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Title: Insurgent Tactics 307
Author: Paul Z. Simons
Date: January 7th, 2018
Language: en
Topics: war, Australia, animals
Source: Retrieved on April 4th, 2018 from https://anarchistnews.org/content/insurgent-tactics-307-te-lawrence-v%C3%B5-nguy%C3%AAn-gi%C3%A1p-and-great-emu-war

Paul Z. Simons

Insurgent Tactics 307

Prelude to War

As the First World War was winding down the so-called nation-state of

Australia began preparing for the inevitable influx of ex-soldiers from

the battlefields of Europe and the Middle East. As part of the planning

vast stretches in Southwestern Australia were earmarked for the

returning combatants to turn into profitable grain and vegetable

ranches. The economic chaos of the Stock Market Crash, and the

concomitant failure of the Australian government to pay any promised

subsidies, especially for wheat, brought the farmers to near ruin. Then

when least expected a marauding force of some 20,000 Emus, struck.

Brought into the area, no doubt, by the abundant irrigation water and

all those tasty unharvested crops. The farmers demanded the government

do something about the avian insurgents and in response war was declared

in October of 1932. The eclipse of homo sapiens, as the dominant species

on the planet, began in that instant.

The Emu is the second largest flightless bird on the planet, eclipsed

only by its African cousin, the ostrich. Emus can reach heights of six

feet, weigh up to 90 pounds and can run about 40mph at top speed. Then

as now, little is known of Emu behavior, individual or social. In

general they are considered skittish, the females can be very aggressive

to each other during mating as they compete for male affections. Emus

tend to forage in groups, likely family or hatchling related. Finally

Emus are omnivorous, eating bugs, soft plants and seeds, and definitely

wheat.

Weapons/Order of Battle

Emus: 20,000 Emus (a fuckload). The Emu is effectively weaponless, save

their ability to run fast and the fact that when threatened they will

dodge left and right as they flee.

Humans: Seventh Heavy Battery of the Royal Australian Artillery led by

Major G.P.W. Meredith. Two Lewis guns, 500-600 rounds per minute, muzzle

velocity 2,440 feet per second, effective firing range 880 yards. 10,000

rounds of ammunition.

Initial hostilities were postponed due to heavy rain on October 31,

1932. Giving both sides the time to plan for the coming engagement. On

November 2, 1932 a group of about 50 Emus were sighted near Campion. The

Australians began firing their Lewis guns from fixed positions and the

birds, in a move described as “inspired chaos,” fled at top speed in all

directions to minimize casualties. Only a handful of Emus were killed as

a result of this first encounter. A modern commenter states that the

birds,” mobility, durability and blind panic rendered them virtually

immune to machine gun bullets.”

Lesson: Ninety percent of all insurgent activity is evasion (Lawrence,

Giáp).

On November 4 the war continued. This time a group of about 1,000 Emus

wandered into an ambush set by the Australians. The Australians opened

fire with their Lewis guns, which promptly jammed and once again, the

Emus escaped with only a handful of fatalities. In this encounter a new

Emu behavior, never previously recorded, was witnessed—the breaking of

the birds into smaller groups, each with a lookout bird to raise the

alarm when enemy forces approached. In the words of one of the Aussie

soldiers,

“The Emus have proved that they are not so stupid as they are usually

considered to be. Each mob has its leader, always an enormous

black-plumed bird standing fully six-feet high, who keeps watch while

his fellows busy themselves with the wheat. At the first suspicious

sign, he gives the signal, and dozens of heads stretch up out of the

crop. A few birds will take fright, starting a headlong stampede for the

scrub, the leader always remaining until his followers have reached

safety.”

Lesson: Intelligence is the heart and soul of insurgency, find the

enemy, detect his strength, and destroy him when you are able—run when

you are not (Lawrence).

In a new twist it was decided by the human belligerents to mount the

Lewis guns onto trucks in an attempt to shoot the birds as they fled.

This closed the range for the gunners but it virtually destroyed their

ability to aim the weapons they fired. And when they did get lucky

enough to kill an insurgent Emu, the body--all 80 pounds of it--became

enmeshed in the trucks steering mechanism causing the conveyance to

careen wildly off the road and destroy a full 100 meters of fence.

Lesson: The more complex the weapon system, the simpler it is to destroy

or render useless (Giáp). Oh, and Emu bravery and self-sacrifice is

second to none.

By November 8, 1932 the Australians had expended 2,500 rounds of

ammunition to kill about 200 Emus, a rate of ten to one. The Australian

Parliament exploded in indignation, one state legislator asking

sarcastically if medals were to be minted for the heroes of the Emu War.

Another legislator shot back the decorations should rightly go to the

Emus who “have won every round so far.”

Lesson: The essential battlefield in an insurgent struggle is the court

of public opinion, controlling the discourse, as the Emus did, is of

tantamount importance (Giáp, Lawrence).

Major Meredith launched a new offensive on November 13, but it too

fizzled due to the superior tactics of the Emus. There seemed to be no

way to increase the bullet per insurgent ratio of 10 to 1. And with

20,000 insurgent Emus a full 150,000 rounds of ammunition would have

been required to even make a dent in the population. Meredith was

recalled and the humans surrendered on December 2, 1932. Likely the

celebrations down in Emutown included much wheat eating. Unfortunately,

the war really didn’t end—it just entered another phase--the Australians

adjusted their tactics—providing ammunition to the farmers and offering

a cash bounty on Emu beaks. In one six month period in 1934 over 57,000

bounties were claimed for Emu beaks.

To sum up, a quote from an ornithologist who was a first-hand observer

of the Emu War,

“The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of

Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered

guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable

small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A

crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after

about a month.”