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Title: Dickheads
Author: David Graeber
Date: March 2015
Language: en
Topics: fashion, The Baffler
Source: Retrieved on 3rd September 2020 from https://thebaffler.com/salvos/dickheads
Notes: Published in Issue No. 27 of The Baffler

David Graeber

Dickheads

Some people (me, for instance) put a great deal of energy into

organizing their lives so that they’ll never have to wear a tie. I’ve

often wondered why this should be. Why should ties have such symbolic

power? It’s not as if other parts of a formal suit—white shirts,

tailored slacks, vests, or blazers—inspire the same sort of indignation.

Somehow, it feels as if tying the necktie around your neck marks a final

act of closure. It’s the act that transforms all those items into a

suit, with all the suit implies, whether it’s the power of the boardroom

or the ceremonial formalities of weddings and funerals—that whole world

of official business over which men in suits invariably preside. No

doubt, part of the objection to the tie is to the pure arbitrariness of

the thing. A tie serves no function. It doesn’t hold your trousers up or

keep you warm. But at the same time, it’s uncomfortable, so much so that

putting it on does somehow feel like a gesture of submission, a

reluctant pledge of allegiance to everything the suit is supposed to

represent.

Still, if you think more about it, there’s something peculiar going on

here—a kind of paradox. Yes, a tie embodies the message of the suit, but

in many ways it’s the very opposite. After all, the rest of the suit is

almost entirely bereft of decorative elements. Suits tend to be dark,

sober, boring. Ties are supposed to be the exception. The tie is the one

place where you’re allowed to add a little color, to express yourself a

little. Why, then, should the one thing that’s least like the rest of

the suit somehow feel like it embodies the message of the whole?

Ready, Aim, Attire!

Formal male clothing wasn’t always boring. In Elizabethan times, for

instance, men—particularly rich and powerful ones—were just as inclined

as women to deck themselves out in flashy jewelry and bright decorative

colors, and even (as in the court of Louis XIV) to wear wigs, powder,

and rouge. All this changed in the eighteenth century, a period some

historians of dress have referred to as the age of the “Great Masculine

Renunciation.” Suddenly, male clothing was expected to be less

ornamental, more generally businesslike than women’s. Eventually,

something very much like the modern business suit began to emerge:

uniform, dark in color (the more serious the context, the darker it

should be) with little or no patterning—its very dullness embodying

seriousness of purpose.

The modern business suit appeared around the time of the Industrial

Revolution, and it embodied the spirit of the emerging bourgeoisie. Such

men scoffed at aristocratic fops as parasites. They saw themselves

instead as men of action, defined by their ability to direct and

transform the world. They were producers; aristocrats were mere

consumers. And in this new bourgeois order, consumption was to be the

domain of women, who continued to wear powder, lipstick, necklaces, and

earrings (though usually not quite so extravagantly), even as their

husbands gave them up.

This transformation explains a number of curious usages surviving in our

own formal clothing: notably, the way a blazer can still be referred to

as “sports jacket,” even though you wouldn’t want to run a race in one.

In fact, the business suit derives not from aristocratic formal wear,

but from hunting clothes—this is why fox-hunters, for instance, still

wear something very much like one. Both uniforms are a kind of active

wear, adopted by a class of people who wanted to define themselves

through their actions.

Actually, I suspect that the ultimate derivation of the business suit is

from a suit of armor. The suit, after all, encases your body, covering

as much of it as possible; what minimal openings to the world such

clothes do afford—at your neck and sleeves—are bound tightly together by

ties and cuff links. The contours of the body are thus obscured, in

striking contrast with women’s formal wear, which, even in covering the

body, constantly hints at revealing it, and particularly at revealing

its most sexualized aspects. Skirts, even when they cover the lower half

of the body completely, tend to form an open-ended cone whose apex is

between the legs, and except in the most prudish times, there has been

some gesture toward revealing the cleavage. It’s almost as if the staid

uniformity of men’s attire is meant to efface individuality just as its

design is meant to make the body itself invisible; women’s formal wear,

on the other hand, makes the wearer both an individual and an object to

be seen. Indeed, the conventions of higher-class fashion ensure that any

woman wearing such an outfit is obliged to devote a good deal of time

and energy to monitoring herself to make sure too much is not revealed

and, more generally, to constantly thinking about what she looks like.

And this is still true. Just recall the bifurcated fashions at the

sexual battleground of your high school prom. The guys all dressed

identically. They were, in effect, sporting a uniform. But if two girls

wound up wearing the same dress, then oh, what a scandal.

The Frail Gaze

It seems to me that this very effacement of individuality is itself one

way of expressing power. The French philosopher Michel Foucault argued

that the eighteenth century (the period that saw the emergence of the

business suit) marked a profound transformation in how power came to be

exercised in Europe and America. In a feudal order, Foucault suggested,

power existed in order to be seen. It was enshrined in the very bodies

of the king and nobles, which were on continual display in portraits,

pageants, and court ceremonial. Common folk were faceless spectators.

The modern bureaucratic state reversed all this: suddenly, it was the

powerful who were faceless, depersonalized abstractions, as it was they

who did the inspecting, examining, and monitoring of everybody else.

What Foucault was really talking about were two different modes of

exercising power that always exist, in any society. Sometimes the

general struts about showing off his medals, and sometimes he’s

inspecting the troops, who are expected to keep eyes fixed firmly into

space. Indeed, the most powerful way to represent power has always been

to refuse to represent it. That’s why God or spirits in so many

traditions cannot be shown in images; it’s also why the way to show that

something is truly powerful is to hide it, to render it invisible,

ineffable, unknowable, utterly featureless and abstract. That which is

unknown, Thomas Hobbes once remarked, is for that reason unlimited. It

could be anything; therefore, you have to be prepared to assume it could

do anything as well.

I suggest a simple formula: To express power through display is to say

to those over whom one exercises it, “Behold, see how I have been

treated. I have been treated this way because of who I am. Now you, too,

must treat me this way.” Kings cover themselves with gold as a way of

saying that you must cover them with gold as well. To refuse any such

display, in contrast, is to say, “You simply have no idea what I am

capable of.”

If this formula is true, the generic quality of formal male clothing,

whether donned by factory owners or functionaries, makes some sense.

These uniforms define powerful men as active, productive, and potent,

and at the same time define them as glyphs of power—disembodied

abstractions. Women’s formal attire, with its flounces and fripperies,

sequins and whatnots, defines its wearer as something that you look at,

as a passive object, but at the same time makes her bodily, specific,

and even unique. (The word “specific” is originally derived from the

Latin specere, meaning “to look at.” It’s the same root as gives us

“spectacle,” “inspection,” and “specimen.”) John Berger’s famous

analysis of European oil painting, Ways of Seeing, noticed that the

social presence of a man in such quintessentially bourgeois settings

always turned on what he was assumed to be able to do (the “promise of

power” he embodied), while that of a woman turned on her appearance,

which was taken to indicate how she has treated herself—and therefore

what it is acceptable to do to her. Robert Graves summed it up even more

precisely; in the world those oil paintings represent, “Man Does; Woman

Is.” (Only it’s not clear that Graves meant this as a criticism!)

Semiotics of the Barn Door, Open

So what does any of this have to do with neckties? Well, at first

glance, the paradox has only deepened. If the message of the suit is

that its wearer is a largely invisible, abstract, and generic creature

to be defined by his ability to act, then the decorative necktie makes

little sense.

But let’s examine other forms of decoration allowed in formal attire and

see if a larger pattern of sartorial power begins to emerge. Decoration

that’s specific to women (earrings, lipstick, eyeshadow, etc.) tends to

highlight the receptive organs. Permissible men’s jewelry—rings, cuff

links, fancy watches—tends to accentuate the hands. This is, of course,

consistent: it is through the hands that one acts upon the world.

There’s also the tie clip, but that’s not really a problem. The tie and

the cuff links seem to fulfill their functions in parallel, each adding

a little decoration to tighten a spot where human flesh sticks out,

namely the neck and wrists. They also help seal off the exposed bits

from the remainder of the body, which remains effaced, its contours

largely invisible.

This observation, I think, points the way to the resolution of our

paradox. After all, the male body in a suit does contain a third

potentially obtrusive element that is most definitely not exposed,

something that, in fact, is not indicated in any way, even though one

does have to take it out, periodically, to pee. Suits have to be

tailored to allow for urination, which also has to be done in such a way

that nobody notices. The fly (which is invisible) is a bourgeois

innovation, much unlike earlier aristocratic styles, such as the

European codpiece, that often drew explicit attention to the genital

region. This is the one part of the male body whose contours are

entirely effaced. If hiding something is a way of declaring it a form of

power, then hiding the male genitals is a way of declaring masculinity

itself a form of power. It’s not just that the tie sits on precisely the

spot that, in women’s formal wear, tends to be the most sexualized (the

cleavage). A tie resembles a penis in shape, and points directly at it.

Couldn’t we say that a tie is really a symbolic displacement of the

penis, only an intellectualized penis, dangling not from one’s crotch

but from one’s head, chosen from among an almost infinite variety of

other ties by an act of mental will?

Hey, this would explain a lot—why men who wear bow ties are universally

taken to be nerds, for example. True, a bow tie could be taken for a

pair of testicles. But even so, bow ties are small, and they point in

entirely the wrong direction. Mafiosi wear ties that are too fat and

colorful; dissipated sophisticates wear thin ties; cowboys wear string

ties that produce the effect you might expect from wearing a bow tie and

a regular tie at the same time—ordinarily, this would be too unsubtle,

but cowboys are mythic he-men who can get away with it. (James Bond can

also get away with a bow tie, but then he’s basically just a giant penis

anyway.)

Professional women have faced endless problems over what to wear around

their necks. Wearing a tie is considered sexually provocative,

threatening. It’s telling that this is the only aspect of traditional

male attire women have not been allowed to adopt. In the 1980s and

1990s, there was some effort to develop flouncy bows as an alternative,

but that didn’t really work out. The expedient today is not to put

anything at all in the open space revealed by the jacket, and just let

the absence speak for itself.

You can take it from here. But let me end with a last observation about

gender. As an anthropologist, I am aware that one of the most common

features of patriarchy—and this is true in a surprising number of

places, from Africa to Sweden to New Guinea—is some idea that women

produce naturally (they bear children) and that men produce culturally

(they create society). Stated outright, this is an obvious lie—pretty

much everywhere you go you can find women doing most of the work of

producing society too. So the message of the patriarchs has to be

communicated obliquely. And I suspect that traditional formal clothing

is one such statement.

Think of it this way: if none of us wore any clothes, then it would be

the male genitalia sticking out visibly, while women’s would remain

largely hidden. Maybe the entire point of formal attire to invert this

possibility, to say, “Yes, in nature, it is women who have mysterious

hidden powers of creation, but once we get all dressed and civilized,

it’s precisely the other way around.”