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Windows is a Virus ------------------ I woke up in d mornin n ma pc has crashed Ave gt a swore head fre smokin sum hash, After several tries a gt ma pc 2 run Finnaly its workin am gonna have sum fun. But shoot wots dis an errors occured No way man this is totaly obsured. Its ma 3rd reeboot n a think its worked But w8 a min ma mouse is fucked. Ma left mouse button dosnt seem 2 work, God dam it am gonna go berserk. Ive reebooted again A think th@s it fixed But an errors come up A think ma pc is shit. The error says a need sum drivers But ave no gt d cd D windows 1 A left it @ school n sum 1 nicked it n ran, So ave closed all d windows Ma desktop finnaly shows, No errors have occured its jus very slow. A check out ma software 2 c wots rong, Ma printer sound n 56k modem ave gon. None o dem work d drivers r broken N without d cd a cant gt stuff workin. Ave connected 2 d net wi ma spare 32k, Ma god dam ping is 4,990. D firs thing a do is check ma mail, Ave gt 1000 fre a m8 N its made d website fail. D website is totaly lagged cos o ma mail, Its taken 1/2 an hr 2 gt rid o it all. Am tryin 2 send 1000 2 him But a cant, Its sayin ma SMTP's @ 5000 ping. Dis day is shite Nuthins goin rite Mayb it will get betta 2 nite. After hostin a ch@ n gettin abuse A new th@ a had nuthi 2 loose. Ave come of d net N finnished writin ma java applet. When it was complete a opened it up But it woz jus a matter o time till d blu screen came up. Ave pressed ne key, now ma desktop is bak But it happened again, An errors come up, It says "A fatal errors occured n ave gt 2 shut down, I started 2 frown. I realise now dat its no ma fault No1 can help d microsoft corp. I new a shood ave gt linux, unix or betta a mac Cos a windows pc is a pile o crap. By Boris Grishenko This poem is sad but true email me @ virus_collector_666@hotmail.com