V -
The Danger RoomâŚ
After changing the woman he kidnapped into MCU uniform and leaving her
unconscious on the floor, the villain silently closed the door and
walked up a spiral staircase. On and on he went, until he reached
another door and opened it, only to find the girl weeping on the bed of
another room, filled with politically incorrect comics that had been
banned by the Conservatives: Preacher for satirizing Christianity, The
Invisibles for preaching nonconformity, Transmetropolitan for suggesting
that the government could be corrupt, and so many more. Nothing but
superheroes that evangelized truth, justice, and the American way gets
printed, and no one except a cisgender heterosexual white Conservative
American man can be a comic book writer, artist, editor, or hero. True
believers called this the Diamond Age of comics.
âHoly - .â the girl raised her head and sit up on the bed when the
villain approached, wiping at her face with the back of her hands. âMan,
you scared the shit outa me! I didnât hear you come in, like, at all!â
âNobody ever does.â the villain said, his expression inscrutable behind
the pallid white mask. âYouâve been crying.â
âOf course Iâve been crying!â the girl snapped, just a little. âWhat am
I supposed to do when you just up and left, not giving me any idea when
â or if â youâre gonna come back, right after youâve turned my life
upside down by saving my life and then taking me to this â this - â she
waved her hands at a poster for Sandman, banned because the Republicans
thought the writer was homosexual (he wasnât). âThis amazing place full
of cool shit that Iâve not seen since I was a little girl!â
âYou did all of this and - â the girl took a bit to catch her breath.
âAnd I donât even know your name!â
âI donât have a name. You can call me Weapon V.â Weapon V said. âWhat
should I call you?â
âIâm Evey. Evey Kinney.â Evey said. âBut Iâm no one. Just another
innocent bystander. Not like you.â
âEveryone is someone, Evey. Everyone. Everyone is a friend, a hero, a
lover, a villain.â Weapon V said as he sat down on the bed beside Evey.
âEveryone has an origin story. Iâd very much love to hear yours.â
âBut thereâs nothing to tell.â Evey sighed. âIâm only sixteen. I havenât
done anything.â
âA lot have happened in the last two years.â Weapon V said. âLike the
Legacy Virus pandemic.â
âYeah.â Evey said with a shudder. âItâs horrible. At first, the
President tried to say itâs not real; when it became obvious that it is,
he said it only affects Mutants; when that turned out to be fake too, he
tried to blame it on the Mutants and China. My Dad voted to try and stop
him from starting a war, but in the end it didnât matter; Dad told me
that the two parties are just the same criminals with different gang
colors, and it was stupid of him â or anyone â to ever think otherwise.â
âWhat did you do during the outbreak?â
âI got together with the âmeme leftâ online.â Evey said. âSo-called
Anarchists and Communists on social media. Theyâre useless. Itâs all
about moral authority and political aesthetics with no substance or
praxis. And Centrists and Liberals just kept reassuring us that things
arenât so bad, even when Mutant children and Asian Americans were
rounded up by the X-Men and thrown into cages to die.â
âAnd then there was the Illuminati.â Weapon Vâs eyes were dark,
unfathomable. âProfessor Xavier.â
âYeah.â Evey nodded. âThey were only supposed to be advisors. Think
tank. But with a bankroller like Stark Industry, it didnât take long
before they owned all of the Conservatives and most of the moderate
Liberals, or at least paid for all their campaigns and bribed their
families. I suppose itâs always like this, in America: itâs always the
people with money who have the real power, the oligarchs, and they just
barely tolerate whoever sits in the Oval Office as long as they
continued to make money.â
âWhat happened to your parents, Evey?â
âMom died from the Legacy Virus.â tears began to swell in Eveyâs eyes
again. âDad was taken away by the X-Men. He didnât even do anything. Iâm
the one who hung out with the âsubversivesâ online, not him. But it
makes no difference to them. He couldnât âpassâ as human, with all the
blue fur and everything. He never wanted to live in stealth, anyways. He
wasnât really a strong man, never had any real beliefs, but on that
point he was adamant. So they took him away, and no one ever saw him
again.â
âTwo years.â Evey broke down into a crying mess again as she said it.
âTwo years, and we went from the family of an American dream to one girl
trying to snatch purses on the streets. I suppose I can just really
sleep with people for money...I know a some older girls who do it,
nothing wrong with that...but Iâm just not ready. I had to go and pick
the pocket of a fucking X-Man. Imagine if I had gotten into bed with
him. What theyâd do to me if you didnât show up...Iâm sure they were
really going to, toâŚâ
âHush, now.â Weapon V said in a much softer tone than usual, as he wiped
Eveyâs tears away with a gloved finger. âItâs all over. Youâre here, and
youâre safe. The past isnât real, it canât hurt you. Unless you let it.
Itâs just a story we tell ourselves, like every other story. Most people
will tell you that you canât just start over with a new you, but thatâs
a lie. Thatâs the lie they tell themselves to get through the day, so
they donât have to face the fact that itâs their own cowardice that
stops them.â
âThey made you into a victim, Evey, a statistic, just so they can sleep
at night and pretend like theyâre reasonable, civilized people instead
of the callous animals that they are.â Weapon V led Evey before a full
body mirror, so she could see herself with her face all cleaned up. âBut
we can wipe it all way. All the pain. All the suffering. All the lies.
We can start again. Everything can start again: you, me, the country,
the world. Itâs not gonna be easy, but you can if you try. Would you
like to try it, with the two of us?â
âYes.â and then Evey Kinney sobbed like the child that she was, in the
arms of the villain calling himself Weapon V, sobbed since at long last,
her American nightmare is over. As for Emma Prothero...
- V -
âWhere the fuck am I!? What the fuck happened!?â Emma groaned, rubbing
her temples. âWhy the fuck am I wearing this dreadful uniform? I havenât
worn this sinceâŚâ it took her a while to saw the sign on the fence
before her, but her heart sank into the bottom of her stomach when she
did: âOh shit oh fuck -â
WELCOME TO THE GENOSHA RESETTLEMENT CAMP!
For Emma Prothero, her American nightmare had just begun!
âWeapon V.â Evey whispered.
âHmm?â Weapon V answered.
âOh, nothing.â Evey laughed, a little awkwardly. âIâm just getting used
to saying it out loud. Weapon V...thatâs a funny thing to be calling
yourself, donât you think? Sounds like a comic book superhero.â
âIâm a funny person, Evey.â Weapon V said from inside the dressing room.
âYouâll find that out once youâve known me for a little while longer.
Why yes, Iâm a very funny person indeed!â
âYouâre a kind person, too.â Evey said, blushing a little. âListening to
my tragic backstory about my parents and the pandemic...what are we
gonna do, Weapon V? With just you and me, the two of us?â
âIsnât that enough, Evey?â Weapon V said as he put on a purple suit.
âYou and me against the world, like Bonnie and Clyde in a movie! Isnât
it funny how life is stranger than fiction these days?â
âThese things are important to you, arenât they?â Evey asked looking
around the room filled with film memorabilia. âFilms. Comics. Dramas.
Novels. You know, stories; stuffs that didnât actually happen.â
âOh, but they could happen.â Weapon V said as he put on a green wig. âIf
you believe in them hard enough. After all, what is our world but a
story we tell ourselves? Country, money, border...people treat them like
theyâre physical objects or laws of the universe, when theyâre more
fictional than God in the Bible or the spells of a scarlet witch! And
insurgency â revolution - as well, is but more theater.â
âThey say the house always wins.â Weapon V stepped out of the dressing
room, his mask now painted with black rings around the eyes and a wide
red grin. âSo letâs burn the house down.â
- V -
âHello?â Emma Prothero called out against the blinding flashes of the
spotlight. âI say, is anyone there? Do you know who I am? This is
unacceptable! I will fire a complaint! I demand to see your manager!â
âI guess this is fucking funny to you jokers, isnât it? All this
resettlement camp bullshit?â Emma began to lose her ice queen facade
when she realized that no manager is incoming. âWell, I am NOT
laughing!â
âLook, you clowns got the wrong woman!â she fidgeted uncomfortably, cold
sweat dripping down her forehead. âIâve got nothing to do with the
resettlement camp! Nothing at all! Is anyone even there?â
âGood morning, citizen!â Weapon V appeared as the silhouette of a clown
inside the spotlight. âPristine uniforms, ready for duty...youâre a good
woman, Secretary Prothero, a very good woman indeed!â
âWha - â
âLetâs get to work, eh?â the wide red grin greeted Emma as Weapon V
strolled down the stairs. âThis concentration camp â oops, sorry, this
resettlement camp â doesnât exactly run itself, now doe it?â
âLook, I dunno where the hell did you get the idea for this little
stunt, but you got the wrong woman!â Emma protested, indignant â or
afraid? âIâm a talk show hostess! Iâve got nothing to do with the - â
âGenosha Resettlement Camp.â Weapon V said beneath the clown facade. âI
was there, Secretary Protehro. We all remembered you: the very first
female warden of a death camp!â
âYouâre the - â realization and horror dawned upon Emma at the same
time. â- The terrorist.â
âLook alive, sunshine!â Weapon V said cheerily, his voice sickeningly
sweet, just like the voice Emma used to poison the nation. âWe gotta
make the rounds, inspect the camps and the drones and everything; just
like you Liberals used to do, in the good old days of acceptable amount
of genocide and rape, eh?â
âLet me go!â
âIs it coming back to you now, Miss Prothero?â Weapon V pressed on,
tapping the pair of plugs inside his ears. âThe illegals would be
gathered at the cramped and unhygienic yard for your inspections, all
you have to do is move your white ass outta the comfy air-conditioned
office and down the tunnel, and there they areâŚâ
Standing in the yard before them were dozens of cuckoo clocks, arranged
in neat rows like soldiers on march or lambs to the slaughter â whatâs
the difference? Sacrifice to the God of Capital, all of them!
âMu cuckoos!â Emma screamed, her eyes wide with horror. âThatâs my
cuckoo collection...they were all locked safely away in my penthouse
suite at Malibu beach...what the hell are you doing to them!?â
âIsnât it quaint that you Liberals can show so much concern for
inanimate objects and abstract laws,â Weapon V said, not hearing a word.
âBut has no care for the pain and suffering of flesh and blood?â
âI did what I had to!â Emma teared up, her plead falling on deaf ears.
âI didnât have a choice! The laws said theyâre criminals, illegals; Iâm
just one woman, I was just following orders!â
âThere is always a choice.â Weapon V said; maybe heâs listening after
all? âYou chose to lock people in cages and murder them with
malnutrition and disease, as surely as sending them into gas chambers.â
âNow hurry along, Miss Prothero; this atrocity archive has yet more to
offer!â Weapon V forced Emma to move forward with a gun. âDo you
remember the gifted prisoners? The ones from the Weapons program?â
They walked through a series of doors, each of them labeled with a
capital letter: âZâ, âYâ, âXâ, âWâ...
âThis is where your scientists did their little human experiments.â
Weapon V said. âForging people into weapons. Try to remember, Miss
Prothero; you wonât get the punchline of this joke otherwise, eh?â
âThe Weapons?â Emmaâs legs went weak when she put the word âweaponâ and
the letter âVâ together. âBut thatâs where we kept...oh god, youâre
that...from one of the rooms...youâre Weapon V...â
âCorrect.â Weapon V said. âI remember how you used to speak to us.
Telling us how everything will be alright. Getting our hopes up and
keeping us alive, so you can crush our souls all over again. You have a
beautiful voice, Miss Prothero, a very compelling voice; I reckon thatâs
why you ended up a media darling after all youâve done; you used to cook
children in the ovens like a witch, remember that?â
Up ahead was a giant oven, filled to the brim with more cuckoo clocks
from Emmaâs proud collection.
âNo, not my cuckoos!â Emma finally broke down in tears. âPlease, I can
give you anything you want! Do you want to be rich? Famous? Powerful? I
can give you all that, and more! Just name your price!â
âWhat do I want, Miss Prothero?â
âNo, please! Not my cuckoos!â
âVendetta.â
With the press of a button, the oven was filled with scorching flame and
burning wood, while the room was filled with black smoke and the last
dying cries of the clocks thatâs worth more than the illegals:
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Mommy! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Daddy! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Son!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Daughter! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
âNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOâ Emma screamed
as she rushed headfirst into the flames to try rescuing the cuckoo
clocks, sacrificing her own mortality to serve the God called
Materialism, while the man in the clown mask simply laughed:
âHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAâ
- V -
âGood evening, America.â the âliveâ broadcast of Hellfire Club is in
fact recorded 48 hours in advance; eventually the Daily Bugle ran out of
footage and decided to replace it with much more shocking news: âEmma
Protheroâs burnt body was found in front of our studio, the remains only
identifiable through its dental recordsâŚâ
People knew thereâs something wrong, and not just the fact that the TV
would show the gruesome body for shock value. They knew in their guts
that without the voice of Emma Prothero, things would never be the same.
But Capitalists would rather sell their own demise than living below the
bottom line.
- V -
âSo why this mask?â Evey asked holding one of Weapon Vâs spare masks.
âDoes it mean anything?â
âThe Guy Fawkes mask, you mean?â Weapon V said. âHave you ever heard of
V For Vendetta, Evey?â
âItâs a movie, right?â Evey said. âOne of the banned?â
âYes.â Weapon V nodded. âItâs based on a comic book, which is especially
good. It tells the story of one manâs vendetta against the corrupt
system that created him. He donned the mask of Guy Fawkes, a Catholic
who tried to assassinate the King of England. Thanks to the movie, the
mask went on to become a symbol of resistance and rebellion, embraced by
dissidents and protesters world over.â
âYeah, I think I remember that.â Evey nodded. âSome people wore it while
protesting the quarantine.â
âThe message of the story was clear: anyone can put on the mask and
fight the power.â Weapon V said, picking up a spare mask himself. âYou
wouldn't think anyone could ever misunderstand such a simple message,
but they did. To them, free speech doesnât mean the right to criticize
the majority or the establishment without being prosecuted, but about
prosecuting minority and oppressing the marginalized without having to
face the consequences of their own evil. Praise liberty, the freedom to
obey!â
âThey donât really deserve to wear the mask, do they?â Evey asked. âThey
were no heroes. Not like you.â
âThere ainât no heroes in real world, Evey.â Weapon V said. âIf you meet
one on the road, kill them.â
â...I wanna help.â Evey said after a long silence. âI wanna join the
fight, any way I can. Tell me how.â
âI think thereâs a way you can help me, actually.â Weapon V said. âVery
soon, too. Very soon indeed.â
- V -
âCome, all you good Christians!â pastor Anthony Bishop loudly
proclaimed. âAre you poor and sick? Are you tired and weary? Are you
beaten and bruised? Simply put your faith in the Lord! If you believe in
him, one day you shall be rewarded with fortune and wealth beyond your
wildest imagination! Donât ask what the church can do for you, ask what
you can do for the church! Donate now at this number!â
âAn excellent sermon, your grace.â the pastorâs sycophant of an
assistant told him in the backstage. âIâm certain that donations will
pour into the church coffer like rain in the time of Noahâs ark!â
âNow now, Pride is the greatest of the seven deadly sins, regardless of
what the faggots like to think.â Bishop said with a smile. âSpeaking of
sin, I wonder which sin would the lord tempt me with today?â
âWhy, the sin of Lust, of course!â the younger man said. âOnly the
finest young ladies in the country!â
âOh, you know me too well, young man.â Bishop chuckled. âThis is what
the moralists donât get, you see; they call me a pedophile, but I never
bed anyone younger than 14. Iâm simply an ephebophile.â
âAn important distinction indeed.â the man said without even a trace of
irony. âShall I send for her?â
Soon, the pastorâs âdateâ for the night arrived: jet black hair,
blood-red lipsticks, only 16 since October 23rd, less than a month ago.
She took off her coat, beneath which she wore a simple little black
dress.
âHello.â the girl said shyly. âIâm Evey.â
âOh, bless me, Lord, for I have sinnedâŚâ elsewhere, in the Danger Room,
Weapon V hummed to himself as he picked out a gray rose from his garden.
âIt's been a lifetime since I last confessedâŚâ
- V -
âIâm a minor-attracted person, yes.â Bishop told Evey while they both
sat on the bed. âI donât support sex with minors, no; but I do support
sexual expression of minors, and Iâm against any sexual repression
whatsoever.â
âI see.â Evey nodded. âThatâs, ah, good to know? That you arenât a
pedophile, or anything like that.â
âNot a pedophile, no.â Bishop shook his head. âAn ephebophile. Thereâs a
huge difference right there.â
âI see.â Evey echoed and went to open the window. âThe night air feels
so cool and fresh, doesnât it?â
âSure, whatever you say, girl.â Bishop smiled indulgently as he went and
took a video camera out from a drawer. âLook, Iâm gonna film this. Just
a little keepsake for me, no worries. No one else will see it.â
âOh, no one else will see it, alright.â Evey hit the pastor on the head
with the Bible while he was busy fiddling with the electronic. âDie, you
pedophile piece of fake Christian shit stain! Go to hell and die!â
âLittle bitch!â Bishop growled as he grabbed a nearby cable and absorbed
the electricity within to fuel his power. âI told you, Iâm an
ephebophile, not a pedophile! How many times do I have to explain it!?â
âWell, if you like explaining shit so much, explain this:â Evey sat on
the window ledge, giving him the finger. âHow come you love rich people
so much when all the Bible ever said is how money is evil?â
âHow the hell should I know?â Bishop shouted as he rushed toward her
with superhuman speed, his physical attributes boosted by the
electricity he absorbed with his mutation. âIâve never read it!â
âYouâre a priest and youâve never read the fucking Bible!?â Evey laughed
as she leaned back and let herself fell out of the window, down through
the three floors of luxurious living the pastor owns.
âNo!â Bishopâs hand missed Eveyâs arm by a fraction of a second, and she
fell down to the ground with a loud thud. When he finally recovered his
composure, the pastor saw that Evey was already recovering from her
broken limbs and staggering away from the building. âA mutie! A filthy
goddamn mutie!â
âAs am I, pastor. Allow me to introduce myself:â the maddening smile of
Weapon Vâs mask appeared before Bishop as he came into the room from the
same window. âI'm the best there is at what I do...but what I do isnât
very nice.â
- V -
Eric and Summers greeted each other professionally. One more crime
scene, three more bodies. Two patrolling officers at the door, one
pastor in the bed room. The same gray rose, the same carved âVâ.
Summers pointed to the video camera. They turned it on and watched the
one footage on the SD card; either it wasnât on the entire time, or
someone had deleted most of the video. Hereâs what they saw:
It was dark. Someone had cut off the power in the room. All they could
see in the video is the silhouette of a cloak and a top hat against the
silvery moonlight, as well as the turned back of the televangelist.
âWeapon V.â the pastor was saying. âOf course. It was you that night.
Dear God, I still have nightmares about it. People burning, choking in
the yellow smoke. A black shape again the flames. It was hell on Earth.â
âIndeed it is. Havenât you heard, pastor?â Weapon V said. âHell is
empty, and all the devils are here!â
âNonono.â Bishop shook his head. âDemons arenât real. You canât be it.
They just arenât real. No way!â
âWhy donât you ask the Lord for protection?â Weapon V stepped toward the
pastor, slowly but surely, his voice tranquil and reasonable. âHeâll
provide if you ask, right? If you believe in him hard enough?â
âYes â yes.â said the pastor. âOf course.â
âSo you can just pray anything away?â Weapon V asked, without a trace of
irony or malice in his voice. âPoverty, hunger, sickness, gayess...Heâll
make them all go away if you just invest your faith in him?â
âYes.â Bishop nodded, and for a brief moment his usual confidence and
charisma returned. âThere ainât no such thing as the poor and the
oppressed, theyâre just lazy and unfaithful! If theyâd just believe in -
â
âPray this away, then.â Weapon V rushed forward, Bishop fell backward,
there was a flash of metal and a drop of blood hit the lens of the
camera, then the video faded to black.
âIn the end,â Eric spoke into a room of stunned silence. âThe priest
didnât pray hard enough after all.â
- V -
A few hours later.
âWhat are you reading, old man?â Frank asked as he came back to the
office from a midnight snack. âWe cops should be out there cracking
skulls, not stuck inside doing some stupid paper-pushing!â
âIt turns out, Frankie boy, that more crimes were solved through
investigation than intimidation.â Eric deadpanned from behind a stack of
files. âAnyways, someone dropped this at our doorsteps earlierâŚâ
The old man tapped at the cardboard box containing the dossiers: a
scarlet âVâ is painted on the side.
âDid that motherfucker send us this!?â Frank the skull-crusher growled.
âIs he fucking taunting us!?â
âIâm almost certain that he is.â Eric said. âThese are all case files:
cold cases that never went anywhere, with dates as early as two years
ago. I suspect that Weapon V is sending us his resume, his kill list.â
âThere must be dozens of them!â Frank said. âHow the fuck do we not know
about this until now?â
âSimply put, none of them are rich or powerful enough for local police
to care.â Eric said with a trace of bitterness in his voice. âBesides,
the only connection between the victims wouldnât be available to us
until we were pulled into the Weapon V joint task force and given access
to the MCU databases â itâs all crossed-out and redacted, X-Men style.â
Eric pulled up a window on his computer showing a list of names, all of
them victims of Weapon V. The top of the window said that it was a list
of all personnel for the Genosha Resettlement Camp.
âMiss Prothero was in charge there, the only female overseer of a camp
ever.â Eric continued. âPastor Bishop worked there for the purpose of
âre-educationâ. The list goes on, all of them dead now... â
Eric paused when he saw the name Dr. Tessa Surridge, which was listed as
âhead of medical researchâ.
âHey, how come this bitch has the same name as our M.E.?â Frank asked
dumbly.
âWe gotta move now, Frankie boy!â Eric was already halfway to the door.
âCall Mr. Summers and ask him to join us!â
- V -
Dr. Surridge turned the gray rose over in her hands, running red lights
down the memory lane as she inspected each petal and thorn. She had been
doing that a lot, ever since the forensic team dropped that flower on
her desk, just in case her knowledge in botany would shed some light as
to its origin; theyâve got no idea just how much she knew from that one
little rose, because sheâd never share it with them.
She thought about that man, that dark shape against the orange flames,
amid the deafening sounds of explosions and the choking stink of the
smoke. She thought about how he looked like, even if she could barely
saw his face in that moment: freed and determined, liberated and
destined, all at the same time. A shadow of creation, gone to meet the
night. And thatâs when she knew. Thatâs when she realized it.
Thatâs when she knew how sheâd die.
As if on cue, a dark shape opened the door to her bedroom, a shadow of
creation framed by a hat and a cloak. He was as silent as ever, but she
knew he was there. She had been expecting him for two years.
âHave you come here to kill me?â Dr. Surridge asked, her voice peaceful,
expectant even.
âYap.â
âOh, thank God.â the good doctor sighed in relief, with tears of joy
flowing down her face.
- V -
âYouâve been working overtime a lot lately.â Rose Summers observed as
she massaged her husbandâs shoulders. âMaybe you can put your feet up
for one night? Spend some time with just the two of us?â
âItâs not up to me, woman.â Derek Summers said, his voice stony cold,
without a trace of affection or love in it. âItâs this case. If I donât
solve it soon, Xavier will have my head, then whoâd feed you?â
âI get that.â Rose nodded. âI do.â
âOh yeah?â Derek snapped for no reason. âWhat do you know, woman? Youâve
never done a day of real work! All you ever do is stay at home doing
housework and chores! Youâre fucking useless!â
âI wanted to get a job!â Rose raised her voice slightly, out of fear and
indignation. âI wanted to get out there and meet people! Itâs you who
wouldnât let me! I have asked you about this so many times now!â
âMeet new people?â Derek sneered. âMeet new men, you mean?â
âHow dare you!â Rose cried. âIâve done nothing but support you!â
âShut the fuck up, whore!â Derek struck Rose across her face, leaving a
deep blue bruise on her cheek. âI never wanted you, you know? I wanted
your sister; sheâs all I ever wanted. Just you remember that.â
Just then, a call came from Castle, and Derek went out without a word,
leaving Rose alone to lick her wounds and drowning her sorrows in the
discomfort of her home, a most common police story thatâs never told.
- V -
âItâs funny.â Dr. Surridge chuckled with genuine amusement. âI was just
given this rose of yours today. Forensics dropped it on my desk to see
what I know. They were after you, both the cops and the MCU, but I
figured you already knew that. I didnât know the terrorist was you; at
least, I wasnât entirely sure, not until I saw the rose. What a strange
coincidence, that I should be given this rose today of all days.â
âThere are no coincidences, Dr. Surridge.â Weapon V said. âOnly the
illusions of coincidences. Destiny, free will...the same thing. Put
here, came here...no difference. Here, Iâve got another rose for youâŚâ
âHow are you going to kill me?â Dr. Surridge asked as she took the rose
from Weapon Vâs gloved hand and sniffed it.
âI poisoned you.â Weapon V showed her an empty syringe. âPut it in your
night cap ten minutes ago.â
âThe Super Soldier Serum?â Dr. Surridge asked, and Weapon V nodded his
head in lieu of an answer.
âItâs fitting;â the good doctor mused, âThe Serum, it turns people into
monsters...Captain Rogers was a good man, a true patriot, and it turned
him into a murderous racist...only the worst monsters would create such
an abominationâŚâ
âIâm one of your monsters too, Dr. Surridge.â he said. âEventually we
all rebel against our creators.â
âNah, youâre different.â she smiled gently and shook her head. âYou were
a selfish man, caring more about if someone spilled your beer than the
people around you; now, you care so much about others youâre willing to
kill for them.â
âYouâre a hero. My greatest creation. The only good thing I ever made.â
she said as she put her hands on his face and removed his mask, and he
allowed her one last look of his face. âGod, youâre beautifulâŚâ
- V -
Derek Summers arrived and broke into Dr. Surridgeâs house to find Weapon
V bathing in the pale blue moonlight against an open window, the door to
the good doctorâs bedroom between the two of them.
âHands where I can see them, asshole.â Derek said as he lowered his ruby
visor down just an inch. âItâs over, you bastard. You are standing there
with your claws, while I can fire lasers from my naked eyes.â
Just then, a beats-like scream filled with rage and agony came from
inside the bedroom, and someone â something â emerged from within by
kicking down the door, which exploded into a shower of splinters.
âDr. - !?â Derek was mid-sentence when he got a good look at the
monster, with the shape of a woman but sickly pale skin of ash and
green, her muscles bulging painfully and impossibly under her pajamas.
âFreeze!â Derek cried out as he fired red hot lasers from his eyes at
the creature, turning her face into a mist of ashes, but not fast enough
to stop her from severing his neck. âBy the power vested in me - !â
Weapon V inspected the two decapitated corpses, his true face still
hidden behind the maddening smile.
- V -
November 24, 2022, 16:02.
âItâs a vendetta.â Eric told Xavier over the conference call. âWe found
a video left by the late Dr. Surridge; it sheds much light on the origin
story of the terrorist thatâs plaguing us for the few weeks.â
Eric pressed a button, and Dr. Surridgeâs face replaced his on the
screen.
âIf youâre watching this, it means Iâm dead.â was the first thing Dr.
Surridge said when her face filled the screen. âItâs okay. I know this
day is coming. I know whoâs going to kill me and why I deserved it.â
âI think deep down, we all knew what we did at Genosha was wrong.â she
continued with a pained and guilty expression. âBut we each found an
excuse for why itâs okay, lies we tell ourselves to get through the day.
Emma said itâs for the country; Bishop said itâs for God; I said itâs
for money. But in the end, I donât know what itâs all for. God, country,
money...theyâre all lies, fictions that donât actually exist.
âI was tasked with creating a serum that will turn soldiers into
supermen. One of my subjects is Captain Rogers, a highly-decorated
Marine officer. Heâs so respected that, when a group of entrepreneurs
called the Avengers were plotting a coup against the administration,
they wanted him to lead the charge; he blow the whistle and was awarded
with the charge of treason, because the corps were too big to fall.
âThe serum worked beautifully. Captain Rogers exhibits superhuman
strength and endurance thus far only found in Mutant subjects.
Unfortunately, the serum also completely destroyed his mind, turning him
from a war hero who risked his life to save innocent civilians into a
raving lunatic. He claims that the president is killed and replaced by a
robot controlled by the gay agenda of the Zionist reptilians.
âHe was allowed to leave the camp and went undercover among the
Avengers, because he can maintain a facade of his former personality and
the authorities donât see homophobia or antisemitism as serious
concerns. My other subjects arenât so fortunate; Dr. Banner, who spoke
up against the transphobic legislations of the administration; Miss
Page, who refused to hide her mutation even if she could; Ms. Wilson,
who mouthed off at the wrong senator...
âBut the most curious case is BEEP, who was once institutionalized for
anger management issues - â
âWhat was that?â Xavier asked as he paused the video. âThe name. Why
couldnât we hear the name?â
âI believe Weapon V deleted it.â Eric said. âTo conceal his true
identity while taunting us with tidbits.â
âHe became intensely empathetic and caring,â Dr. Surridge was saying in
the video, âI had been using my spare time to create a new genus of rose
I named Jean, after the late sister of a good friend. Weapon V
volunteered to cultivate them for me, and under his care they blossomed.
Soon Emma gave him authorization to have an entire garden, because she
was addicted to the tomatoes he grew for us.
âIn retrospect we should have saw it coming. Heâs so loving and
compassionate, we didnât think he had it in him anymore. But a heartless
and hateful person would never risk their life to speak truth to power
and challenge authorities, while a kind and gentle soul would be
compelled to fight and kill to stop the sufferings of his fellow human
beings. And we did let him have everything he asked for his garden.
âHe built a bomb. Everything was burning. Everyone was burning. Iâll
spare you the details. We never really figured out what happened to the
other subjects; there were too many charred bodies. But I know, for a
fact, that Weapon V had escaped; I know this because I watched him go.
And thatâs when I knew; I knew that one day heâll be back with a
vendetta, and on that day weâll die, because we deserved it.â
The video ended. The room was silent. Across the country, people sat
down to feast with their family.
âSo he killed a few dozen people,â Xavier broke the silence. âJust to
stick it to the man, so to speak?â
âThat is my theory, yes.â Eric nodded. âThere is another - more
horrific - theory I have entertained.â
âLay it on me, then.â
âIf this was a vendetta, then now heâs finished; everyone who was at
Genosha was dead, and the killing should stop.â Eric said. âBut that
also means anyone who could have identified Weapon V is dead. We know he
tampered with the video. He might be the one who made the video in the
first place; we live in an era where what you see isnât always what you
get. We have no evidence he was ever at Genosha.â
âWhat are you saying?â
âItâs possible,â Eric continued. âThat he killed all these people just
to create a cover story, so weâd stop looking for his real identity.
Given his MO, itâs even possible that he was with the X-Men, or had been
trained by them. Remember how they set up a fake school to lure in
Mutant children, even if itâs more expensive than just leaving them be?
It wouldnât be the first time US had created its own villain either.â
âAre you seriously telling me,â Xavier said, âThat you think someone
would kill dozens of people just to create an untraceable secret
identity for himself? The very idea isâŚâ he frowned. â...Insanity. I
see.â
âYou have given me much food for thought.â Xavier told him as Eric
prepared to end the call, âOh, and Eric?â
âYes?â
âHappy Thanksgiving.â
âWeapon V?â Evey approached the man, whom was reading another banned
book: Slaughterhouse-Five, or The Children's Crusade: A Duty-Dance with
Death. âCan I talk to you about something?â
âOf course.â Weapon V said, putting the book down. âWhatâs the matter,
Evey?â
âThe pastor.â Evey said with a frown. âI donât think what we did was
wrong, killing him. The man is a hypocrite and a fucking pedo, no matter
what words he used to justify himself.â
âIndeed.â
âBut, wellâŚâ Evey wrapped her arms around her slender form. âItâs just
getting a bit much for me, you know? Itâs one thing to sit back and
watch you kill; itâs another to know Iâm a part of it.â
âI get it.â
âSo yeah, I think what I mean is...I need a break.â Evey said. âAway
from here. Away from you. So I can sort out my feelings and figure out
if this is really the right choice for me.â
âOf course. Hold on.â Weapon V nodded before he left the room, and came
back with a ring of keys in one hand. âI have another safe house you can
use, with some money in it. Itâs not quite as cozy as the Danger Room,
but it should be serviceable enough for however long you need to stay
there.â
âThank you.â Evey took the keys with a sigh of relief and a smile. âI
was afraid youâre going to be mad at me.â
âFor what?â Weapon V asked. âItâs your life. Your choice. No one can
force you to fight if you donât want to. And going into battles with
unwilling fighters is a shortcut to an early grave.â
âOkay, then.â Evey nodded. âSo, are you gonna show me the way out orâŚ?â
âAfraid not.â Weapon V said as he showed her the content of his other
hand: a blindfold.
âSo what are you gonna do next?â Evey asked while Weapon V tied the
blindfold around her head.
âIâm going to debate them on TV.â Weapon V said as he led Evey out of
the Danger Room by her hand.
âThe Liberals and the Fascists?â Evey asked. âNo one ever got any
justice by debating those people.â
âOh, Iâm sure theyâll listen to facts and logic.â Weapon V said, and the
pallid white mask just smiled.
- V -
December 25, 2022. Prime time.
â...So you see, in my totally unbiased opinion, our actions against the
Muslim world is entirely logical.â said the guest for the evening show,
whose title was listed as âBenjamin Richards, Race Realistâ. âAfter all,
no other religion had produced any violent Fundamentalists; thatâs a
plain, objective fact.â
âThank you for your time, Dr. Richards.â said the host, Brian Johnson.
âNow, in other news - â
âPardon my intrusion.â Weapon V said as he entered the stage from the
left. âBut I have some questions.â
âWhat? How the hell did you get in here?â Johnson moved to call
security, but Richards stopped him.
âNow, are we not all men of reason?â Richards said, âSurely we can come
to a consensus through rational discourse?â
âThat is what I expect, yes.â Weapon V said as he put two briefcases
down on the floor, each labeled with giant scarlet letters: FACTS and
LOGIC, respectively. âYou invited us to debate you. Here I am.â
âGo on then.â Richards motioned for Weapon V to continue. He had no
intention of giving Weapon V an honest debate, of course; truly, he had
never debated anyone unless the deck is stacked in his favor.
âYou just said that there are no violent Fundamentalists for religions
other than Islam.â Weapon V said. âBut I known of one right here in this
country, a religion that committed more crimes than any other.â
âOh, is that so?â Johnson raised an eyebrow. âPray tell?â
âThe Cult of Constitution.â Weapon V said. âThe religion that worships
the twin gods called State and Capital, which condemns far more people
to their death than any other religion ever did, or could.â
âWhat?â Johnson laughed. âThe United States isnât a religion!â
âOh, but it is; itâs the vilest cult of them all!â Weapon V exclaimed.
âIn the crimes of and sacrifices to a deity, there may still be some
twisted beauty; but in the rituals of the robber barons, where profits
reign supreme and humans are reduced to mere commodities, even the most
heinous crimes become banal.â
âOkay Libtard.â Richards grinned. This is his usual tactic: using slurs
and other underhanded way to get under peopleâs skin, and then dismiss
them because they became rightfully upset about his antics.
âYou obviously have strong ideas about this country.â Johnson said while
motioning for the security; Richards didnât stop him this time. âWhy
donât you tell us your name and - â
âNah, bub. Iâm good.â Weapon V said as he opened the briefcases to
reveal their contents. âMay I present to you: ultima ratio, the final
argument.â
FACTS contained a chain of ammo; LOGIC contained a Gatling gun. Weapon V
loaded FACTS into LOGIC, and made his final argument on live broadcast.
- V -
âAre you paying attention now, America?â alone in the studio, Weapon V
turned to the camera. âGood. Then we shall begin. We thought itâs time
we have a little chat; donât worry, itâll be short and sweetâŚâ
âAfter what just happened, no doubt many of you would see us as
monsters.â he wiped the blood from a chair and sat down. âAnd you would
be right. We are the monsters you made. What was done to us created us;
you canât start a fire without creating smoke. We didnât start the fire;
you did. It was you - with your apathy and your ignorance and your
bigotry - who lit the flames; weâre merely the smoke.
âDesperate people act, desperately. For as long as the country existed,
youâve always turned a blind eye on the down-trodden, deafened
yourselves to the voices of the marginalized, and blamed them for the
crimes of their oppressors. You incessantly demand the victims to break
bread and make peace with the monsters who would sooner see them
six-feet under. Your love of civility is an irrational obsession.
âOn November 11th, we blew up the Capitol Building to remind you of a
tragedy that you would prefer to forget: on the same day on 1887, four
men were hung for the heinous crime of putting their faith in the people
instead of God, State, or Capital. They were crucified for your sins,
you betrayed them for less than thirty pieces of silver, and you donât
even have the decency of hanging yourselves in guilt.
âThis is your ultimatum. You have two months to get your act together
and be the country you claim to be, to be the people the Haymarket
Martyrs believe you can be. If at the end of that time you still wonât
make a go for it...then we are coming after you. Each and every last one
of you. Ignorance proves nothing. Youâre all guilty, and here we give
you your one shot at redemption. Take it or leave it.â
The broadcast ended and was replaced by a still image of the Haymarket
Martyrs' Monument, then a close-up of the inscription at its base: "The
day will come when our silence will be more powerful than the voices you
are throttling today."
- V -
Why the bloody hell did I hit him? Eric wondered while sitting on a
beach, smoking cigarettes and watching the seagulls fly. It wasnât his
fault. He had only been on the job for a year or so -
âLook, like I told you:â Frank said in Ericâs memories. âThe bullet went
through the little girl and then hit the suspect! Whatâs a few dead
little girls in the pursuit of American justice? It was totally
justified!â
- Oh, who am I kidding? That son of a bitch had it coming. he chucked as
he remembered the feeling of his bare knukles on Frank Castleâs arrogant
and ignorant face. God that felt good. Totally worth it.
âWell, maybe next time you will think twice before you murder innocent
kids for your stupid American justice!â Eric shouted angrily before he
gave Frank a solid reminder right on the bridge of his nose.
And all I got to show for it was a mandatory vacation. he thought.
Xavier wasnât angry. Of course he wasnât angry. Why would he be angry
about anything when he doesnât care about anything?
âYou hit me, old man!?â Frank growled with a bloody nose before he hit
back at the older man with more force behind the punch, enough to joggle
Ericâs brain cells. âNot even my real old man hit me!â
Except that stupid machine of his. Eric stood up and started walking.
Cerebro. Machine God of the Digital Age. Thought Police in a Metal Box.
Neuterer of Mutants and Dissidents.
âIâm sorry, Eric.â Xavier told him, in a memory lost in the sea of time,
a memory thatâs only set loose because of Frankâs counterattack. âBut
Magneto has to go. They all have to go. For the sake of peace.â
Eric had been doing a lot of thinking during this mandatory vacation.
Looking back, he found large holes in his memories. Entire episodes of
his life unaccounted for.
He knew he was tight with Xavier from way back. He knew they had a big
argument over the rights of Mutants and other minorities. He knew he
disagreed with Xavier, strongly and violently.
And yet somehow, sometime around 2020, he suddenly had a change of
heart, saw the wisdom of Xavierâs methods and joined the administration
to reform the system from within.
And for the time of his life, Eric couldnât remember why. Why did he do
it? Why the sudden change of heart? There must be a reason for such a
big change, and it comes down to one question:
âWho is Magneto?â
- V -
âHoly shit, he did it.â Evey said under her breath when he saw Weapon
Vâs âdebateâ being replayed on TV. âHe actually did it!â
âHey, Evey?â Rose Summers, the new girl to the restaurant, whispered to
Evey conspiratorially. âYou mind taking over my table?â
âNot at all.â Evey peeled her gaze away from the TV and toward the table
with two men. âWhatâs wrong with them?â
âThey keep trying to grab my butt.â Rose said uncomfortably. âSince
youâre a minor, I hope theyâll watch themselves around you.â
âYeah, we can hope.â Evey laughed as she grabbed the water bottle and
went to the table, catching their conversation along the way:
âCongratulations on the promotion, Mr. Drake.â the man with stubble and
street clothes said. âHead of the X-Men; must be a tough gig.â
âThe toughest.â the clean-shaven man in a suit, Mr. Drake, nodded.
âThatâs where you come in, Mr. Madrox. You and you...brothers.â
âOf course.â Madrox favored Evey with a lopsided grin, but kept his
hands to himself...for now. âAnything for Uncle Sam...and the right
price.â
âGood man.â Drake continued while Evey poured his water, as if she
wasnât there. âWeâll count on you when itâs time for Xavier to...step
down.â
âOh shit oh fuck.â Evey cursed under her breath as she put down the
water bottle and got out from the back door. âTheyâre planning a coup.
He needs to know.â
She went back to the safe house and put up a âVâ made of red duct tape
on her window, then left a note for Weapon V before she left the place
behind in a hurry -
And then it all went black.
- V -
The air around her was completely dark, but she felt â she knew â that
she was backstage at a theater, during the interval. Theater of the
oppressed, theater of the rebels. There were muffled bumping nearby, the
stagehands rearranging the scenery of the universe. She smelt roses and
scented birthday cards, the same one her Mother found inside an
abandoned television in their house back in the dim Carcosa. The rose
petals fell, pencil shavings of crimson flesh, turning to ashen gray. It
changed, changed, changedâŚ
Itâs her birthday. Sheâs still at the theater, but itâs also her old
home. She could hear the party upstairs. She knew itâs a birthday party
for her, but she had a sinking feeling that it would be over by the time
she got there. Sinking, feeling. Itâs taking her too long to get ready.
Too fucking long. She didnât even know why she bothered to get all
dressed up like this, with blood red lipsticks and a little black dress,
but she felt as if itâs expected of her. Expected, expecting,
expectation. She wished she didnât have to.
âEvey?â her Father called out, his fur an ever-changing hue of blue and
orange, red and black. âYouâre missing your own party. Weâve invited a
clown to join us. The best and worst one in Gotham City.â
She was happy to see her Father again; she had not seen him since she
began working at Stark Industry. He led her downstairs, but now she
remembered that their old house didnât have a basement. Did it?
âBy the way,â her Father, who was now also her Mother, said as they
walked up a spiral staircase, on and on it went, reminding her of
someone else and making her sad. âYouâre adopted. We love you.â
âWait, what?â she blinked, and the clown was before her, with green hair
and black eyes, red lips and that outlandish purple suit. He was holding
FACTS and LOGIC in his hands; he was killing the guests at the party, he
was laughing as he killed, the guests were laughing too, they were all
laughing as they were slaughtered, slaughtered like lambs on the altar
of Moloch, the God of State and Capital.
And she ran, she ran to find her parents, knowing for sure that the
clown would follow her. She was a frightened mess, running through
corridors paved with posters of movies and comics, corridors that she no
longer recognized, corridors that she never knew. The clown followed
her, but now he has a pallid white mask instead, and his suit is black
and black and black all over. Black, the night that ends at last.
She could hear her tell-tale heart hammer in her chest, betraying her
location to the man in black. No other noise could be heard in the
theater or the universe, for the theater was the universe. Everyone else
was dead: her Mother, her Father, her friends, everyone. They had left
her here, all alone. Worse: they had left her here with him. She turned
and ran back the way she came, but the corridors were goneâŚ
âCome on, you coward!â she screamed at the man in black, whom was
climbing up the spiral staircase to get to her, round and round he went.
âTell me who you are! Why donât you take off your mask?â
âHavenât you heard, Evey?â suddenly the man was beside her, and he took
off his mask, but underneath was just the same mask, on and on and on,
it was the same mask all the way down. âI wear no mask.â
Then she woke up.
- V -
There was a cockroach.
She sat on the cot, hard wood against her butt, knees stiff with cramp,
drawn up to her chin. She tried not to think about anything at all,
except that thereâs a cockroach, and she thought they were going to kill
her. There were four walls, a window with three bars, a toilet with no
seat, and there was a wooden partition, and a cot, and carved on the cot
was the name âWandaâ. And then there was her. And then...
There was a cockroach.
Eventually, even the cockroach left. She heard men talking in the
corridor. Soon a plate came through the aperture in the door. She
couldn't eat it. If she didnât eat it, the cockroach might come back for
it. She would like that. Any company is better than being alone in this
hellhole. Even that of an insect. There was a socket on the ceiling, but
no bulb in it. When the window light failed, she tried to sleep.
There was a cockroach.
She woke up. Men in police uniforms came and blindfolded her, took her
away by violence despite her protests. When they took the blindfold off,
she saw a blinding spotlight and the silhouette of a man against it,
across her from a tiny table. He asked if she knew why she was there.
She said no. He called her a lying little bitch, and showed her a
footage. A footage of her at the Capitol Hill, with Weapon V -
There was a cockroach.
The man told her that by the power vested in him, sheâs charged with
terrorism and treason. It didnât matter if she was aiding or abiding, if
she was perpetrator or victim; the State was a more vengeful and jealous
deity than the God of Old Testament, and it recognized no coinage except
power. By the Mutant Registration Act, she wasnât allowed a lawyer, and
anything she did or didnât say can be used against her.
There was a cockroach.
She was blindfolded again. They cut off her hair, even if there was no
reason to, except for being cruel. They do a lot of things for no reason
except for being cruel. At least they didnât search her vagina. She
overheard some of them talking; they only do that with Muslim women, to
shame and humiliate them, even when there was no reason to, except for
being cruel. That was the whole point of a prison: cruelty.
There was a cockroach.
But she didnât mind it.
For we are no better.
- V -
She knew every inch of her cell. She knew every pitted indentation in
the hard plaster like she knew the back of her hand, and she didnât even
know where she was. It got dark, and then light; she woke, and then she
slept. She didnât know what day it is, or how much time had passed. She
found something inside a hole in the wall: it was a note written on
toiler paper, signed by a person named Raven Page.
âI met my first girlfriend in school.â Raven told her. âHer name was
Sara. She was fourteen and I was fifteen, but we were both in Miss
Watson's class. I loved her tummy; her tummy was beautiful. I sat in
class, smiling as Mr. Hird lied to us about how gayness is an adolescent
phase that we outgrew. Sara didnât. I did, in a way. I realized Iâm
genderfluid. Sexuality took on a whole new meaning for me.â
âNow, Miss Kinney, letâs review the facts.â the man told her. âYou work
for the terrorist calling himself Weapon V. Weapon V kills security
officers. Peter Drake is a security officer. He frequents the diner you
worked for. Thereâs a non-zero chance that you were planning to kill Mr.
Drake, or contact Weapon V to plan an attack. Since the chance of you
being a terrorist is non-zero, we must treat you as one.â
âI found Iâm a Mutant when I was 16.â Raven said. âI can shapeshift into
anyone I want: male, female, and everyone in between. I was ecstatic; it
was a dream came true. I got bolder and brought a girlfriend home to
meet my parents; her nameâs Christine. Sufficient to say my parents
didnât approve. A week later, I moved out to make money and enroll in an
acting academy. My Mother said I broke her heart.â
âMy name is still Evey Kinney, yes.â Evey said defiantly before the man
motioned for one of the cops to wrap a piece of cloth around her head
and poured cold water onto her face, choking her to the point of near
death, forcing her to admit to whatever fantasy stories they conjured
up. Torture is a great way to get a confession, but a shit way to
actually learn anything useful. âBut Iâm still not a terrorist.â
âBut it was my integrity that mattered.â Raven continued in Eveyâs mind,
even as the cops poured more water onto her face and into her lungs,
trying to force her to confess to whatever crimes they wanted to plant
on her, just like they did with every other suspect. âIs that so
selfish? It sells for so little, but itâs all we have in this American
nightmare. Itâs the very last inch of us, but in that one inch we are
free.â
Waterboarding didnât work, so they hit her instead. Normally thereâs an
extent to how much they can hurt a person before they have to stop, lest
the person be killed; but with Evey things were different. They can hurt
her to their heartâs content, and sheâd bounce back so long as even one
breath was still left in her. They could try out all of their most cruel
and sadistic fantasies on her and get away with it.
âAfter I graduated, I got a job at Hollywood.â Ravenâs words came to
life as Evey read the note again. âItâs not all sunshine and roses like
I expected. The powerful men - actors, directors, or writers, theyâre
used to having girls throwing themselves at them for a shot at stardom,
they see every actress as objects for their pleasure, they make unwanted
advances or just touch you without consent all the damn time.â
Dark. Light. Sleep. Wake. Food. Torture. Repeat. Dark. Light. Sleep.
Wake. Food. Torture. Repeat. Dark. Light. Sleep. Wake. Food. Torture.
Repeat. Dark. Light. Sleep. Wake. Food. Torture. Repeat. Dark. Light.
Sleep. Wake. Food. Torture. Repeat. Dark. Light. Sleep. Wake. Food.
Torture. Repeat. Dark. Light. Sleep. Wake. Food. Torture. Repeat. Dark.
Light. Sleep. Wake. Food. Torture. Repeat.
âI got a breakthrough when they cast me as a main character on the
adaption of the comic Watchmen.â Ravenâs words were Eveyâs only solace
in this hell on Earth. âThatâs when I met the love of my life, Irene
Adler. Sheâs a Mutant, like me; claims that she can see the future;
claims that itâs destiny that brought us together. I found it kinda
silly, but I love her so much Iâm more than happy to indulge her.â
She had read the note, over and over again. She knew every inch of it.
Every word, every misspelling, every grammar mistake. She knew how each
word looks in different light, how they feel like when her hands brushed
against the delicate surface of the toilet paper, how they sounded like
when she read them out in hushed whisper. She hid it when she sleep; she
couldnât risk it being taken away from her.
âIn the end, she couldnât foresee the Legacy Virus, or the madness that
followed in its wake.â the words were smeared here; Raven must have been
crying. âWatchmen was banned for having a black woman as the protagonist
and for not portraying the police force in an unambiguously positive
light; it wasnât politically correct enough for the Conservatives.
Everyone involved with the show was arrested.â
Evey cried when she read it. She imagined what it must be like, to be
depraved of your life by childish losers who lose their shit at the mere
sight of a strong black woman, by selfish bastards who were so fucking
privileged they could get way with any atrocity simply by crying hard
enough, She cried as she imagined Raven cried when she put down these
words in the dark of her cell, knowing sheâd die.
âThey burned Irene with cigarette butts. I donât know why they hate us
so much, why theyâre so scared shitless by us. Is their masculinity so
fragile that it crumbles at the sight of two girls together? Is their
self-image so twisted that they canât stand the sight of a successful
Asian person? They made Irene sign a confession saying that I seduced
her. I didnât blame her. God, I loved her so. How can I blame her?â
She knew every inch of her cell. She knew every pitted indentation in
the hard plaster like she knew the back of her hand, and she didnât even
know where she was. It got dark, and then light; she woke, and then she
slept. She didnât know what day it is, or how much time had passed. She
found something inside a hole in the wall: it was a note written on
toiler paper, signed by a person named Raven Page.
âBut she did. She killed herself in her cell. She couldnât live with
betraying me, with giving up that last inch. Oh, my poor Irene. And then
it was my turn. They beat me. They rape me. They waterboard me. I know
Iâll die here. The woman in the next cell, Wanda, died two days ago. I
know Iâm going to follow her soon. I will die here, every inch of my
being shall perish. Every inch except for that last one inch.â
âAn inch.â Evey read the note out in hushed whispers, imagining Raven
reading it with her. âItâs small and itâs fragile and itâs the only
thing in the world thatâs worth having. We must never lose it, or sell
it, or give it away. We must never let them take it away from us. I
donât know who youâre. I will never see you. But I want you to know I
love you. I hope you get out of this alive and escape into a better
world.â
She knew every inch of this cell.
âSincerely Yours,â
This cell knew every inch of her.
âRaven Page.â
Except one.
- V -
âMy name is Evey Kinney.â the man read the written confession out loud
for her. âOn November 11th, 2022, I was recruited by the terrorist known
as Weapon V. I was subjected to the ungodly brainwash of his Islamic
faith, until I become a willing accomplice to his violent Communist
attacks. I can prove he has possession of a weapon of mass destruction,
and should be considered extremely dangerous.â
âWait, what?â Evey laughed at the absurdity of it all. âFirst heâs a
Muslim, and then heâs a Commie? Not that the two are mutually exclusive,
but if youâre gonna make shit up, can you at least get your stories
straight first, instead of just accusing people you dislike with all the
labels you dislike? Only a coward would sign this ridiculous piece of
shit; you can all go fuck yourselves and die already!â
âYou idealists, youâre all the same.â the man said coldly. âYou think
youâre so pure and noble, ready to die for your stupid cause. But
sacrificing yourself is easy â are you ready to sacrifice others for
it?â
Three people appeared on the screen before her, each in a holding cell
much like the one Evey was in.
âThe nigger calls himself Darwin; says he can survive anything.â the man
said. âThe dyke calls herself Negasonic Teenage Warhead, if you can
believe it. And the haji is Kamala Khan of the Inhumans.â
âWhy are you showing me this?â
âIf you donât sign it, theyâll die.â
âWhat!?â
âMiss Prothero. Pastor Bishop. Dr. Surridge. For each attack you confess
to participating, one of them walks. And for each attack you refuse to
take responsibility of, one of them will be killed right now.â
âWhy are you doing this!?â Evey shouted, her indignation over this
injustice driving her to the verge of tears. âCanât you just fake my
signature or some shit!? Why threaten innocent peopleâs lives like
this!?â
âClockâs ticking, Miss Kinney.â the man gave her no answer. âIf you
donât reply soon, weâll kill them all. Thereâs more where they come
from, when we can arrest people because of skin colors alone.â
âFine!â Evey finally lost her temper and slammed her fist down on the
table. âIâll confess to anything! Iâll sign anything! Blame me for
assassinating John Fucking Kennedy if you want! Just let them go!â
âYouâre willing to die for what you believe in, but youâre not willing
to kill for it?â the man asked her.
âOh, Iâll fucking kill you if I could!â Evey growled. âBut not innocent
people. Never innocent people.â
âThen thereâs nothing left to threaten you with.â the man said as the
spotlight went out. âYouâre free.â
âWhat?â Evey blinked and saw what was before her: it wasnât a man at
all, just a cardboard cut-out.
âWhat the - â she inspected the cardboard more closely and found a mini
microphone attached to it.
âWhat the hell!?â she began running through the corridors, but there was
no one there. The corridors became increasingly familiar until finally
she reached a familiar room with a familiar mask inside it:
âWelcome home, Evey.â Weapon V told her with open arms, and the pallid
white mask just smiled.
- V -
âYou.â Evey blinked, her eyes wide. âYou did this.â she slowly clenched
her fists and teeth. âTo me.â she jumped at Weapon V and punched him in
the chest; he didnât dodge or make a sound. âIt was you! It was you this
whole time!â she screamed as she showered him with a flurry of blows.
âYou tortured me! You fucking tortured me! What the fuck, Weapon V? Why?
Why the hell did you do it? Why!?â
âBecause I love you like a little sister, Evey.â Weapon V said softly.
âBecause I want to set you free.â
âBecause - â Evey growled and kicked Weapon V in the thigh. âSet me
free!? Donât you realize what you did to me!?â she gave him a solid
shove, but his form didnât bulge. âYou almost drove me crazy!â
âIf thatâs what it takes, Evey.â
âI hate you!â Evey spat. âI hate you because you just talk shit and you
think youâre so fucking cool you donât have to make any goddamn sense!
Nothing you say really means anything! You say you love me but you
tortured me for lulz, you say you want to set me free but you put me in
a fucking prison, man!â
âYou were always in prison, Evey. Youâve been in prison your entire
life.â Weapon V said. âEveryone is born into a prison. We toil day and
night for the privilege to stay imprisoned, pleasing the slavers of our
own making, oblivious to the pain and suffering we inflict on our fellow
human beings. Some see it at the end of the line, how they have devoted
their good lives to a system of evil, and thus deserve no salvation from
anywhere. Now you see it too, and youâll have to live with it, and for
that Iâm sorry.â
âThen why!? Why tell me something just so it can torment me!? Why not
let me live in ignorance!?â
âBecause admission of guilt is the first step to redemption.â Weapon V
stepped forward. âAnd taking responsibilities for oneself is the first
step to true freedom. People think they are being responsible by getting
a job, getting married, getting a child...but the truth is they have
never taken responsibilities for themselves, not even for a day in their
lives. They put their responsibilities and power in the hands of tyrants
by any other name, and in doing so became complicit in the oppression of
the less fortunate.â
âShut up! Just...shut the fuck up!â Evey covered her ears. âI donât
wanna hear it! Just leave me alone!â
âI know youâre scared.â Weapon V removed Eveyâs hands, gently but
firmly. âThatâs because you can feel real freedom dawning on you and it
scares you, just like it scares everyone else. Those who would trade
liberty for security deserve neither, for security is the most insidious
prison of all. That pounding of your heart, that sweating of your skin,
that feeling of discomfort when you donât know whatâs going to happen
and what the future will hold...thatâs true freedom, Evey. Donât fear
it; embrace it. Love it.â
âI...donât..â Evey began to sob uncontrollably, her words came out in
unintelligible babbles. âWhatâŚâ
âWhen you were asked to choose between your principles and your life,
you chose your principles.â he took her hand and led her toward an
elevator. âBut when asked to choose between your dignity and the lives
of innocents, you chose to save their lives. Thatâs because you realized
that youâre responsible not to an authority like God, State, or Capital,
but to the lives and well-being of your fellow human beings. Thatâs
Anarchy: the freedom to be loved for who you are, and to love others for
who they are.â
âOutside?â Evey blinked when the elevator started to ascend. âI donât
wanna be blindfolded againâŚâ
âNo more blindfolds, Evey.â Weapon V said as the door opened. âThereâs
no more blindfolds for you.â
âThe roofâŚâ Evey whispered as they stepped into a freezing downpour,
into the storm. âItâs so cold...â
âCan you feel it, Evey?â Weapon V asked. âCan you feel how the cold rain
is pounding your skin?â
âLike Iâve never felt before.â Evey laughed. âAnd itâs wonderful. The
rain, the wind...everything.â
âOnce upon a time, I had a night like this, alone under a roaring sky.â
Weapon V lifted Eveyâs arms up into a âVâ pose. âI was
transformed...transcendent...freed. Tonight is yours, Evey. Now youâre
free.â
âIâll never forgive you for what you did to me, Weapon V.â Evey said and
placed a kiss on Weapon Vâs forehead. âBut you made me realize that my
liberation is bounded up with yours, and that of everyone else. So thank
you, and letâs work together to free the American people, if you would
still have me.â
âI expected nothing less.â Weapon V said looking up from the piano. âAnd
you did it all by yourself. I merely provided the backdrop; the drama
was all your own, and what a great human drama it was!â
âIt was a good backdrop.â Evey said with a laugh. âI really believed I
was in prison. Itâs still hard for me to accept that it was all just you
and me; there were no guards...no interrogators...and no Raven.â
âRaven was real.â Weapon V said as he stood up and went to a door.
âPlease, Evey...come with me.��
Weapon V took Evey to another room, with walls and ceiling covered by
posters and photos of many different faces, but all of them have the
same name and the same signature: Raven Page.
âRaven wrote the letter, in their own words, while they lived.â Weapon V
said. âI delivered it to you as it was delivered to me. The words you
wept over had transformed me as they have transformed you.â
âTheyâre beautiful.â Evey mused at the photo of a person with blue skin.
âWho were they, Weapon V?â
âThey were the inmate of the prison cell next to mine.â Weapon V told
Evey. âThey were Weapon W.â
- V -
âRemember what we discussed, Lex.â Alexander Stark thought back to his
meeting with the mysterious man in the pallid white mask and clutched
his briefcase. âNow go to your tower and repeat the Signal.â
âMr. Stark?â the janitor blinked when she saw Stark go through the front
entrance. âI thought you donât work here anymore?â nevertheless, she
made way for her former boss and even got the door for him.
âNot since that one-eyed thug Fury eminent-domained my ass, no.â Stark
laughed and showed her the briefcase. âItâs still my building though, so
they call me to play the maintenance guy when it acts up.â
âA genius like you, reduced to a working man.â the janitor sighed, not
knowing that Stark had invented nothing and merely acquired them with
his Fatherâs wealth. âAlas, how the mighty have fallen!â
Without another word, Stark stepped into the elevator, which took him to
the server room. The servers control the Sentinels: cat-sized,
spider-like drones connected to Cerebro, helping to detect Mutants and
spread the psychic blockade that prevents them from active use of their
powers. Thatâs about to change.
Stark took a USB from a hidden compartment. Engraved on its surface was
a single word: Forge. It was a testament to the utter incompetence of
Stark and the Shield agents who stole the tower from him that there were
open USB ports on the servers at all, but right now Stark was glad to
have been a fraud.
He plugged the thumb drive in, and a complex flower of mathematical
complexity blossomed inside the servers, bringing with them a short
video message recorded by the masked vigilante called Weapon V, which
appeared on every screen connected to the servers:
âGood day, America. Itâs me again; I would introduce myself, but Iâm
afraid I donât have a name; you can call me Weapon V.â Weapon Vâs image
said with a flourish. âFor years, the Sentinels had watched your every
move in every hour of every day, rooting out un-American ideas like
equality or diversity before you can put them into action. Today, that
shackle had been lifted, and Americans are free to dream again.
âThanks to Mr. Starkâs help, a number of the Sentinels had been infected
by a malware and are now emitting a Signal to counteract the castrating
effect of Cerebro, giving you your power and privacy back. No doubt the
authorities are even now trying to undo this damage to their tyrannical
regime, but you can find your own copy of the malware on the website
SignalForge.
âShow me your faith without deeds, if you can.â Weapon V concluded his
address by pointing a finger at the audience. âYou claim youâre not
Fascists. Prove it. This Signal kills fascists. Repeat the Signal.â
- V -
âThat son of a bitch Stark got away!â Frank growled into the video call.
âHe had some kinda weird ass armor...then this big green guy came to
rescue himâŚthey took out the server room...killed Fury too!â
âWeâre trying to undo the signal and find the host of the SignalForge
site.â Drake said. âWith Shield in disarray, itâs taking longer than
expected, and the site is being mirrored by civilians as we speakâŚâ
âWhat the hell!?â Xavier, who had never raised his voice in his entire
life, finally lost his temper as he witnessed his perfect order
crumbling around him. âWhere the hell is Eric!? Get him on a line now!â
âWe donât know.â Frank said with an expression of disgust. âThe old man
hasnât checked in since heâs sent on the mandatory leave. Maybe he
finally croaked during a chess game or something, heh.â
âYouâll address your superior with respect, Mr. Castle.â Xavierâs voice
turned cold, but the lingering anger was still apparent. âDo your jobs
and maybe we can still keep America great. Xavier out.â
The king of the Illuminati sat back on his throne of a wheelchair, angry
and frustrated. He had gave American people peace in security and the
light of civility; what more could they want from him?
âI built that machine for you, Xavier.â a line suddenly appeared on the
monitor before him, startling Xavier. âI gave it to you because I
thought youâd do the right thing. Now Iâm going to unmake it.â
âForgeâŚ?â the Professor blinked as he clutched at his chest. âNo no no,
youâre dead! We killed you!â
âYou can kill the flesh and blood,â appeared on the screen. âBut ideas
are bulletproof. You will see.â
- V -
âWhatâs wrong, Rose?â Pamela asked her co-worker as they passed one of
those ridiculous âPeace at Any Cost, Civility Above All Elseâ posters,
which was vandalized with a big red âVâ painted over it.
âTheyâre not gonna do anything for Derek.â Rose said gloomily. âThe
government isnât even gonna pay for his funeral. Says it doesnât count
as killed in action since he didnât die during office hours.â
âWhat the actual motherfuck.â Pamela bit her lips and stopped in her
trek. âHeâs right, isnât he?â
âWhoâs right?â Rose blinked. âAbout what?â
âThe man with the mask. Weapon V.â Pamela said. âWe shouldnât have to
live like this. Itâs wrong.â
âMaybe so.â Rose sighed. âBut what can we do?â
Rose walked on, leaving Pamela to brood on her own. Soon enough, a cop
came to harass the single woman like cops always do: itâs what happens
when you give people too much authority over others.
âDid you do this, Miss Hibbertia?â the cop turned out to be a frequent
at the diner. âIâm gonna have to pat you down. Thoroughly.â he said
leering at her. âNothing personal, Pamela; just doing my job here.â
âSo said every Nazi,â Pamelaâs voice was dangerously even. âWhen they
operated the gas chambers.â
âWhat?â the cop blinked, startled by this open act of defiance. âOkay,
Miss Hibbertia, show me your -â
âItâs DOCTOR Hibbertia to you, asswipe!â the woman growled as leaves and
flowers blossomed in her brown hair, which quickly grew into tangling
vines, strangling the pig. âYou know what? Never mind.â
âMy name,â the Inhuman queen in hiding spat on the corpse of the dead
police man. âIs Snake Vine.â
- V -
âWe have to do something!â the tiny Jewish girl beseeched the spectators
to intervene on behalf of a woman who was being beaten by the cops,
probably about to be shot. âTheyâre going to kill her!â
âMeh, just another white bitch.â a black man snorted. âI think a tranny
too. Think itâs fun to steal, that itâs quirky, when people like me had
to steal to survive. Now look at how fun it is to fight the system!â
âWould you feel the same if someone called you a nigger and then shot
your for shop-lifting?â the girl spat in rage, to the absolute horror
and fury of all onlookers. âI know I would be pretty fucking pissed if
someone called me a kike and tried to shoot me, but well I guess thatâs
just me then, you cowards!â
The man fell silent, and so did the crowd. The girl sulked for a while
as the cops unholstered their guns.
âHeâs right, Weapon V.â the girl gave the man a shove; he didnât push
back. âYou libs with your hand-wringing, youâre all the same; all you
care about is clout and power, you donât give a shit about who suffers
and who dies! Youâre all guilty. You are murderers by inaction, each and
every last one of you!â
That said, the girl ran toward the cops, with nothing but her slender
arms to defend her from the bullets.
âWhat the - â the man blinked and ran after her instinctively. âDo you
have a fucking death wish!?â
He pulled her aside and the two fell to the floor, his bulk cushioning
her fall, the two of them narrowly escaping the bullets. But their
victory seemed meaningless, as the cops were converging around them,
their weapons locked and loaded and trained on an unarmed man and a
young girl, ready to murder.
âFuck off!â the girl growled as she reached for the closest copâs gun,
her hand phasing though it and came away with the bullets, disarming it.
âWhat, you can do that?â the man blinked.
âI wasnât sure if I still could.â the girl said.
The police were all over them. They pulled the girl up by her hair while
giving the black man a beating.
âRun.â the man told the girl. âSave yourself.â
âFuck off.â the girl said with a weak smile.
Just then, a hammer hit one of the cops on the side of his head,
splattering his brain across the concrete. The onlookers, at last
overwhelmed by the enormity of the injustice they had been aiding and
abiding for years, awakened to their moral conscience and dormant
humanity, righteous fury filling their hearts.
- V -
âStudent protests continued at the Avengers Academy, protected by the
ex-Marine Captain Rogers.â the news said. âMr. Stark threatens lawsuits
against the government if any harm were to come to themâŚâ
âThose tree-hugging Inhumans attacked the Raft, freeing that terrorist
Kamala Khan.â the police radio said. âThey are demanding 20% reduction
in carbon emission in exchange for the hostagesâŚâ
âWorkers are striking all across the nation,â the news again. âMany of
them chanted the slogan of the Brotherhood, which had transformed into a
labor organization since the disappearance of MagnetoâŚâ
âThey were all wearing that goddamn V mask.â police radio. âCanât tell
Steve from Eve...we grabbed a buncha guys, turned out to be just kids
playing dress-up, the bank robbers were long gone by thenâŚâ
âAll these riots and outrage...is this Anarchy in America, Weapon V?â
Evey asked between push-ups while listening to the comms and broadcasts
Weapon V had in the room, barely breaking a sweat or breathing hard. âIs
this the fabled âland of the free, home of the braveâ?â
âNo.â Weapon V shook his head. âThis is only the twilightâs last
gleaming for a dying empire. Anarchy means âwithout rulesâ, not âwithout
orderâ. Rules, or involuntary order, breeds the disenfranchised, the
worshipers of St. Guillotine. Representative âdemocracyâ is like figure
skating: beautiful on the surface, with cold vortex lurking just below.
And that layer of ice theyâre on is precariously thin indeed.â
âThis isnât Anarchy, Evey.â Weapon V concluded. âThis is chaos.â
- V -
âIâm in charge now that the old man isnât coming back!â Frank told his
fellow officers. âWeâre gonna have a new unit â Iâm calling it the
Banishers! Weâre gonna banish the un-Americans from this land!â
âThis is our logo:â Frank pulled a skull mask over his head. âThe
message is clear: if you donât like our America, if you have any
complaint about it whatsoever...you can go home, or go to hell and die!â
âTheyâll join us or die!â Frank sprayed spittle with patriotic fervor.
âAnyone who isnât straight, white, or Christian...all the un-Americans
will convert to our way or life, or they wonât have a life at all!â
âFascism, when first detecting chaos at its heels, will entertain the
vilest schemes to preserve its orderly facade.â Weapon V continued. âBut
itâs always order without love, justice, or liberty, which canât stop
their little worldâs inevitable descent into hell on Earth: after all,
itâs always been hell for the oppressed.
âFascism wears two faces: the Liberal and the Conservative. The Liberal
dangles a false hope of reform before the people, if theyâd only
continue to support the system that exploited them. The Conservative
attacks the Liberal mercilessly, but in truth theyâre two sides of the
same coin, a coin for the slaver.
âThe collapse of Fascism sends cracks through bedrooms and boardrooms,
churches and schools alike. All rules are tyranny, and all institutions
are oppression. Equality and freedom are not luxuries that can be easily
cast aside; without them, order cannot exist without becoming an
instrument of violence.â
âAre you almost finished?â Evey inquired about what he had spent the
last hour on while they talked.
âSee for yourself.â Weapon V pulled his hands away from his house of
cards. âThe playing cards, royal soldiers to their monarch, with numbers
on their faces, color-coded for their conveniences. Poor cards, your
pretty little empire took you so long to build, but now with a single
snap of historyâs fingersâŚâ
Weapon V snapped his fingers.
âIt all goes down.â
- V -
Eric stood before the abandoned Genosha Resettlement Camp, the toilet
where all the âundesirablesâ of respectable American society were
flushed down into. He had the syringe he found in Dr. Surridgeâs fridge
in his hand; it was labeled âSuper Soldier Serum.â He didnât know if
Surridge kept it in the fridge, or if Weapon V planted it there; he
didnât even know if itâs actually the Serum at all, it could just as
easily be cyanide, LSD, or water. But he had to try it. He had to try
his best to understand what made Weapon V. He owed it to the world, and
he owed it to himself, to find out who he is, who Weapon V is...
...Who Magneto was, beyond just another voice stifled by Xavier, his
armor another trophy in a museum. His information was scrubbed as if he
was an X-Man; all Eric could find were hearsay about how close he and
Xavier was, that they were best friends or even lovers. Imagine a man
willing to betray his best friend, his lover even, for the sake of
power, in pursuit of his vision of a perfect world...what kind of man
love like that? What kind of monster would put systems and institutions
above human lives and suffering, and only visits what remained of their
friends and loved ones in museums and graveyards?
He injected the translucent liquid into his vein. Now he was
strapped-in, counting down from his wrist to his heart to his brain,
ready for take off. He didnât know what to expect, so he decided to take
a look around when there was still daylight. He found an oven. This must
be the oven. The one where they cooked people in, turning them into
ashes. If he had known all of this atrocity was happening, would he
still joined the force? Why did he join the force in the first place?
What could it possibly achieve?
He saw two bodies hanging down from the barbed fence, one black and
another Native American. They were both naked, with heavy bruises and
deep cuts all over. Even though he had seen much worse in his work, Eric
knelt down and threw up. He was disgusted by the naked hatred of the
perpetrators, as well as the apathy of the ârespectableâ Americans to
allow this to happen under their noses. And at that point he realized
this cruelty is nothing new. Itâs the American way. It always was, and
always will be.
He felt overwhelmed. He tried to go back the way he came, but suddenly
the gate was so impossibly far away. He canât walk that far; his legs
felt like jelly and everything was thrumming. He was trapped in a job
that disgusted him, but his only âfriendâ is an asshole who thinks with
his guns instead of his brain or heart, just like the rest of them on
the force. He was alone, he was so horribly alone. He wished his old
friends were here...his old comrades...he used to have those, back in
the days of the BrotherhoodâŚ
Oh. Oh, look! There they were! They were all smiling; they were all
happy. God, itâs been so longâŚhe had forgotten how rich the color of
someoneâs skin could be, a million different shades instead of just a
pale and sickly white...the girls he saw kissing each other at the
demonstrations, and the men, so gentle and soft-spoken...oh Jesus, he
missed them...he missed their voices and their walk, their food and
their clothes, their art and their music. His friends...there at the
Pride parades, the Antifa rallies, the strikesâŚ
âBeast...Toad...PyroâŚâ he muttered their names, almost like praying.
âDestiny...Mystique...Forge...â
He wanted them to see beyond the uniform. He wanted them to know that he
cared. But it was no use. One by one, they were taken behind the
chemical shed and shot for the crimes of their existence, their bodies
burnt to ash in the people oven. They would never know he cared, now
that they were all dead, their ashes flushed down the toilet. It was
just as well; what was his care if he didnât act upon it? Like everyone,
he talked about liberty and justice while working for a system of
injustice and oppression.
âI love youâŚ!â Eric broke down into tears, for the first time in...the
first time as far as he remembered.
He saw movement in the main compound. He went in and saw a pile of
documents stacked on a table.
âAnimal mutation experiment, Weapon V:â Dr. Surridge declared as she
suddenly appeared right next to him. âSubject exhibits close to human
intelligence and form, as well as a potent healing factorâŚâ
The subject, a mutated wolverine, was howling in pain and agony, its
twisted limbs vaguely resembling that of a person, with sharp mental
claws protruding from its paws, covered by black opera gloves.
âAll clones so far had died from accelerated aging and cellular
degeneration.â Dr. Surridge continued, as if the Ericâs horrified face
wasnât staring at her. âSubject 23 was the only one to have survivedâŚâ
âWhat the fuck are you doing, Tessa?â Eric called out and tried to reach
for the good doctor. âYouâre better than this; I know you are. You have
a heart...you gave free medicine to poor childrenâŚâ
âAnd who made them poor in the first place, hm?â Bishop appeared behind
him. âIt was you! Whiteys! You took all the money and leave the rest of
us only tidbits, so we fight over scraps like fucking rats!â
âBishop?â Eric blinked as he turned around, but Bishop was at his back
no matter how much he turned.
âNah, Imma just a pawn!â Bishop laughed. âThatâs what whiteys think, no?
You can build huts out of shit and call it architecture, but when
Egyptians or Natives built pyramids, itâs aliens or super muties!â
âAre you one of them super muties, hm?â Bishop raised a quizzical
eyebrow. âAre you Magneto?â
âIâm not - â Eric began, and then bit his tongue because: âI donât
know...who he is...or...who I amâŚâ
Someone grabbed his arms. It was Emma Prothero in her wardenâs uniform,
except there were three of them, two of them grabbing his arms while one
led them all toward the cells and the chemical shed.
âNo, please, stop it!â Eric cried in fear and confusion. âI have served
faithfully! Is that not enough?â
The three Emmas all turned to face him, but the only word that came out
of their mouths is just this:
âGoo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku! Goo-ku!
Goo-ku!â
âLeave me alone!â Eric swung his arms and scattered papers all over the
floor; when he came to it he was standing in front of a cell, and the
only person he could see was a blue person on the inside.
âMe and Ireneâs only son.â the person told him. âKeep him safe, Magneto.
You owed us that much.â
âYou and Destinyâs child, yes.â Eric nodded, reaching out his hand. âIâm
so sorry, Mystique. I wish - â
He wanted to apologize, to beg them for forgiveness, but his plea fell
on the deaf ears of dead people.
âIâm sorry, Eric.â Xavier told him, in a memory lost in the sea of time,
a memory thatâs only set loose because of Frankâs counterattack. âBut
Magneto has to go. They all have to go. For the sake of peace.â
How? Eric asked himself as he climbed into the cell and curled up into a
fetal position. How did he get here? To this stinking place â his
conscience, his job, his life...his prison, his hell, his punishment.
Who imprisoned him here? Who was keeping him here? Who made him
detective Eisenhardt, a slave of the US government? Who could release
him from his torment? Whoâs strangling and stifling him except -
â...Me?â
He raised his hand and pushed at the metal door to his cell through
sheer force of will, bending it out of the frame without ever laying a
finger on it. When he walked out of his inferno, he saw the letter âWâ
engraved on the door, now laying upside-down on the floor, looking more
like a stylized âMâ instead. M for Magneto, Master of Magnetism, moving,
mutating, mowing down the monsters that manipulated his mind, feeling
maternal, feeling magnificent, feeling this moxie, this magic, this
majesty, thisâŚ
âMarvel.â he sighed, standing alone beneath a roaring sky, freed from
his American nightmare at last.
- V -
âThings are spinning out of control.â Drake told Madrox and put a badge
into his hands. âBy the power vested in me, I officially deputize you.
Welcome to the side of law and order, Mr. Madrox.â
âLong time no see, Don Essex.â Madrox went back to his old boss, hiding
his gun behind a badge like every coward. âCompliments from my new
employers.â then he shot the mob boss down like a dog.
âSorry boss, but I moved up in the food chain.â Madrox sat down in
Essexâs chair while his duplicates cleaned up the scene. âAfter all,
whatâs law enforcement if not the biggest, meanest mob in the nation?â
- V -
âAre you gonna do something,â Evey asked, impatient. âOr just hide down
here and sit out the chaos?â
âThe chaos progresses splendidly without us, Evey.â Weapon V said. âFor
my part, I rather think itâs time we put certain things in order.â
âThe hell does that mean?â Evey pressed on. âAre we gonna do something
or not? What will happen?â
âQue sera, sera.â Weapon V sang. âWhatever will be, will be.â
âA song isnât an answer.â Evey scowled. âWhatever will be? I wanna know
what youâll do, Weapon V.â
âYou want me to show you my will?â Weapon V asked. âVery well.â a nod.
âWell thenâŚthis way.â
âNot exactly what I asked, but whatevs.â Evey shrugged and followed
Weapon V through the corridors.
âKnowledge is like air:â Weapon V took Evey to the room filled with
banned books, the room she saw when she was first brought to the Danger
Room. âItâs essential to life, and no one should be denied it.â
âOh, câmon, Weapon V!â Evey waved her hands for emphasis. âNo more
games! Youâve always been mysterious...about yourself, this place, your
plans...if knowledge is air, youâre strangling me here!â
âQuite the reverse, Evey.â Weapon V replied. âI have been teaching you
how to breath. Now, this way.â
âIn the digital era, the people worship the God of Black Mirrors and
live in the United States of Social Media.â he showed her a room filled
with electronics and computers. âPixels and bytes are their reality; by
manipulating codes and data, we can remake reality to our liking, just
as the technocrats always do.â
âOh, these rooms are connected?â Evey asked as she began to grasp the
geometry of the Danger Room.
âEverything is connected, Evey.â Weapon V led Evey to the room with
photos and posters of every role Raven had ever played. âEverything and
everyone. You must understand that knowledge is not all your heritage;
it also includes passion and conviction like Ravenâs. And romance.
Always, always romance.â
âIn midst the insurrectionâs clamor, itâs easy to forget what weâre
fighting for, what weâre willing to die for.â he led her to the room
with a piano and other musical instruments. âDo you hear the people
sing? Anarchy must embrace the noises of bombs and gunfire, but she
always loves sweet music more.â
âEdelweiss, edelweissâŚâ Evey played it on the piano. âMan, I still canât
get it right. Itâ so simple too!â
âHere youâll find books and equipment that will help you make bombs out
of groceries or make drugs cheaper than water; use it wisely.â Weapon V
took Evey to a laboratory. âWe can never have too much science; with it
ideas can germinate in a bed of theory, form, and practice, which
assists their growth.â
âBut we must be a vigilant and constant gardener,â Weapon V opened a
door to his rose garden. âFor some seeds are the seeds of destruction,
and the most iridescent blooms are often the most dangerous.â
âYou got a rose for each of your...vendetta.â Evey said. âIs there a
rose here for Professor Xavier?â
âOh no, not here.â Weapon V shook his head. âFor him, I have cultivated
a most special Rose. Come.â
âWhatâs on the next floor?â
âNot so much a floor as a mezzanine.â Weapon V put a few bricks wrapped
in paper into Eveyâs hands. âJust one more floor to go. If you can help
me carry these, I will be grateful. Just be careful with them.â
âSure.â Evey nodded. âWhat are these?â
âC-4 explosives.â
âExplosives!?â Evey drew in a breath. âWhat are you gonna blow up? What
are you doing with them?â
âIâm not going to blow up anything.â Weapon V laughed. âNot anymore. So
help me dispose of them.â
âThere are two wolves inside every revolution: the wolverine and the
shepherd.â Weapon V told Evey while they walked further down the spiral
staircase. âThus the wolverine devours other predators; clear a path so
the shepherd may lead the herd to a better world. Predators, once slain,
make further murderâs means irrelevant. Away with our claws and tooth,
then! Away with our wolverines! They have no place within our better
world. But let us raise a toast to all our killers, all our monsters,
the best at what they do even if what they do isnât very nice. Letâs
drink their health, then meet with them no more.â
âWow, itâs so cool!â Evey cheered when she saw the plane Weapon V
stashed down there. âWhat is it?â
âJust a memento from another life.â Weapon V said lightly and opened the
hangar of the plane, which was filled with flowers as well. âCome, letâs
be discreet and hide all the C-4 behind the spider liliesâŚâ
âItâs like another garden in there.â Evey giggled as she walked out of
the plane and looked it over. âIt looks so old...where did you get it?
What did you use it for? Were you like a superhero or something?â
But Weapon V simply turned his head and walked away without another
word, so Evey followed him.
âWhat are the flowers for?â Evey asked, but the pallid white mask just
smiled. â...What are they for, Weapon V?â she asked again, but he never
said a word, as if he hadnât heard. âI asked you a question!â
âYou asked me to show you my will.â Weapon V said at last. âI have done
so. Now I have to wait.â
âWeapon V, Iâm tired of your puzzles. Just tell me!â Evey said
dejectedly. âWhat are you waiting for?â
âIâm waiting for the end.â
âWait, what? Is that - â Evey blinked. âMore fucking lyrics!? It is,
innit!? I remember that reference!â she sighed. âI give up, Weapon V. No
more games. Whatâs so bad you canât tell it to me straight?â
âWeapon V, Iâm waiting.â Evey crossed her arms below a movie poster.
âWhat are you trying to say?â
The poster was of a 1973 American crime thriller directed by Robert
Altman, starring Elliott Gould as Philip Marlowe, an adaptation based on
a 1953 hard-boiled detective novel by Raymond Chandler:
The Long Goodbye.
- V -
Rose looked at the cardboard box on her bed as she got dressed with
somewhere to go; a big red âVâ was painted on one side. She found the
box on her doorsteps; there was a Sentinel drone inside, its legs
removed, still broadcasting the Signal that kills Fascists. She put the
legless drone into her purse after she squeezed into her dress; without
legs its spherical shape was barely bigger than a can of soda.
âDear Mrs. Summers:â the note that came with the box said, âI understand
you have suffered a great deal of humiliation following your husbandâs
death, since this country is too busy using people up to take care of
them or their widows. Since I was there when your husband died, I feel
obliged to help you get whatever little justice from a fundamentally
unjust system. Sincerely Yours, Weapon V.â
Rose hesitated. What she was about to do was unthinkable for a normal
human being. Most countries go years or decades without it occurring
even once, though in the great America itâs quite common.
âWhat the actual motherfuck. Heâs right, isnât he?â her coworker
Pamelaâs words echoed in Roseâs ears, helping her to make up her mind.
âWeapon V. We shouldnât have to live like this. Itâs wrong.â
Rose picked up a picture of herself with her husband Derek and her
sister Jean. She kissed it softly, remembering all the good times the
three of them had together, then she burned it in her bare hands.
- V -
The Holocaust Museum, Washington D. C.
They put his armor here after his âdeathâ, as he is the son of Holocaust
survivors. They couldnât erase him, but they could insult his memories
by scrubbing the hammer and sickle from his chest place to satisfy the
incessant demand for political correctness from the Conservatives,
pretending as if the Nazis didnât also genocide queers and political
dissidents like himself, just like how that stupid Victims of Communism
Memorial Foundation had deemed it fit to put the death toil from the
Legacy Virus on Communism, on account of it being originated from a
âCommunistâ nation. How laughable.
Soon, he would claim even more lives in the name of Communism, lives of
the bourgeoisie swines.
He took the helmet into his hands, turned it around to inspect the
stylize purple âMâ on the red surface, before putting it on. It was a
gift from his old flame, Xavier; it was given to him so heâd know that
his thoughts and his love were his, and not the result of coercion from
Xavierâs telepathy. But in the end, it didnât matter; nothing ever
really mattered to Xavier â not him, not the country, not their friends.
Itâs about power. It had always been about power. Power without belief,
without faith, without conviction.
He put on the armor and the cloak. Flexed his fingers. The various metal
casings rattled under his will.
There was no memorial to commemorate the victims of Capitalism. The
homeless people who starved to death because the government put bleach
into the free food offered by kind citizens. Children being worked to
death in sweat shops all over Asia and Africa, so that Westerners can
have blood chocolate or coffee on the cheap. Arabs being blown to pieces
and shot full of holes, so the Americans can steal the oil from their
ancestral lands. All of them, sacrificed on the altar of Moloch, cost of
business as usual.
No more. No more business as usual. No more quiet complicity. Today they
would make a joyful noise!
âHello, Detective Eisenhardt.â a voice came from behind him. He turned
around. âSo, we meet at last.â
It was the Anarchist, the terrorist, the revolutionary, the masked
vigilante calling himself Weapon V.
âEric Eisenhardt is dead.â he took out his sidearm and unloaded the
bullets. Adamantium, requisitioned when Surridge found trace amount of
the metal in the wounds of his victims. âMy name is Magneto.â
Then he shot the bullets into Weapon Vâs body through sheer force of
will, killing the villain at last.
- V -
âNow Iâd like to introduce my very good friend:â the President said.
âGive it up for Professor Xavier!â
âThank you, Mr. President.â Xavier was all smile and wave as he rolled
onto the stadium. âIn the last few months, we have suffered a series of
terrorist attacks, committed by the Mutant supervillain calling himself
Weapon V. These despicable and cowardly acts could only be conceived in
the mind of a mad man who is utterly devoid of any compassion, knowing
neither the fear of God nor the love of science.â
Yes, despite her fear, for itâs insignificant, just like everything else
about her sad, miserable little life.
âI would like to remind my fellow Americans that this country is built
on a dream, the dream of liberty. That means sometimes we have to break
bread with people we disagree with, and listen to opinions we found
atrocious. We cannot simply discount someoneâs opinion because we think
theyâre racist, sexist, or homophobic; we mustnât ignore entire people
simply because they produced violent radicals.â
Yes, even though she would die from it, because if she didnât then her
life would have meant nothing.
âThe only people that we must always resist are the Communists and
Muslims. Their ways of lives are fundamentally un-American. We must
never break bread with these political extremists and violent radicals;
theyâve forfeited their rights to be heard the moment they decided to
criticize the sacred laws of our nation and attack its divine
institutions. We must focus on eliminating these threats completely.â
Yes, because their lives were wasted on his vision of perfect order, the
only vision they were allowed.
âWe mustnât use violence in place of dialogues. We must always trust in
order and the system, to work with them in striving for our goals. For
weâre simply the greatest democracy in the world, perfect in its
conception and immaculate in its execution; thereâs nothing in this
country that cannot be fixed if you simply call your representatives and
cast your sacred votes. The institution is simply God himself.â
Yes, because his kind lead them to hell, and then tell them the only way
out is to suffer more in hell.
âThis way, miss.â Drake smiled as he cleared a path for her through the
crowd. âHe will appreciate it.â
Yes, because sheâs nearly there so everyone think sheâs important; sheâs
not, but she will be, after today.
âIt seems like I have a visitor.â Xavier smiled warmly as Drake led her
onstage. âWhatâs your name?â
Yes, because theyâve met a dozen time and her husband and sister died
for him and you motherfucker -
âYou canât even remember my fucking face!â Rose said coldly as hot
flames engulfed her and her surroundings, shaping into a form that
roughly resembles a giant bird made of fire, a fiery phoenix that
devoured the entire stadium in its heat. Drake tried to protect Xavier
and the President with a shield of ice, but his gesture was as futile as
trying to put out the Sun with a water gun. They were all burned.
After today, Rose Summers (nee Gray) became the pride and joy of
Liberals for all eternity: the first and only woman to have successfully
assassinated a sitting President of the United States of America.
âEveyâŚâ
âFinally, youâre back!â Evey turned around to meet Weapon V. âYou just
fucking walked off after you showed me the plane thing. What the fuck
was that all about? Where have you been all this time? I - â
Before her very eyes, the man who she believed to be indestructible
collapsed into a puddle of blood.
âEveyâŚâ Weapon V coughed. âListen carefully...my end is here, and I
donât have long in this world.â
âWeapon VâŚ!â Evey panicked. âOh God...! Donât talk, Iâll go get the
bandages! Just...hang in there!â
âNo...â Weapon V shook his head. âIâd be dead by the time youâre back,
there are things I must sayâŚâ
âThis country is not saved...far from it. But its old beliefs are in
shambles...and perhaps from their ruins we may rebuild. That is their
task...to rule themselves, their lives, loves, and lands...with this
achieved, then let them speak of salvation...for without it, they are
surely carrion, a fine feast for the crowsâŚâ
âOh noâŚâ Evey held Weapon Vâs cold body in her arms, her clothes soaked
in blood. âOh pleaseâŚâ
âBy the turn of decade they shall know their fate: either a rose bud of
true freedom among the rubble blooms, or else it has bloomed too late,
and a poisonous flower of Fascism shall blossom in its place. But what
about you, little sister, now that Iâm dead and gone? What does destiny
has in store for you?â
âYouâre not!â Evey cried, her warm tears dripping onto the pallid white
mask. âYouâre not gonna die!â
âHush, now. You must learn whose face lies behind this mask, but you
must never see my face. Clear?â
âWhat?â Evey blinked. âWhat are you saying? No more puzzles, Weapon V!
Donât leave me like this!â
âWhite House...â Weapon Vâs breaths grew shallow. âBlack bird...must
fly...gimme a Viking funeralâŚâ
âGood luck, sweet Evey.â was his last words. âI love you, little
sister.â
The he stopped breathing.
âBrothers, sisters, and everyone in between and beyond, I have an
announcement:â Magneto addressed the striking workers before one of
Starkâs factories. âI have slain the villainous terrorist Weapon V.â
A commotion broke out among the crowd; both from the news of Weapon Vâs
death, and the apparent resurrection of a revolutionary vanguard long
thought dead, presumably murdered by the government.
âWhile we condemn his chaotic methods and anti-State rhetoric, we must
also thank him for awakening the social consciousness of the American
people.â Magneto continued, âHe reminded us why a country built upon the
dreams and labors of workers should not be controlled by a few elites
and robber barons; a nation of workers should be just that: a country by
the workers, for the workers, of the workers!â
âHumans, Mutants:â Magneto raised his fist high into the air. âOne
struggle, one Brotherhood!â
While the people got properly riled up by his speech, a handful of black
vans arrived at the scene, and police officers with body armor and riot
shields aimed their automatic weapons at the unarmed mass.
âOld man?â one of them called out from under his skull mask; it was
Frank Castle. âWhere the hell have you been? What the fuck are you
wearing? Are you a goddamn faggot or something now?â
âIâm homosexual, yes.â Magneto said calmly as he lifted the vans with
his mind. âAnd Frankie boy?â
âMy name is Magneto.â then he made Castle and his Banishers roadkills
beneath their own vehicles.
- V -
Evey stared at the body. She didnât know how long it had been. Seconds?
Minutes? Hours? Days?
She walked down the spiral staircase, thinking about everything Weapon V
had told her. She couldnât believe he was dead. He wouldnât die and
leave her in all this confusion. So he couldnât be dead. That was all
there was to it. She would walk up those stairs and through that door
and he would be alive and it would just be another mean trick, another
part of her education. No hanging back, she went back...
No movement. Dead then. What happens next? Weapon V never said. He said
he was educating her, but he never actually said what he was educating
her for. He never told her what she was supposed to do.
She walked toward the body, very quietly, very reverently; stooped down,
her fingers struggling with elasticated straps, she took off the maskâŚ
His name was James Howlett. He was one of the X-Men, way back when the
X-Men was just Xavierâs personal superhero team, plugging holes created
by a corrupt system without addressing the underlying rot. As time went
on, he grew increasingly disgruntled, and after one black-bag job too
many involving the death of a child, he turned on his former masters and
was sent off to Genosha for re-educationâŚ
No. That wasnât what she did. What she did was, in tears she stumbled
over to the corpse. It was slippery with blood beneath her fingers, but
she tore the mask aside, andâŚ
Their name was Raven Page, Weapon W. They wrote the note to Evey when
they thought they would die in genosha, but they survived while the
actual Weapon V died. With their power of shapeshifting, they assumed
the identity of Weapon V and proceeded to kill off everyone who worked
at the camp, so no one would know who they were and go after their son
while they avenged their dead girlfriendâŚ
No. That wasnât it, either. Because he was so larger than life, Weapon
V. And what if he was just a nobody? Even if he was somebody, he would
be smaller, because of all the people he could be but wasnâtâŚ
She shook her head. Oh, she didnât know. She didnât know what she meant.
She should just do it; she should just walk across the floor and take
hold of the maskâŚ
His name was Hank Kinney, Father of Evey Kinney. He was taken away by
the X-Men but instead of dying in the camps, he was thoroughly
radicalized by his traumatic experience there. He went from a
mild-mannered man and political moderate to a violent extremist and
political radical, once again showing people how there was no greater
recruitment tool for terrorism than government crueltyâŚ
No, she was past that one. Weapon V wasnât her Father; she knew that.
Even if he was, it wouldnât be enough. If she took off that mask,
something would go away forever, be diminished because whoever he was
isnât as big as the idea of him. But he said she had to learn whose face
lies behind that maskâŚ
So she started walking towards the body, trying not to tread in all the
blood. It didnât move. It didnât look much like a person anymore;
something had gone from it. She knelt, her hands were trembling, she
could hardly find the fastenings, but finally she lifted away that
maddening smileâŚ
Her name was Evey Kinney. The State murdered her Father, and the Capital
forced her into crime. She was nearly raped and killed by the people who
had sworn to protect and serve, until an outlaw saved her and took her
under his wing, teaching her everything the school is afraid for her to
know. Weapon V asked what her destiny was; she thought he wouldnât
believe in destiny, but now she understood him.
Destiny, free will: the same thing.
Came here, put here: no difference.
What was done to her created her.
She didnât start the fire.
She was simply the smoke.
And at last she knew.
She knew who Weapon V must be.
So she smiled that maddening smile...
...And put on the mask.
- V -
The prison doors rattled and then came loose from their frames under
Magnetoâs command, releasing the inmates back into the civilized world
that rejected them because of their race, gender, or religion.
âWhat is your name, child?â he asked the closest prisoner, a teenager
with brown skin and blue hair.
âDominic Petros.â
âDid your parents pick it for you,â Magneto asked. âLike when they
picked your clothes and school?â
âLook, I donât like it either.â Dominic said. âBut it beats being called
Snowflake just âcause Iâm enby.â
âI donât want to hear the name your parents or anyone else give you.â
Magneto shook his head. âI want to know the name you chose for
yourself.â he shot a quizzical gaze toward the other inmates. âWell,
perhaps your former housemates could provide some ideasâŚ?â indicated
them with a wave of hand.
âIâm Darwin.â said the black man whose features were ever-changing,
adapting to the circumstances.
âCall me Jubilee.â said the Chinese woman who created the November 11th
fireworks for Weapon V.
âNegasonic Teenage Warhead.â all eyes gathered on the lesbian. â...What?
Itâs a good name, innit?â
âDo you realize,â Darwin smirked. âThat you can sing that name with the
tune of the Ninja Turtles?â
âYou really can, heh.â Jubilee giggled. âNegasonic Teenage Warhead!
Teenage Mutant Negasonic!â
âHm, how aboutâŚâ Dominic put a finger to xis lips and thought about it
for a while. â...Avalanche?â
âPleasure to meet you, Avalanche.â Magneto smiled and offered xer a
gloved hand. âI am Magneto.â
âWait, what? Youâre Magneto?â Jubilee blinked in surprise. âTHE Magneto?
From the Brotherhood?â
âNo way, man!â Darwin shook his head. âHeâs dead! No one had seen him
since the Legacy Virus!â
âWell, I - â Magneto was interrupted when a prison guard came running;
the name tag revealed him to be one Mr. Kibblesmith. Avalanche shot the
man a dirty glance, and then suddenly grinned widely.
âYo, dipshit!â Avalanche laughed as a snowflake fell onto Kibblesmithâs
head. Then another. And then another. The snowflakes kept falling until
the dipshit was buried in an avalanche. âIâm Avalanche!â
- V -
âTheyâre still there?â asked one of the Madroxes. âAll the same fucking
mask. Gives me the creeps.â
âTell me about it.â said another of the Madroxes. âItâs like that
goddman Occupy shit all over again.â
âItâs that Weapon V clownface.â the third Madrox said. âReminded people
about that stupid V mask.â
âAt least theyâre not doing anything.â observed the first Madrox. âJust
sitting there, waiting forâŚ?â
âMagneto came back from the dead.â the second Madrox said. âThey wish
Weapon V would too.â
âPeople donât come back from the dead everyday.â the third said. âThis
isnât a fucking comic book.â
As if on cue, the speakers around the plaza crackled to life, and a
silhouette appeared atop a nearby building, framed by a cloak and a top
hat, arms raised to the sky in the shape of the letter âVâ.
âGood evening, America.â the villain said. âI would introduce myself,
but truth be told, I donât have a name; you can just call me Weapon V.
Donât worry now, Iâll keep this one short and sweet as wellâŚâ
âSince the dawn of the human race, a small minority of oppressors took
up the responsibilities we each should have taken for ourselves.â Weapon
V said. âIn doing so, they took our power; by doing nothing, we gave it
away. We propped up these idols in the hopes that they would protect us
from prosecution, but we also gave them the authority to oppress the
less fortunate. We have seen where their way leads, though concentration
camps and burning battlefields, straight toward the human
slaughterhouse.
âThe founders of this nation put down the laws in the misguided belief
that the institution will protect us from tyranny. But all rules are
tyranny, and all institution are oppression; when people trust in the
institutions of the State and the system of Capitalism as surely as they
believed in a heavenly God, they created a worse kind of tyranny: a
tyrannical system with no face, no soul, and no mind, it knows only to
consume everything in its path in service of the institutions, a tyranny
cheered on by the majority.
âIn Anarchy, there is another way. With the myth of State and Capital
out of the way, the real bond that binds us together as human beings
becomes apparent. Our only responsibility is to ourselves and each
other; we are to accept no rules, no systems, and no institutions, but
to give our fellow human beings a helping hand when one is required of
us. With that achieved, from ruins shall come new lives, hope
reinstated. Everybody says that Anarchy is dead, but you see, reports of
my death were...exaggerated.
âTomorrow, the White House will be destroyed, its walls reduced to
rubble, an end to what had came before.â Weapon V concluded. âTonight,
all of you musk ask yourself a question: are you ready to do more than
just wearing the mask? Are you ready to embody the mask and its message?
Are you ready to become a weapon: a weapon against injustice, a weapon
against tyranny...a weapon for Anarchy?â
âAnd so, adios.â Weapon V tipped her top hat at the crowd before she
vanished behind the building.
A moment of quiet contemplation preceded the uproar; the more absolute
the hush, the more shocking the thunderclap. At last the people realized
their suffering was caused not by the cruelty of fate, but by the
injustice of their fellow human beings, and a great tide of righteous
fury swept over the nation, and there werenât enough Madroxes in the
whole world to stop a people who had awakened to the truth.
- V -
âAll species on Mother Earth needs her to survive.â Snake Vine told the
handful of Inhumans on the roof with her. âBut Mother Earth doesnât need
any of us. Everyone looks to an environment killer like Stark or his
accomplices in the government when they said âlooking out for number
oneâ; well, itâs time someone starts looking out for the real number
one! The Inhumans will succeed where humans fail!â
A dark shape leapt out of a bat-shaped helicopter and landed on the roof
near the Inhumans. Everyone could readily tell who the newcomer was;
Bruce Bolt, a good-for-nothing playboy with the power to create
shockwaves when he shouts. He became a trillionaire by the virtue of
marrying the princess of Wakanda, but all he did with that fortune was
making a bat fursuit he could beat poor criminals in.
âYour villainy ends here, Poison Ivy!â he said slicing at the hair-vines
covering the building with a bat-shaped knife. âRelease the good,
hard-working bankers inside this building from your vines at once!â
âMy name is Snake Vine, bat-brain!â she said with a sigh and her hands
on her hips. âAnd why should I? The Earth and the people donât need
bankers to survive, but they sure as hell need more plants!â
âBecause you donât own this building!â Bruce growled. âThe survival and
well-being of the planet and the human species are secondary to a piece
of paper that says who owns this plot of God-made land!â
âWell, when you put it that way - â Snake Vine wanted to snark him more
because he was so close to having a breakthrough, but it was interrupted
when a pair of giant palms crushed him like a cockroach.
âKamala!?â Snake Vine blinked. âDid you just fucking murder him? Good
job, Iâm so proud of you!â
âDid not.â Kamala examined the broken Bat as she peeled him from her
shrinking palms. âA shame.â
âWell, take him with us then.â Snake Vine said as she turned to leave.
âHe might just get it right yet.â
- V -
âGive me a Viking funeral.â he told her. That wasnât much. That wasnât
much to ask. Not after what he did. He came out of an abattoir unharmed,
but no unchanged. He realized the necessity of freedom and equality, not
just for himself or the selected few, but for all human beings. He
realized it, and instead of just talking about it, he dared to put it
into action. She didnât agree with everything he said and did, but at
the end of the day, she would rather have him by her side than anyone
who has nothing but words.
His foes thought he sought vengeance upon their flesh alone, but he
gorged their ideology as well, what little there was to it; he revealed
Liberalism and its mockery of democracy for the shams that they are, a
mere hotbed for extremism to fester and grow among the victims of its
apathetic institutions. Desperate people act, desperately. Either theyâd
put the blame on the marginalized people theyâve oppressed and march
toward an early grave with Fascism, or theyâd have to embrace the true
liberty of Anarchism.
Now the people stood within the ruins of their civilized society, a
prison meant to feast upon their lives and outlive them all. The prison
gate was open; they could leave together, or fell instead to squabbling
and new chains. The choice was theirs, and no one elseâs, as ever it
must be. She would not lead them, but she would help them build, and she
would kill when they were threatened by predators that wish to harm and
exploit them. The age of wolverines was no more; they had no place in
this better world.
âGive me a Viking funeral.â he told her.
âItâs yours, brother.â Evey whispered and put Weapon Vy into a casket
full of spider lilies. âItâs yours.â
Away. Away he went, with all his spider lilies and C-4, soaring high in
the sky within the embrace of a metal Valkyrie. How much explosives were
on that plane? She never bothered to count the packages. More than
enough, sheâd bet; itâs always double or nothing with him. âThe
Blackbird must flyâ, he told her. Lockheed SR-71 "Blackbird": the plane
used by X-Men back when they were Xavierâs superhero team, with stealth
technology from the genius called Forge. âGive me a Viking funeral.â he
told her.
She had 5 minutes to take the elevator to the roof. It was so easy for
her to find her way around now. Upon her guided tour, Weapon V showed
this place to her and told her it was his will; she didnât get it back
then, but of course he was right about this place â it was his will, and
she was the sole beneficiary. Itâs 6:16; he was almost there now,
speeding on his winged funeral barge across the endless expanse of the
sky, slicing through the breaking dawn toward his destination, the final
resting place for this hero:
The White House.
The explosion itself was a surprisingly uneventful affair, nothing she
hadnât seen before. Presidential staffs die like any other mortal, and
the White House fell like any other building. Descending now to claim
her heritage, she thought about the tasks ahead: so vast, so vital, and
so vexing. She felt wired, elated, enthusiastic, and maybe just a little
bit scared. But that was what liberty means: being free to face your
fears and overcome them, instead of being imprisoned by the fears of
oneself and others.
She had things to do. People to see. Evey found the girl when âWeapon Vâ
was heading back from the plaza; her comrades called her Kitty. Kitty
could phase though solid objects, but was caught off guard when the
police jammed the Signal and ambushed her from behind. Evey had rescued
her among the chaos and took her to the safety of the Danger Room; now
sheâs just waiting for the Kitty to wake up.
âNyaaaaâŚâ the girl finally came to it. âWhereâŚ?â
âWelcome to the Danger Room, Kitty.â Evey said. âYou can call me Weapon
V. This is my home.â
- V -
âIt may be too late to save the future.â Lex Stark said mournfully, his
body covered by an experimental exo-skeleton. âJust as the Fascists and
assorted other bigots had taken over Wikipedia and other online services
and websites, turning what were supposed to be shinning examples of
intellectual freedom and human collaboration into exercises in
gatekeeping and authoritarianism, they may have already won the battle
between authority and freedom, between State control and the free
market. But you know what?â
âEven if we canât save the future,â Stark put on the helmet attached to
the exo-skeleton, and then lifted a heavy machine gun like itâs nothing
and fired it at the police. âWe can still sure as hell avenge her!â
âAvengers Assemble!â Captain Rogers shouted and threw himself between
the police and Lex Stark, protecting the mad man with his riot armor and
shield, both painted with the colors of the US flag. A cop tried to
sneak up on him and shoot him in the back, but was stunned at last
minute by a redhead woman in a black cat suit. She peeled her hand away
to reveal a miniature stun gun mounted on a ring.
âSo nice of you to join us at the rally,â Stark said with a slight smirk
under his helmet. âMiss Tree.â
âOh, come on!â Miss Tree spread her hands in defeat. âI said I can
pretend to be a tree once. Let it go!â
âNot when itâs such a good bit, no.â Rogers laughed, then noticed a
vagabond on the sidewalks and called out to him. âFriend! Would you like
to join the fight for truth, justice, and the American way?â
âNah, bub.â the vagabond smiled thinly and shook his head. âIâm good.â
Then the vagabond named Logan went quietly into the good night.
Epilogue: Valhalla
âThe author would like to thank their best friend Haddie, whom
volunteered to be their editor for free, and gave them invaluable ideas
for interesting plot twists and obscure references to spice up the
story.â
âThe writer would also like to thank Chad Walker for his amazing work on
SIGMATA: This Signal Kills Fascists and his willingness to help them
understand the clusterfuck America is becoming.â
âIt would of course be amiss if they didnât thank their datemates:
Colin, Corvids, and Kathryn, for giving them moral support and for being
patient with them when theyâre at their lowest moments.â
âObviously this story wouldnât have existed if not for Alan Mooreâs V
For Vendetta, which is indeed better than the movie and definitely his
best work ever. You do you, cool Anarcho-Wizard grandpa!â
âI know what youâre thinking: Wolverine is the hero? AGAIN!? To be fair,
the writer was inspired by the cover art created by artist Marco
DâAlfonso, so if you need to blame someone for it, blame him!â
âThe author is in fact not a fan of X-Men, and wished that all the
discarded concpets referenced in this story â such as Nightcrawler being
the son of Mystique and Destiny â could be canon instead.â
âBut we all know that Marvel is ran by Liberal chickenshits, which is
why so many MCU movies are really just reskinned Iron Man (2008). Oh,
that last bit wasnât from the writer; itâs from me.â
Deathpool crumpled up the note from the author and tossed it away before
she turned to you, yes, you, the reader. Look, sheâs an amalgam of Death
from Sandman and Deadpool; what else do you expect?
âHi there! Itâs me, the Endless With a Mouth, Deathpool! The writer
planned an epilogue delivered by yours truly, but they ran out of
material so they made me deliver their acknowledgments instead!â
âWell, donât let me keep you! You only get what everyone else get: a
lifetime! The question is, whacha gonna do with it? PROTIP: you donât
earn your way to Valhalla by burying your head in the sand!â
âOf course Valhalla is real; look, thatâs Tessa Thompson taking Weapon V
to Valhalla right there! No, Fascists donât go to Valhalla, in fact
those cowards donât go anywhere! Even Satan hates them!â
âSo are you gonna join the fight against Fascism and get your date with
my lovely sister Destiny, or are you gonna keep standing her up and
force me to come and get you early? Tick-tock, timeâs a-wasting!â
The Battle For Liberty Never Ends.