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Hey its me Jsmooth744 I would really like it if you could add some of my 
files. You can pick from my list which one is best suited for TEXTFILES. 
Would really  appreciate it if you can email me back saying that you added  
one or some to the site. Sorry for the caps on some. By the way all of them 
were made in 2002. I repeat these were written by me I didnt copy ANY. 
Please add Jsmooth744 next to the file thanks.


    Tips on making Homemade Salutes


   First off I would like to say that everyone here,when they were first 
making salutes or starting to make them. Will have many problems on the way 
to building a succesful salute,or had a lot of problems. In this file it 
will teach you how to build sucessful salutes. And some tips along the way 
to help you to improve your current M-80s,etc..


     The first step is to experiment with powder like different 
ratios,different chemicals,and with different types of powder found in 
fireworks (consumer fireworks 1.4g). I perfer to user whistle mix (made out 
of Potassium Perchlorate and Sodium Benzonate),I usually get the whistle mix 
from piccilo petes, 1. because they are cheap, 2. next step down from flash 
powder, 3. can be used for many different thing-uses. Second step find a 
nice thick tube (remember the thicker the tube the louder the report). The 
tube can be any size you want, for M-80s 1-1/2 length,Silver Salutes de 
fuses for salutes or any explosive. The next thing we are about to talk 
about on this file is probally the second most important things on here 
FUSES.Fuses are an essential part in pyrotechnics. Without the right fuse 
you will not be able to set off your ,salutes,homemade devices. I really do 
not reccomend you do not make homemade fuse,their unreliable,unpredictable 
burn rate, and most of the time not that waterproof. If you are making 
regulare "non pure" stuff use cannon fuse ALL the time. Pure in pyrotechnics 
means that like if you are going to make a shell,fountain,mines,spinners, 
and helicopters. Black match is a shitty fuse for cobses,and other devices 
(so many i cant even name them all). You can buy cannon fuse (visco 
fuse,green fuse,model rocket fuse,waterproof fuse) at gun shops but quite 
expensive. I order mine off www.cannonfuse.com good prices and high quality 
fuse.


Hi its Jsmooth744 a user on totse I would like to contribute some of my 
information to the BB manual or cookbook. All of the information I am going 
to be sending you is written by me not anyone else. If there are any 
problems or questions about my information can you please email me back as 
soon as possible. Also can you please reply to me if you have recieved my 
email. Sorry about the caps.:/ Thank You. :Jsmooth

Easy way to Make A M-80


In this file it is illegal to make,use,or even posses these powerful 
firecrackers.




CANNON FUSE OR SPARKLER
FLASH POWDER (LOOK BELOW FOR DETAILS WHAT CHEMICALS YOU NEED)
1 1/2 INCH TUBE LENGTH WITH PRETTY THICK WALLS
END CAPS OR SOMETHING TO SEAL IT WITH LIKE BONDO BUT SOMETIMES THE END CAPS 
FLY OUT LIKE BULLETS OR USE CAN USE CORKS AS THE SAME ID AS THE TUBE
ELMERS GLUE
DRILL






FIRST GET YOUR CANNON FUSE (STIFF GREEN FUSE) IF YOU CAN NOT HAVE ANY ACCESS 
TO THAT USE A SPARKLER ALSO U CAN TAKE IT OFF OTHER FIREWORKS YOU HAVE. NEXT 
GET THE TUBE AND DRILL DRILL A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE JUST BIG ENOUGH FOR THE 
FUSE OR MAYBE A LITTLE SMALLER SO IT CAN FIT IN TIGHT NEXT CUT A PIECE LONG 
ENOUGH STICK INTO THE TUBE AT LEAST HAVE 2 INCHES STICKING OUT OF THE TOP OF 
THE TUBE NOW RUN A BEAD OF GLUE AROUND THE FUSE AT THE HOLE LET THAT DRY. 
AFTER THAT YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR FLASH POWDER IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT 
CHEMICALS TO GET HERE ARE THE ONES.2 OUNCES OF POTASSIUM PERCHLORATE, 1 
OUNCE OF ALUMINUM 600 MESH. NOW PLUG UP ONE END WITH WATER SEALANT YOU ARE 
USING I WARN YOU THOUGH IF YOU ARE USING BONDO OR ANY HARD SEALANT IT COULD 
FLY OUT LIKE BULLETS PERFERABLY YOU SHOULD USE PAPER END CAPS RUN A BEAD 
AROUND THE END OF THE TUBE THEN PUT YOUR END CAP IN. AFTER YOU HAVE DONE ALL 
OF THAT FILL UP THE OTHER END OF THE TUBE YOU DID NOT SEAL WITH 3/4 OF THE 
WAY WITH 70/30 FLASH POWDER. MEASURED BY WEIGHT NOW VOLUME. FLASH POWDER IS 
THE SILVER STUFF THEY USE IN FIRECRACKERS AND OTHER SALUTES 
M-80S,QUARTERSTICKS,ETC... SEAL THAT END THE SAME WAY YOU DID WITH THE OTHER 
AND YOU ARE DONE LET IT DRY. SINCE I COULDNT GET THE CHEMICALS SINCE I AM 
ONLY 14 I TOOK THE FLASH POWDER OUT OF DISPLAY SHELL ROCKETS VERY GOOD OR 
YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE THEM OUT OF OTHER FIRECRACKERS. DO NOT USE BLACK POWDER 
FLASH POWDER IS MORE SUPERIOR TO GUN POWDER (BLACK POWDER) IF YOU USE GUN 
POWDER IT WILL ONLY PUSH THE CAPS OUT WITH A LOUD POP. BUT WHEN YOU USE 
FLASH POWDER THE WHOLE TUBE BLOWS UP INTO LITTLE PIECES VERY VERY VERY LOUD. 
I RECCOMEND YOUY SETTING THIS THING OFF IN A ALLEY OR SOMETHING WHERE NO ONE 
IS. OK THATS ALL HAVE FUN WAIT DONT HAVE THE FLASH POWDER AROUND ANY SOURCE 
OF HEAT DONT MAKE REALLY BIG BATCHES MAKE SMALL AMOUNTS AT A TIME

New way of getting powder


First off let me say that this is probally your last resort if you do not 
have any other powder source. Lets begin its easy get all the cannon fuse 
from the crappy fountains that you have let over from the 4th of July take 
out all the cannon fuse (green fuse,safety fuse,visco fuse)get a wire cutter 
cut straight down in the middle of the fuse until you get half-way down the 
fuse. Get a piece of paper start squeezing, shaking anyway to get it out. 
The other day i must of got 40-50mg from a 2 inch piece imagine what you can 
get out of like lets say 30 feet of fuse altogether from those useless 
fountains. It wouldnt be a good idea getting powder from the fountains the 
powder extremely sucks. Burns very very very slow. Lets put it this way burn 
some plastic the plastic can burn faster than the fountain powder. Unlike 
the fuse powder burns pretty fast I say fffg- fffg (3g)-(4g) burn rate which 
is perfect if it a rainy day or nothing else to do. Believe me if you gain 
up enough fuse powder you can have a handfull size by the end of the day if 
you work on it about 17. Think about it wouldnt you rather have some powder 
to make your devices or would you rather use regular paper match head (solid 
not the powder form). The matchhead powder burns realatively slow compared 
to the fuse powder. It works wonders in c02 canisters,polumas,m-80s etc... 
so much stuff. Hope you use this imformation to your advantage. Oh yea i 
forgot try finding some dry cell batteries get the powder out of them I dont 
know if they are flammable or not.


SAFER PIPE BOMB

I MADE THIS FILE BECAUSE THERE IS SO MANY PEOPLE EACH YEAR THAT GET INJURED 
AND DIE BECAUSE OF MAKING PIPE BOMBS I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE A SAFER 
PIPE BOMB WHEN YOU ARE MAKING IT BUT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY USE IT ITS DEADLY.



METAL OR PVC PIPE
LARGE ZIPLOCK BAG
END CAPS
CANNON FUSE
FLASH POWDER
STATIC GUARD AEROSOL SPRAY
DRILL
ELMERS GLUE





LIKE I SAY IN ALL MY TEXTFILES GET ALL THE MATERIALS LISTED ABOVE FIRST 
BEFORE YOU BEGIN. AFTER THAT GET YOUR METAL OR PVC PIPE I RECCOMEND IF YOU 
PLAN ON DOING A LOT OF DAMAGE TO THINGS LIKE MAILBOXES OR JUST HAVING FUN 
BLOWING UP STUFF LIKE PORTA-POTTYS :) USE METAL BUT IF HAVING TO USE THEM 
FOR SELF PROTECTION AGAINST INTRUDERS OR ANYONE WHO IS ATTACKING YOU USE 
PVC. ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS ONE THING BEFORE YOU START MAKING A PIPE BOMB 
ALWAYS DRILL THE HOLE FIRST BECAUSE IF YOU DRILL IT WHEN THE POWDERS IN THE 
PIPE IT COULD EXPLODE AND YOU WITH IT THATS THE MISTAKE THAT MOST PEOPLE 
MAKE ALSO NEVER NEVER NEVER BANG ON THE PIPE WHEN THE EXPLOSIVE IS IN THERE. 
NOW DRILL THROUGH THE PIPE DRILL A SMALL HOLE A TINY BIT SMALLER THAN THE 
FUSE BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE THE HOLE TOO BIG IT WONT WORK. GET YOUR CANNON FUSE 
CUT A PIECE 7 INCHES IN LENGTH STICK IN HOLE RUN A BEAD OF GLUE AROUND FUSE. 
THEN GET YOUR END CAPS RUN A BEAD OF GLUE AROUND THE END CAPS ON THE INNER 
SIDE AT TOP PART AND ON THE END OF THE PIPE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO PUT THE 
END CAP SMUDGE IT AROUND THERE SMOOTHLY PUT THE CAP ON ONE END WIP AWAY ANY 
EXCESS GLUE THAT COMES OUT OF THE END CAP. AFTER YOUR DONE WITH THAT POUR 
YOUR FLASH POWDER IN *SLOWLY* CAP THE OTHER END THE SAME WAY YOU DID TO THE 
OTHER END CAP.WAIT TO DRY THEN SPRAY STATIC GUARD AREOSOL SPRAY ALL OVER THE 
PIPE NOW YOU ARE DONE. BUT IF YOU HAVE A METAL PIPE. GET THE LARGE ZIPLOCK 
BAGGIE CUT OFF THE END TO SEAL THE BAG NOW PUT IT IN THE ZIPLOCK BAGGIE IS 
THERE SO IT DOES NOT CREATE ANY SPARKS TO IGNITE THE FLASH POWDER. PUT THE 
FLASH POWDER IN. SEAL UP OTHER CAP LIKE YOU DID TO THE OTHER CAP SPRAY 
STATIC GUARD ALL OVER THE PIPE EXCEPT THE FUSE NOW YOUR DONE. DO IT IN A 
SECLUDED AREA.IF POSSIBLE TRY NOT TO BANG IT OR HANDLE IT ROUGHLY. WHEN YOU 
ARE TAKING THEM TO YOUR SITE I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT YOU ONLY TAKE ABOUT 3 
IN A THICK WALLED FIREPROOF SAFE WRAPPED IN DUCK TAPE IF THEY ACCIDENTLY DO 
GO OFF. KEEP OUT OF ANY SOURCE OF IGNITION OR HEAT,FRICTION OR IMPACT.WATCH 
OUT FOR FLYING END CAPS SOMETIMES THEY SHOOT OFF AT BULLET 
SPEED.WARNING:MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED BY NOT FOLLOWING THESE DIRECTIONS OR 
HANDLING IMPROPERLY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

FIRECRACKER MYTHS

I BEEN HEARING A LOT OF FAKE #*@! ON THIS SITE ABOUT HOW M-1000S AND OTHER 
SMALL FIRECRACKERS BLOW UP MAILBOXES AND TOILETS. IN THIS EGG I PLAN TO 
CORRECT THOSE MYTHS.

(MYTH):
1). MY FRIEND HAD THIS M-88 OR M-1000 HE SAID HE BLEW UP A MAILBOX WITH IT.
(CORRECTION): M-88S AND OTHER FIRECRACKERS LIKE THE M-90S ARE NOVELTY 
CRACKERS THEY ARE MADE TO LOOK BIG AND POWERFUL BUT IF YOU EVER OPENED ANY 
OF THEM UP THEY HAVE A LOT MORE CLAY THAN POWDER OR THEY HAVE A REGULAR 
WATERPROOF FIRECRACKER SURROUNDED BY CLAY IN THE BIG TUBE.

(MYTH):
2.) THIS KID AT SCHOOL SAID HE GOT GUNPOWDER FROM A 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN SHELL 
PUT IT IN A PAPER TUBE WITH A FUSE LIT IT AND EXPLODED.
(CORRECTION): THE GUNPOWDER IN THE SHOTGUN SHELLS BURN VERY VERY SLOWLY THE 
TYPE OF GUNPOWDER THEY USE IN THE SHELL IS CALLED A CHARGE OR PROPELLANT ITS 
ONLY USED TO LIFT THINGS LIKE IN A ROMAN CANDLE THAT IS AN EXAMPLE OF A LIFT 
CHARGEWHEN THE BALLS FLY UP INTO THE AIR. WHEN I WAS FIRST START OUT WITH 
PYROTECHNICS I EMPTYED A BUNCH OF SHOTGUN SHELLS INTO A PAPER TUBE ALL IT 
DID WAS 2 THINGS EITHER IT POPPED OUT THE END CAPS OR SPARKS CAME OUT 
THROUGH THE FUSE HOLE.

(MYTH):
3.) M-80S ARE NOT THAT POWERFUL OF COURSE THEY CANT BLOW OFF A FINGER OR 
HAND LOOK AT HOW SMALL THEY ARE.
(CORRECTION): WRONG GUESS AGAIN THE TUBE MAY LOOK PRETTY SMALL COMPARED TO 
QUARTER STICKS BUT HAVE A LOT MORE FLASH POWDER IN THEM THAN M-90S. M-80S 
AND OTHER EXPLOSIVE DEVICES LIKE QUARTER STICKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE *WHOLE* 
UNITED STATES. YES PEOPLE STILL MAY BE SELLING THEM BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE 
THEM LEGAL. THIS ALL STARTED WHEN THE CHILD PROTECTION ACT OF 1966 STATING 
NO FIRECRACKER CAN HAVE MORE THAN 50MG OF POWDER IN THEM. ALL OF THIS 
HAPPEND BECAUSE TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE HAD THERE FINGERS BLOWN OFF AND SO MUCH 
PROPERTY RUINED BY THEM. IF YOU NOTICE IF YOU EVER HELD A M-80,QUARTER 
STICK,OR BLOCKBUSTER THEY DONT HAVE ANY CAUTION LABEL KNOW WHY? CAUSE THEY 
WERENT MADE IN A FACTORY THEY ARE HOMEMADE.


HOW TO MAKE GRENADES THE EASY WAY

IM NOT GOING TO SAY ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR 
ACTIONS BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT HOW TO HANDLE THEM AND SET THEM OFF 
SAFELY WITHOUT GETTING HURT. ITS NOT MY FAULT ANYWAYS BECAUSE YOU WERE THE 
ONE WHO DECIDED TO USE THIS TEXTFILE AND MAKE THE DEVICE SO ITS YOUR OWN 
DAMN FAULT IF YOU GET HURT,OR CAUGHT.


1). A M-80 EXPLOSIVE,BB PELLETS,ELMERS GLUE PROBALLY ALL OF YOU KNOW THIS 
TAKE THE M-80 NOW SQUIRT GLUE ALL OVER IT EXCEPT ON THE FUSE THEN DUMP ALOT 
OF BB?S ON THE M-80 LET IT DRY LIGHT IT RUN YOUR ASS VERY VERY FAR. IF YOU 
CAN OBTAIN SOME CANNON FUSE USE IT SOMETIMES THE FUSE CAN BURN FASTER THAN 
EXPECTED.

2.) GET 1 CO2 CANISTER,CANNON FUSE(THE REASON I USE CANNON FUSE ALL THE TIME 
FOR MY DEVICES IS THAT IT IS WATERPROOF NICE BURNING SPEED AND ALSO A 
DELAY),GUN POWDER,FLASH POWDER I HIGHLY RECOMMEND USING FLASH POWDER IT 
BURNS A LOT FASTER THAN GUN POWDER BUT IF YOU CAN ONLY GET YOUR HANDS ON GUN 
POWDER GET THE CANISTER THAT SAYS FFFFG THATS THE FASTEST BURNING GUN 
POWDER. NOW GET YOUR CO2 CANISTER POKE A HOLE IN IT GET A PIECE OF PAPER 
MAKE A CREASE IN IT POUR POWDER ON PAPER THEN INTO THE HOLE SLOWLY FILL 3/4 
OF THE WAY UP WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH THAT STICK A PIECE OF CANNON FUSE ABOUT 
8 INCHES LONG INTO THE HOLE THEN GLUE IT YOUR DONE LIGHT OFF BECAREFUL 
THOUGH WHEN THIS GRENADE GOES OFF IT THROWS A LOT OF SHRAPNEL.

3.)THIS GRENADE I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IS CALLED THE INDECARY GRENADE 
THE EQUIPMENT THAT YOU NEED IS ANYTYPE OF EXPLOSIVE LIKE A M-80 OR QUARTER 
STICK,NAPALM,CANNON FUSE,BB PELLETS,SOME SORT OF CONTAINER WITH A LID. LETS 
GET STARTED FOR THE THING TO EXPLODE YOU NEED THE EXPLOSIVE FIRST,ATTACH A 
LONG AMOUNT OF FUSE TO THE EXPLOSIVE, TAKE THE EXPLOSIVE GLUE IT STANDING UP 
IN THE CONTAINER NOW DUMP THE NAPALM IN THE CONTAINER THEN ADD A #*@!LOAD OF 
BB?S ENOUGH TO COVER THE WHOLE THING AND THE EXPLOSIVE DONT WORRY THE BB?S 
WONT STOP THE FUSE.MAKE A HOLE IN THE LID OF THE CONTAINER GLUE THE HOLE TO 
HOLD THE FUSE IN PLACE AND THE LAST THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS GLUE DOWN THE 
LID YOU ARE NOW DONE! JUST LIGHT THE FUSE AND RUN.


MAKING HOMEMADE FIREWORK ROCKETS

TODAY YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN HOMEMADE FIREWORK ROCKETS. NOW ON 
TO THE EGG.



ESTES ROCKET ENGINES
ELMERS GLUE
CANNON FUSE
WOODEN DOWEL OR STICK
CONSUMER FIREWORKS (1.4G,COMMON FIREWORKS)
PAPER CAP OR SOMETHING TO COVER THE TOP OF THE ROCKET



FIRST OFF GET ALL YOUR MATERIALS LISTED ABOVE. YOU CAN GET THE ESTES ROCKET 
ENGINES AT YOUR LOCAL HOBBY STORE OR WALMART,TO GET THE CANNON FUSE GO TO A 
GUN SHOP,FOR THE WOODEN DOWEL GO TO THE HOBBY SHOP,CONSUMER FIREWORKS YOU 
CAN GET AT A STAND OR WALMART LIKE A MONTH BEFORE THE 4TH WERE I LIVE THEY 
ARE SELLING THEM NOW. IN MY OPINION YOU SHOUD GET THE BIGGEST ENGINE YOU CAN 
FIND PERFERABLY D-E I THINK F AND G ENGINES YOU NEED A LICENSE FOR I FORGOT 
AT THE BOTTOM NEAR THE HOLE WHERE YOU WOULD PUT THE ELECTICAL IGNITER GET A 
PIN OR SOMETHING SHARP SHOVE IT DOWN THE HOLE AND SCRAPE A LITTLE BIT SO 
MORE GUN POWDER IS EXPOSED SO THEN FUSE COULD IGNITE IT NEXT TAKE YOUR 
CANNON FUSE CUT ABOUT 5 INCHES OFF OFF THAT FIVE INCHES CUT A INCH OFF THEN 
PUT THE LONG FUSE IN THE HOLE (IT SHOULD FIT RIGHT) SO TAKE THAT INCH OF 
FUSE JAM IT NEXT TO THE LONG FUSE IN THE HOLE I USED A C ENGINE IF ITS A D 
ENGINE CUT 2 1 INCH PIECES TO GO NEXT TO THE FUSE SQUIRT SOME ELMERS GLUE 
AROUND THE FUSES TO HOLD THEM IN PLACE LET IT DRY GET YOUR DOWEL MAKE IT 
PRETTY LONG BUT NOT TO LONG. FINALLY THE NEXT STEP ONE DAY I LIT A ESTES 
ROCKET ENGINE ON THE GROUND WITH A SPARKLER AT THE END OF THE ENGINE I HEARD 
A FAINT POPPING SOUND WITH A JET OF FIRE COMING OUT OF THE TOP. I FIGURED 
ITS PROBALLY A EXPLOSIVE CHARGE THAT MAKES THE PARACHUTE EJECT OUT OF THE 
ROCKET SO LIKE I WAS SAYING GET YOUR COMSUMER FIREWORKS LIKE JUMPING JACKS, 
FIRECRACKERS, M-80s,BOTTLE ROCKETS WHATEVER YOU HAVE AND THE PAPER CAP. WITH 
THE FUSE OF THE FIREWORK FOR EXAMPLE IF I USED JUMPING JACKS I TAKE A JACK 
OFF THE STRING AND PUT THE FUSE GOING DOWNWARD INTO THE ROCKET IN THE EMPTY 
SPACE ON THE TOP THEN GLUE THE TOP ON WHEN THE EJECTION CHARGE GOES OFF IT 
SHOOTS OUT THE JUMPING JACKS AND IT IGNITES THE FUSES AT THE SAME TIME THEY 
BUZZ IN THE AIR ITS COOL. OR YOU CAN TAPE THE WHOLE STING OF JUMPING JACKS 
PUT THE FUSE IN THE TOP PUT THE CAP ON LIGHT IT PRESTO A GREAT LIGHT SHOW 
SAME WITH FIRECRACKERS. ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS PUTTING LIKE 3 BOTTLE 
ROCKETS (THE ONES THAT COME IN A PACK-GROSS OF 144) IN THE ROCKET SO WHEN 
THEY LIGHT IT THEY EJECT LIGHT THEN THEY ROCKET OFF ANYWHERE TO EXPLODE 
REALLY NEAT EFFECT. YOU CAN SPEND HOURS EXPERIMENT ON DIFFERENT FIREWORKS 
AND DIFFERENT SIZE ENGINES. REMEMBER BY A CAP JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT OVER 
THE TOP OF THE ENGINE GLUE IT WITH ELMERS GLUE.


TENNIS BALL FOUNTAIN

OK A FOUNTAIN IS A DEVICE WHICH SPRAY SPARKS OR SHOOTS SPARKS UP INTO THE 
AIR. IN THIS FILE YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO MAKE A TENNIS BALL FOUNTAIN-FIREWORK 
MINE.



1 TENNIS BALL
1 KING SIZE MATCH BOX (IF YOU CANT FIND KING SIZE BUY 2 REGULAR MATCH BOXES)
7 INCHES OF CANNON FUSE
DUCK TAPE
1 KNIFE
1 SCISSOR




FIRST OFF GET YOUR TENNIS BALL (PERFABLY BRAND NEW OUT OF THE PACKAGE) THEN 
START CUTTING THE MATCH HEADS OFF A #*@!LOAD OF MATCHES ENOUGH TO FILL THE 
TENNIS BALL AFTER THATS DONE PUT A SLIT IN THE TENNIS BALL WHICH CAN BE DONE 
WITH A SHARP KNIFE. START FILLING UP THE TENNIS BALL WITH MATCHES TRY TO 
PACK THEM TIGHT IN THE BALL.GET THE SCISSORS AND CUT 7 INCHES OF CANNON FUSE 
PUT IT IN THE BALL TRY TO SHOVE IT DOWN AS FAR AS YOU CAN WITHOUT DAMAGING 
THE FUSE PACK A LITTLE BIT MORE THEN DUCK TAPE THE BALL PRETTY TIGHT ALL 
AROUND NOT TOO MUCH DO IT NEAR THE SLIT TO WRAP IT AROUND LIKE 10 TIMES 
STOP. YOU ARE DONE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS LIGHT THE FUSE. I RECCOMEND 
DOING THIS IN A EMPTY PARKING LOT WHERE THERE IS NO FLAMMABLE STUFF TO CATCH 
ON FIRE WHEN THIS THING GOES OFF. WHAT SHOULD HA#*@! WHEN IT REACHES INSIDE 
THE TENNIS BALL ALL IT SHOULD SPARK FOR A LIL BIT THEN ALL THE MATCHES WILL 
BE SHOOT UP INTO THE AIR STILL LIT ITS COOL WHEN YOU DO IT AT NIGHT. 
PROBALLY TO MAKE IT GO HIGHER PUT A LITTLE BIT OF GUN POWDER AT THE BOTTOM 
FOR A LIFT CHARGE. IT MAY TAKE A LONG TIME BUT ITS WORTH IT. HINT: THE 
TIGHTER YOU WRAP IT MORE SPARKS WILL COME OUT BUT IT WONT SHOOT INTO THE AIR 
THAT HIGH.
It can also be classified as a firework mine.


IMPROVISING SAFE & SANE FIREWORKS



FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW WHAT SAFE AND SANE AND SANE FIREWORKS ARE 
THEY ARE ANYTHING THAT DOES NOT EXPLODE OR GO UP IN THE AIR. IN THIS FILE 
YOU LEARN HOW TO
MODIFY THEM TO DO COOL STUFF.


JUMPING JACKS
GROUND BLOOM FLOWERS
SPARKLERS
FIREWORK WHEEL (FIREWORK THAT YOU NAIL TO FENCE OR TREE AND SPINS)
PICCILO PETE (WHISTLING CHASER)
FUSE (OPTINAL)
DUCK TAPE
CUCKOO FOUNTAIN





OK LETS START WITH JUMPING JACKS THE LIL GROUND FIREWORKS THAT LOOK LIKE 
FIRECRACKERS AND SPIN AROUND ON THE GROUND. TAKE A JUMPING JACK OFF THE 
STRING GET LIGHT IT RIGHT BEFORE THE FUSE GETS IN THE HOLE THROW IT INTO 
WATER PRETTY COOL WHEN YOU GET THE HANG OF IT. ALSO RIGHT BEFORE THE JUMPING 
JACK FUSE GETS INTO THE HOLE THROW IT INTO THE AIR IT SHOULD FLY AWAY WITH A 
BUZZING SOUND. ONE LAST THING TO DO WITH THE JUMPING JACK IS TO GET PLASTIC 
CEMENT FILL UP THE 2 HOLES ON THE SIDE OF THE JUMPING JACK FULLY WAIT A 
COUPLE OF HOURS FOR IT TO DRY. WHEN YOU LIGHT IT IT WILL EXPLODE WITH A LOUD 
POP. LETS GET STARTED WITH GROUND BLOOM FLOWERS BASICALLY GROUND BLOOM 
FLOWERS ARE A LARGER VERSION OF JUMPING JACKS. TAKE ONE WAIT FOR THE FUSE TO 
GET IN THE HOLE CHUCK IT INTO WATER ITS COOL BECAUSE YOU SEE ALL THE WATER 
SPLASHING,SMOKE,COLOR IN THE WATER REALLY COOL. STEP ON THE BACK OF THE 
GROUND BLOOM FLOWER DUMP ALL THE ORANGE POWDER UNTIL YOU SEE THE GREY POWDER 
LIGHT IT AND IT WILL SPIN UP INTO THE AIR. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT SPARKLERS ARE 
RIGHT? IF YOU DONT STOP READING THIS FILE NOW. HERES A WAY TO TURN SPARKLERS 
INTO A BIG ASS EXPLOSION GET 12 SPARKLERS YOUR DUCK TAPE PUT THE 12 
SPARKLERS IN A BUNCH TAPE TIGHTLY REALLY REALLY TIGHT LIGHTLY ALL AROUND. ON 
TO FIREWORK WHEELS CUT OFF ONE OF THE TUBES WITH THE FUSE COMING OUT TAPE A 
THIN TWIG OR DOWEL TO IT LIGHT YOU GOT YOURSELF A BOTTLE ROCKET IF POSSIBLE 
GET THE WHEELS THAT WHISTLE THERE EVEN BETTER. WITH THE PICCILO PETE YOU CAN 
DO 2 THINGS 1. HAMMER AROUND THE MIDDLE OF THE PICCILO PETE HARD LIGHT FIRST 
IT WILL WHISTLE FOR A LITTLE BIT THEN EXPLODE,2. GET THE PICCILO PETE OFF 
THE STAND WRAP 3 LAYERS OF THE PICCILO PETE PUT ON SMOOTH PAVEMENT LIGHT IT 
WILL BE A N****R CHASER. CUCKOO FOUNTAINS YOU CAN ABOUT FIND ANYWHERE YOU 
KNOW THE 2 LITTLE TUBES ON THE SIDES NEAR THE TOP OF THE FOUNTAIN? THOSE ARE 
THE ONES THAT MAKE THE FOUNTAIN WHISTLE CUT OFF THE FUSE STICK IN GROUND 
WITH THE FUSE UPWARDS LIGHT NOW YOU HAVE A SMALL PICCILO PETE, OR YOU CAN 
WITH LITTLE STRIP OF DUCK TAPE TAPE A SMALL TWIG LIGHT PUT IN PIPE THATS 
ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE A BOTTLE ROCKET IF YOU WANT A EXPLOSION END YOU COULD 
ALWAYS PUT A BLACK CAT OR OTHER SMALL FIRECRACKER LIKE A LADYFINGER ON IT 
AND CONNECT THE FUSES SO IT WILL WHISTLE THEN EXPLODE.

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