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Title: Astonishing Creatures
Author: Leo Tolstoy
Date: 1880
Language: en
Topics: fiction
Source: Original text from http://www.revoltlib.com/?id=10326, 2021. Translated by EarthlyFireFlies (WikiSource.org user).

Leo Tolstoy

Astonishing Creatures

There are such creatures who all live off the land, but in order for

them to become harder as possible to feed, they divided their land so

that only those who are not working on it can use it, but those who

work, they cannot use it and suffer and die generations after

generations from the inability to feed off the land. Besides, these

creatures elect one family or several families out of many and renounce

their will and reason for the sake of slavish obedience to everything

that the elect ones will want to do to them. And the elect ones happen

to be the most evil and stupid of all. But the creatures who elect and

submit, praise them in every way. These creatures speak different

languages, unintelligible to each other. But instead of trying to

eliminate the cause of misunderstanding and discord, they separate

themselves even further, in addition to language differences, they

divide into different coalitions, called states, and because of these

coalitions they kill thousands and thousands of creatures alike

themselves, and ravage one another. For more convenient ravaging and

killing of each other, these creatures put on identical, special,

primarily colorful clothing, invent means of killing of each other and

teach the obedient multitude the best ways of killing.

With all of that, these creatures, to explain their meaning of life and

its purpose, assure themselves and each other, that there is a creature

alike them the but only possessing those properties that they would like

to have, which therefore is able to do all sorts of follies and nasty

things; and they come up with various, uttermost useless to anyone means

of pleasing this imaginary creature, and in this pleasing they spend

huge share the fruits of their labor, although these fruits are

predominantly not enough to feed even themselves. To make sure that this

fib has not ceased to deceive children, parents diligently teach their

children all the lies about this being, called God, and about how he

created the world, how he became a human, how then he gave people his

body and then flew onto sky, about what they know that it’s untrue, and

so on. And not only they require from their children to repeat all of

that, but they require the same from other people, and killed and

continue to kill hundreds of thousands alike for disagreeing with that.

But it’s not enough that they all do all these mean and stupid things,

and suffer from them, and know that they suffer precisely from these

nasty things and follies, but they not only continue doing them, but

they also elect from themselves people who are assigned to come up with

such rationale, according to which all the nonsense and dirty tricks are

necessary to do, can’t not to be done. All these arguments, the most

convoluted and confusing to everyone, the least to those who invent

them, they call science. And all these justifications for nastiness and

stupidity and various, good for nothing, philosophizing are regarded as

the most important work, and these theorizing are taught to all

children, and all parents and youths themselves consider for the great

honor to learn this science.

These creatures get divorced in such a dirty, ugly way that they

themselves are ashamed of this incident and not only do not commit it in

front of others, but always secretly. Moreover, they commit acts,

consequences which — the birth of new such creatures — are not only

painful for those creatures, from womb of whose new, helpless in their

early lives, creatures come out, but also these new creatures make lives

of those who produce them highly difficult, and become burden to them.

In addition, the incessant reproduction of these creatures threatens

them with disasters of hunger for all, because their multiplying is

happening faster than the production of food for all. These creatures

know it and speak about it and, despite of this, are not only acting

contrary to their benefits, health, general considerations, but,

whenever possible, they not only acclaim but sanctify this disgusting

act. Some praise it in disjointed, confusing words, called poetry,

others not only praise, but bless this detestable act in the name of

that fictional creature they call god.

I will not speak about those millions of non-senses and nasty things

committed by these beings: how they poison themselves with toxins,

considering it pleasure; how they gather in the most contaminated by

themselves places in large numbers, whereas huge spaces of unoccupied

land are available, build the buildings of 30 floors in single area; or

as not caring about how to better move around for all of them, take care

only about how only some of them could ride, fly as soon as possible; or

how they put words together is a way so that their endings would be the

same, and after putting them together, how they admire this set of

words, calling it poetry; or how they collect other words without

endings, also stupid and weird words, call them laws and because of

these words they, in every way, torment, lock in prisons and kill each

other, guided by these laws. Can’t even recount everything.

The most remarkable of all is that these creatures not only don’t wise

up, use their reasoning not to understand what is stupid and bad, but on

the contrary, to justify all their own stupidity and nastiness. And not

only they do not want to see that these nonsense and nasty things are

tormenting them, they don’t let anyone among themselves indicate, that

don’t need to do what they do, and that it’s possible and must do

something entirely different and not to suffer as much. As soon as a

creature appears among them, who uses his mind, immediately all the rest

come in anger, indignation, horror and in any way possible scold, beat

such a creature or hang him up on the gallows or on the cross, or burn,

or shoot. And, what is stranger than all, is that when they hang, kill

this reasonable, among the mad, creature, and it no longer bothers them,

they begin to slowly forget what this reasonable creature was talking

about, and they start to make up something as if it said, which it never

said, and when everything was told by this reasonable being becomes

thoroughly forgotten and distorted, that same creatures, who earlier

hated and tortured this, one of all, reasonable creature, begin to

glorify the crucified and killed, sometimes even thinking of doing this

creature a great honor, recognize him as being equal to that imaginary

evil and grotesque god whom they revere.

These creatures are astonishing. These creatures are called people.