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This article is excerpted from the Rocky Mountain Pagan Journal.
Each issue of the Rocky Mountain Pagan Journal is published by
High Plains Arts and Sciences; P.O. Box 620604, Littleton Co.,
80123, a Colorado Non-Profit Corporation, under a Public Domain
Copyright, which entitles any person or group of persons to
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`S N I P E S O R C E R Y'
In the great tradition of `Wombat Wicca' and Witchduck, we
present the following as the second in a series of "Ceremonials"
Asst. Ed.
As promised, in this edition of Snipe Sorcery, we present the two
major invokations used in the Snipe rituals...
Invokation to Baboo
O beautiful, bright Baboo, the banshee ballerina, the baroque
bawd, the bedazzling, buxom bombshell, we pray to thee, our
bumptious bulwark of burlesque, and beg you to bless our
bacchanal with the bonbon of your bright presence.
Light our lewd labors with the lascivious laughter of your
leering legacy. Endorse each word of our earnest entertainment
for the enlightenment of the entranced masses, huddled in the
darkness of their prudery and inhibitions.
Grant us the power to dispell the gloom of puritan despondency
which looms over their eternal labors and help them take their
heavy load and shove it. So Mote it Be
Invokation to Bacchus
Rah! Rah! Rah! Sis Boom Bah! If we can't have Bacchus,
we'll have no god at all!
Gimme a "P" Gimme an "A" Gimme an "R" Gimme a "T" Gimme a "Y"
What's that spell? What's that spell? What's that spell?
Repeat as necessary.
......................from R.M.P.J. 8/86