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The Twinkie Therom
The Real Story
Uploaded by CHUD
The basic twinkie therom states: A. Twinkies are at a very high
level of health possibility, and B. twinkies increase your brain
potencial. This file will hopefully prove both of these facts.
You maybe thinking: why are twinkies healthy? What most of you
readers know the Hostess Food Company has packed twinkies with many
chemicals. These chemicals give them a longer shelf life, (meaning
that they won't decay). Now the major reason of food poisoning
is mostly (if not totally) due to mold. Most mold is is harmful
towards your body. If you were to put mold on a twinkie it would
die rather then thrive. Therefore, it is within the capabilities
of a twinkie to kill the bad mold, by just flowing through your
entire body. These chemicals do what your body can't.
Your brain works as computer run completly by chemicals. By
using chemicals your brain will react in different ways. The
chemicals in twinkies have the possibilities to alter your thought
processes. Therefore, it allows you to view things (a problem for
instance) from a slightly diffrent angle, thus aiding your brain in
it's work. Twinkies are safer then drugs, because they don't: give
you cancer, kill braincells, ruin your kidneys or liver.
So... Eat a twinkie! They're good for you and taste great too!
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