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Title: Anarchy & Alcohol
Author: CrimethInc.
Date: 2008
Language: en
Topics: alcoholism, sobriety, Inside Front, anti-civ, anarcho-primitivism
Source: Retrieved on 9th November 2020 from https://crimethinc.com/zines/anarchy-and-alcohol
Notes: Essays originally appeared as sympathetic but firm cultural analysis and comic relief in the reunion issue of Inside Front, an international journal of hardcore punk and anarchist action, published by CrimethInc. ex-Workers Collective in 2003.

CrimethInc.

Anarchy & Alcohol

Peering through the fog behind his eyes, he saw an alcohologram: a world

of anguish, in which intoxication was the only escape. Hating himself

even more than he hated the corporate killers who had created it, he

stumbled to his feet and headed back to the liquor store.

Ensconced in their penthouses, they counted the dollars pouring in from

millions like him, and chuckled to themselves at the ease with which all

opposition was crushed. But they, too,often had to drink themselves to

sleep at night – if ever those vanquished masses stop coming back for

more, the tycoons sometimes fretted to themselves, there’s gonna be hell

to pay.

Wasted, Indeed: Anarchy & Alcohol

Ecstasy v Intoxication: for a world of enchantment, or

anarchaholism?

Sloshed, smashed, trashed, loaded, wrecked, wasted, blasted, plastered,

tanked, fucked up, bombed. Everyone’s heard of the arctic people with

one hundred words for snow; we have one hundred words for drunk.

We perpetuate our own culture of defeat.

Hold it right there – I can see the sneer on your face: Are these

anarchists so uptight that they would even denounce the only fun aspect

of anarchism – the beer after the riots, the liquor in the pub where all

that pie-in-the-sky theory is bandied about? What do they do for fun,

anyway – cast aspersions on the little fun we do have? Don’t we get to

relax and have a good time in any part of our lives?

Do not misunderstand us: we are not arguing against indulgence, but for

it. Ambrose Bierce defined an ascetic as “a weak person who succumbs to

the tempta-tion of denying himself pleasure,” and we concur. As Chuck

Baudelaire wrote, you must always be high – everything depends on this.

So we are not against drunkenness, but rather against drink! For those

who embrace drink as a route to drunkenness thus cheat themselves of a

total life of enchantment.

Drink, like caffeine or sugar in the body, only plays a role in life

that life itself can provide for otherwise. The woman who never drinks

coffee does not require it in the morning when she awakens: her body

produces energy and focus on its own, as thousands of generations of

evolution have prepared it to do. If she drinks coffee regularly, soon

her body lets the coffee take over that role, and she becomes dependent

upon it. Thus does alcohol artificially provide for temporary moments of

relaxation and release while impoverishing life of all that is genuinely

restful and liberating.

If some sober people in this society do not seem as reckless and free as

their boozer counterparts, that is a mere accident of culture, mere

circumstantial evi-dence. Those puritans exist all the same in the world

drained of all magic and ge-nius by the alcoholism of their fellows (and

the capitalism, hierarchy, misery it helps maintain) – the only

difference is that they are so self-abnegating as to refuse even the

false magic, the genie of the bottle. But other “sober” folk, whose

orientation to living might better be described as enchanted or

ecstatic, are plentiful, if you look hard enough. For these individuals

– for us – life is a constant celebration, one which needs no

augmentation and from which we need no respite.

Alcohol, like Prozac and all the other mind-control medications that are

making big bucks for Big Brother these days, substitutes symptomatic

treatment for cure. It takes away the pain of a dull, drab existence for

a few hours at best, then returns it twofold. It not only replaces

positive actions which would address the root causes of our despondency

– it prevents them, as more energy becomes focused on achieving and

recovering from the drunken state. Like the tourism of the worker, drink

is a pressure valve that releases tension while maintaining the system

that creates it.

In this push-button culture, we’ve become used to conceiving of

ourselves as simple machines to be operated: add the appropriate

chemical to the equation to get the desired result. In our search for

health, happiness, meaning in life, we run from one panacea to the next

– Viagra, vitamin C, vodka – instead of approaching our lives

holistically and addressing our problems at their social and economic

roots. This product-oriented mindset is the foundation of our alienated

consumer society: without consuming products, we can’t live! We try to

buy relaxation, community, self-confidence – now even ecstasy comes in a

pill!

We want ecstasy as a way of life, not a liver-poisoning alcoholiday from

it. “Life sucks – get drunk” is the essence of the argument that enters

our ears from our masters’ tongues and then passes out of our own

slurring mouths, perpetuating whatever incidental and unnecessary truths

it may refer to – but we’re not falling for it any longer! Against

inebriation – and for drunkenness! Burn down the liquor stores, and

replace them with playgrounds!

For a Lucid Bacchanalian, Ecstatic Sobriety!

Spurious Rebellion

Practically every child in mainstream Western society grows up with

alcohol as the forbidden fruit their parents or peers indulge in but

deny to them. This prohibi-tion only makes drinking that much more

fascinating to young people, and when they get the opportunity, most

immediately assert their independence by doing exactly as they’ve been

told not to: ironically, they rebel by following the example set for

them. This hypocritical pattern is standard for child-rearing in this

society, and works to replicate a number of destructive behaviors that

otherwise would be aggressively refused by new generations. The fact

that the bogus morality of many drinking parents is mirrored in the

sanctimonious practice of religious groups helps to create a false

dichotomy between puritanical self-denial and life-loving, free-wheeling

drinkers – with “friends” like Baptist ministers, we teetotalers wonder,

who needs enemies?

These partisans of Rebellious Drunkenness and advocates of Responsible

Abstinence are loyal adversaries. The former need the latter to make

their dismal rituals look like fun; the latter need the former to make

their rigid austerity seem like common sense. An “ecstatic sobriety”

which combats the dreariness of one and the bleariness of the other –

false pleasure and false discretion alike – is analogous to the

anarchism that confronts both the false freedom offered by capitalism

and the false community offered by communism.

Alcohol & Sex in the Rape Culture

Let’s lay it on the table: almost all of us are coming from a place

where our sexuality is or was occupied territory. We’ve been raped,

abused, assaulted, shamed, silenced, confused, constructed, programmed.

We’re badasses, and we’re taking it all back, reclaiming ourselves; but

for most of us, that’s a slow, complex, not yet concluded process.

This doesn’t mean we can’t have good, safe, supportive sex right now, in

the middle of that healing – but it does make having that sex a little

more complicated. To be certain we’re not perpetuating or helping to

perpetuate negative patterns in a lover’s life, we have to be able to

communicate clearly and honestly before things get hot and heavy – and

while they are, and after. Few forces interfere with this communication

like alcohol does. In this culture of denial, we are encouraged to use

it as a social lubricant to help us slip past our inhibitions; all too

often, this simply means ignoring our own fears and scars, and not

asking about others’. If it is dangerous, as well as beautiful, for us

to share sex with each other sober, how much more dangerous must it be

to do so drunk, reckless, and incoherent?

¶ Speaking of sex, it’s worth noting the supporting role alcohol has

played in patriarchal gender dynamics. For example – in how many nuclear

families has alcoholism helped to maintain an unequal distribution of

power and pressure? (All the writers of this tract can call to mind more

than one such case among their relatives alone.) The man’s drunken

self-destruction, engendered as it may be by the horrors of surviving

under capitalism, imposes even more of a burden on the woman, who must

still somehow hold the family together – often in the face of his

violence. And on the subject of dynamics ...

The Tyranny of Apathy

“Every fucking anarchist project I engage in is ruined or nearly ruined

by alcohol. You set up a collective living situation and everyone is too

drunk or stoned to do the basic chores, let alone maintain an attitude

of respect. You want to create community, but after the show everyone

just goes back to their rooms and drinks themselves to death. If it’s

not one substance to abuse it’s a motherfucking other. I understand

trying to obliterate your consciousness is a natural reaction to being

born in alienating capitalist hell, but I want people to see what we

anarchists are doing and say “Yeah, this is better than

capitalism!”...which is hard to say if you can’t walk around without

step-ping on broken forty-ounce bottles. I’ve never considered myself

straight-edge, but fuck it, I’m not taking it anymore!”

It’s said that when the renowned anarchist Oscar Wilde first heard the

old slogan if it is humiliating to be ruled, how much more humiliating

it is to choose one’s rulers, he responded: “If it’s humiliating to

choose one’s masters, how much more humiliating to be one’s own master!”

He intended this as a critique of hierarchies within the self as well as

the democratic state, of course – but, sadly, his quip could be applied

literally to the way some of our attempts at creating anarchist

environments pan out in practice. This is especially true when they’re

carried out by drunk people.

In certain circles, especially the ones in which the word “anarchy”

itself is more in fashion than any of its various meanings, freedom is

conceived of in negative terms: “don’t tell me what to do!” In practice,

this often means nothing more than an assertion of the individual’s

right to be lazy, selfish, unaccountable for his actions or lack

thereof. In such contexts, when a group agrees upon a project it often

ends up being a small, responsible minority that has to do all the work

to make it hap-pen. These conscientious few often look like the

autocratic ones – when, invisibly, it is the apathy and hostility of

their comrades that forces them to adopt this role. Being drunk and

disorderly all the time is coercive – it compels others to clean up

after you, to think clearly when you won’t, to absorb the stress

generated by your behavior when you are too fucked up for dialogue.

These dynamics go two ways, of course – those who take all

responsibility on their shoulders perpetuate a pattern in which everyone

else takes none – but everyone is responsible for their own part in such

patterns, and for transcending it.

Think of the power we could have if all the energy and effort in the

world – or maybe even just your energy and effort? – that goes into

drinking were put into resisting, building, creating. Try adding up all

the money anarchists in your community have spent on corporate

libations, and picture how much musical equipment or bail money or food

(-not-bombs ... or, fuck it, bombs!) it could have paid for – instead of

funding their war against all of us. Better: imagine living in a world

where cokehead presidents die of overdoses while radical musicians and

rebels live the chaos into ripe old age!

Sobriety & Solidarity

Like any lifestyle choice, be it vagabondage or union membership,

abstention from alcohol can sometimes be mistaken as an end rather than

a means.

Above all, it is critical that our own choices not be a pretext for us

to deem our-selves superior to those who make different decisions. The

only strategy for sharing good ideas that succeeds unfailingly (and that

goes for hotheaded, alienating tracts like this one as well!) is the

power of example – if you put “ecstatic sobriety” into action in your

life and it works, those who sincerely want similar things will join in.

Passing judgment on others for decisions that affect only themselves is

absolutely noxious to any anarchist – not to mention it makes them less

likely to experiment with the options you offer.

And so – the question of solidarity and community with anarchists and

others who do use alcohol and drugs. We propose that these are of utmost

importance. Especially in the case of those who are struggling to free

themselves of unwanted ad-dictions, such solidarity is paramount:

Alcoholics Anonymous, for example, is just one more instance of a

quasi-religious organization filling a social need that should already

be provided for by anarchist community self-organizing. As in every

case, we anarchists must ask ourselves: do we take our positions simply

to feel superior to the unwashed (er, washed) masses – or because we

sincerely want to propagate accessible alternatives? Besides, most of us

who are not substance-addicted can thank our privileges and good fortune

for this; this gives us all the more responsibility to be good allies to

those who have not had such privileges or luck – on whatever terms they

set. Let tolerance, humility, accessibility, and sensitivity be the

qualities we nurture in ourselves, not self-righteousness or pride. No

separatist sobriety!

Revolution

So anyway – what are we going to do if we don’t go to bars, hang out at

parties, sit on the steps or in front of the television with our

forty-ounce bottles? Anything else!

The social impact of our society’s fixation on alcohol is at least as

important as its mental, medical, economic, and emotional effects.

Drinking standardizes our social lives, occupying some of the eight

waking hours a day that aren’t already colonized by work. It locates us

spatially – living rooms, cocktail lounges, railroad tracks – and

contextually – in ritualized, predictable behaviors – in ways more

explicit systems of control never could. Often when one of us does

manage to escape the role of worker/consumer, drinking is there,

stubborn holdover from our colonized leisure time, to fill up the

promising space that opens. Free from these routines, we could discover

other ways to spend time and energy and seek pleasure, ways that could

prove dangerous to the system of alienation itself.

Drink can incidentally be part of positive and challenging social

interactions, of course – the problem is that its central role in

current socializing and socialization misrepresents it as the

prerequisite for such intercourse. This obscures the fact that we can

create such interactions at will with nothing more than our own

creativity, honesty, and daring. Indeed, without these, nothing of value

is possible – have you ever been to a bad party? – and with them, no

alcohol is necessary.

When one or two persons cease to drink, it just seems senseless, like

they are ejecting themselves from the company (or at least customs) of

their fellow human beings for nothing. But a community of such people

can develop a radical culture of sober adventure and engagement, one

that could eventually offer exciting opportunities for drink-free

activity and merriment for all. Yesterday’s geeks and loners could be

the pioneers of tomorrow’s new world: “lucid bacchanalism” is a new

horizon, a new possibility for transgression and transformation that

could provide fertile soil for revolts yet unimaginable. Like any

revolutionary lifestyle option, this one offers an immediate taste of

another world while helping create a context for actions that hasten its

universal realization.

No war but the class war – no cocktail but the molotov cocktail! Let

us brew nothing but trouble!

Postscript: How to read this tract

With any luck, you’ve been able to discern – even, perhaps, through that

haze of drunken stupor – that this is as much a caricature of polemics

in the anarchist tradition as a serious piece. It’s worth pointing out

that these polemics have often brought attention to their theses by

deliberately taking an extreme position, thereby opening up the ground

in between for more “moderate” positions on the subject. Hopefully you

can draw useful insights of your own from your interpretations of this

text, rather than taking it as gospel or anathema.

And all this is not to say there are no fools who refuse intoxication –

but can you imagine how much more insufferable they would be if they did

not? The boring would still be boring, only louder about it; the

self-righteous ones would continue to lambaste and harangue, while

spitting and drooling on their victims! It is an almost universal

characteristic of drinkers that they encourage everyone around them to

drink, that – barring those hypocritical power-plays between lovers or

parents and children, at least – they prefer their own choices to be

reflected in the choices of all. This strikes us as indicating a

monumental insecurity, not unrelated to the insecurity revealed by

ideologues and recruiters of every stripe from Christian to Marxist to

anarchist who feel they cannot rest until everyone in the world sees

that world exactly as they do. As you read, try to fight off that

insecurity – and try not to read this as an expression of our own,

either, but rather, in the tradition of the best anarchist works, as a

reminder for all who choose to concern themselves that another world is

possible.

Predictable Disclaimer

As in the case of every CrimethInc. text, this one only represents the

perspectives of whoever agrees with it at the time, not the “entire

CrimethInc. ex-Workers’ Collective” or any other abstract mass. Somebody

who does important work under the CrimethInc. moniker is probably

getting sloshed at the moment I’m typing this – and that’s ok!

How Civilization came to Fiend, or how the fiends came to be

civilized

The Anarcho-Primitivist case for Straight Edge: Against His-Story,

Against Alcoholocaust!

The history of civilization is the history of beer. In every era and

area untouched by civilization, there has been no beer; conversely,

virtually everywhere civilization has struck, beer has arrived with it.

Civilization – that is to say, hierarchical social structures and

consequent relationships of competition, unbridled technological

development, and universal alienation – seems to be inextricably linked

to alcohol. Our sages, who look back and ahead through time to see

beyond the limits of such pernicious culture, tell a parable about our

past to explain this link:

Most anthropologists regard the beginnings of agriculture as the

inception of civilization. It was this first act of control over the

land that brought human beings to think of themselves as distinct from

nature, that forced them to become sedentary and possessive, that led to

the eventual development of private property and capitalism. But why

would hunter/gatherers, whose environment already provided them with all

the food they needed, lock themselves in place and give up the nomadic

foraging existence they had practiced since the beginning of time for

something they already had? It seems more likely – and here, there are

anthropolo-gists who agree – that the first ones to domesticate

themselves did so in order to brew beer.

This drastic reorganization for the sake of intoxication must have

shaken tribal structure and lifeways to the root. Where these

“primitive” peoples had once lived in a relaxed and attentive

relationship to the providing earth – a relationship that afforded them

both personal autonomy and supportive community as well as a great deal

of leisure time to spend in admiration of the enchanted world around

them – they now alternated periods of slavish hard labor with periods of

drunken incompetence and detachment. It’s not hard to imagine that this

situation hastened, if not necessitated, the rise to power of masters,

overseers who saw to it that the toilsome tasks of fixed living were

carried out by the frequently inebriated and incapable tribespeople.

Without these chiefs and the primitive judicial systems they instituted,

it must have seemed that life itself would be impossible: and thus,

under the foul auspices of alcoholism, the embryonic State was

conceived.

Such a pathetic way of life could not have been appealing to the peoples

who neighbored the aboriginal alcoholic agriculturists; but as every

historian knows, the spread of civilization was anything but voluntary.

Lacking the manners and gentleness of their former companions in the

wild, these savages, in their drunken excesses and infringements, must

have provoked a series of wars – wars which, sadly, the lushes were able

to win, owing to the military efficiency of their autocratic armies and

the steady supply of food their subjugated farmlands provided. Even

these advantages would not have been enough, if the brutes hadn’t had a

secret weapon in their possession: alcohol itself. Adversaries who would

otherwise have held their own on the field of battle indefinitely fell

before the cultural onslaught of drunken debauchery and addiction, when

trade – one of the inventions of the agriculturists, who also became the

first misers, the first merchants – brought this poison into their

midst. A pattern of conflict, addiction, defeat, and assimilation was

set in motion, one which can be traced throughout history from the

cradle of civilization through the Roman wars for Empire to the

holocaust perpetrated upon the natives of the New World by the murderous

European colonists.

But this is just a story, speculation. Let’s consult the history books

(reading be-tween the lines where we must, as these books come down to

us from yesteryear’s conquering killers and their obedient slaves ...

that is, historians!) to see if it lines up with the evidence. We’ll

start in the early years of agriculture, when the first tribes settled

down – in the fertile lands around rivers, where wheat and barley were

easy to grow and ferment in mass quantities.

The Domestication of Man – by alcohol

Enkidu, a shaggy, unkempt, almost bestial primitive man, who ate grass

and could milk wild animals, wanted to test his strength against

Gilgamesh, the god-king. Gilgamesh sent a prostitute to Enkidu to learn

of his strengths and weaknesses. Enkidu enjoyed a week with her during

which she taught him of civilization. Enkidu knew not what bread was,

nor had he learned to drink beer. She spoke unto Enkidu: “Eat the bread

now, it belongs to life. Drink also beer, as it is the custom of the

land.” Enkidu drank seven cups of beer and his heart soared. In this

condition he washed himself and became a civilized being.

– The first written narrative of civilization, the Epic of Gilgamesh

written in 3000 bc, describes the domestication of Enkidu the Primitive

by means of beer.

The oldest authenticated records of brewing were fashioned over 6000

years ago in Sumer, the oldest of human civilizations. Sumer also had

the first known state-organized religion, and the official “divine

drink” of this religion was beer brewed by priestesses of Ninkasi, the

Sumerian goddess of alcohol. The hymns of Ninkasi were brewing

instructions! The first collection of laws, the Code of Hammurabi of

Babylon, decreed a daily beer ration in direct proportion to social

status: beer consumption went hand-in-hand with hierarchy. For example,

workers received two liters while besotted priests and kings got five.

[For an interesting thought experiment, ask yourself how much alcohol –

and of what grade – you get now, and what that says about your position

in society.] Historians pondering the primacy of alcohol in these

ancient lawbooks have even conjectured that the original function of

hierarchy was to permit some men to hoard mass amounts of alcohol while

ensuring that a sufficient labor force – pacified by their meager

alcohol rations to discourage revolt or escape – was always at hand to

keep farming and brewing. Kings used golden drinking straws to sip from

giant containers of beer, a tradition that has been preserved in plastic

throughout the Western world. The pivotal role of alcohol in this first

hierarchy is easy to recognize, even from a cursory reading of these

records: as in every authoritarian regime, “justice” was a cardinal

concern, and the punishment decreed for all who violated any of the laws

governing beer was death by drowning.

Though it was yet newly-invented, beer influenced every single facet of

emerging human civilization. Before the invention of money, beer was

used as the standard item of barter – a money before money! In Ancient

Egypt, a keg of beer was the only proper gift to offer to the Pharaoh

when proposing marriage to his daughter, and kegs of beer were

sacrificed to the gods when the Nile overflowed. As civiliza-tion

spread, so did beer. Even in regions as remote as Finland, beer played a

crucial role from the moment civilization struck: the Kalevala, the

ancient Finnish epic poem, had twice as many verses devoted to beer than

to the creation of the earth. Brewing could be found wherever

civilization was, from the rudimentary villages of German barbarians to

the god-emperors of ancient China. Only those human beings that still

lived in harmony with wilderness, such as the indigenous peoples of

North America and some sectors of Africa, remained alcohol-free – for a

time.

The “classical civilizations” of Greece and Rome were as soaked in

alcohol as they were in blood – the entire ancient world was lost in a

collective hangover. This must have helped the nobles and philosophers

to gloss over the fact that their “enlightened democracy” was based on

the subjection of women and masses of slaves. The greatest work of

“classical” literature, the Symposium, details a drinking party starring

Socrates, whose claim-to-fame as a philosopher was augmented by his

inhumanly high tolerance for alcohol. Studying his glorifications of the

abstract over the real – provided these weren’t falsely attributed to

him by his mendacious pupil, Plato – one can still catch a whiff of the

sour breath of a drunk.

Brew and State

In life be I called Gambrinus, King of Flanders and Brabant, who first

have made malt from barley and so conceived of the brewing of beer.

Hence, the brewers can say they have a king as the first master brewer.

– The patron saint of beer was a monarch, of course.

The Roman Empire finally collapsed, as all empires eventually do

(including this one, damn it!), after a generations-long drunken orgy of

decadence and degeneration. The two most influential survivors were beer

and Christianity. Brewing had once been the domain of women – but with

the rise of the Catholic Church the monastic orders seized that domain

for themselves, destroying one of the last bastions of primal

matriarchy. Monks, wasting away in prayer, relied upon the drink to ease

their miserable religious fasting – and so, not surprisingly, the

consumption of beer was not considered a violation of their vows of

non-consumption. Beer consumption in monasteries reached unheard-of

levels, as monks were allowed to consume up to five liters of beer a

day. Both the popes and early emperors such as Charlemagne would

personally supervise the brewing process, hoping to create the perfect

drink to obliterate both their consciousness and the consciousness of

their subjects.

The birth of capitalism and the nation-state began with the

commercializa-tion of beer. The monasteries, overflowing with more beer

than they themselves could consume, began to sell it to the surrounding

villages. Monasteries doubled by night as pubs, and these men of God

created some of the first well-managed profit-making enterprises. With

the weakening of the power of the Church and the rise of the modern

nation-state, kings and dukes moved in to close the tax-exempt

monasteries. They began licensing out brewing to the rising merchant

class, imposing a heavy tax that hastened the centralization of power

and wealth in these nations. Beer became the focus of every night and

the mainstay of every celebration. Christmas “Yuletide,” for example,

derives from “Ale tide.” To pacify women on their wedding night, an

extra-potent “Bride Ale” was made, and so our word bridal. Everywhere

the triumph of drunkenness, everywhere the triumph of God and State.

Her-story and Hop-story

Herewith shall brewers and others not use anything other than malt,

hops, and water. These same brewers also shall not add anything when

serving or otherwise handling beer, upon penalty of death.

– Beer Purity & Eugenics Laws of Bayers-Landshut

While the monasteries were commercializing beer and the nation-state

thriving off it, a secret sisterhood of brewers remained in the peasant

villages, fermenting strange and miraculous drinks for the poor and

excluded of medieval society. These “witches” would ferment juniper

berries, sweet gale, blackthorn, anise, yarrow, rose-mary, wormwood,

pine roots, henbane – each with effects unique and potent. For example,

while drinks based off the “vile weed” hops were sedatives, many other

fermented drinks would heal the sick, calm the angry, and give hope to

the hopeless. Peasants would gather in their villages and drink sacred

drinks brewed with yeast their grandmothers had passed down through

generations. As they consorted and consumed these wild and varied

drinks, all the degradations the priests and kings had heaped upon them

would rise to their consciousness, and they would rise in revolt against

their rulers. As these revolts were especially frequent and ferocious in

the Holy Roman Empire, the various German nobles conspired to destroy

the cultures that nourished them. The Duke of Bavaria, Wilhelm iv,

passed the Beer Purity Act to quash all subversive diversity of

fermentation. From 1516 onwards, beer was to be brewed only with the

sedative hops: henceforth all alcohol was homogenized, and whatever

medicinal or restorative fermentation technology had existed was lost.

Hops-based brew causes a lack of coordination, an inability to think

clearly, and eventually a slow death – all qualities needed to make both

German peasants and modern temp workers incapable of revolt.

The women who had formerly been the respected brewers of the peasant

villages were hunted down and burned at stake as “brew witches.” To this

day, witches are rarely imagined without their brewing cauldrons.

Burnings of witches on the grounds of heretical brewing processes

continued until 1519. With this slaughter, the last independent and

creative brewing centers were destroyed, and women prostrated before the

drunken God of the repressed monks and greedy brewmas-ters. Through

alcohol the common folk were subdued, and what passed for life in the

Middle Ages became nasty, short, brutish, and – above all – drunk.

Globalize Alcoholism

Indeed, if it be the design of Providence to excavate these savages in

order to make room for the cultivators of the earth, it seems not

improbable that rum may be the appointed means. It has already

annihilated all the tribes that formerly inhabited the sea coast.

– Benjamin Franklin who was, primitivists take note, the “discoverer” of

electricity, among other things – though folk scientists will protest

that he discovered electricity no more than Columbus discovered America.

Perhaps “domesticator” is more accurate a term? Anyway, back to our

story.

As imperialist European civilization began its cancerous spread across

the world, beer loyally led the charge. The first merchants, the Hansa,

exported beer as far as India. The colonization of the United States

began when the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, instead of further

south as planned, because they ran out of supplies: “especially our

beere.” The founding fathers, including Washington and Jefferson, as

well as being slave-owning aristocrats, were all brewers of beer.

Coincidence?

The foundations of colonial genocide bear the stench of a long and

protract-ed alcohol-induced nightmare – nearly every indigenous culture

the Europeans encountered was destroyed by European alcohol and disease.

The spreading of firewater among indigenous populations of North America

went hand-in-hand with the distribution of lethal smallpox-infested

blankets. Many of these cultures, without the experience of thousands of

years of civilized alcoholism to draw upon, were even more subject than

the Europeans to the ravages of “the civilized brew.” Between alcohol,

disease, commerce, and guns, most of them were quickly and utterly

destroyed. This process was not unique to North America – it was

repeated throughout the world in every European colonial endeavor. While

the drug of choice varied (sometimes it was opium, for example, as in

the “Opium Wars” Great Britain waged to control China), alcohol was

judged in many countries to be the most socially-acceptable tool of

pacification.

The Industrial Revolution was hastened by the prospect of brewing beer

year-long, since the temperatures needed for brewing occur naturally

only in winter. The steam engine invented by James Watt was immediately

applied by Carl von Linde to enable artificial cooling, allowing those

with the infrastructure of civilization to brew anytime, anywhere.

Contrary to popular belief, Louis Pasteur invented pasteurization for

beer-making, and only later was it adopted by the dairy industry. Yeast,

which is found naturally in the air, is no longer even used in that

state by modern brewing, as scientists have isolated a single yeast cell

and induced its artificial reproduction for brewing. Following the

invention of the as-sembly line, beer has come to be mass-produced on an

ever larger scale. Over the two centuries since, the alcohol industry –

like all capitalist industries – has been consolidated by a few major

companies controlled feudally by families like the infamous

Anheuser-Busch beer syndicate (infamous for its connections to

right-wing groups and religious fundamentalists). As for other links

between alcohol and far-right/fascist activity – perhaps the reader will

recall where Hitler initiated his takeover of Germany.

Resist Capitalism — Desist Drinking

It’s no exaggeration, then, to say that alcohol has played a key role in

the epidemic of fascism, racism, statism, imperialism, colonialism,

sexism and patriarchy, class oppression, ungoverned technological

development, religious superstition, and other bad stuff that has swept

the earth over the past few millennia. It continues to play that role

today, as the peoples of the whole world, finally universally

do-mesticated and enslaved by global capitalism, are kept pacified and

helpless by a steady supply of spirits. These evil spirits squander the

time, money, health, focus, creativity, awareness, and fellowship of all

who inhabit this universally occupied territory – “work is the curse of

the drinking classes,” as Oscar Wilde said. It’s not surprising, for

example, that the primary targets of advertising for malt liquor (a

toxic by-product of the brewing process) are the inhabitants of ghettos

in the United States: people who constitute a class that, if not

tranquilized by addiction and incapacitated by self-destruction, would

be on the front lines of the war to destroy capitalism.

Civilization – and everything noxious and baleful it engenders – will

crumble when a resistance movement appears that can dam the flood of

alcohol immobiliz-ing the masses. The world now waits for a temperance

that can defend itself, for a radical vision unclouded by drink, for a

revolutionary sobriety that will return us to the ecstatic state of

wild.

Our Anti-Authoritarian Heritage: Teetotalers Fighting

Totalitarianism

It’s not widely remembered that strict vegetarianism and abstinence from

drink have been common in radical circles for many centuries. One need

only thumb through the history books to amass a long list of heretics,

utopians, reformers, revolutionaries, communitarians, and individualists

who adopted these lifestyle choices as essential elements of their

platforms. We’ll leave that list-making to the enthusiastic reader or

obsessive critic – let it suffice to say that examples range from old

white guys like Friedrich Nietzsche, who eschewed even caffeine while

extolling the kind of ecstatic bacchanalism described herein, N. Vachel

Lindsay, the visionary hobo of Springfield, Illinois who traversed the

early United States to share his poetic appeals for temperance and

willful unemployment, and Jules Bonnot and his fellow anarchist

bankrobbers, who invented the getaway car together, to Malcolm X (of

course), and the EZLN – who prohibit alcohol as per the counsel of

Zapatista women fed up with mens’ bullshit. (The capitalist government

of Mexico has tried to undermine revolutionary activity by importing

beer into villages like Ocosingo; in that city and others; Zapatistas

have responded by setting up bar-ricades and fighting the soldiers who

would enforce this “free trade” upon them.) One of Public Enemy’s best

songs attacked the role of alcohol in the exploitation and oppression of

the African-American community. You can bet anarchist Leon Czolgosz was

stone cold sober when he shot us President William McKinley to death.

Oh, and – could we forget? – there’s always Ian McKaye.

On the other side of the coin – can you imagine how much more progress

we would have made in this struggle already if anti-authoritarians such

as Nestor Makhno, Guy Debord, Janis Joplin, and countless anarcho-punks

had focused more energy on the creation and destruction they loved so

dearly, and less on drinking themselves to death?

Enough History! Let the Future Begin!

Perhaps so much talk about faraway times and peoples leaves you cold.

Sure, history can be dead – and the history of triumphant armies and

mass-murderer Presidents is indeed a history of death. All the same, we

can learn from this past, as from each other, if we apply our

imaginations and a keen eye for pattern. Professional histo-rians and

their fellow slaves of slaves might call this account subjective or

biased, but then – which of their histories isn’t? We’re not the ones

whose salaries depend on corporate sponsorships and patronage, anyway!

Even if you do decide that this history of alcoholism is “the” truth,

for heaven’s sake don’t waste time looking back into the past for some

long-lost state of primi-tive sobriety that – for all any of us know –

may not even have existed. What matters is what we do in the present

tense, what histories our actions create today. History is the residue –

no, better, the excrement – of such activity; let us not drown in it

like yeast, but learn what we must and then leave it behind. Let nothing

stop us, not even alcohol, as ingrained in our culture as it is! Those

drunken despots and beer-bellied bigots may destroy their world and

smother beneath their history, but we bear a new future in our hearts –

and the power to enact it in our healthy livers.