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Title: Fuck the System
Author: Abbie Hoffman
Date: 1967
Language: en
Topics: yippies, anarcho-communism, system, anti-state, anti-capitalism, lifestylism, NYC, New York
Source: Retrieved on 26th September 2020 from https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Fuck_the_System
Notes: This booklet was made sometime in the late 1960’s, likely the summer of 1967. Although the author is given as George Metesky, a notorious criminal nicknamed the “Mad Bomber”, it was in fact written by Abbie Hoffman, who included it as an appendix to his later book Revolution for the Hell of It.

Abbie Hoffman

Fuck the System

FREE VEGETABLES — Hunt’s Point Market, Hunt’s Point Avenue and 138^(th)

Street. Have to go by car or truck between 6–9 A.M. but well worth it.

You can get enough vegetables to last your commune a week. Lettuce,

squash, carrots, canteloupe, grapefruit, melons, even artichokes and

mushrooms. Just tell them you want to feed some people free and it’s

yours, all crated and everything. Hunt’s Point is the free people’s

heaven.

FREE MEAT AND POULTRY — The closest slaughterhouse area is in the far

West Village, west of Hudson Street and south of 14^(th) Street. Get a

letter from Rev. Allen of St. Mark’s on the Bowerie, Second Avenue and

10^(th) Street, saying you need some meat for a church sponsored meal.If

you want to be really professional, dress as a priest and go over and

ask. Bring a car or truck. A freezer unit will save a good deal of

running around. Don’t give up on this one. Turning a guy on to the free

idea will net you a week’s supply of top quality meat. There is some law

that if the meat touches the ground or floor they have to give it away.

So if you know how to trip a meat truck, by all means ...

FREE FRESH FISH — The Fish Market is located on Fulton Street and South

Street under the East River Drive overpass. You have to get there

between 6–9 A.M. but it is well worth it. The fishermen always have

hundreds of pounds of fish that they have to throw away if they don’t

sell. Mackerel, halibut, cod, catfish, and more. You can have as much as

you can cart away.

FREE BREAD AND ROLLS — Rapaports on Second Avenue between 5^(th) and

6^(th) Streets will give you all the free bread and rolls you can carry.

You have to get there by 7:00 A.M. in order to get the stuff. It’s a day

old, but still very good. If you want them absolutely fresh, put them in

an oven to which you have added a pan of water (to avoid drying them

out), and warm them for a few minutes. Most bakeries will give you day

old stuff if you give them a half way decent sob story.

A&P stores clean their vegetable bins every day at 9:00 A.M. They always

throw out cartons of very good vegetables. Tell them you want to feed

your rabbits. Also recommended is picking up food in a supermarket and

eating it before you leave the store. This method is a lot safer than

the customary shoplifting. In order to be prosecuted for shoplifting you

have to leave the store with the goods. If you have eaten it there is no

evidence to be used against you.

FREE COOKING LESSONS — (Plus you get to eat the meal) are sponsored by

the New York Department of Markets, 137 Centre Street. Thursday

mornings. Call CA 6–5653 for more information.

Check the Yellow Pages for Catering Services. You can visit them on a

Saturday, Sunday afternoon or Monday morning. They always have stuff

left over. Invest 10c in one of the Jewish Dailies and check out the

addresses of the local synagogues and their schedule of bar mitzvahs,

weddings, and testimonial dinners. Show up at the back of the place

about three hours after it is scheduled to start. There is always

left-over food. Tell them you’re a college student and want to bring

some back for your fraternity brothers. Jews dig the college bullshit.

If you want the food served to you out front you naturally have to

disguise yourself to look straight. Remarks such as “I’m Marvin’s

brother” or — learning the bride’s name from the paper — “Gee, Dorothy

looks marvelous” are great. Lines like “Betty doesn’t look pregnant” are

frowned upon.

Large East Side bars are fantastically easy touches. The best time is

5:00 P.M. Take a half empty glass of booze from an empty table and use

it as a prop. Just walk around sampling the hors d’oeuvres. Once you

find your favorite, stick to it. You can soon become a regular. They

won’t mind your loading up on free food because they consider you one of

the crowd. Little do they realize that you are a super freeloader. All

Longchamps are good. Max’s Kansas City at Park Avenue South and16th

Street doesn’t even mind it if you freeload when you are hungry and an

advantage here is thatyou can wear any kind of clothes. Max features

fried chicken wings, Swedish meatballs and ravioli.

THE INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY FOR KRISHNA CONSCIOUSNESS is located at 26

Second Avenue. Every morning at 7:00 AM a delicious cereal breakfast is

servedfree along with chanting and dancing. Also 12 Noon more food and

chanting and on Monday,Wednesday and Friday at 7:00 P.M. again food and

chanting. Then it’s all day Sunday in Central Park Sheepmeadow

(generally) for still more chanting (sans food). Hari Krishna is the

freest high going if you can get into it and dig cereal and, of course,

more chanting.

FREE TEA AND COOKIES — In a very nice setting at the Tea Center, 16 East

56^(th) Street. 10-11A.M. and 2–4 P.M. Monday to Friday.

THE CATHOLIC WORKER — 181 Chrystie Street, will feed you any time but

you have to prayas you do in the various Salvation Army stations. Heavy

wino scenes. The heaviest wino scene isthe Men’s Temporary Shelter on 8

East 3^(rd) Street. You can get free room and/or meals here if you are

over 21 but it’s worse than jail or Bellevue. It is a definite last

resort only.

The freest meal of all is Tuesdays at 5:00 P.M. inside or in front of

St. Mark’s Church on the Bowerie, Second Avenue at 10^(th) Street. A few

yippie-diggers serve up a meal ranging from Lion Meat to Guppy Chowder

to Canteloupe Salad. They are currently looking for a free truck to help

them collect the food and free souls dedicated to extending the free

food concept. The Motherfuckers also dish out free food on St. Mark’s

Place from time to time.

If you are really looking for class, pick up a copy of the New York

Times and check the box in the back pages designating ocean cruises. On

every departure there is a bon voyage party. Just walk on a few hours

before sailing time and start swinging. Champagne, caviar, lobster

salad, all as free as the open sea. If you get stoned enough and miss

getting off you can also wiggle a free boat ride although you get sent

back as soon as you hit the other side — but it’s a free ocean cruise,

even if it’s in the brig.

You can get free food in varying quantities by going to the factories.

Many also offer a free tour. However, the plants are generally located

outside of Manhattan. If you can get a car, try a trip to Long Island

City. There you will find the Gordon Baking Company at 42 25 21^(st)

Street, Pepsi-Cola at 4602 Fifth Avenue, Borden Company at 35 10

Steinway Street and Dannon Yogurt at 22–11 38^(th) Avenue. All four

places give out free samples and if you write or call in advance and say

it is for a block party or church affair, they will give you a few

cases.

FREE BOOZE — Jacob Ruppert Brewery at 1639 Third Avenue near 91^(st)

Street will give you a tour at 10:30 AM. and 2:30 P.M. complete with

free booze in their tap room.

The Sun is free. Hair is freee. Naked bodies are free. Smiles are free.

Rain is free. Unfortunately there is no free air in New York. Con

Edison’s phone number is 679–6700.

WELFARE — If you live in lower Manhattan the welfare center for you is

located on 11 West 13^(th) Street, 989–1210. There is, of course, red

tape involved and they don’t dig longhairs. Be prepared to tell a good

story as to why you cannot work, however your looks (which they cannot

make you change) might be good enough reason. This is one place where

sloppy clothes pay off. You have to be over 18 to get help. A caseworker

will be assigned to you. Some will actually dig the whole scene and

won’t give you a hard time, others can be a real bitch. Getting on

welfare can get you free rent, phone, utilities, and about $20.00 a week

to live on. There are also various food stamp and medical programs you

become eligible for If you can stomach hassle, welfare is a must. The

main office number is Dl 4–8700 if you do not live in lower Manhattan.

FREE CLOTHES — Try ESSO, 341 East 10^(th) Street or Tompkins Square

Community Center on Avenue B and 9^(th) Street. Also the streets are

excellent places to pick up good clothes (see section on free furniture

for best times to go hunting)

FREE LAWYERS — Legal Aid Society, 100 Centre Street. BE 30250 (criminal

matters) and the New York University Law Center Office, 249 Sullivan

Street. GR 3–1896 (civil matters). Also for specialized cases and

information you can call the National Lawyers Guild. 5 Beekman Street

227–1078 or the New York Civil Liberties Union, 156 Fifth Avenue, WA

96076. For the best help on the Lower East Side use Mobilization for

Youth Legal Services, 320 East 3^(rd) Street between Avenues C and D. OR

70400, ask for legal services. Open Tuesday to Friday. 9 A.M. to 6 P.M.

anduntil 8 P.M on Mondays some of the best lawyers in the city available

here.

FREE FLOWERS At about 930 A.M. each day you can bum free flowers in the

Flower District on Sixth Avenue between 22^(nd) and 23^(rd) Streets Once

in a while you can find a potted tree that’s been thrown out because

it’s slightly damaged.

FREE FURNITURE — By far the best place to get free furniture is on the

street. Once a week in every district the sanitation department makes

bulk pick-ups. The night before residents put out all kinds of stuff on

the street. For the best selection try the West Village on Monday nights

and the east Seventies on Tuesday nights. On Wednesday night there are

fantastic pick-ups on 35^(th) Street in back of Macy’s. Move quickly

though, the guards get pissed off easily; the truckers couldn’t

careless. This street method can furnish your whole pad. Beds, desks,

bureaus, lamps, bookcases,chairs, and tables. It’s all a matter of

transportation. If you don’t have access to a car or truck it is almost

worth it to rent a station wagon on a weekday and make pick-ups.

Alexander’s Rent-a-Car is about the cheapest for in-city use. $5.95 and

10c a mile for a regular car. A station wagon is slightly more. Call AG

9–2200 for the branch near you.

Also consider demolition and construction sites as a good source for

building materials to construct furniture. The large wooden cable spools

make great tables. Cinder-blocks, bricks and boards for bookcases. Doors

for tables. Nail kegs for stools and chairs.

FREE BUS RIDES — Get on with a large denomination bill just as the bus

is leaving.

FREE SUBWAY RIDES — Get a dark green card and flash it quickly as you go

through the exit gate. Always test the swing bars in the turnstile

before you put in the token. Someone during the day was sure to drop an

extra token in and a free turn is just waiting for the first one to take

advantage of it. By far the most creative method is the use of German

fennigs. Danish ore or Mozambique 10 centavos pieces. These fit most

turnstiles except the newest (carry a real token touse in case the

freebee doesn’t work). These foreign coins come four or five to a penny.

Large amounts must be purchased outside New York City. Most dealers will

not sell you large amounts since the Transit Authority has been

pressuring them. Try telling dealers you want them to make jewelry.

Another interesting coin is the 5 aurar from Iceland. This is the same

size as a quarter and will work in most vending machines. They sell for

three or four to the penny. There are other coins that also work. Buy a

bag of assorted foreign coins from a coin dealer and do a little

measuring.You are sure to find tome that fit the bill. Speaking of

fitting the bill, we have heard that dollar bills can be duplicated on

any Xerox machine (fronts done separately from backs and pasted

together)and used in vending machines that give change for a dollar.

This method has not been field tested.

The best form of free transportation is hitch-hiking. This is so novel

in New York that it often works. Crosstown on 8^(th) Street is good.

FREE PHONE CALLS — A number 14 brass washer with a small piece of scotch

tape over one side of the hole will work in old style phones (also

parking meters, laundromat dryers, soda and other vending machines). The

credit card bit works on long distance calls. Code letter for 1968 is J,

then a phone number and then a three digit district number. A district

number, as well as the phone number, can be made up by using any three

numbers from about 051 to 735. Example: J-573-21OO-421 or

J-637-3400-302. The phone number should end in 00 since most large

corporations have numbers that end that way. The people that you call

often get weird phone calls from the company but not much else. There

are also legitimate credit card numbers available. One recent number

belonged to Steve McQueen. A phone bill of $50,000 was racked up in one

month. McQueen, of course, was not held responsible

FREE MONEY — Panhandling nets some people up to Twenty dollars a day.

The best places are Third Avenue in the fifties and the Theater District

off Times Square. Both best in the evening on weekends. Uptown guys with

dates are the best touch especially if they are just leaving some guilt

movie like “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?” The professional panhandlers

don’t waste their time on the Lower East Side except on weekends when

the tourists come out.

Devise a street theater act or troupe. It can be anything from a funny

dance to a five piece band or a poetry reading. People give a lot more

dough and the whole atmosphere sings a little. SMILE!

Panhandle at the rectories and nunneries on the side of every Catholic

Church. Contrary to rumor the brother and sister freeloaders in black

live very well and will always share something with a fellow panhandler.

Also see previous sections on the use of foreign coins.

FREE BOOKS AND RECORDS — If you have an address you can get all kinds of

books and records from clubs on introductory offers. Since the cards you

mail back are not signed there is no legal way you can be held

responsible although you get all sorts of threatening mail, which, by

the way, also comes free.

You can always use the Public Libraries. The main branch is on Fifth

Avenue and 42^(nd) Street.There are 168 branches all over the city. Call

OX 5–4200 for information and a schedule of free events.

POEMS are free. Are you a poem or are you a prose???

FREE GAS — If you have a car and need some gas late at night you can get

a gallon and then some by emptying the hoses from the pumps into your

tank. There is always a fair amount of surplus gas left when the pumps

are shut off.

FREE LAND — Write to “Green Revolution” c/o School of Living. Freeland,

Maryland, for their free newspaper with news about rural land available

in the United States and the progress of various rural communities. The

best available free land is in Canada. You can get a free listing by

writing to the Department of Land and Forests, Parliament Building,

Quebec City, Canada. Also write to the Geographical Branch, Department

of Mines and Technical Surveys, Parliament Buildings, Quebec City.

Canada. Lynn Burrows, c/o Communications Group, 2630 Point Grey Rd.

Vancouver 8, British Columbia, Canada, will give you the best

information on setting up a community in Canada.

If you really want to live for free, get some friends together and seize

a building at Columbia University. 116^(th) Street and Broadway. The

cops come free, as do blue ribbon committees with funny long names

FREE BUFFALO — In order to keep the herds at a controllable level the

government will give you a real, live buffalo if you can guarantee

shipping expenses and adequate grazing area. Write to the Office of

Information, Department of the Interior, Washington, DC.

MEDICAID — Medicaid Center. 330 West Street. 594–3050. Medicaid is a

very good deal if you can qualify and can stand a little red tape.

According to the new law you have to be under 21 or over 65 years of age

and have a low income ($2900 or less if you are single) to qualify. It

takes about a month to process your application, but if you get a card

you are entitled to free hospital and dental services, private

physicians, drugs and many other medical advantages

AMBULANCE SERVICE — Call 440–1234. You get 1 cop free of charge with

this service. There is no way to get an ambulance without a cop in New

York.

EMERGENCY DOCTOR — TR 9–1000.

EMERGENCY DENTIST — YU 8–6110.

NEARBY HOSPITALS — Gouverneur Clinic, 9 Gouverneur Slip, 227 3000 St.

Vincent Hospital, 7^(th) Ave. and West 11^(th) St. 620–1234. Bellevue

Hospital, First Avenue and 27^(th) Street, 679–5487. On the above

medical services you have to pay but you can file the bill or send it to

the National Digger Client Center in Washington, D.C. They will pay it

for you.

THE WASHINGTON HEIGHTS HEALTH CENTER — 168^(th) Street and Broadway,

provides free chest X rays as well as other services. You can get a free

smallpox vaccination here at 10: A.M.weekdays if you’re traveling

abroad. Call WA 7–6300 for information.See special section on clap in

this booklet for information on VD treatment.

FREE DRUGS — In the area along Central Park West in the 70’s and 80’s

are located many doctor’s offices. Daily they throw out piles of drug

samples. If you know what you’re looking for,search this area.

FREE SECURITY — For this trick you need some money to begin with.

Deposit it in a bank and return in a few weeks telling them you lost

your bank book. They give you a card to fill out and sign and in a week

you will receive another. Now, withdraw your money, leaving you with

your original money and a bank book showing a balance. You can use this

as identification, to prevent vagrancy busts traveling, as collateral

for bail, or for opening a charge account at a store.

FREE BIRTH CONTROL INFORMATION AND DEVICES — Clergy Consultation

Abortion, call 477–0034 and you will get a recorded announcement giving

you the names of clergymen who you can call and get birth control

information, including abortion contacts. Parents Aid Society, 130 Main

Street, Hempstead, Long Island. (516) 538 2626, provides by far the most

complete birth control information Pills are provided as well as

diaphrams. Referrals are made to doctors willing to perform abortions

despite their illegality because of medieval, menopausal politicians.

Call them for an appointment before you go out there. They are about to

establish an office on the lower East Side.

FREE INFORMATION — Yippie: Youth International Party, 32 Union Square

East. 982–5090

ESSO — East Side Service Organization, 141 East 10^(th) St., 533–5930

DIAL-A DEMONSTRATION — 924–6315 to find out about antiwar rallies and

demonstrations

DIAL A SATELLITE — TR 3–0404 to find out schedules of satellites.

NERVOUS can be dialed for the time

WEATHER REPORT — WE 6–1212

DIAL A PRAYER — CI 6–4200. God is a long distance call

If you want someone to talk you out of jumping out of a window call IN

2–3322.

If you have nothing to do for a few minutes, call the Pentagon (collect)

and ask for Colonel John Masters of the Inter-Communication Center. Ask

him how the war’s going. (202) LI 5–6700.

If you want the latest news information you can call the wire services:

AP is PL 7–1312 or UFI is MU 2–0400.

LIBERATION NEWS SERVICE — At 3064 Broadway and 121^(st) Street will give

you up to the minute coverage of movement news both national and local,

as well as a more accurate picture of what’s going on. Call 8651360. By

the way, what is going on?

THE EAST VILLAGE OTHER — Office at 105 Second Avenue and 6^(th) Street,

228–8640 might be able to answer some of your questions.

THE DAILY NEWS INFORMATION BUREAU — 220 East 42^(nd) Street, MU 21234,

will try to answer any question you put to them, unless it’s “Why do we

need the Daily News?”

THE NEW YORK TIMES RESEARCH BUREAU — 229 West 43^(rd) Street, LA 4–1000

will research news questions that pertain to the past three months if

you believe there was a past three months.

FREE lessons in a variety of skills such as plumbing, electricity,

jewelry malting, construction and woodworking are provided by the

Mechanics Institute, 20 West 44^(th) Street. Call or write them well in

advance for a schedule. You must sign up early for lessons as they try

to maintain small courses.MU 7–4279.

Ron Rosen at 68 Thompson Street will give you free Karate lessons if he

considers you in the movement.

FREE YOGA LESSONS — Yoga Institute, 50 East 81^(st) Street, LE 5–0126.

Call in advance for lecture schedule. You might be asked to do some

voluntary kitchen yoga after the lessons.

FREE RENT — There are many abandoned buildings that are still habitable

especially if you know someone with electrical skills who, with a

minimum of effort can supply you with free electricity. You can be

busted for criminal trespassing but many people are getting away with

it. If you are already in an apartment, eviction proceedings in New York

take about six months even if you don’t pay rent.

You can sleep in the parks during the day. Day or night you can sleep on

the roofs which are fairly safe and comfortable if you can find a shady

spot. The tar gets very hot when the sun comes out.

Make friends with someone in the building, then if the cops or landlord

or other residents give you a problem you can say you are staying with

someone in the building. Stay out of hallways, don’t sleep on streets or

stoops, or in the parks at night.

FREE BEACHES — Coney Island Beach (ES 2 1670) and Manhattan Beach on

Oriental Boulevard (DE 2 6794) are two in Brooklyn that are free. Call

for directions on how to get there.

The Bronx offers Orchard Beach, call TT 5–1828 for information.

FREE COLLEGE — If you want to go to college free send away for the

schedule of courses at the college of your choice. Pick your courses and

walk into the designated classrooms. In some smaller classes this might

be a problem but in large classes, of which there are hundreds in New

York, there is no problem. If you need books for the course, write to

the publisher telling him you are a lecturer at some school and are

considering using the book in your course.

FREE THEATER — The Dramatic Workshop — Studio # 808, Carnegie Hall

Building, 881 Seventh Avenue at 56^(th) Street. Free on Friday, Saturday

and Sunday at 8:15 P.M., JU 6 4800 for information.

New York Shakespeare Festival — Delacourte Theatre, Central Park. Every

night except Monday.Performance begins at 8:00 P.M. but get there before

6:00 P.M. to be assured tickets.

This is our favorite way to sneak into a regular movie theater: Arrive

just as the show is emptying out and join the line leaving the theater.

Exclaiming, “Oh, my gosh!” slap your forehead, turnaround and return,

telling the usher you left your hat, pocketbook, etc., inside. Once

you’re in the theatre just take a seat and wait for the next show.

Another method is to call the theater early and pose as a film critic

for one of the mini magazines and ask to be placed on the “O. K. list.”

Usually this works.

Pageant Players, The 6^(th) Street Theater Group and other street

theater groups perform on various street corners, particularly on the

Lower East Side. Free Theater is also provided at the United Nations

building and the Stock Exchange on Wall Street, if you enjoy seventeenth

century comedy.

If you look relatively straight you can sneak into conventions and get

all kinds of free drinks, snacks and samples. Call the New York

Convention Bureau, 90 East 42^(nd) Street, MU 7–1300 for information.

You can also get free tickets to theater events here at 9:00 A.M.

FREE MOVIES — New York Historical Society — Central Park West and

77^(th) Street. Hollywood movies every Saturday afternoon. Call TR

3–3400 for schedule.

Metropolitan Museum of Art — Fifth Avenue and 82^(nd) Street. Art films

Mondays at 3:00 P.M.Call TR 9–5500 for schedule.

New York University — Has a very good free movie program as well as

poetry, lectures, and theater presentations. Call the Program Director’s

Office, 598–2026 for schedule.

Millennium Film Workshop 2 East 2^(nd) Street. Fridays be ginning at

7:15 P.M. open screening of films by underground directors.

FREE MUSIC — Greenwich House of Music School – 46 Barrow Street (of

Seventh Avenue),West Village. Fridays at 8:30 P.M. Classical.

Donnell Library Center — 20 West 53^(rd) Street. Schedule found in

“Calendar of Events” at any library. Classical.

Frick Museum — 1 East 70^(th) Street. BU 8–0700. Concerts every Sunday

afternoon. The best of the classical offerings. You must do some red

tape work though. Send self — addressed stamped envelope that will

arrive on Monday before the date you wish to go. One letter — one

ticket.

The Group Image — Performs every Wednesday night at the Hotel Diplomat

on West 43^(rd) Street between Sixth and Seventh Avenues, and you can

get in free if you say you have no money (sometimes). If you promise to

take your clothes off it’s definitely free. If you ball on the dance

floor, you get a season’s pass.

Filmore East — 105 Second Avenue. If you live in the Lower East Side you

can generally get into the Filmore East after the show has started, if

there are seats. Just go up to the door with a half way decent story.

You’re with the diggers or Eve or something will generally work.

There are various free festivals put on in Central Park. You can call

the City Parks Departments for a schedule at 734–1000.

Washington Square in the West Village is always jumping on Sunday. Check

out the Banana Singers either here or on St. Mark’s Place. Cop a kazoo

in Woolworths or a tambourine and join the band.

FREE MUSEUMS — Metropolitan Museum — Fifth Avenue and 82^(nd) Street.

This works very well at pre-released screenings. You can phone the

various screening studios andfind out what they are screening.

Frick Museum — 1 East 70^(th) Street. Great when you’re stoned. Closed

Mondays.

The Cloisters — Weekdays 10 A.M. to 5 P.M., Sundays 1 P.M. to 6 P.M.

Take INO Eighth Avenue express (A train) to 190^(th) Street station and

walk a few blocks. The #4 Fifth Avenue bus also goes all the way up and

it’s a pleasant ride. One of the best trip places in town in medieval

setting.

Brooklyn Museum — Eastern Parkway and Washington Avenue. Egyptian stuff

best in the world outside of Egypt. Take IRT (Broadway Line) express

train to Brooklyn Museum station.

Museum of the American Indian — Broadway at 155^(th) Street. The largest

Indian museum in the world. Open Tuesday to Sunday 1 to 5 P.M. Take IRT

(Broadway Line) local to 157^(th) Street station.

Museum of Natural History — Central Park West and 79^(th) Street. Great

dinosaurs and other stuff. Weekdays 10–5 P.M., Sunday 1–5 P.M.

The Hispanic Society of America — Broadway between 15^(th) and 156^(th)

Streets. The best Spanishart collection in the city.

Asia House Gallery — 112 East 64^(th) Street. Art objects from the Far

East.

Marine Museum of the Seaman’s Church — 25 South Street. All kinds of

model ships and sea stuff.

Chase Manhattan Bank Museum of Money — 1256 Sixth Avenue. Free people

consider property as theft and regard all banks, especially Chase

Manhattan ones, as museums.

THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY — Not free, but a nickel each way for a five

mile ocean voyage around the southern tip of Manhattan is worth it. Take

IRT (Broadway Line) to South Ferry, local only. Ferry leaves every half

hour day and night.

FREE CRICKET MATCHES — At both Van Cortland Park in the Bronx and Walker

Park on Staten Island every Sunday afternoon. Get schedule from British

Travel Association, 43 West 61^(st) Street. At Walker Park free tea and

crumpets

FREE POETRY, LECTURES, ETC. — The best advice here is to see the back

page of the Village Voice for free events that week. There are a variety

of talks given at the Free School, 20 East 14^(th) Street. Call 675–7424

for information. For free brochures about free cultural events in New

York go to Cultural Information Center, 148 West 57^(th) Street.

FREE SWIMMING POOLS 1. — East 23^(rd) Street and Asser Levy Place (near

Avenue A). Indoor and outdoor pools, plusgymnasium. 2. — 83 Carmine

Street (at Seventh Avenue, West Village). Indoor and outdoor pools

plusgymnasium.Bring your own swim suit and towel. 35c admission at

certain times after 1:00 P.M. if you are over 14 years of age.

BRONX ZOO — Bronx and Pelham Parkways. Largest zoo in the U. S. Great

collection of animals in natural settings. IRT Broadway (Dyre Avenue

line) to 180^(th) Street station and walk north. Free every day but

Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday when cost is 25c.

BOTANICAL GARDENS — 1000 Washington Avenue, Brooklyn Another peaceful

trip center.This and the Cloisters best in New York if you want to get

away from it all quickly. Open 8:30A.M. ‘til dusk. Take IRT (Broadway

line) to the Brooklyn Museum station.

FREE PARK EVENTS — All kinds of events in the Parks are free Call

755–4100 for a recorded announcement of week’s events.

You can get free posters, literature and books from the various missions

to the United Nations located on the East Side near the U.N. building.

The Cuban Mission, 6 I 67^(th) Street, will give you free copies of

Granma, the Cuban newspaper, Man and Socialism in Cuba, a book by Che.

You can get fingerprinted free and have your phone tapped at no expense

by going to the F.B.I, at 201 East 69^(th) Street Call LE 5–7700, ask

for J. Hoover. Tell him you’re Walter Jenkins.

FREE PETS — ASPCA. 441 East 92^(nd) Street and York Avenue. TR 6–7700.

Dogs, cats, some birds and other pets. Tell them you’re from out of town

if you want a dog and you will not have to pay the $5.00 license fee.

Have them inspect and inoculate the pet which they do free of charge.

DRAFT RESISTANCE ADVICE — Many of you have problems that require draft

counseling or maybe you have gone AWOL and need advice. There are

numerous groups that will help out. Go down to 5 Beekman Street (near

City Hall) and find your way to the 10^(th) floor There are many

anti-draft groups located there who will give you the right kind of

information. Call the Resistance,732–4272 for details.

FREE CLOTHING REPAIRS — All Wallach stores feature a service that

includes sewing on buttons, free shoe horns, and shoe laces, mending

pants pockets and linings, punches extra holes in belts, and a number of

other free services.

FREE CARS — If you want to travel a long distance the auto

transportation agencies are a great deal. Look in the Yellow Pages under

Automobile Transportation and Trucking. You must be over 21 and have a

valid driver’s license. Call them up and tell them when and where you

want to go and they will tell you if they have a car. They give you the

car and a tank of gas free. You pay the rest.

Go to pick up the car alone, then get some people who also want to go to

help with expenses. You can make San Francisco for about $80.00 in tolls

and gas in four days without pushing. Usually you have the car for

longer and can make a whole thing out of it. You must look “straight”

when you go to the agency.

If you would like to meet a real ghost, write Hans Holm c/o New York

Committee for Investigation of Paranormal Research. 140 Riverside Drive.

New York. N. Y. He’ll put you in touch for free.

RADIO FREE NEW YORK — WBA-FM, 99–5 on your dial, 30 East 39^(th) Street,

OX 7 2288,after midnight radio station provides air time for free souls

who need help or offer it.

NEW YORK SCENES, a magazine has a monthly column called “The Free

Loader” with good advice on getting stuff free.

MIMEOGRAPH MACHINE — Both the ESSO office and Yippie have a free mimeo

machine that you can use to print poetry, criticism, your life story or

anything else.

FREE BAKERY — Every Wednesday some people get together and cook bread at

St. Mark’s Church on the Bowerie, Second Avenue and 10^(th) Street.

Write to major corporations and tell them you bought one of their

products and it doesn’t work, or it’s shit, or it tastes bad. Most firms

will send you up to a case of merchandise just to get you off their

back. Try Tootsie Roll, Campbell’s Soup and cigarette companies for

starters. Also General Mills for cereals. Write to their public

relations office. One day at the library and a few stamps will get you

tons of stuff.

CLAP AND THE TASMANIAN PIG FEVER — Clap (syphilis and gonorrhea) and

Tasmanian Pig Fever (TPF) are two diseases you can easily pick up for

free on the Lower East Side. One, the Clap, you catch, and the other,

TPF, catches you. The Clap comes from balling. There are some that claim

they get it from sitting on a toilet seat but that is possible only if

you dig that position.

Generally, using a prophylactic will prevent the spreading of Clap. If

you don’t use them and you ball a lot your chances of picking it up are

pretty good.

Syphilis usually begins with a sore which may look like a cold sore or

any other kind of sore or pimple around your sex organ. Soon the sore

disappears, even without treatment, and is often followed by an

inflammation of the mouth and throat, and rashes on the body. These

symptoms also disappear without any treatment. But even if these outer

signs disappear the disease remains if untreated. If it remains

untreated years later syphilis can cause serious trouble such as heart

disease, blindness, insanity, and paralysis.

Gonorrhea is more common than syphilis. The first sign of gonorrhea is a

discharge from your sex organ. It may not be noticed in women. In men

there is usually itching and burning of the affected areas. If untreated

it can result in permanent damage to sex glands. Both syphilis and

gonorrhea can be cured in a short time with proper medical attention.

The doctor’s instructions must be followed to the letter if you want to

shake the disease. Sometimes someone will get a shot of penicillin, go

home and wait three days, and seeing no change in his condition he will

assume the treatment is not working and not go back for more. Some

strains are resistant to penicillin but will respond to other

medication. Keep going to the clinic until the doctor says No. Free

Treatment regardless of age is available for Lower East Side residents

at the Chelsea Hygiene Center, 303 Ninth Avenue at 27^(th) Street. Call

LA 4–2537 for more free information. You can also get tests for a

variety of other illnesses here, including hepatitis, which is common

and dangerous. Free cancer check-ups also given. Day and night phone

information at 269–5300.

Tasmanian Pig Fever is a disease common to the Lower a variety of

reasons. Let’s face it, the Lower East Side is a ghetto and getting

busted by a cop is common in any American ghetto. The following is some

general basic advice and some help on the chief causes for busts — dope

and runaways, although runaways are not technically busted.

The TPF is the riot control squad in New York and is called out to

handle many street demonstrations. The local police come out of the

Ninth Precinct located on 5^(th) Street between First and Second

Avenues. The local cops are under the direction of Lieutenant Joe Fink.

There are numerous arrests down here and a working knowledge of what to

do about the cops can be very helpful. Never let cops in your house if

they do not have a search warrant. Ask them to slip it under the door.

They only have a right to enter without a search warrant if they have

strong reason to believe a crime is being committed on the premises.

Most cases without a search warrant are thrown out of court. If you are

arrested, give your name and address. If you do not you will have bail

trouble. You can give a friend’s address. Do not discuss any details of

your case with the police. Demand to see your lawyer (See Free Legal Aid

Section). You are allowed a phone call and generally they will give you

three. Call your closest friend and tell him you are arrested. He should

be instructed to meet you in court at 100 Center Street. On the fourth

floor your friend can find out what court room you will appear in for

arraignment. There is a Legal Aid lawyer in the courtroom who will

handle the arraignment. If the charges are misdemeanors he should be

used, if the charges are felonies you might be advised to get help from

a private lawyer, Mobilization for Youth or some other agency. A good

lawyer can get a bail reduction that can save you a good deal of time if

you are hard up for bread. Bail depends on a variety of factors ranging

from previous arrests to the judge’s hangover. It can be put up in

collateral, i.e. a bank book, or often there is a cash alternative

offered which amounts to about 10 to 20% of the bail. Try and have your

friend show up with at least a hundred dollars in cash. For very high

bail there are the bail bondsmen in the area of the courthouse who will

cover the bail for a fee not to exceed 5%. You will need what they term

a solid citizen to sign the bail papers and perhaps put up some

collateral.

DOPE BUSTS — Possession of less than a quarter of an ounce of pot is

considered a misdemeanor. The penalty can be up to one year. In

actuality, a conviction for possession is very rare. The New York courts

are quite lenient on this charge. More than a quarter of an ounce is

considered possession with intent to sell. This along with sale (to an

agent) are considered felonies and punishable by terms of up to 15 years

in prison. A few precautions are in order. If you are carrying when

busted eat it as soon as it is cool. Never sell to someone you do not

know. Never make a sale with two other people present. Agents always buy

with another person or agent present as a witness. Never sell to anyone

facing an indictment for they are subject to pressure. Undercover agents

have some pretty interesting disguises. Black undercover cops are very

hard to spot. Often undercover cops wear beards and mustaches but few,

contrary to rumor, have very long hair. Longhair that takes a year to

grow is not possible since agents are switched around and anyway long

hair doesn’t grow in Queens. Undercover cops always carry a gun so look

out for that noticeable bulge or a jacket being worn on a hot day.

There is a new bill already passed, waiting for the governor’s

signature, that would upgrade the dope penalties, for example, sale of

pot to a minor could get you up to life imprisonment. If this bill is

passed and you are caught selling to a minor, pull out a gun and shoot

the kid. You can only get 10–20 years for first degree manslaughter and

can be paroled in 6 years. Acid and other dope, although against the law

rarely result in busts and even less in convictions (heroin is another

thing,of course). There are too many technicalities involved in

analyzing the substance, many such as STP are not covered by the law.

For this reason, they generally go after the grass unless there is a

major production or sale involved.

RUNAWAYS — Laws governing runaways are equally ridiculous. Persons who

look underage (under 16 for males, under 18 for females) can be stopped

by a cop anytime and asked to produce identification. If you are

underage or do not have identification to prove otherwise you can be

brought to the police station. There your parents or guardian is called.

If you have permission to be here they let you go, if not, your parents

can pick you up there. If they don’t want you, you can be sent to the

Youth Detention House which is a very bad trip indeed. If you are a

runaway, get fake identification and quick. People who put up runaways

are subject to arrest for contributing to the delinquency for a minor.

If you want to go name and need a contact or if you want to stay a few

days in a good place call Judson Memorial Church in Washington Square,

GR 7–0351. This is the first year this program has been in effect but

the people running it are cool. If you don’t want them to call your

parents or the cops they assure us they will not. They can house and

feed about twenty-five young people.

DEMONSTRATIONS — A word should be said about demonstrations.

Demonstrations with large numbers of arrests rarely result in

convictions. Lawyers inform us of the over 3,000 arrests in recent

anti-war, Yippie demonstrations, etc. there nave been no convictions.

This does not mean things couldn’t change drastically but these are the

facts up to now.Remember when arrested give only your name and address.

Demand a search warrant if they want to come into your pad. The only

know cure for Tasmanian Pig Fever is revolution. Paranoids unite!

DOPE — As you probably know, most dope is illegal, therefore some risks

are always involved in buying and selling. In the legal section we have

discussed the selling problems. Now let us consider the problems

involved in buying. Arrests are not a problem unless you are inside and

happen to get caught in a raid on a major dealer. What is a major hazard

is getting burned. The usual trick is to take your dough and just

vanish, leaving you standing on the street. Another method is

substituting oregano or parsely for grass, chewing tobacco as hash, and

aspirin and barbiturates as acid. A general rule is no bread up front.

If you’re getting an ounce or more of grass you are entitled to sample

it. Hash can also be sampled. If you’re considering buying a large

amount of acid, buy one tab for a sample and try it first. Another rule

is to buy from a town dealer or a close friend.

Have you considered growing your own? Being a weed, grass is very easy

to grow if it gets enough water and sun. Get your seeds together, travel

over to Jersey or Staten Island, find a field and plant your seeds. Draw

a furrow in the ground about half an inch deep and plant the seeds about

two inches apart. Cover the seeds with soil and water the area.

Returning every two weeks to tend your crop will be sufficient. No

matter how high the shoots get they are smokeable if dried out but it is

best to let them grow to maturity (when the flowers bloom). This takes

three to four months depending on soil conditions and sunlight. With a

little effort, you can grow kilos galore. Growing grass indoors is a big

hassle but it can be done if you construct a planting box with a light

bulb or artificial growing lamp. Some hardy souls have planted grass in

Carl Schurz Park next to Gracie Mansion, 89^(th) Street and East River

Drive.

There are also legal highs, the most famous of which is bananas. Scrap

the insides of the banana peel and roast in a 200c oven for a half hour

or until dark brown. Crumble the scrapings and roll in a joint or pack

in a pipe. This will produce a mild pot high. Mornings glory seeds will

produce a high similar to LSD if prepared properly. Use only the white,

blue, or blue-white varieties that are not coated with chemicals. If

they have been coated a good washing in alcohol will remove it. You need

about 400 seeds to get you up there. Generally there are about 40 to 60

in a packet. We prefer the following method: grind the seeds in a pepper

mill and stuff them into gelatin capsules that you can get in any drug

store. Another method is to boil the seeds, strain the mixture and drink

the liquid. It tastes bitter but it’s easier than the grinding method,

it’s an 8–10 hour trip. Whipped cream containers are 80% nitrous oxide

or laughing gas. Hold the container upright and release the nozzle

slowly as you inhale. It’s really a gas; even the whipped cream gets you

high.

Some people claim you can get high on cabbage centers. Others claim

cigarette tobacco mixed with powdered aspirins will do the trick. A hint

on grass: boil the twigs and seeds and make a very groovy tea — sort of

a tea-tea.

BAD TRIPS — The best method for bringing a person down from a bad trip

is calm, understanding talk by a sympathetic soul. Generally this works.

Orange juice and sugar works well.

A cup of sugar to a quart of orange juice. Drink as much as you can.

Niacinimide, a vitamin B derivative also works. You need 1000 milligrams

for every 100 micrograms of LSD. Say the tablets you have are 100 mg.

That means ten tablets for each 100 micro-grams of LSD. If you do not

know the LSD dosage, assume 500 micrograms and use 50 tablets of

Niacinimide. Too much Niacinimide cannot hurt you. Landing time for both

the orange juice-sugar method and Niacinimide is between 30–40 minutes.

Niacinimide has better results. It is available without a prescription

and is fairly cheap. You can get a thousand tablets for about three

dollars. As a last resort you should call in a physician who can

administer a tranquilizer, generally thorazine. Bellevue should be

considered a bad trip. Be careful of drugs you know nothing about. STP

is only for people who have been into acid for a time. Heroin is

addictive and can be a mighty expensive habit. Amphetamine, usually

called A or meth or speed, is also quite dangerous if you don’t know

what you are doing. Both heroin and meth are self-destructive. They ruin

your appetite, often causing malnutrition. Since they are needle drugs

there is always the chance of missing a vein, which leads to a stiff arm

for a few days or of contracting serum hepatitis from unsterilized

needles. You can kick the habit by just refusing to take it for a few

weeks or switching to a groovier drug. Don’t get hooked on any

drug,whether it be heroin, school, coca-cola, benzedrine, suburbia,

meth, or politics. They can all rot your brain ... Be advised.

COMMUNES — Communes can be a cheap and enjoyable way to live. They are a

good tribal way to live in the city because they are tribes each has a

personality of its own. This personality depends on the people in the

commune and how well they get along together. For this reason the most

important part of setting up a commune is choosing people who are

compatible. It is vital that no member of the commune has any strong

objection to any other member. More communes have been destroyed by

incompatibility than any other single reason. People of similar

interests (speed freaks with speed freaks, painters with painters, and

revolutionaries with revolutionaries) should get together. Preferably

the members of the commune should know each other before they begin

setting up quarters.

Once there is a nucleus of 4 to 7 people that are compatible

establishing a commune is not difficult.

The first thing to do is rent an apartment. The initial cost will

probably be two months rent. Don’t pay more. The landlord is not legally

allowed to ask for more than one month’s rent as security.

Don’t go to a rental agency unless you are willing to pay an extra

month’s rent as a fee. Two ways you can find an apartment if you don’t

know of one are: walk up and down every street and look for rent signs;

the other is to look inside the front doors of some buildings in the

area for a sign giving the landlord’s name. When you find buildings

owned by one company there is a pretty good chance that the company owns

other buildings in the area. Call that company and ask if they have any

vacant apartments.

When you get an apartment, furnishing will be the next step. You can

double your sleeping space by building loft or bunk beds. Nail two by

fours securely from ceiling to floor about three feet from the walls

where beds are wanted. Then build a frame out of two by fours at the

height you want the beds. Make sure it is strong enough to hold the

weight of people sleeping on it. Then nail a sheet of 3/4 inch plywood

on the frame. Mattresses and other furniture can be gotten for free. See

the section on free furniture. You can cop silverware in self-service

restaurants.

How you govern your commune depends on where the member’s heads are. One

method which works well is the Indian tribal council in which from time

to time all members of the tribe (commune) get together and discuss

problems that come up and solutions are worked out. At the meeting it

should be decided which members are responsible for things that have to

be done (i.e. cooking, cleaning, raising the rent), this assures that

they will be done. It is a good idea to have a meeting when you first

form to make decisions on some of the important things that are sure to

arise. The first is whether you want a crash pad or a commune. The

difference is that a commune is a closed unit. Other people may join,

but unlike a crash pad, they may not join for one day. Other things to

consider are drugs (no drugs in the pad, communal stash, etc.), property

(personal, communal), age limits and so on. The important thing to

remember is that with experience and basic trust for each other, this

form of tribal living is by far the best way to live in the city jungle.

Ask around for an experienced commune and get one of their members to

come to your first tribal meeting. The more stable communes that are

established the sooner we can begin to realize a freer more humanistic

society.

Revolution is Free. Venceremos!

Take what you want

Take what you need

There is plenty to go around

Everything is free.

-- George Metesky

Free New York

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My ol’ man George always told me that

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-- Jim Metesky

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