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Cardinal Rules
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If you open it -- close it.
If you turn it on -- turn it off.
If you unlock it -- lock it.
If you break it -- repair it.
If you can't fix it -- call in someone who can.
If you borrow it -- return it.
If you use it -- take care of it.
If you make a mess -- clean it up.
If you move it -- put it back.
If it doesn't concern you -- leave the bloody thing alone.