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?      The Three Golden Rules of Poetry                                   ?
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?  When you're depressed, write poetry!                                   ?
?  When you're happy, write poetry!                                       ?
?  When you're hungry, write poetry!                                      ?
?  When you're ready to puke, write poetry!                               ?
?  When you're exhausted, write poetry!                                   ?
?  When you're really up, write poetry!                                   ?
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?  Write poetry because the landlord is about to evict you from           ?
?  ?  your apartment.                                                     ?
?  Write poetry because the world is gonna end tomorrow.                  ?
?  Write poetry because you used to be a fifteen-year-old kid with        ?
?   a red guitar in the park.                                             ?
?  Write poetry because the tests turned out positive.                    ?
?  Write poetry because you are the Chosen One.                           ?
?  Write poetry because you didn't get invited to any Halloween parties.  ?
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?  Write poetry 'cause it's Spring.                                       ?
?  Write poetry 'cause it's Summer.                                       ?
?  Write poetry 'cause it's Fall.                                         ?
?  Write poetry 'cause the soup's too hot.                                ?
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?  Write poetry 'cause it's good for you!                                 ?
?  Write poetry 'cause it's bad for you!                                  ?
?  Write poetry 'cause it makes you crazy!                                ?
?  Write poetry 'cause it makes you sane!                                 ?
?  Write poetry 'cause it's the fushia expletive-deleted archenstone      ?
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?  Write poetry!!!                                                        ?
?  (Or don't, what do I care?)                                            ?
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?  Copyright <c) 1991 - MICHAEL HOWARD                                    ?
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