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------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Digital Gang Presants: Eddie and the l00serZ Performin': Livin' on a ware Cracked By: The Sheik (Chris) Thanks: The Triton & High Voltage (Eddie) (Tony) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Special Guest Star] Touch Tone (Bartly of the Mutharboards Elites) Special thanks to Dark Logic For distribution, (Since they've got nothing better to do with themselves) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------- Livin' on a Ware ---------------- The raddest of rad gNu releases by everyone's favorite rOcK grewp: E D D I E A N D T H E L U Z E R Z --------------------------------------- (aka ThE TrIt0n and diGiTaL \/\/AnG!@!1) Once upon a time, not so long ago Eddie used to work at a furniture store Wares have been slow He's down on his luck...no wArEz, it sux Sherlock works on the board all day Working for the man, he programs the K-way For wares, for fame Chris says: We've got to release all the wares we've got It doesn't make a difference if its a bad crack or not Eddies got the money and that's enough For fame, we'll be cracking alot I'm halfway there Buyin' me a ware You told me about a ware - I'll buy it I swear Livin' on a ware Tony's got his //c in hock Now he's pitching in cuz Eddie ran out Wares cost, so much Tyrone dreams of running away When Dave calls in the night And says: I'll crack a ware, someday We've got to buy all the wares they've got It doesnt make a difference if it's a double release or not We've got the Sheik but there's a catch For bad cracks - he'll put out a patch It's a half cracked ware We'll put it out - who cares Buy me a ware and I'll fuck it up I swear Livin' on a ware We've got to hold on geeks or not We live for those wares - they're all we've got "Buy me a ware or I'll stab you I swear Call the Motherboards they're on a tare Gettin' all the wares." - TT/CtC -------------------------------------- Phun Phactz!!@1 -------------------------------------- Ed- The Trit0n, chief wArEzZ buyer for Eddie and the Lewzerz Tony- High Voltage, Ed'z buttlove, gives Ed money for wArEzZ Tyrone- Tom E. Hawk, the only kewl dewd in Digital Wang Chris- The Sheik!1@1 Famous for bAd kraxXxXxXXxxx!!@@1!!!1 TT/CtC- T0uch T0ne, Bart, member of C0ast t0 C0ast, runz the Muthabode chain of shitty bbs's running off of m0difided Networx II!!@1!!@ Famous for physically threatening all the geeks in modum land!@1!! [ Produced by: ] [ The Unknown Elite ] [ ] [ Lyrics and Muzik by: ] [ Captain Kave MaN ] [ and The Teen Angles ]