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[initiating transmission....................GOOD] [encoding text to speech....................GOOD] [translating message to Common..............GOOD] [displaying text............................GOOD] Alright, I'm back. So, I was right, I've been promoted! I'm now officially Captain Craig Kennedy, Technical Class, of the Star Destroyer Lovell. My promotion is more than just an extra badge for my suit; it also gives me more control over daily life on the Lovell. For instance, I decided to channel my inner BOFH. Some Privates were playing a game of American football in the rec area, so I turned off the gravsim and watched them try to hurriedly adjust to not having gravity. They seemed to enjoy it, even if it was a hassle to get them close enough to the ground for me to turn the gravsim back on. So, the Lieutenant Colonel managed to break his communicator, just before a big training battle was to commence, and rather than tell me about it before the training exercise, or postpone the training exercise, he called me on a Private's communicator *after the exercise* to complain about me not fixing his communicator. Apparently, being a Captain Technical Class means I'm supposed to be clairvoyant. I don't remember getting future-vision recently. Anyways, I went down, and when I saw just how badly it was broken, I was speechless. He had managed to physically snap the communicator in half, battle shell and all. He wouldn't say what happened, but one of the Privates told me he had shut it in a door. Many times. All because he had stubbed his toe and needed to take it out on something. Needless to say, the communicator was totalled. I managed to get him a new one, and I warned him to be careful with it. He ignored my warnings (as always), and proceeded to trip down the stairs outside of my office carrying it. Karma's a cruel mistress. One screen replacement later, and the Lieutenant Colonel was on his way. Meanwhile, the Seargant finally apologized to everybody about the bridge. Only took him 16 hours. Imagine if he had destroyed a less-frequented area of the base; he might not have apologized for a year or two. Anyways, the Colonel finally stood up, and told the Seargant to run the drills in the battle sim or to not run them at all. The Seargant seemed really upset, but he couldn't disobey a direct order from his superior. Anyways, I'm gonna go to sleep now. I hope to write more, later, about our misadventures here on the Lovell. For now, I'm Captain Craig Kennedy, Technical Class, from the Star Destroyer Lovell, signing off officially! Talk to you all later... [ending transmission........................GOOD]